Were Back Folks!
Ready for more?
"No." Maverick and Victoria deadpanned.
Too bad!
KingdomWarrior125: Thanks. Well i can. They just have to be own by Disney. What worlds do you have in mind?
Also here's a note. Aiden will often revere to Zambron as 'Zam' for a nickname. Which the Minotaur understands.
And one more thing. I know it's little too late to say this, but DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT FROZEN 2 TRAILER?! WASN'T THAT GREAT!? I personally loved How To Train Your Dragon 3 more and i think it will win best animated sequel for this year. But i'm open to Disney doing better. In fact i hope they do.
"So do i." Maverick stated. "What?! I LOVE MY MAMA!"
Anyway without further ado.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
Phineas And Ferb.
In the backyard…
Phineas and his friends were still communicating with the Maverick and his team on the radio transmitter outside.
"So what do we call you?" Phineas asked them.
"Well i'm the Maverick for one. And the 'Short Circuit Hot Sauce' you were listening to is Victoria." Maverick stated.
"Screw you." Victoria responded in a mutter, making the kids laugh a little.
"And the rest of us are called the Guardians Of The Multiverse. Copyright mountain goat." Maverick stated. "I must warn you, unless if you all have seen every X-Men movie or have read ' Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children'. The rest of my crew might seem like 'crap your pants' weird to the rest of you."
"Big Whoop." Buford said waving it off. "We've seen aliens, giant ants, robots, dinosaurs, a magical old-timey bathing suit who lives in the Himalayas named Klimpaloon, and whalemingos. Don't ask what that last part is, it's too personal."
"Yeah we live for these kinds of things. We promise we won't freak out." Phineas agreed with a smile.
"Thank God for Imagination and- wait a magic talking bathing suit?" Maverick asked. "Never-mind you should see us landing in 3...2…"
The kids looked up in the sky to see the Maverick's ship coming down and landing slowly in their backyard. Their father was out working and their mom had gone out shopping, so no one else was around to see that.
Except for their sister.
Their older sister Candace came out from the house and marched up to scold her brothers about the loud noise.
"Alright what the heck is going on out- Oh come on! Outer Space again?!" Candace exclaimed looking at the ship.
"Oh that not a ship from outer space Candace, this time it's from the Multiverse." Phineas stated.
"The what?" Candace inquired.
"Multiverse. An infinite realm of being or potential being of which the universe is regarded as a part or instance." Ferb described.
Candace blinked a few times then asked. "Is it normal?"
"Nope." Buford answered.
"Then it's bust worthy. As in you guys are so Bust!" Candace pointed at them with a glare then ran off. "Wait until Mom see this!"
Jokes on her, their mother never sees what's happening. And Candace always is made to look like a fool. It's like the universe hates her in some humorous way. Like Viacom hates Squidward.
Once the Star Search landed, the door opened and Maverick stepped out with his team.
"Remember the rules guys, and that it also included no murdering folk of any kind. Unless if they're aliens with no light or monsters" Maverick said to his team.
"What about animals? We do have to eat." Zambron asked.
"I hope he's not talking about me." Darkwing Duck whispered in annoyance.
"If it doesn't talk or has a collar. Knock yourself out." Maverick answered the Minotaur.
"How would knocking myself out kill the animal? " Zambron asked in confusion.
"It's just a metaphor dude." Maverick then turned to greet the kids. "Greetings. That's space talk for what up folks!"
"Hello Guardians. I'm Phineas this is my step-brother Ferb." Phineas introduce himself and his step brother who did a two finger salute.
"And i'm Isabella. Fireside Girl Scout Leader." Isabella Introduced herself.
"And i'm Buford. Average intelligence and bully." Buford stated like it meant something of importance.
"You sure do look the part." Darkwing commented at the boy's aggressive bully theme.
"Nice to meet you all, i've already said what our names are." Maverick said pointing at himself and Victoria. Then he pointed at the rest of the Guardians. "And this minotaur is our newest recruit, Zambron The Crusher. And that's Darkwing Duck, the terror that flaps in the night and whatever else he was going to add after that. And this is my best friend Groo-"
"Wow! is that a talking alien tree?!" Isabella gasped looking up at Groot.
"Now that, is Cool!" Phineas said looking up as well.
"I am Groot." Groot smiled at them.
