Vini, Vidi, Vichi.

Romulus and Remus Dent were two of the most similar and also the most different set of twins you'd find. As if their alias's weren't anything to go by, one being Yang and the other being Yin, they were indeed opposites to each other and yet at the same time, they were very similar.

Now they sat in the cafeteria, shoving their food around as they glared at it, both harbouring a black eye, Romulus had his on the left hand side of his face, with Remus having his on the right side.

Mirror twins in injury too it seemed.

"This is your fault," Romulus growled out, his alias being Yang he was much more aggressive and violent compared to his brother Remus who's alias was Yin, who was calm and collective and very orderly.

"How could this possibly be my fault? You took shots at this new Batman too."

"Yeah but I didn't try ta knee cap his little bird brat!" Romulus growled out. "That was you.

Remus shrugged as he looked back at his twin indignantly. "He called me a rude name."

Romulus shook his head. "With you that could be anything. He should've asked me, I got plenty of names I call you behind your back."

"I have noticed. You're as sneaky as you are quiet, brother. Not very."

"I am sneaky!"

"You just yelled that."

Yang rolled his eyes. "Shut up," he grumbled. "Besides you also shot one of my guys."

Yin looked at him with annoyance. "Batman took out one of my men, it had to be equal."

"So because the Bat got one of your guys, you went ahead and double tapped one of my guys in the head!"

"You would've done the same if the roles had been reversed. It has to be equal."

His twin was silent for a moment.

"Equal," Yang whispered. "Yeah… it always has to be equal. Two of a kind."

"One and the same."

"Half black."

"Half white."

"Two sides."

"Same coin."

"Light and dark."

"Good and bad."

"Comedy and Tragedy."

"Order and chaos."

"Yin and Yang."

"Order."

"And Equality."

They fell silent as they stared at each other for a moment, they were both well aware that some of the others had stared at them in their little rant, they always did. Mostly because it creeped them out.

"I guess you had every right to kill one of my men, brother. Sorry I snapped."

Yin waved him off. "It's quite all right."

"Still," Romulus growled. "Doesn't mean I forgive ya for my eye!"

"Well… at least we match."

"That's not the point!"

Remus sighed and looked at him. "What would you like me to do then brother? Apologise?"

"It would be a start."

"Very well. I'm sorry."

"Like ya mean it or else I'll tell Dad!"

"Hmm. Fine," Yin straightened up. "I'm very sorry you got hurt because of my actions, Romulus, but you probably had it coming."

Romulus looked furious. "That's not an apology!"

"It's about as good as I can muster right now."

"You're a jerk!"

"Don't call me a jerk!"

"But you are a jerk!"

"I'm not a jerk don't call me a jerk!"

"Fine," Romulus rolled his eyes before he looked at his brother and smirked. "You're a royal jerk."

That did it.

The fight lasted a good few minutes before they ended up in solitary confinement in cells next to each other.

"This is your fault!" Yang snapped.

"You called me a royal jerk!"

"You got me punched in the face!"

"You deserved it!"

"So did you!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Boys!"

They fell silent for a moment before both spoke at the same time.

"Dad?" They questioned.

"Yeah, it's us."

"What are you doing in here?"

"We got mad when We found out they'd put you two in here. Ended up doing the same to us."

"Oh."

"Sorry Dad."

"You say sorry to him just fine."

"You didn't deserve the apology!"

"I so did!"

"No you didn't you idiotic miscreent!"

"What did you just call me?!"

"Boys!"

They fell silent again.

"How did you even get the black eyes?" there father went on.

"That was Remus's fault!"

"It was not!"

"Yes it was!"

"No it was't!"

"Yes it was!"

"No it wasn't!"

"Yes. It. Was!"

"No. It. Wasn't!"

Inside his own cell Two Face groaned and put his face in his hands. They loved their boys to bits but there were times… when they could either strangle them or hit them with a truck, depending on the coin toss.

In their heads, Two Face and Harvey Dent knew one thing; this was going to be a long night.

THE END.

Note: My twins! I love Yin and Yang to pieces, I should probably write them more often then I do, but I hope you guys liked them and got across their little case of insanity in their rant.

Still I love my twins, in After Arkham I'll make sure they have at least one appearance because they are always fun and I love them so much! :D