Were back folks!
Time to get some- uh…..Mav? Where are you?
"Sorry i'm late!" Maverick said running in. "I had to go see 'Alita Battle Angel' again! Folks! If you have what seen it yet, what the frick sauce are you doing?! A Pox on all of you! GO SEE IT NOW!"
Alright we get it! That film was awesome.
Any since there are no comments from the last chapter…...again. We'll just get started.
"We miss you Kingdomwarrior125." Maverick said sadly. "PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS PEOPLE! I LOVE BEING COMPLEMENTED!"
Anyway... without further delay.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
Clothes Make The Babe!
After lunch on the Star Search…
As Maverick flew the ship over the desert, he let out a loud burp. "OH GOD-ZILLA ALMIGHTY! That burger was epic!" he relished the food he just ate.
"I am Groot." Groot sighed on his seat.
"Yeah i agree. The fact that our world doesn't have a Mr Slushy Burger, is a definite sin." Maverick responded while wiping his mouth with a napkin.
" We're coming upon our destination." IRIS said as the ship flew further out in the middle of the desert. Thirty miles out from Danville. Until the ship came in view of an abandoned minefield. Next to a condemned warehouse district.
"Who keeps a minefield active in the middle of a populated state?" Maverick inquired looking out.
"I'm not sure. But this place use to be a tourist attraction with fake mines. Until last year when someone bought it off and shut the place down for some reason." Phineas told him.
"And nobody bother to see who bought this place and why it was shut down?" Maverick asked.
"Nope, it wouldn't be an awesome summer if we all bothered asking questions about the inconveniences. We just take what's positive." Phineas shrugged.
"Okay, Billy Taylor. I'll need to get a closer look. You and your tracker are coming with me, along with your massive Durito shaped brain." Maverick said sarcastically as he got up and gestured Phineas to follow.
"Okay." Phineas replied as he unplugged the tracker and followed him down to the ships exit.
Outside...
Once they stood on the ship's hatch door exit. Maverick opened the blast door and informed the team on his coms.
"Guardians, we have a situation with a possible minefield. Just keep your distance and let me handle it for now. I'll let you all know incase any action starts." Maverick stated in his earpiece built into the helmet.
"Fine. But i'm going to need a few more minutes. Ow! Hey watch the arm!" Victoria grunted on the other end.
"Sorry." Baljeet apologized.
"Alright. Hang on, Kid. This could get epic." Maverick said picking up Phineas and taking off in the air.
He flew over to the minefield. Staring down at the possible danger of them blowing up. He hovered slowly as he moved forward, Phineas got his tracker out and started scanning for the shard. The tracker beeped, indicating that the shard has to be underneath the mines.
"Yeah i'm pretty sure those things are about as safe as a theme park made by Steven Spielberg." Maverick quipped looking down at the mines.
"Don't worry, i'm sure those mines are safe." Phineas said.
Then a vulture landed on one of the mines and blew up, turning into a bucket of fried chicken. Talk about getting jinxed.
"Hmm... what are the odds of that happening?" Phineas wondered.
Now look who's asking questions?!
"I didn't know this world had any." Maverick quipped. "I got this."
He summoned three neon grenades and dropped them down on the minefield. Then Maverick covered himself and Phineas in an ice shielding bubble.
The grenades dropped and blew up the majority of the mines. Including a good chunk of the ground they were placed on top off. Turning the whole field into a giant crater and revealing what was underneath.
"Hey look!" Phineas pointed.
Inside the crater sat the M'kraan crystal shard. It must've shanked through all of the sand in the ground when it was tossed out here.
"Alright team!" Maverick called. "We'll need-AH!"
He was blasted by a ray of fire from behind, causing him to drop Phineas as they both fell out of the sky.
"Aaaaah!" Phineas screamed as he fell closer to the ground.
But then, someone came out of ship and flew down over to Phineas and caught the boy in the air. Saving his life. While Maverick broke his own fall by landing on his feet.