"Get use to hearing that, That's how he speaks. It's kind of like a bird call except the birdhouse is doing the talking." Victoria remarked.
"And i'm the landlord that can translate what the house is saying, before the house cleans the streets." Maverick stated. "By house we mean Groot."
"I am Groot." Groot snickered with a prideful grin.
"What did he say?" Isabella asked.
"Nothing, he's just gloating. " Maverick said.
" I hate to cut the intro short, but we're on the hunt for a very important item. And we were wondering if you knew where one of these are?" Victoria held the crystal shard in front of them.
Phineas came up to get a closer look at the shared. " Hmm. I've never seen a type of crystal like this before, and we find a lot of strange things. What is it?" He asked.
"It's called the M'kraan Crystal. And it was split into several pieces across the multiverse. We found this first piece, now this world has the second piece." Victoria explained.
"And our steam driving friend here said he tracked it all the way down to this neighborhood." Maverick revered to Zambron.
"I can smell that the blasted shard is located somewhere in this town." Zambron stated as he sniffed. "But the scent is cover underneath all of this concrete and civilization. I can't narrow it down."
When Zambron pointed this out on the ship, the team questioned his senses at first. But Maverick proved otherwise when his suit detected that he wasn't lying. The keyblade welder figured that the gasoline from cars. The smoke and steam from factories and buildings in the city. All of it is probably obstructing the scent of the shard from the minotaur's sense of smell.
"Well that's a city for ya. One minute you're trying to track down a long lost relic. And the next minute, you end finding some nerd instead." Buford expressed.
Suddenly Baljeet came in from the yard entrance.
"I hope you your not talking about me." Baljeet spat right behind him.
"Quiet you! Your the reason i never found the extended cut of Bully!" Buford yelled at the nerd. Who was rolling his eyes with his arms crossed.
"The game or the documentary?" Maverick inquired about that title.
"There was a documentary?" Buford asked.
If Buford saw it, he would be thinking about a change in career.
"Anyway, hello everyone I am Baljeet. No need to introduce yourselves, i heard everything from the other side of the fence." Baljeet said to them.
"Oh? Is there anyone else listening?" Victoria inquired at Maverick.
"Nope i checked. Just these weirdos." Maverick answered. He scanned the area just seconds ago when Baljeet came in.
"Anyway, i think i have a solution to finding your lost jewel." Baljeet offered.
"I am Groot." Groot stated.
"He's says continue, we're listening." Maverick translated.
"We'll build a tracker to help find your jewel. If it's in this town-" Baljeet started.
"Woah slow down there, Bollywood. I admire the confidence. But we already tried that with my suit and ship, and the technology one both is way more advanced than your average 'Fifth Element'." Maverick said to Baljeet. "You can possibly expect me to believe that a few kids in the suburbs can-"
"Finish!" Phineas announced.
"The hell sauce?!" Maverick exclaimed looking at the baseball shaped tracking device Ferb was holding.
"We were already making one to find some diamonds for an early Mother's Day gift. But finding an important artifact is good two." Phineas said optimistically.
The Guardians were shocked. All of them had their eyes widened.
"How long did it take for you to build a roller coaster again?" Victoria asked.
"A few hours. Why do you ask?" Phineas stated.
Now the Guardians are even more shocked than before.
"Okay! It's official! This universe is weird!" Darkwing Duck said throwing his hands up while walking back on to the ship.
"Coming from the talking duck in a mask, that's saying a lot." Maverick muttered, then addressed Phineas and his friends. "Alright. Everyone on board. We got a shard to find."
Phineas and Ferb were lead on to the ship, then their friends followed afterwards. Once the Guardians got everyone on board, the Star Search went into stealth mode and flew off into the sky to track down the next shard.
"So who was born first, you or the durito?" Maverick asked Ferb.
Meanwhile at…
"Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!" The jingle played in the background.
Parry flew over to the evil Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz's lair and landed at the Penthouse. He broke threw the window of his lab and ended up getting trapped in a square shaped force field cage, that came on the instant he touched the floor. Then a hand puppet of Admiral Ackbar got in front of Parry's cage
"IT'S A TRAP!" The puppet mimicked.
Doofenshmirtz revealed himself to be the one who was holding the puppet and doing the voice.
"HAHAHA! Get it Parry the Platypus?! I'd explain it but it wouldn't be funny anymore." Doofenshmirtz smirked evilly.
Parry just glares at him.
