(Hey everyone How's it going? I'm sorry for taking some time but I finally found the time to update this. I can't wait to know what you think about this chapter. And I'd like to thank the author, Essteka for making her parody of Aladdin with the Looney Tunes characters because it inspired me to make this fanfic that I typed up right now for people to (hopefully) enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story, they belong to their respective owners..

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The next day, in the grand city of Mobotropolis, somebody was running on the rooftop. Leaving a large cloud of dust in his wake, he sped along like a blue gust of wind. He was a blue hedgehog named Sonic the Hedgehog, the fastest Hedgehog alive and he was wearing white gloves on his hands, red sneakers on his feet, a purple vest and a fez hat. He stopped right next to the edge of the rooftop; his sudden stop forced the chilidog in his hands to jump out which, he quickly got caught it before losing balance on the edge.

"Stop t'eif!" a heavily French accented voice commanded angrily.

Sonic turned to view the one shouting at him. It was a Mobian coyote who was wearing the royal guard uniform, with a saber at his side. He was Antoine D'Colluette, captain of the royal guard. With him were his lieutenants, Hamlin, a temperamental Mobian pig, and Dylan, a Mobian porcupine.

"I'll finally 'ave your 'ide for a trop'y, you miserabul 'edge'og!" The coyote growled drawing his sword as more Swatbots joined them.

The blue speedster looked back down, to the guards before looking to his chilidog.

"All this mondo trouble for a chilidog?" Sonic asked confused, before seeing the guards coming. The blue hedgehog jumped off the roof. As he fell, he landed on a rope with clothes hanging out to dry. Sliding on the rope like it was a railing, Sonic descended, but unlike an actual railing, it wasn't sturdy, so he was having trouble sliding. He gave a yell and the woman at the window he was heading for saw him coming, gave a shout and retreated into her house, closing the window covers.

The sudden collision with the wooden window covers caused Sonic to fell to the ground, hard. Fortunately for our hero, Sonic landed on the pile of the very clothes that had fallen from his rail sliding and caught the chilidog in a hand, pulling himself from the clothes pile. Then, he heard Antoine shouting from the roof that the blue hedgehog had jumped from, "Get 'im! 'E won't escape so easy!"

"You thinks that was easy?" Sonic asked looking up at the guards with his signature smirk.

Sonic heard laughter as he turned behind him to see some of the women nearby laughing at his predicament. Quickly the blue hedgehog got a cloth over himself, went over to them and smiled, "Yo ladies, how's it going?"

"Getting in trouble a little early, aren't we Sonic Hedghog?" One of the women asked, wagging her finger at him teasingly.

"Trouble? Me? Please, you're only in trouble if you got caught by a lamer like Ant." Sonic brushed the concern off…until.

"Cau't you, 'edge'og!" Exclaimed the captain of the guard, grabbing Sonic by the shoulder with Hamlin on one arm and Dylan on the other, raising him high so he couldn't run off again like he usually does.

"I'm in trouble!" Sonic exclaimed suddenly, staring at face of the irate Antoine.

"I've been waitin' a long time for Zis!" Antoine began to speak before the captain of the guard felt something strong enough trip Antoine into his lieutenants, causing the coyote to let go of the blue hedgehog.

As Sonic turned, much to his delight it was his best friend and occasional side-kick, Miles "Tails" Prower a two-tailed Mobian fox who was handy with computer systems and mechanics for someone his young age. He was also wearing the same purple fez and a same vest that Sonic wore, "Perfect timing Tails, as usual!"

"Do you have lunch?" Tails asked hopefully, as the twelve year old boy landed next to his friend.

"You bet, big guy!" Sonic showed his friend the chilidog.

"Sonic…not another chilidog." Tails whined, wanting something else to eat other than chilidogs.

Rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly he said, "Yea I know, but it was the only thing I could get."

"Alright…but next time we look for something else to eat, alright?" Tails asked almost pleadingly.

"You betcha." Assured, Sonic gave a thumbs up before more Swatbots arrived in hovercrafts and grabbing his best friend, Sonic gave his signature, "Hang on Tails, we gotta juice!"

