This may not seem like fanfiction, and it might not be considered as it. But it's based off of 'If you Give a Mouse a Cookie, so that technically counts. I know it's childish, don't laugh. Well, you can laugh, because there is nobody to monitor you.

And please, I'm sorry if this is offending, it's just something I had on my mind that I wanted to do.

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If you give a kid an Ipad, he'll be grateful. Very grateful.

Then he'll lock himself in his room and you won't see him until dinner.

When dinner comes, you'll find him begging for something you forgot.

A Robux, for a weird game he got called Roblox.

You will be forced to spend you're nice dinner paying for something very very stupid.

Then he will eat his tater tots and scramble back to his room.

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You'll wake him up for school, and find him still awake playing that Roblox game.

When you take it away and say not on school days,

he'll scream and cry so loudly, he'll break your china so ungratefully, you'll have to give it back.

When he comes home, you've already forgotten his face, and he has his bedroom door locked.

You'll tell him, "Lights out," at 10:00, and try to take his Ipad away. But he'll scream and threaten to wake up the baby, so you let him stay up all night.

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After a few months, he's been a horrible child. He's been whining and complaining and yelling, and there's no way to stop him because you've forgotten where the key to his bedroom is.

Soon he refuses to do his homework, and questions the ways of life.

You know its getting bad, but you don't know what to do.

You have to hire five therapists, and finally you have his Ipad in your hands

THROW IT IN THE DUMPSTER,

If you do, your curse will be over. He will get used to not having it in his hands every second.

If you don't, he'll loose focus, he won't do homework, he'll get lazy and sit around and get fat. His life will be ruined and that will be that.

CHOOSE WISELY.

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Thankyou for reading this, even if you think I'm stupid. It's not all true, some kids don't have this type of addiction. Others do, though.