"Who's the son of a female dog that bitch slapped my torso?" Maverick groaned as the large burnt hole in his chest closed up magically.
"That would be me." the villain named Starbolt jabbed as he landed in front of him.
"Ghost Human Torch Rider?" Maverick mocked.
"Starbolt." He corrected. "And you must be the Maverick."
"No, it's Banksy. Would you like to buy a painting? Who else would i be!?" Maverick exclaimed.
"I dead man." Starbolt answered holding his flaming hands up. "Unless you hand over the girl and the shard."
Maverick looked up and smirked. Then faced Starbolt. "Do you pay with cash or credit?" He asked humorously.
Before he could say, Starbolt was met with a blast of lightning. Hitting him on the spot and knocking him down. "Ugh!" Starbolt grunted as he was knocked off of his feet.
"Too late, you've been charged." Maverick quipped before looking up surprised. "The hell?"
( Crazy On You - Heart)
If we still have time,
we might still get by
Every time I think about it,
I want to cry
With bombs and the devil,
and the kids keep comin'
No way to breathe easy,
no time to be young
He sees some female figure in a crimson and purple shiny suit, a little similar to the Maverick suit he wears, but with a different paint pattern and a different symbol. her symbol resembled a lighting bolt in the middle of flames that waved around her torso. Her face was the big difference. Your suit came with a purple metallic face instead of a screen with eyes. And her face was beautiful to look at in Maverick's opinion. Obviously this was Victoria, in her new suit. A suit that made her matched the same height as his mother Elsa. Maverick was still taller in his suit.
Victoria lands in front of Maverick, with Phineas in her arms after saving him from falling to his doom. After she puts the boy down she smirks at the keyblade wielder in front of her.
" Guess who?" She says with sass. Her metal face looked so organic it could move like a regular human face.
"Mary Lou Retton?" Maverick guessed humorous.
She gave him an annoyed expression. "Try again." Victoria said.
"Your my doppelganger." Maverick quipped then added before she could curse him out. "Kidding! I know it's you Vicky."
"Ferb and i, along with the gang made her a suit based on yours. Along with the help of IRIS." Phineas explained.
"I copied your suit biometric components and the-" IRIS tried to say.
"Okay okay! I get it, you copied my suit for her and use the kids as a lab." Maverick cut her off. Then he looks at Victoria. " And i hope you know how to use it, because…."
They look over at Starbolt to gets back on his feet. And charges the flames in his arms.
"He's a problem. But thanks Phineas." Maverick said touching Phineas and making him teleport back to the ship.
Then Maverick summons his keyblades Victoria unsheathes twin katanas. They both stand together ready to fight starbolt, until Warstar came from out of the sky, gaining their attention as he lands next to Starbolt.
"Aw…. I didn't know it was 'bring your kids to work day'. I would've brought some candy." Maverick mocks looking at the green war bot.
"Focus Mav." Victoria snapped.
"I am. We and are kids can take em." Maverick says back then calls his team. "Guardians!?"
But I tell myself that I was doin' all right
There's nothin' left to do at night
But go crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
Darkwing Duck swung over from out of the ship and Zambron jumped out while laughing like a maniac And Groot jumping out last, while the ship remained safely in the air. They all land next to the armored duo and they all stood against deathbird's Imperial Guardsmen.
"Warstar! Attack!" They both ran toward the Guardians as they all clashed together.
FIGHT!
Back at Doofenshmirtz lair….
With the Nativity-Inator now full of Brood eggs, Doofenshmirtz got on the chair at operated it an again to monog some more before going to action.
"Oh i can't wait to see the look on Rodney's face when he's crawling on giant bugs. You know Parry the Platypus i was hoping i would get alien carrots instead of bugs, you know cause Rodney hates carrots. I know it's sounds weird, carrots coming out of eggs, but it's all alien. Outer Space can do whatever weird thing it wants like….i don't know talking trees or animals- Hey!" Doofenshmirtz was interrupted by a punch in the face by Agent P.