And with a crack of a whip Sonic sped down the streets of Mobotropolis. Those who saw the blue hedgehog speeding got out of the way as the hover units chased after them in hot pursuit, but couldn't match the hedgehog's amazing speed.

Antoine swung, attempting to take the prisoners alive. if he has to, he would've preferred if something horrible happened to the blue hedgehog for some strange reason known only to the Coyote. Music began to play as Sonic sang and bumped into a Swatbot, "Gotta keep…one jump ahead of the breadline."

Turning backwards, the two noticed Dylan coming at them with a sword,"One swing ahead of the sword."

Tails gave Dylan Porcupine a raspberry. The said Mobian swung his sword at the two-tailed fox and missed, whereas Sonic swiped the porcupine's belt. Dylan's uniform fell, much to his embarrassment as he went to put it back on, "I steal, only what I can't afford…and that's everything!"

The two left running. Suddenly Hamlin Pig jumped in front of the two thieves, "One jump ahead of the lawmen"

The pig drew his own sword and swung at the pair. The blue hedgehog and yellow fox ducked behind a pole as the sword embedded itself into the piece of wood. The guard sliced into the pole instead of the two juvenile Mobians, "That's all and that's no joke."

They climbed a large pile of stuff as Sonic looked down, a foot on a barrel in front of him, "These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!"

Sonic then pushed the barrel with his foot and the barrel fell on the guards who climbed the pile. As they fell to the ground, the liquid from the barrel, burst out, short circuiting the Swatbots present, while the Mobian officers looked angrily up at the blue hedgehog.

Hamlin growled as he shouted, shaking his fist at the thief, "Rodent!"

More Swatbots arrived and shouted, "Hedgehog!"

Dylan shouted, "Scroundrel!"

"Take that!" The guards began throwing a lot of rotten food and some rocks at the two on the tall platform.

The two thieves avoided them easily. Then, Sonic, holding the chilidog up in front of him, looked down at the guards, singing lightly, "It's just a little snack, guys!"

In response, the Swatbots and guards fired their lasers and threw more dangerous weapons at the two Mobian thieves. Quickly, the two heroes ducked and hid behind the pole and wooden floor. The guards began shaking the platform in order for the two thieves to fall off, "Rip him open, take it back, guys!"

The shaking caused Tails to fall off, Sonic placed a hand over his eyes and placed a foot over the edge as if he was walking the plank on a ship, to let the sharks get him, "I can take a hint, gotta face the facts."

Then, as the hedgehog walked off. Tails flew below him and caught his friend as they somersaulted in the air around a flag pole before slipping into an open window, "You're my only friend, Tails!"

Sonic and Tails landed inside a building. There, three very pretty Mobian girls, a red fox, a white Koala bear, and a yellow cat, dressed as dancers of a rock group, turned to see who had come in, "Who?"

Seeing it was Sonic and Tails, two out of the three girls were upset that it was the blue hedgehog thief, "Oh! It's sad! Sonic's hit the bottom!"

Shyly, Tails tried to escape, but a white Koala bear Mobian grabbed and began to hug the young fox tightly like he was a teddy bear, "He's become a one-hegdehog's rise in crime."

Then, one of the girl swirled into a Mobian Mongoose. He seemed like the manager of the girls. Looking rather crossed with the blue hedgehog he spat, "I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got'em!"

He swung a fist at Sonic. The speedy thief avoided. A little annoyed by that, he then went to stand next to two of the girls, "Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat."

The hedgehog went and sat near a window. He was joined by Tails, who got out of the hug of the white koala. Smirking deviously the red fox-girl pushed Sonic and Tails out the window as Sonic sang out, "Tell ya all about it when I got the time!"

The two bounced off a merchant shop's tarp, almost like they were relaxing on lounge chairs.

"One jump ahead of the slowpokes." The guards were still searching for them in a different part of a city as a Mobian Lion was flexing his muscles, impressing the audiences.

What the guards didn't see, not even the Swatbot's, were that Sonic and Tails were hiding the muscular Mobian Lion, imitating each of his flexes, "One skip ahead of my doom."