"What? You don't think it's funny anymore? Come on! They got a new movie coming out in a year or so I might as well get into it early!" Doofenshmirtz exclaims while throwing his hands up.
Parry just keeps staring at him. I mean a Platypus can't speak after all.
"Ugh. Anyway. I like you meet some new friends i met from out of town. And by out of town i mean out of this reality." Doofenshmirtz points at the two members of Deathbird's
Imperial Guard. "Meet Starbolt and Warstar."
Parry's eyes widen at the fiery appearance of Starbolt. But Warstar was a large green robot. About the size of Norm. but more sinister looking.
"We are not friends. This is simply just here for business." Starbolt spat.
"Well excuuuuse me!" Doofenshmirtz glares sarcastically while putting his hands on his hips. " If i had known you were full of hot air, i would've called the mafia. I least they know how to be nice before they kill you."
Just then Norm, Doofenshmirtz's robot assistant walks over to Warstar.
"I find your method for the use of green to be fascinating." Norm says to the alien robot. "Do you have any pointers for a fellow droid?"
Warstar's head turned to norm. "Death to all enemies." he states like a robot.
"Fascinating. Tell me more?" Norm responded.
"Quite Norm! He's clearly a bad influence on you." Doofenshmirtz scolds his robot assistant.
"We've delivered the last of the goods." Starbolt said gesturing all of the giant yellow eggs Warstar was bringing in from their ship. "Now where is the crystal?"
"Right. I think i left it somewhere out in the middle of the desert. You know near one of my abandoned minefields? You can't miss it. Just ride 50 miles up west from here down the 101." Doofenshmirtz wrote down some directions on a map. "Oh and if you hit Vagas, you've gone way to far. And i mean in the worst way possible. It's where all of the marriages get ruined. And no that's not how my marriage got ruined, that's another story."
This annoyed the fiery man. "Ugh! Come on Warstar! I can't bare to take another minute of this." Starbolt snatched the map from Doofenshmirtz's hand and walked back over to the ship.
"By the way, how are you holding that map without burning it? Do you just burn stuff on purpose?" Doofenshmirtz asked, but they already left. He sighs and turns to Parry who is still trapped. "Sheesh! No wondered that guy doesn't have any friends except for a robot. He must've burned them all away."
Parry just shrugs. He's not so sure him.
"Anyway. You're probably wondering what are all of these giant alien eggs doing here? Well, do you remember that late 80s series ALF?" Doofenshmirtz asked the platypus agent.
Perry just shrugs again.
"What? You never watched that show? Well here's a dvd collection of season 1. Go watch it after you done foiling my plan okay?" Doofenshmirtz said while dropping a DVD case next to the cage.
Parry just looks at it. He can't reach for it due the force field blocking him.
"Anyway I remembered an episode were Alf brought home an alien roach. They tried to use bug spray to kill the roach but it didn't work. Or at least not the way they think. Instead of killing the bug, it ended up becoming bigger. They never showed what boric acid would do, because they killed the roach with perfume. Weird right? But it gave me an idea." DoofenShmirtz explained. "Check out this flashback."
Flashback…..
(DoofenShmirtz POV. trust me this is the only time i will do this.)
Last week. I woke up out of bed, ready to start off my Saturday when all of a sudden. FIRE ANTS WERE ALL OVER MY BEDROOM FLOOR! Including some ant hills
"AHH! GET EM OFF! GET EM OFF!" I screamed in fear from the ants on the floor.
Only when i stopped panicking. I realized those weren't real fire ants. They were plastic fake ants! I even found a calling card from my rival Rodney.
'HAHA! WHAT'S BUGGING YOU HEINZ?' The card read.
I was so irritated by his childish prank that i needed to address this in a manly fashion. And what's more mature than payback?
What? Call the cops? That's not good enough!
You don't know me very well do you?
I know you are but what am i?
"CAN WE GET BACK TO THE STORY ALREADY!? I'm about five seconds away from stabbing a puppy and eating people!" Maverick bellowed in annoyance.
Fine! How do you deal with this guy anyway?
"I made him. I have to live with the pain i created." The Author stated.
Flashback ended…..
"Huh. Who was that in my flashback?" Doofenshmirtz said weirdly.
Even Parry raised an eyebrow at this nemesis. The agent was not sure who's up in his attic right now. Not that he was ever sane anyway.