The evil doctor gets back up and is shocked to see that his nemesis free from trap, as always.
"Hold the phone! How did you get out of that forcefield? They said nothing but plastic can- wait...Oh i see! You use my Alf dvd did to get pass the shields, did you?! Well i hope you didn't get it dirty. Ah!" Doofenshmirtz was kicked in the face by Parry.
And Then he lands on the Inator's controls accidentally. Causing the ray to activate and fire in a random direction. Where was that ray pointing and who was it about to hit?
Back in the dessert…
My love is the evenin' breeze touchin' your skin
The gentle, sweet singin' of leaves in the wind
The whisper that calls after you in the night
And kisses your ear in the early moonlight
And you don't need to wonder, you're doing fine
My love, the pleasure's mine
Zambron was punched out of the crater and lands above the empty minefield. Get backup in time to see Warstar about to hit him with a pair of hammered fists. But then Zambron ducks and rams the robot with his horns, knocking him flat on his face. Then Groot came down and smash Warstar with his wooden axe hands. Warstar took the hit and knocked the tree off his back and fire a missile at Zambron, only for the minotaur to dodge. Just was Warstar got back up on his feet. Darkwing swooped in and plants three grenades in the shape of Ducks.
(Imagine duck shaped cookies if they were metal bombs instead.)
Darkwing Hops off of Warstar and the robot looks at him. " Your bills are overdue Scrap-Pile." He jokes with his arms crossed.
Then the Duck grenades explode on Warstars back, stunning him as he fell on one knee to steady himself.
Let me go crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
With Warstar's guard down, Groot and Zambron come in on front and began hammering into the robot hard while Darkwing Duck shoots with his two pistols at the back. Warstar kept on his on knee trying to punch back, but the tree and minotaur kept punching Warstarhard leaving dents and scrapes.
Wild man's world is cryin' in pain
What you gonna do when everybody's insane?
So afraid of one who's so afraid of you
What you gonna do? Oh
Warstar retaliated by shooting Groot with a plasma beam out of his hand, knocking to the side while Zambron and Warstar kept at it, the plasma laser couldn't penetrate Zambron's upper chest armor. He took the opportunity to grab Warstar's laser arm and ripped it from his socket. Leaving the robot expose for his savage attack.
"DIE YOU BUCKET OF BOLT!" Zambron roared as he kicked Warstar to the dirt and brought his fists down hard.
Meanwhile Victoria and Maverick were still having a hard time fighting Starbolt back in the crater.
Ooh crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you
Maverick and Victoria were up close into Starbolt, but their blade attacks kept getting blocked by his fire armguards. Victoria picked up on Maverick's fighting style thanks to the suit feeding info to her brain. So she moved as if she were a keyblade warrior. Key kept spinning her swords to Starbolt the same way Maverick was spinning his keyblades. Only her swords were fused with current of fire and electricity instead of ice and neon.
I was a willow last night in a dream
I bent down over a clear running stream
Sang you the song that I heard up above
And you kept me alive with your sweet flowing love
After a few minutes of sparring. Starbolt pushed them off and slammed his fists on the ground. sending a wave of fire towards them. But they both jumped backwards over the wave and land further away from Starbolt.
Starbolt quickly sent blasts of fireballs at them but Maverick kept shooting them down with his ice blasts. Victoria's lightning and Fire attacks kept getting bounced off by the extreme temperatures of Starbolt's body.
Crazy
Yeah, crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
Crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, yeah
Maverick tried teleporting behind him but Starbolt counter attacks Maverick keyblades by punching him with his fire fists and throwing him into Victoria. They both pull of a pair of their owns shields, one of ice and one fire. Then Starbolt shot long beams of fire at them to pin them down.
"Ugh! How come your thunderbolts aren't working?!" Maverick grunted.