Suddenly, they made a mistake on a flex, which exposed themselves as they ran, "Next time gonna use a nom de plume"

Antoine skidded to a halt, his men, and the Swatbots crashed into him. He shouted behind them, "T'ere t'ey are! Aft'r thim!"

Sonic was now seen jumping on the backs of Mobini sheep, "One jump ahead of the hitmen."

As he looked back, he saw the guards forcing their way through the herd to get at the thieves, "One hit ahead of the flock."

Then, the Hedgehog got off the sheep and, slyly, began to step away from them, "I think I'll take a stroll around the block!"

He ran, jumping above a Mobian fakir on a bed of nails. Some of the guards jumped above the fakir as well. But a Swatbot couldn't make the jump and fell on the fakir causing the desert rat to scream in pain.

As the two were escaping Tails got his tails caught on some of the hanging necklaces and belts. A random citizen shouted, "Stop thief!"

A Mobian grabbed his supplies and shouted angrily at the fox, "Vandal!"

"Tails!" Sonic cried out, concerned. He got his friend free before the two continued their escape.

An Overlander woman, in fright as she saw the two Mobian thieves, cried, "Scandal!"

They were surrounded by the guards, besides a door, "Let's not be too hasty!"

The door suddenly opened, revealing a pink hedgehog with red dress boots. Behind her was a huge hammer. The pink hedgehog grabbed Sonic into a tight hug. Much to the nervousness of Sonic, Tails, and the non-robot guards because of the size of her hammer, she sang like a love struck fangirl, "Still I think he's rather tasty!"

Fortunately, Sonic was able to get out of the girl's iron/vice like grip. Next, he went to the guards, like they were his old friends, "Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat"

"Otherwise we'd get along!" Sonic sang, as he sheepishly hid the chilidog behind his back

The guards, Swatbots and Mobians alike, shouted "Wrong!"

The guards jumped at the Hedgehog, creating a fighting dust cloud. When the dust cloud disappeared. The guards noticed that their quarry were missing. Just some feet from them, the two were hiding in vases in order to escape. The guards, however, saw them. It didn't take long before the thieves came out of hiding and started running again. Then, they jumped above a pile of coals. There, Antoine and his men, their minds on the thieves, ran over the coal. Unable to bear the heat, they jumped on the backs of the Swatbots, since the robots were not programed to feel pain. The two ran past a man who was about to eat a sword. Taking a chance, Tails "borrowed" the sword from the performer. He jumped in front of the guards, making some moves with the sword. The guards were horrified to see this.

"He's got a sword!" A random guard shouted, alarmed, causing Antoine to face smack himself at the ridiculousness of his troops.

Growling, an annoyed Antoine reprimanded his men, "Fuels! We 'ave more t'an just swords Remember?!"

Realizing this, the guards took out their weapons as the Swatbots revealed their laser rifles, "Yeah!"

With a sheepish smile, the fox lowered the sword he had on the ground before flying after Sonic. The thieves stopped next to an elderly Mobian male who was performing a rope trick. They stopped because there were guards coming from all sides, surrounding them. Then, Sonic, thinking of the only idea he could, jumped up and began running up the rope, following by Tails who simply flew up. Avoiding the guards, who crashed into each other and the Mobian elder, the two landed on the ground before taking off again. The guards continued the chase, quickly recovering from the pain.

"One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!"

A group of guards shouted blocking the two thieves' path "Rodent!"

Sonic and tails went to leave on the road to the right with the hedgehog singing, "One hop ahead of the hump!"

More swatbots and guards appeared in the road to shouting, "Hedgehog!"

Trying to escape the guards, Tails flew ahead up to the nearest staircase. Following behind Sonic sang, "One trick ahead of disaster!"

Suddenly, Antoine, Hamlin, and Dylan jumped down before them as Tails gave a shout of fear, "Scandal!"

The three of them were about to swing with their swords at the fox shouting, "Take that!"

Sonic however sped up, grabbed his buddy before the swords hurt him. He sang happily, or rather smugly, "They're quick, but I'm much faster!"

As the two ran into a room, Sonic grabbed a rug and stood near the sill. He held the rug like a matador singing quickly, "Here goes, better throw my hand in, wish me happy landing, All I gotta do is jump!"

