Okay I said this in one of my other story's don't just say check your spell tell what need to be check because that just makes me mad it like looking something and you ask someone where it is and they point to a room not where that thing is to help me find the world don't Just FUCKING SAY YOU SPELL THIS WRONG YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Also, Helmeppo talking to his dad that was on purpose you try talking with a swollen face. Also Gamelover41592, Naruto only use the Rinnegan for a small thing. I will use star war jokes
P.s.
Naruto is OP he just toys with his victim like a predator does to it pray but the result of eating AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE the Biju fruit and also being a Jinchuuriki have a weakness Seastone and the East Blue is the weakest sea in one piece so just wait until the Straw Hats Fox Pirate goes to the grand line.
Also, I am rethinking about give Naruto a More Sword a Just Break the Muramasa no Naruto and Give him the Gravity Blade from UQ holders and Muramasa Jūryoku kattā during the time skip Naruto will become a Juubi and trains in the Island of Yokai.
: Chapter:7: The Liar and the little Left:
: Somewhere At The East Blue:
Two boats were sailing together one boat had a pirate black sail with a Jolly Roger that looks like a clown On it was also cross out. One of these boats were Naruto Zoro and Luffy on the other boat the had the pirate sail were Kira, Nami Sakura and Satsuki everyone were doing their one thing Luffy was eating the Zoro and Satsuki were cleaning their blades Sakura is reading a medical book but look at Naruto and started to blush a bit, Nami looked at a map and telling the other clone that Naruto made to steer the boat toward, Kira was using a telescope to see if there is any land and Naruto was writing one his latest book he also told the girls how he has so much money by telling he written the Ninja of Love stories Kira, Nami and Sakura were shock their favorite book series was made by a boy the said age as Sakura and Kira. It's been out for 6 years now That right Naruto has been writing Ninja of Love for about 6 years. It all started with a disagreement with Jiraiya saying Naruto can make a way better book than him next thing Naruto gave it to Jiraya's Publisher and Ninja of Love Volume 1: The Cursed Boys was born Satsuki acted like she hated it but she had the whole series in her own storage scroll and had ordered the next book. Now do with his chapter Naruto started writing in his log book of what happing so far.
"Frist Mate log September 14 Small shitty Boats. It Has been 20 day scent Luffy and I left our Home at Fushia Village so far we came across some interesting people we have two more Swordsmen will one is a girl name Satsuki she Cute but has this bossy and mighty attitude so far she told me to talk responsibility and is now planning to marry me her partner name is Zoro is a nice guy. just last week Luffy and I got a Doctor and Navigator named Sakura and Nami Sakura has a cute smile and I got along okay but Nami and I had a fight but I usually get like this after I transform back from the full demon, but we have two problems. One is that my compost is a smart ass and two we are starting to run out of food and if this continues we will have to eat the girl copy of my books." Naruto said.
"What was that." The girls said.
"Nothing," Naruto said.
"You do realize we need a bigger ship right," Satsuki said.
"What didn't you get by small shit boats," Naruto said.
"Naruto what were you doing," Zoro said.
"Writing in my log book," Naruto said.
"Like in Star Track," Zoro said.
"Yeah," Naruto said.
"Like you can compare to the awesomeness of Shatner," Zoro said.
"I... beg. To. differ Zoro.. hey... Nami.. Is... that.. a. Island.. that a.. dead... a.. head." Naruto said in a very Shatner like way.
"I will hurt you," Zoro said.
"You will try," Naruto said cheekily. "So what the name of that island Nami.
"Syrup village why?" Nami said looking at the map.
"I remember Prevy Toad said the retired third Hokage live there with his family also Yasopp is from there and told me a story about the old man third," Naruto said.
"You guy do know we need a ship right as well as new clothes for Naruto," Satsuki said.
"Ain't my fault my clothes can't starch to the same size of Biju body I need special clothing that only Kage or those to the Akimichi clan can get this special cloth and silk then can starch and I did say small shitty boat," Naruto said.
"Well, it's settled then let go to syrup village and see if we can get a ship," Luffy yelled.