"He's increased the temperature of his body! Nothing with extreme heat elements can work on him now!" Victoria responded.
And neither can ice.
"Then it's time to work my magic." Maverick stated with an idea. "IRIS increase the armors heat resistance."
"Yours or the girl's?" IRIS asked.
"BOTH!" Maverick screamed as the heat beams were breaking the shields.
"Shifting auxiliary magic to armor integrity." IRIS said as the suits became denser.
Crazy on you
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
Maverick dropped his ice shield allowing the fire beam to hit, it became harmless to him as he glares at Starbolt. Who kept firing at them. Victoria dropped her shield to catch her breath, then she got up and glared at him as well.
They matches their suits resistance with Starbolt's highest temperature. So now none of his attacks can work on them now.
Starbolt looked nervous and stopped firing as he held his hands up.
"Uh…. i surrender?" Starbolt chuckled nervously.
Just then a some kind of mysterious beam came out of nowhere and shot Starbolt, then a pile of dead Brood bugs appeared and covered him. Like a giant pile of slime. He gagged as his flaming skin wasn't enough to evaporate the disgusting mess around his body.
Guess the boric acid and bug spray really did kill the eggs. Stupid Doofenshmirtz!
"What the?!" Maverick exclaimed in surprise when the stuff fell on the heated villain.
"Yuck!" Starbolt yelled.
"Okay? I was going to freeze him with a Stopga spell and then pee on his skin. But i kinda like this better." Maverick said looking both surprised and gross out by the pile of bugs that came out of nowhere.
"Yeah but, where did that stuff come from?" Victoria asked looking up to see if someone fired.
A few seconds earlier back at Doofenshmirtz's lair…..
Doofenshmirtz was knocked into a pile of eggs, he tripped on them and they topple over him. He raises up and moans in pain, the evil doctor tries to pull himself out of the pile but the eggs were too heavy for him. Then he gasps as he sees Parry about to destroy his machine.
"Wait! Don't press that self destruct button!" Doofenshmirtz pleads.
Parry stops before he could press the button and looks at the doctor, with his hand over a big red button.
"No not that one." Doofenshmirtz corrects him casually. "I don't know why, but people always uses a big red buttons. But me anymore, it's too cliche at this point."
Parry points at another button. One that says don't press
"Not that one either." He saids. "That one turns on the sprinkler system."
Then Parry points at a blue button.
"YES! THAT'S THE ONE YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO PRESS!" Doofenshmirtz yells.
Parry presses and runs before it explodes in the lab. Agent P then runs to the exit, hopes on his vehicle and flys off.
**BOOM!**
The Nativity-Inator explodes and the eggs explode with them. Including the pile Doofenshmirtz was stuck in. Leave him cover in ash and disoriented.
Guess all of the eggs and bugs were set to explode with the machine.
"Huh….What are the odds of that happening? CURSE YOU PARRY THE PLATYPUS!" Doofenshmirtz yells in defeat as Parry leaves the area.
Norm comes over to hug him and says. "It's okay sure. You matter to me."
"Don't get hit Norm." Doofenshmirtz muttered. "It hurts my hands to hit you."
With the evil doctor defeated. There was only one last threat to deal with.
Coming back in the dessert to where we left off before ..…
"Yeah but, where did that stuff come from?" Victoria asked looking up to see if someone fired.
As Starbolt tries to get out of the pole of dead bugs.
**BOOM!**
They explode as well. But it's much worse when they're already hatch and matured. It's much more lethal. So they didn't just get destroyed. It destroyed Starbolt with the pile. The heated villain incinerated with the dead bugs.
At fist Maverick was going to ask how did that happen? But he quickly remembered what Phineas said about asking questions instead taking the positive outcomes of the summer.
"You know what This world is one giant summer beach ball of convenient confusion. Why bother?" Maverick respond about asking 'why', after three seconds of confusing silence. He went over and grabbed the shard from the ground. "We got what we came for."