"So you see Parry the Platypus, in retaliation. I decided to prank not just Rodney's bedroom, but his whole house! Right when i came up with this idea, i was contacted by those jerks who just left. And they gave me these giant eggs in exchange for some lame crystal i left in the desert." Doofenshmirtz stated while scratching his head. " I could never figure out how to use that thing on any of my inators so i figured it was useless. And i ordered Norm to throw it out into the desert. But he told me it landed out near the abandoned minefield for some reason."
"I'm programed to be specific." Norm said proudly.
"I use to regret programming him that way, until today." Doofenshmirtz smiled.
"Thank you sir! I knew going to those self worth seminars would payoff one day." Norm said happily.
A few months ago back at those Self Worth Seminars…..
Norm was invited to a Motivational Seminar a few floors down below Doofenshmirtz lair in the building.
"I matter." Norm stated in his chair.
"Good. Now say it again, but louder." The nice lady encouraged him.
"I matter." Norm repeated a little louder.
"Again." The lady told him.
"I matter!" Norm repeated louder.
"SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!" the Lady cheered.
"I MATTER!" Norm cried.
"QUITE NORM! YOU DON'T MATTER!" Doofenshmirtz echoed quickly from the top of his building.
He must have heard the robot, all the way from the top.
Norm slumped on the chair. "Sigh…." He implied like a robot.
Back to Reality Again…...
"What? No! I'm not talking about your purpose or self worth! I'm talking about those idiots from space who wanted the crystal in exchange for these egg!" Doofenshmirtz corrected. Much to Norm's disappointment.
Norm sighs sadly like a robot before leaving.
"I matter. I matter." Norm whispered to himself as he walks away.
"What's inside these eggs you ask Parry the Platypus?" Doofenshmirtz started again.
Parry didn't really ask, but he kept listening anyway.
"These are the eggs of giant alien bugs. I didn't ask what they were called but let's be honest their alien bugs. What would you call them other than that?" Doofenshmirtz pointed out. "Anyway. I don't know how long it will take for them to hatch, which is why i came up with….THIS!"
The mad doctor pulled the blanket off of his new invention. Which looked like a giant glass bowl with a giant egg beater and a large ray gun with a chair and controls attached to the giant bowl.
"Behold! The Nativity-Inator!" Doofenshmirtz announces. "You know cause it's a blessed miracle for whenever a child is born. Even if they our going to be disgusting."
This thing appear to be both ridiculous and dangerous. An in the hands of Doofenshmirtz that can't be good.
"You see Parry the Platypus, all i have to do is load up the eggs into this thing, then it will hatch the eggs early into an already fulling grown pest. Then i send the bugs through that ray into wherever i point it to. Like Rodney's place." Doofenshmirtz stated evilly. "It'll be like giving him a taste of his own childish pranks. In the worst way possible! But once i am finish with Rodney. I'll send these bugs to my other hated enemies. Like my brother Roger, or my childhood bully Boris. Or even….. The O.W.C.A headquarters! AHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Parry glared, knowing he had to stop evil doctor before it's too late. He just has to get out of that force field. Parry looked down and notice that the CD from the ALF DVD case fell inside of the cage accidentally. Probably when the doctor threw it on the ground earlier.
Wait. how did that CD get past the shield?
Back on the Star Search…..
"Wow. This looks better than the ships we usually make." Phineas commented looking around the ship.
"Except ours were bigger, and more expendable!" Buford pointed out.
"Oh not this one. This ship is a legend built for a legend. Plus it's was remodeled by yours truly." Maverick stated proudly while leaning on a metal table.
" What about the suit?" Phineas asked him.
That came out of nowhere.
"What suit?" Maverick inquired. He had to make sure he wasn't referring to his own suit.
"Its okay. We know that's a suit your wearing." Phineas said while holding some kind of handheld scanner. "It's also says here that you're actually 13 years old. Do you use inter-dimensional magic in that suit to make yourself bigger?"
"How about i show you up to the bridge, so we can use that tracker to invade something else's privacy instead of invading mine!" Maverick said gritting his teeth while pointing upstairs. "Like the shard?!"
"Sure thing." Phineas smiled as went up to the bridge.
"Whew. That kid is worse than TMZ." Maverick whispered to himself.
"And don't worry. Your secret is safe with us." Phineas said looking back at Maverick.