: Syrup Village:
In the village known as Syrup Village a 17-year-old boy came running through yelling "Pirates are coming run for your lives…" the boy name is Usopp he has curly long dark brown hair covered in a checkered bandanna, wore brown overalls with no shirt, tan skin, he also had an extremely long nose that kind of resembled Pinocchio's. "I just have one more thing to say…" said Usopp, "Kidding!"
Just then he was hit with a rock by one of the village people. "Usopp escape tactic #101 run like a bitch." Usopp ran like a bat out of hell.
"Get back here you little shit!" VM#1 said
"Why you little!" VM#2 said.
The village people were angry and started to through frying pan pots at him.
With The Straw Hat Fox Crew.
Naruto was asked by the two new girls what was the fox-like "Wow…" said Nami.
"So let me get this straight when you were 6 your demon encouraged you to transform into a naked female teenager version of yourself…" said a shocked Sakura with a bloodied nose Sakura only told Nami this but she was attracted to both man and woman.
"Yes, it was all his idea… he's a bit of a pervert if I do say so myself…" Naruto said rubbing his temples.
"What do you mean pervert!" yelled Kyuubi in his cage.
"Well you are…" thought Naruto still rubbing his temple.
"Shut up…" whined Kyuubi.
"You're not exactly making yourself look innocent…" thought Naruto.
"I was wondering… could Kyuubi ever take over your body…" asked Sakura.
"No… Kyuubi told me when I ate the Bijuu Fruit I permanently straightened the seal so much that he can never take over my body…" said Naruto.
"Kit… I know this is a bad time… but that's not necessarily true…" said turned white…
"What…" he said out loud with a twitchy eye.
"Hey Dobe you feeling okay?" asked Satsuki.
I'm fine… I'm just going to take a little nap walk me up when we get there." said Naruto who suddenly collapsed.
"He's fine Kyuubi probably Just want to talk," said Luffy like nothing happened.
While his body was asleep out.
: Naruto's Mind Escape:
Inside Naruto's mind stood in front of Kyuubi's cage…
"What do you mean that's not necessarily true," Naruto said looking at the giant fox.
"Well I've been meaning to tell you this but there are weaknesses to the seal for example you may know when you transform back to a human your anger get the better of you like last time that because I have a title of the Fox of Rage and Wrath And their also Sea stone it can weaken the Seal and their other way to that I can take over your body one being if our lives are in danger or some sort of bizarre accident," Kyuubi said.
"That's good to know…" said Naruto.
"So you're going to tell the crew…" Kyuubi Said
"Maybe just Luffy it's best if I just tell him…" Naruto said. "You know that they won't judge you they..." Kyuubi said. "I don't WANT TO MAKE THEM THING I'M A MONSTER!" Naruto yelled. Kyuubi knew that Naruto has trusts issues and would tell Luffy, Ace and that girl Naruto like he then fade out of his mind and went back to the outside world,
: Outside Of Naruto's Mind:
"Luffy there's something I need to tell in private…" Naruto said acting calm. The two went to one of the ends of the boat Naruto whispered what Kyuubi told him."Oh, um!" Luffy nearly yelled but was stopped by Naruto's hand that was covering his mouth. "Shh… please keep it a secret… I don't want this getting out." Naruto pleaded his brother.
"I promise…" said Luffy.
"I wonder what's that about…" said Satsuki.
"Who knows…" said Zoro with a Luffy and Naruto finished their conversation Nami cleared her throat.
"I hope you realize there's if we're going to Grand Line we'll need something important…" said Nami.
"Meat?" asked Luffy.
"Ramen?" asked Naruto and realize. "A cook ah sharpshooter Oh oh Archaeologist and a Musician," Naruto said.
"Beer?" Zoro said The Boys answer getting on Nami's last nerve.
.The three girls just stared at them and Nami waiting to see her explode, while Sakura and Satsuki had a blank look on their face "Remind me why we were partners again…" said Satsuki.
"No what we need is a ship we're near an island with a town, we might be able to get a ship there," said Nami.
"We could just steal one from some Pirates or corrupt Marine Officer," Naruto said.