"The only thing to ask now is, how are the kids doing?" Victoria asked about the other Guardians.
She jumped out of the crater with Maverick flying out with her. And are both satisfied to see Warstar in pieces on the ground in front of Zambron.
"The metal beast showed fierceness, but i proved otherwise." Zambron said proudly.
"I am Groot." Groot smiled coming over with Darkwing Duck.
"You took him down?" Maverick asked looking at Zambron. "All by yourself?"
"I, am Groot." Groot swayed his hand. Translate: 'We actually wore the robot down a bit before Zambron finished him off.'
"Ah, gotcha." Maverick winked at Groot. Thank goodness Zambron doesn't speak Groot.
"But at least i didn't break your 'no killing humans' rule, he was a machine after all." Zambron said. "I trust that you've done the same by keeping your foe alive?"
"Actually. He got himself blown up, but it wasn't our fault." Maverick cringed at the image from earlier. "But at least it wasn't our fault."
Zambron chuckled. "Yes. Nothing is more victorious than an accidental fatality." He grinned.
"I hear that." Maverick snickered.
"And i must say, young maiden." Zambron addressed Victoria. " Your new battle armor is remarkable. I find it incredibly fascinating that it was built by a group of psychotic children."
Victoria grinned. "Well….Yeah." She could only yeah.
"Hell yeah! You are now the definition of 'clothes make the babe'." Maverick quipped getting the hots for Victoria's new looks.
For some reason she took that as a complement, but stayed tough.
"Save the flattery for later, Ice Boy." Victoria teased. "We need to get them back home."
She pointed up at Phineas and Ferb who were sitting inside the ship, watching the whole thing with their friends through the windows.
"Wasn't that an awesome fight Ferb?!" Phineas asked earning a nod from his brother.
"But where did the exploding dead bugs come from?" Baljeet asked.
"Nobody answer! I'm pretty sure i'll barf if you do!" Buford protested.
"But you ate a bug before Buford." Isabella pointed out.
"Not a dead one." Buford said.
Back in Phineas and Ferb's yard….
Once the kids were brought back to Phineas and Ferb's house, they all stood in the yard to say goodbye to the Guardians.
"Thanks again guys. Discovering you from another world and watching you guys fight aliens has been one of the best experience we've had this summer." Phineas thanked the Guardians.
"Well we should be thanking you." Victoria stated looking her hands. " This new suit you've made me really gave me the edge i needed."
"Plus the new equipment you've given me adds edge as well." Darkwing Duck added.
"Well take it from some kids who know how to have fun. You only got one life, so use it well." Ferb said.
The guardians looked surprised that Ferb actually spoke for once.
"And here i was thinking you were one of the silent types." Maverick remarked.
"Ferb is more of a man of action, he only talks in he feels the need to." Phineas said.
"Unlike some people." Victoria looking annoyed at Maverick who was rubbing the part of his helmet where his ears should be.
" Sorry i didn't catch that Sweetheart. I have a terrible ear infection." Maverick teased making her eyes roll.
"I've given IRIS the schematics for Victoria's suit, it's inside of her database should you ever want to add upgrades." Baljeet stated.
"Thanks. I do have one question. How did you give her a face on that suit?" Maverick asked.
Ferb motioned him to come closer. Maverick bent down so the boy can whisper in his ear. Maverick's eyes widened when Ferb whispered the details.
"My God. I had it all wrong." Maverick muttered. No wonder he could never make a face in his suits.
"Well we better get going. We've only got five more of these shards to find." Victoria said.
"Far well tiny humans. I hope your best days of summer are many more to come." Zambron bid them.
"Thanks. Come back anytime you like Guardians!" Phineas smiled.
"Bye guys! Good luck!" Isabella chirped.
"I am Groot." Groot smiled and patted her head.
"Groot says he'll definitely want to come back here for another Slushy Burger. Count me in too." Maverick smiled.
"Count me in as well." Victoria gave them a thumbs up about the food.