Then, with the rug and chilidog in hand, Sonic jumped out of the window with Tails behind him. The hedgehog rode the rug as if it was a magic carpet or to be more precise, an air-board. Tails was flying behind him watching the guards. Antoine and his men followed, but they landed in a big pile of manure. Antoine's eyes began to twitch in this dirty situation. The carpet used in their escape landed on top of the Coyote cover the insane look of revenge in the captain of the guard's eyes. Assessing their messy situation, he gave a scream befitting of him, "'EDGE'OG!"

As the two escaped from the guards, Sonic held on to his friend's hands as Tails slowly propelled them safely to the ground.

"And now we feast." Sonic said as he split the dog in half and handed one half to Tails. Tails was about to take a bite of it when he saw two children, younger than he was, searching among trash in hope to find something to eat. Tails looked at half of the dog in his hands. He went over to them. Sonic looked over where Tails was looking, saw the kids and sighed. Understanding the fox's feelings. He went where his best friend was and said, "Here, you two need it more than we do..."

The two kids were not sure. Tails smiled and placed it in small child's hand, "Go ahead take it."

Sonic, nodded to his buddy's selflessness, handed his half to the other kid to eat, "Here."

When the two left the alleyway, they saw a crowd looking at something or someone. A terrapod was walking down the street. On its back was a Mobian mink wearing fancy clothing that a prince would wear as with jewels on both steed and his clothes.

"Off to the palace, I guess." Said random Mobian in the crowd. His voice wasn't that thrilled.

Another person from crowd next to the Mobian nodded and answered in the same tone, "Another Suitor for the princess."

Sonic felt a bump and saw the kids he and Tails had helped running into the street, the older one chasing after the younger. The horse stopped in front of the children and was scared to see them.

"Out of my way, little brats!" yelled the mink prince with a snobbish tone in his voice. He got out a whip. And was about to whip them when a familiar gust of wind and a streak of blue ran around the mink. The said prince found himself tied up in his own whip, shocked to find himself in this situation as he looked and saw the cause of his humiliation.

"Hey! If I were as rich as you bub, I would have bought used manners!" Exclaimed Sonic challenging, as the prince tried to free himself from his own weapon.

"Hmph! Allow me to teach you some, ruffian!" the mink yelled back and kicked Sonic to the ground from his terrapod. Sonic fell on some mud. Everyone else in the crowd laughed. Tails went to help his friend up.

"Well what'd ya know Tails! It's not every day we see a mink like that with a huge rear end!" Sonic remarked, causing the crowd around them to gasp.

The Mink looked back at Sonic angrily before it died down. He began, "You are nothing more than a worthless, flea invested rodent! You were born that way, you will expire that way! And when the time comes, only your fleas will be mourning!"

The mink nobleman and his ride entered the Palace's opened gates. Determined to get back at the snobbish mink, Sonic went off like lightning, charging at the nobleman who insulted him, but the door closed before the hedgehog could reach him.

"I'm not worthless! And I'm not flea invested!" The hedgehog yelled back as he scratched his quills.

The blue speedster sighed as he said to his friend, "Come on, Tails… Let's head home."

Night had fallen when the thieves arrived at their home. It was a small hole in the wall, but it was home for the two thieves. Sonic, still downcast from the day's events, began to sing sadly, "Rodent, Hedgehog, I don't buy that. If only they'd look closer."

Tails flew to his makeshift cot as Sonic continued, "Would they see a pair of poor boys? No siree…"

Sonic tucked the young fox in his cot. The latter began to sleep happily, "They'd find out, there's so much more to we…"

Going to a curtain that covered another hole in the wall, he pulled it back and saw the city of Mobotropolis and the palace. Even at night, the palace was amazing to the hedgehog. The sight made the blue hedgehog sigh.

"Someday, Tails, things will be different! We will be rich, we'll live in a mondo palace and we'll be juic'n and cruis'n nonstop." Sonic promised his sleeping friend as he looked out with determination in his eyes. It wasn't long before he turned in himself.

(So what did you think? Did you like it? Let me know so I can make any appropriate changes (As long as it's not against the character coupling or theme of the story that I've made. See you all in the next chapter of Sonaddin.)