"I'm serious and I get why having a Cook and a Sharp Shooter would be good but why an Archaeologist and a Musician," Nami said.
"Will to see if we have a piece of one of the kind goods like saying a rare coin from a lost city that might be worth more than all the gem in those bags right Kira, " Naruto said Hearing this Nami had money sign for eyes but both of them were looking at Kira who is sleeping on the bag of treasure Nami was about to walk her but Naruto stop her. "Let her sleep, she been up watcher for pirates and Marines all night," Naruto said.
Back with Usopp
Back in Syrup Village the town men angry mob lost track of Usopp. "We'll get you punk!" said one of the town's people. Usopp was hiding in a tree.
"Good morning captain!" said a voice from the under the cleared his throat. "We the Usopp Pirates have arrived…" said one of the boys who green hair that looked a like a bell pepper who's name was Pepper."So what's going on today?" asked Usopp.
"And where's Onion…" said Usopp looking around. A purple haired boy who wore an orange cap that made him resemble a carrot whose name was Carrot shrugged. "He's probably going to show up screaming about something as usual…" said the third boy, he had spiky brown hair and wore a set of goggles over his forehead… his name was Konohamaru… he was the odd one out… as he didn't look like or share a name with a vegetable…"It's terrible!" yelled a voice.
"See told you…" said Konohamaru. A blonde boy who looked like well an onion and there for his name was Onion came running through.
"Pirates are attacking the village!" screamed Onion.
"Liar…" said the other three boys.
"No really…" Onion, "And they had the symbol of Buggy the Clown but it was crossed out but I think it is just a trick to fool us what do we do what do we do…" said Onion."Buggy the Clown..." said Usopp as he ran away…
"Captain wait!" yelled Pepper.
"I have to go eat my snack! I have a rare disease that if I don't eat a snack at the same time every day I'll die!" yelled Usopp.
"Captain there are only two small boats… with 6 people all together…" yelled Onion.
"Why didn't you say so…" said Usopp running back towards them.
Not too long later, the crew landed on the island."Finally, it's good to be on dry land again…" said Sakura as she stretches her body. "No kidding!" said Naruto as he rubs his butt. "I feel a lot better when we get some food in us maybe takoyaki or yakitori if we can find a place that sells them I'll make a clone to find the ingredient to make it," Naruto said making their group blink.
"You can cook!" yelled Sakura.
"Yeah I help in cooking meals but we need someone that is a professional chef "So Naruto where's the town?" asked Luffy.
Before Naruto could answer someone began to shoot at them… dodged at best they could, the shooting stopped. Nami noticed a ball on the ground so she picked it up and blew the sand away from it. "It's a Pachinko Ball…" said Nami.
"Pachinko ball?" asked Sakura. "Who the hell would shoot a Pachinko ball at us?" asked Inner Sakura.
"I am the great Captain Usopp! I'm the ruler of this town leave at once! Or you will be faced to fight my 8,000 men!" said Usopp who stood on a nearby cliff while flags with the Usopp pirates insignia flew behind him. In the nearby bushes, the Usopp pirates were tired from moving their arms up and down.
Back on the beach, Naruto looked at the flags, "You mean those kids in the bushes?" he asked.
"They're on to us!" yelled Pepper.
"Run!" yelled Onion.
The 3 boys ran away while Usopp sweatdropped. but Konohamaru stood the little boy jump out and took out a beginner Kunai knife and charge at Naruto but trip over his scarf. everyone sweatdropped after that Naruto walks over to the boy and help him up.
"Ow, you trip me," Konohamaru said pointing at Naruto, Just then a man dresses up in a dark blue and a clothing and black sunglasses he looked and saw Naruto and recognize him being the Nine tail jinchuuriki.
Naruto then grabbed the boy. "You trip over your own damn self." He yelled.
"Let go of the Honorable grandson of the third Hokage." The man said.
Naruto looked at the boy who is grid at him. "What now big guy are you going to hit me or you too scared that my grandpa is the third Hokage." The boy said.
"I don't care if he's your grandmother," Naruto said hitting in the back of the head.
'He different.' Konohamaru thought as he hit the ground.