"Thanks. Cause spilling other people's secrets, that's bad your health. Just ask the media." Maverick quipped as he went up stairs with Phineas.
Maverick could tell Phineas was honest. But he had to give him a warning while being witty.
Once they went up stairs, Victoria relaxed on one of the lounges next to the large windows of the ship. She closed her eyes, leaned back and took a deep breath. Figured that she could relax until it was time for action again.
Until someone came over and pulled her out of her thoughts. Not that she had time to think of anything at that moment.
"I've been meaning to ask. How come you don't have a armored suit like your boyfriend?" Baljeet asked her.
Victoria kept her eyes closed but her mouth drooped at that word. "He's not my boyfriend….. But if you must know, his suit came with his title. And i don't have one. Unfortunately." She told him.
"We could make you one." Isabella offered.
"Say what now?" Victoria said opening one eye at them.
"Yeah we can make you a suit. It's not that hard. We just need to know the specs of Maverick's suit and we can build one for you." Baljeet said as well.
"Assuming you want one like his." Buford added. "Who wouldn't?"
"Yeah but, i'd like to add my own personal taste to the outfit." Victoria said sitting up.
"That can be arranged. I make girl clothes all the time." Buford said out of the blue. Everyone gave him a strange look. "I don't have a problem! Blame my grandmother alright!"
"Also we'll need the proper tools." Baljeet said getting back to the subject.
Just then a terminal screen came on in front of them. "I believe that can be arranged." IRIS said to them, offering her assistance.
Buford walked up to the terminal. "That depends. Are you anything like that blockhead computer from 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?" He scowled at the computer.
"Negative. I don't play chess." IRIS answered.
(If your confused about that joke. Look up the computer 'Deep Thought' to know what she means by that.)
"Yeah, your good." Buford concluded while walking back over to the rest.
Back up on the bridge…..
Darkwing Duck and Zambron came up and joined Maverick l, who was flying the ship over Danville in stealth mode. While Phineas was installing the tracker under the ship's console.
"Okay, that should do it." Phineas said stand up after finishing the tracker. "You should be able to track that crystal now."
"Very good. Durito shaped head kid. Your genius mind has aided the Guardians well. Even though my nose could have found the shard eventually. You made our jobs unnecessarily easy." Zambron said making Phineas smile.
But the durito comment didn't phase Phineas, again. Or any other negative comment for that matter.
"What the fury thesaurus is trying to say is, thanks." Maverick said in his defense.
Zambron glared at Maverick. "Do not ever call me a Thesaurus." He growled.
"Again! It's just a metaphor! Jeez." Maverick moaned.
"Oh Minotaurs are completely literal. I read about it in Greek novels. That and we met one during a chariot race we made up." Phineas said sitting in the co-pilot's seat. "Mind if i sit here? It's a closer view."
"Be my guest." Maverick nodded.
"He already is." Zambron point out the literal term.
"I hear you Zambron." Maverick sighed in annoyance. "Metaphors will go completely over your head."
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, i would catch it." Zambron said.
Darkwing face palmed himself "Good grief. It's times like this i start to really miss Launchpad." He mutters to himself.
"Where are the others?" Maverick asked.
"There helping Victoria out in making some new equipment down in the engine room." Phineas said.
"I hope whatever weapons they make is duck themed." Darkwing Duck said.
"Of course it is!" Phineas assured the duck superhero. Then he called Ferb on his walkie talkie and whispered. "Hey Bro, make sure those boomerangs are duck themed."
"Alright gentlemen!" Maverick announced on the intercom. "We have a signal! If anyone needs to make a stop, Now would be a perfect time to-"
"Oh! Oh! I need to make a stop!" Zambron said holding his bladdered.
"What?! Zam! We have a bathroom, go use that one!" Maverick yelled.
"I couldn't use it! The Tree has it occupied!" Zambron grunted while holding. "I must relive myself now! Please?"
"ugh…..Fine!" Maverick sighed. "IRIS where's the nearest public restroom?"
"Where about to past by a fast food restaurant called Mr. Slushy Burger down below. Shall i land us near?" IRIS Asked.
"No, stay in the air IRIS, i'll get him there." Maverick said standing up then he asked Phineas. "Do you and your buddies need anything?"
"Let me check. Maverick needs to make a stop at Mr. Slushy Burger. You want anything there?" Phineas asked all of his friend on the walkie talkie.
