Gossip.

In Arkham sometimes the only thing that kept the inmates happy was gossip, knowing and learning about a few dirty little secrets about people you didn't like or weren't that fond of was always fun. For the rogues that meant nearly every single person in the Asylum, but sometimes… gossip was hard to come by, hard to find, hard to find anyone who was willing to talk about or even mention certain things and it was almost sometimes impossible to find out everything unless there happened to be one person who would willing open their mouths and tell everything.

Enter Harley Quinn.

"Ya shoulda seen it Drury!" she cried as she sat with him in the rec room, bright blue eyes wide and childlike. "I couldn't believe it!"

"Copperheard and Scarecrow?" Drury tilted his head to the side. "I guess… they both like chemicals…"

"Yeah! But this was freaky weird, she was all like… well ya know… copperhead like and talking to him. Like 'I find your toxin to be most interesting and inspiring Scarecrow,' and he was like, 'and you, my dear, your poison is also most impressive,' and I was like… 'oh my god!'"

Drury nodded his head in understanding. "I guess they are quite alike… gimmick wise…"

Harley nodded her head. "Oh yeah, Drury! But this was plain weird and it gets weirder!"

Killer Moth blinked. "How can it get weirder?"

Harley jumped at him and he yelped, jumping back against the couch as she grabbed his jumpsuit and pulled him towards her.

"Two Face and Magpie started ta talk to each other! She was all interested in his split and then she saw his coin and that was it! She was taken in by him!"

Drury blinked with wide eyes. "I'm very scared right now."

"It feels like the end times!" Harley cried out. "Scarecrow and Two Face getting girls hit on them? What is the world coming to? I mean yeah, Two Face is half way decent…. but the other half!" She stuck her tongue out and shook her head. "Hell no."

"Well… maybe it was more his coin that Magpie was attracted to… you know how she likes shiny things."

"Yeah but Scarecrow! I love professa' ta pieces but lets be honest, Copperhead is gorgeous in a snakey kind of way."

"Well if you find that weird you're not going to like what I just found."

Both turned their heads to see Edward sitting down and crossing his legs.

"What Eddie? Cause, yeah I found it weird," Harley tilted her head. "But after a while… I ship it."

"Well Clayface has been making eyes Inque and she was making eyes back."

Harley and Drury blinked in union.

"Clayface and Inque…?" Drury titled his head.

Edward nodded. "The end times I believe."

"Clayface and Inque?" Drury said again before looking at Harley who looked back at him and they both grinned, before saying in union.

"I ship it."

THE END.

Note: Hey guys... look who's back and back for good :D I'm so so sorry for how long this has taken me.

Art student that I am... literally had no time what so ever to get anything done other then art, but now I'm on my break and I'm back.

I will be uploading two stories maybe more, but I'm not sure about tonight, tomorrow there will be more stories to come :D