"How dare you hit the Third's grandson." the man said.
"Had to teach him about the real world what if he gives this attitude to someone who a Celestial Dragon," Naruto said with venom at the last part.
"Look I teach him a couple of things that you can teach him that you neglected to teach him," Naruto said to the man know as Ebisu, Naruto looked into Ebisu's eyes. 'I hate those eyes, everyone, back home away looked at me with those eyes.' Naruto thought.
"And that is," Ebisu said with Arrogance in his voice.
"Well not being arrogant and underestimate his opponent oh how about the real law of the real world," Naruto said, making the Ebisu glare at him. "Oh, one last thing."
"What that," Ebisu said.
"I'm taking the Brat Bye," Naruto said as he grabbed Konohamru as he left by a shunshin.
: Chapter 8 School of Hardknock:
Naruto and Konohamaru appeared in a Japanese yard. Naruto smiled seeing an old man wearing old Japanese clothes and has a smoking pipe that is filled with cherry flavor tobacco the man smile see Naruto. The man he tan skin brown eyes and gray balding and a goatee under his left eye there is a liver spot.
This man is known as the retired third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen. "Naruto looks like you met my grandson, and look how much you grew. " Hiruzen said.
"Hey you old monkey so this is little Konohamaru," Naruto said he then let go of Konohamaru over a small pond.
Konohamaru came up for a breath of fresh air. he then saw Naruto drinking tea with his grandfather. "You're that pirate from earlier." The boy said pointing at Naruto who was eating a rice cracker.
"Relax kid I'm part of the Shinobi Core But yeah I'm a Pirate but I'm one of the rare good ones," Naruto said.
"Grampa help me!" Konohamaru cried. Naruto just hit him on the head.
"The old man I, go way back I even help watch over you," Naruto said. 'You help me on that dark year.' He thought as he remembered watching his brother sailing away than Bang the ship exploded.
Then he awoke to be surrounded Dead bodies, his hand covered in blood the city was on fire and he met his mother who had a pleased to see him killed these so-called Dragon and gave him Muramasa no Naruto.
On that day Naruto got the name Demon Eyes Naruto was born and Jiraiya took him on a training trip.
He learns sword style from a woman name Hawkeye Mihawk which he sees as an older sister. Naruto even braked into the world noble home and help Fisher Tiger save the slaves.
"So I'm gonna teach you some things," Naruto said.
"And what that?" Konohamaru said.
"Shadow transformation, Trapmaking, and how to use a weapon now come on," Naruto said as he walked outside but stopped as he handed Kono a metal steel pipe that was about the size of a poll. "My older brothers used a metal pipe to save and my brother Luffy," Naruto said as he took Konohamaru.
"Here Naruto I head a feeling your clothes would rip so here something new as well as a scroll of a ton of your father stuff, money, and more of the clothing that can withhold Biju transformation." Naruto escaped the new closes witch is an orange and black hoody and brown baggy pants a red sash, and black booted sandals.
With Luffy And The Other
Naruto appeared with Konohamaru in a restaurant Naruto then made five clones. "Nami, Satsuki, Sakura, and Kira will you four come with me and put these swimsuits on," Naruto said as his clones grabbed the girls and Konohamaru and left to take them while real Naruto stayed.
"So Naruto are you the real demon eyes Naruto," Zoro said.
"Let me guess you met fakes before," Naruto said.
"Yeah, a fat and ugly guy no one knew what you really looked like but you have blood red crimson eyes fox marks covered his whole body in Dark clothing, a red demon mask, and uses a red blade Katana," Zoro said
"That, Zoro is because of the bloodlust Blood Lust Curse. If someone is a Jinchuuki of a Bloodlust Biju like the Kyuubi and eats their bloodlust Biju fruit the bloodlust of their bloodlust doubles. But that only happened when something Traumatizing happened to their host," Naruto said as a waiter came with some bottle of Coca-Cola and left.
"So what happened, " Said the Swordsman.
"Someone Luffy and I looked up to. Was killed by the stupid Nobles," Naruto said as he took a sip of the Coca-Cola, as he remembers his top hat brother.