They all spoke at the same time, their voices were so incoherent that Maverick couldn't understand them. But Phineas could for some reason, and wrote what they wanted down on a note.
"Here. Our friend Jeremy works there, he'll know how to make Buford's order." Phineas said with a thumb up.
"Alright then. Come on Torro." Maverick said placing a hand on Zambron shoulder.
"My name is-" Zambron tried to correct him, but Maverick teleported away with the minotaur, before he could finish.
Down at Mr Slushy Burger…
Maverick change back into Aiden before he and the minotaur walked in. He gave Zambron a trench coat and hat so no one could notice his minotaur appearance. Then he lead him to the restroom while he went over to order some lunch at the register. He met up the teenage blond kid Jeremy. Who is also the love interest to Candace, Phineas and ferb's sister.
"What up man." Aiden greeted Jeremy.
"Hi welcome to Mr Slushy Burger, my i take your order?" Jeremy asked like the friendly employee he is.
"Yeah i'll have five orders of the number 12, let one of those be a chicken sandwich instead of a burger." Aiden said looking at the menu. " And if could make what's on this list for the rest."
Aiden handed him the note.
"Okie dokie. I should have all of this ready in about…..Wait. A Slushy Burger cooked in lemonade and pickle juice with fudge covered fries along with a corny dog dipped in chocolate sauce and sprinkles? " Jeremy read Buford's order on the list.
'Good God! How is this kid even still alive?!' Aiden thought about Buford and his weird order.
"Aren't you with Buford by any chance?" Jeremy looked at him weirdly.
"Who's Buford?" Aiden asked looking down at his cellphone to avoid eye contact.
" Uh no one. It just…. a little weird, i usually do this order for a kid by that name." Jeremy stated while sounding.
"Yeah, and i have a psycho uncle who was raised by rocks, and he talks to reindeers." Aiden looked up from his phone. "He'll eat anything."
(Like that stew Kristoff made for Christmas.)
Aiden said that like it was normal to prove a point. That the term 'weird', can come in many shapes.
Jeremy just stares blankly at him for a few seconds.
"Sweet! That I'll be $62.79." Jeremy said forcing a smile. "Everything should be ready in 15 minute, and what name do i put this order number under?"
"Aiden." Aiden introduce himself while paying for the food with cash. "And it's Jeremy, right?"
"That's what the tag says." Jeremy smirked while shaking his hand.
"Oh i wasn't reading the tag. i was looking at the picture." Aiden said looking at a picture with him and Candace at the Carnival.
Their names were on the frame.
"Hmm, Nice." Aiden complement the girl in the picture.
"Oh yeah. That's my girlfriend Candace. She's great. But We usually don't hang out as often as we want to during the summer." Jeremy stated sadly. "With me doing a lot of work here, and her trying to bust her little brothers. There's usually not a lot of time for, you know. Us."
Aiden nodded. Suddenly The boy felt something weird at that moment, something that felt connected.
"Jeremy. I'm starting to think there's a reason i'm in this place today." He started.
"Well yeah man. You came and order some-" Jeremy tried to say.
"No, my teenage slender blonde friend. Not the necessities. I'm talking about the biggest one of all." Aiden said passionately as he leaned his arm on the counter. " Love. It, is a beautiful thing. When you claim it. The whole world tastes like Slushy Burgers with chocolate sauce or whatever the hell Bufor- i mean my uncle ordered."
Jeremy nodded. "Okay?"
The blonde teenage nearly thought he was weird. But in Jeremy's mind, Aiden made a whole lot of sense somehow.
Plus the phrases 'weird' and 'confusion' left the moment two little boys in Danville build a roller coaster in the neighborhood.
"So despite how little of the time you might have with Candace, You got to hold on to it…" Aiden held his left hand out for Jeremy's right hand.
Jeremy oblige and held his hand out, but he winced a little when Aiden gripped his fingers with his fist.
"Tight! And never let go. Cause it will grow." Aiden added as he let his hand go. "Don't make the mistake im making right now. Got it?"
He was referring to Victoria. The boy felt like he's not trying hard enough, or going on the right angles. Aiden would love to have a relationship with her. But he doesn't know how to get through to her. But he's sees that Jeremy has a chance with his girl, since they already have something.
"Yeah." Jeremy nodded nervously.
"Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga." Aiden said looking out the window.