"Well it's been real. Keep the summers hot and awesome Phineas, Ferb, everyone!" Maverick said as he and the Guardians waved at them.
They waved back as they entered their ship and took off to the sky.
"Bye Guardians!" Baljeet waved.
"See you later!" Isabella waved.
"Call me on your honeymoon!" Buford waved, earning a weird look from then others. "What?! He's clearly digs her!"
Just then Candace dragged her mother to the yard. "MOM! MOM! YOU GOTTA SEE IT!" She yelled. "Huh?!"
They both saw nothing in the backyard except for the kids.
"Okay Candace, what am i supposed to see?" The mother said unamused with her hands on her hips.
"But but! There was a spaceship right here! i saw it!" Candace uselessly protested.
"Hi mom." Phineas greeted.
"Hello boys. How was your day?" Their mother smiled.
"Pretty long. We've met some folks from the multiverse, but they had to leave early. You really would've liked them." Phineas said.
Their mom was thinking Phineas was playing some kid game with his friends when he said 'multiverse'.
"Well I'm pretty sure i would've love to meet them. Let me know when they come back to o can treat them with some pie." The mother said playing along. "Speaking of which, come in and have a slice."
"Thought you never ask." Phineas smiled. "Oh, there you are Parry."
He notice their pet platypus was back from who knows where (We know). Parry clicked like a platypus in response, having just returned from his mission. If only he knew thee day they've had though.
The kids ran inside to enjoy some pie. Leaving Candace in the yard to mope about another failure in trying to bust her brothers. No matter how hard she tries, she could never get her mother to see the things Phineas and Ferb get away with everyday.
***Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz****
Her cell phone rang. She flipped it open and smiled to see it was Jeremy calling.
"Hey Jeremy." She happily answered. "Sure. I'll come over. Love you too!"
Candace smooched the phone before hanging up and walking out of the yard. Then she stood still and stopped everything when it suddenly hit her.
"Wait. Jeremy just said to me, he loves me?" Candace gasped and squealed in delight.
Guess Jeremy took Aiden's advice.
Back on the Star Search…..
As the ship flew through time and space heading to their next world. The Maverick and Victoria sat on the bridge alone as he flew the ship. Victoria sat back and relax on her seat feeling good about her new suit.
They received a ping on the terminal computer, letting them know that the top secret Nova Corp files on Taskmaster are almost fully downloaded. just a few hours to go.
"Thanks." Victoria said.
"For what?" Maverick asked.
"For letting them make this for me. People are usually reluctant in letting have something this nice." Victoria said softly about the suit.
Sounds like she had a hard life.
"No problem. It wouldn't have been fair to leave you out of thrill and bling." Maverick said. "You got the suit. All you need now is a name. Aiden and the Maverick are two different people when their both out in a prejudice or a non understanding public. You'll need the same advantage."
"Agreed." Victoria nodded as she pressed a button on her wristband, causing her to shift back to normal. "What did you have in mind?"
Maverick shifted back into Aiden.
"What does your heart say? Let it tell you who you are." He said while biting his tongue. "Crap I'm starting to sound like Yen Sid now."
Victoria leaned back and closed her eyes, looking deep in thought. She will always be Victoria, but what should she called when she wears the suit.
After a few minutes, Her eyes open and she smiles.
"I've got one." Victoria stated.
That's all for now folks!
And i ask yee all again! LEAVE COMMENT! PLEASE!
"No pressure." Maverick quips.
Let me know what would be a cool name for Victoria in her new magic suit.
Aiden is called the Maverick.
And Victoria is called….?
Let me know. And also let me know what you guys think about Zambron. Cause i would like to know if i'm doing a good job.
In the meantime the next chapter will have some more of Elsa. But it will focus on the team taking a break. However once we return to Aiden and his friends. We'll be heading to the second star to the right and straight on till morning.
And until next time Kingdom Hearts fans!
FISTBUMP!