Lakeside
Konohamaru and the girls looked at the clone like it was crazy. "You want us to do what," Nami said looking at the clone who was holding a swimsuit.
"Put on these swimsuits," Naruto said as he shows the four girls the different color one-piece suits. "I'll be teaching Konohamaru Shadow Transformation Justu this will help him in the future."
"But why do we kneed to wear these swimsuits," Nami said.
"It because Swimsuit is like a second skin, hugging your body in the right places and other question," Naruto said.
"Yeah why did you need us girls and not Ask Luffy or Zoro," Nami said.
"It because the opposite gender is the hardest to do," Sastuki said.
"Satsuki is right Konohamaru here is a medical book on the human body," Naruto said as he handed over a think book on the human body.
Two days later Naruto Room
Naruto Log September 16 Over our stay on Syrup Island I took young Konohamaru under my wing and taught him the shadow clone Jutsu and the shadow transformation Jutsu which help him a lot you see Kaya butler Klahadoreis actually Kuro a Pirate that was that to be dead. Luffy Ussop and I fallow him to a meaning where his's old first mate was waiting. Naruto wrote down in his Journal.
Flashback
"So Is everything ready Jango," Kuro said to a man who looks like he got fashion tip from Elton John.
"Yes Kuro," Jango said, "We attack at dawn tomorrow."
"Good," Kuro said.
End of Flashback.
We could have made it out and Tell it to the town people but Luffy Fucked Up. Naruto wrote down as he remembered Luffy Yelling at Kuro getting himself Hyponoties.
"Sometimes I think your Brother Brian is mean out of rubber," The Biju said.
The next day We tried to stop them but we had a few snags one being My and Luffy being Hypnosis making Kyuubi control over my body.
Flashback
"Naruto why did you punch Luffy," Sakura said.
"Becuase the Baka was under the Hypnotist And besides Kit not here He currently asleep," Kyuubi said facing the Straw Hat Foxes [an1]
"Who are you," One of the Cat Pirates.
"Are sure you want to know. If I tell I have to kill'ya," Kyuubi said with a hint of bloodlust in his voice.
Naruto's Katana was engulfed in flames by Kyuubi own power. "Inferno Slash," Kyuubi said as he swung Naruto aside as a giant current flame head to the cat theme pirate crew burning the in front alive. "But scent you ask so nicely I'm the Kyuubi no Kitsune King of all the Bijus, Vergin destroyer, and your a sighed Killer Nice to meet you."
End Of Flashback
Luffy tolled the gang what happens when someone hypnotized me. Everything was going great we had them right where we wanted them but Kuro show up and I started to gean control of my body thankfully one person believed that Ussop was telling the truth Old man third Came and Kicked some cat butt.
When Old man Third was done with Kuro he let Luffy finish him off. But the real problem I had to face was with three angry girls who were giving me sweat smile let just they were not angry at me for not telling them the truth about my seal specially Sastuki.
"To be honest you did slap across the Face but making it up was also a good punishment as well.
So yeah we are Kuro as well as the remains of the cat pirates Kaya was thankful to us she gave us a Caravel called the Going Marry know we need a Cook and we be set to go to the Grandline I mean What can possibly go wrong.
"Kit never say that ever," Kyuubi said. "By the way Kit, the way you said goodbye to the Little Leaf was so nostalgia."
Flackback
The Straw hat foxes were enjoying a victory party meal when Konohamaru appeared and asked to join the crew.
"Sorry, No kid under 14 aloud," Naruto said.
"But I a Man now I helped with the fight a kept Kaya safe."
"Okay if you a man Drink this," Naruto said giving Konohamaru a mug.
As Konohamru took the mug and drank it contacts Naruto and Luffy laugh.
"Real Men, don't drink Apple Juice Haaahaahahhha!"
Hour later.
"Will this is it, kid, we're leaving but I would love you to have these my old Googles," Naruto said tossing green googles at Konohamaru. "And may we meet again."
End of Flashback
'Yeah, so I wonder what our next stop is and who are we going to meet,' Naruto said to the Biju.
Will I Back Sorry for the wait AN Sound much better the Fox straw hats so yeah