"Uh. What does Mama June taste like exactly?" Jeremy asked curiously.
"Like two hobos ***king in a shoe filled with piss." Aiden said darkly.
"Okay woah!" Jeremy covered his own ears for a second.
"Sorry, pardon my french vanilla. I can go all today, about this, Jeremy! The point is, it's bad." Aiden ranted.
"Yeah i can tell." Jeremy nodded, he could tell Aiden was having some girl troubles. "But who knows? Maybe things might look up for you too. The summer is full of surprises. Especially around these parts."
"Yeah. Maybe she'll learn to smell the potpourri and stop running from it." Aiden sighed looking down wondering. "Or maybe i should just start taking her more seriously."
Jeremy chuckled nervously. "Anyway. Thanks for the talk, even though that came out of nowhere, it means a lot. I'll go and get your meal ready." He said as he went to the kitchen.
At that moment whatever made Aiden go off like that, suddenly left him. He blinked and realized how strange he was acting.
"Why the hell did i say all of that?" Aiden whispered to himself.
'Those weren't my feelings…. Were they?' He thought.
So many thoughts popped up in his mind as he wondered why he would react like that? Sure he has feelings for Victoria, but not enough for him to act like a glorified matchmaker. Then a theory came to him. Maybe those weren't his feelings at all, maybe those were….his Mom's feeling? His heart is connect to Elsa as well as their blood, on account for the shift crystal he used when he was eight. But their hearts were already connected before that. Even when he grieved for the death of his birth mother, Elsa felt his grief. But an effect like that hasn't happened again ever since that moment. The last time it was Elsa feeling Aiden. Now maybe...Aiden is feeling Elsa.
That's got to be it!
Then what would she be feeling that would make him feel for Victoria like that? Wait
'Is Mom falling for someone? I mean i don't mind. But, who could it be the lucky guy?' Aiden wondered. 'Wait…..Does she have a crush on J-'
Aiden thoughts were pulled away when Zambron came back from the restroom. And he went over to Aiden feeling relieved.
"Ah… It feels so good to be relieved of the muck in my-" Zambron sighed.
"Yeahyeahyeah don't say it, please. I already made a 'number one' joke. I don't want to hear how low it can go further with 'number two'. " Aiden interrupted him, trying not to get disgusted. " Your feeling better?"
"Yes, much better. Allow me to return to the ship." Zambron requested.
Aiden quickly looked to see no one else was around.
"Thought you'd never ask." The boy said as he place his hand on his shoulder and teleported Zambron back to the ship While Aiden stayed to wait for his order.
It would've been wrong to give a burger to someone who is part bull after all.
After several more minutes Jeremy came back with a two large bags of all the food Aiden ordered.
"Okay. that should be everything." Jeremy said placing the last bag on the counter.
"Thanks. Well it's been real Jerr, but me and my pals better get back on the road. Thanks again." Aiden said taking the bags.
"Well i should be thanking you, for the advice. Your right, i should take hold of what can get and live for the moment." Jeremy smiled.
The moments he has with Candace, they may not be long or complete. But to Jeremy. Being with her is perfect.
Even of she's trying to bust her brothers right now.
"Well. Helping out is what i do. Next to painting the town red and green." Aiden quips about his red armor, without making it obvious. " Anyway it's been nice meeting you and all, but i can't keep them and their food waiting. See ya!"
"Yeah, Nice meeting you too Aiden!" Jeremy wave at Aiden as he left.
Once Aiden was outside. He went around the corner and made sure no one was following him. Once he made to an empty ally. He called for IRIS on his ring.
"Alright IRIS, i'm coming back. Get ready to resume tracking." Aiden said.
Then he teleported back on the ship. It was time to resume search…...After a nice lunch.
That's all for now folks!
As you can tell in the midst of all of the moments and humor in the world of Phineas and Ferb. Victoria is about to get a new suit of armor, one that will match the Maverick's height. But it won't a complete exact copy of the Maverick suit, it will be something of her own style.
Aiden is feeling something going on with Elsa. He's suspecting that the Queen is falling in love (obviously with Jason).
We'll explore more about that part of the story as soon as were done in Phineas and Ferb's world.
But Will Victoria open up to Aiden eventually? What will her new suit look like? Will Agent P escape and stop Doctor Doofenshmirtz?
Find out when the action starts in the next chapter!
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