i dont own kipo
btw only the first episode has a transcript so ill be writing ep 1 and i will stop untill someone finishes the transcripts for the other episodes
(Image of pre-apocalypse city changes into a post-apocalyptic city. The camera pans down to a nearby ditch. The ground then shakes and a burst of water comes out of a hole in the ditch, carrying multiple large rocks and Kipo with it, then ceases)
"so thats how the surface looks" a couple people say in awe
Kipo: [gasp] (spits out water) [coughs] (looks up at the city) [panting] I'm on the surface. I'm on the surface.
everyone looks shocked someone on the surface even thinking tat seems stupid
(Kipo looks up at the sun, which glares in her eyes)
Kipo: [yells] (falls over and covers her eyes with her hands) The sun! I looked at the sun! I'll go blind!
a few people wave their hands infront of kipo's eyes
"i can say" kipo informes them
(Kipo removes her hands from her eyes)
Kipo: Wait, I can still see. [exclaims] I can't be here. I can't be here. I can't be here.
"wait so the sun dosnt blind you" the people of the burrow think confused while the higher status people panick a little
(Kipo runs to the hole she was flushed out of and pushes against the rocks now blocking it)
Kipo: [straining] Out of my way, rocks!
(Kipo climbs up to the top of the rock pile)
Kipo: [grunting] Dad! Can you hear me? [echoing] [sighs] Of course not. He could be miles away. OK. [inhales sharply] You can do this, Kipo. You got this. Humans lived on the surface for thousands of years. You can handle a few minutes up here. Hmm.
"good job staying calm" a school friend of kipo praises her she smiles warmly in response
(Kipo looks around at the city)
Kipo: [gasps] [whimpers] You just have to find your way home.
(Kipo walks into the city, and the camera pans up to the sky, where the clouds spell out "KIPO", and the title plays)
"i dont rememeber that" kipo saids confused
[hinges creak]
Kipo: [gasps]
(Kipo looks toward the source of the sound, where a shelf has been pushed)
Kipo: [nervous chuckle]
(Mandu peeks up from behind the shelf, unbeknownst to Kipo)
"a monster" many people scream in fear so that nobody hears kipo's protest "he isnt a monster" she tries to say but nobody hears her
Mandu: [snorting]
Kipo: [nervous giggle]
(Something dashes behind Kipo, and she stops)
Kipo: [gasps, whimpers]
(Kipo looks up at an abandoned building, which has enormous flowers growing from its roof)
Kipo: Flowers. A lot bigger than they are in books.
"i wonder what else is diffrent" many scientests wonder to themselfs
[electronic music plays]
(The camera shows a flower with rave lights coming out of it, and Kipo leans in for a closer look)
[music gets louder]
(The camera shows two bees inside the flower dancing to the music, who then look up at Kipo, who is watching them. They wave their arms at her, and Kipo leaves. She then goes into an abandoned music store, where she picks up a guitar and plays it in a corner)
everyone looks confused what happened to bees
[off-tune strumming]
(Kipo tunes the guitar)
Kipo: Up on top, on my own, A human girl so far from home, The flowers are big, The bees are- *pauses*... weird, It's dangerous, Just like I feared, On the surface world-
"you are great ats singing" the music teacher praises kipo
(A giant bird crashes through a hole in the wall and destroys Kipo's guitar, and Kipo runs away)
many poeple scream in fear while a couple look at kipo worried
Kipo: [yells] Stay away!
[bird twittering]
(The bird crashes through the building and flies away, and Kipo reveals herself from inside a car)
Kipo: [sighs] (puts her hand on her chin)
(flashback of Kipo swept away by water)
many people wince
Kipo: Hmm... Let's see, the current took me left (traces path left on car window), then right (traces path right on car window).
(flashback of Kipo swept away by water)
Kipo: (traces line) And then there was the long part.
(flashback of Kipo swept away by water)
Kipo: [stammering] And the... (traces line) And the short part.
(flashback of Kipo swept away by water)
Kipo: And then the loop-dee-do.
(flashback of Kipo swept away by water)
Kipo: (while tracing) And then I went way over here, so, my home must be in this direction.
"wow your memory is great" people praise kipo she replies with "nah just watch''
KIPO:Or was it left, then loop-dee-do? Or... or... loop-dee-do, then left? Mmm... (swipes her hand across the car window, erasing her path) [groans]
(Mandu looks up into the car, her two top eyes showing)
many people scream in fear "kipo run!"
Mandu: [snorting]
Kipo: [gasps] Who are you, little one? You're adorable.
(Mandu pushes herself higher up, revealing her extra set of eyes to Kipo)
Kipo: [yelps] (falls backwards)
Mandu: [squeals]
Kipo: (rights herself) Uh, sorry. Didn't expect you to come with extra eyes. (gets out of the car) I'm a friend.
many people stare at kipo like shes crazy,why would she want to befriend a monster
Mandu: [snorting]
(Mandu walks out from behind some rocks revealing her extra pair of legs)
Kipo: Oh! You come with an extra pair of everything! I only have two legs. So boring.
a few weak chuckles are heard
Mandu: [snorts]
Kipo: Aww! I have to pet you.
stares are bored again
Mandu: [squealing] [snorting]
(Mandu runs away from Kipo)
Kipo: Wait! Come back! You can run, pig. But I will find you, and I will pet you. (looks to the side) Huh.
a few shivers "kipo you are cool and all but damn are you scarey" is heard muttered under peoples breath
(Kipo runs into an abandoned clothing store)
["Now You Know My Name" by the Derevolutions playing]
a few startle expressions; where is that music coming from
(Kipo runs in front of a mirror with an explorer's outfit)
Kipo: Ha ha! Hmm.
(Kipo puts on different outfit)
Kipo: [groans]
(Kipo puts on a ballerina outfit)
Kipo: [giggles]
(Kipo puts on different outfit)
Kipo: [grunts]
(Kipo puts on a different outfit)
Kipo: Hmm!
(Kipo tries on multiple other outfits, and then finally decides)
Kipo: I somehow feel like I've been wearing you my whole life.
a few people whistle "you look natural in that" someone compliments kipo blushs "thanks" she replies
(Kipo walks outside, and then sees a snail wearing a car body as a shell)
[music stops abruptly]
[loud creaking]
(Kipo gets in the car body and rides the snail while listening to music)
many people chuckle
[electronic music playing]
(Kipo eyes Mandu running away into an abandoned building that reads "LAS VISTAS SCHOOL")
Mandu: [squealing, snorting]
Kipo: Piggy! (leaps out of car body, showing the same bees from earlier having been in the car body)
(The camera turns to inside the school)
Mandu: [snorting] [thudding]
(Mandu is trying to get food from the inside of a vending machine, and Kipo catches up with her)
Kipo: I can help you with that. We have vending machines like this in my burrow. I know all the tricks. There's a wire back here. (pushes against vending machine) If I could just get to it. (Kipo and the vending machine fall to the floor)
many people glare at kipo "so its you who stole all of those snacks" she raises her hands in a surrendering motion "sorry" she mutters
[glass shattering]
Kipo: That works, too.
(Kipo opens a bag of chips and holds one up. Mandu comes running and eats the chip Kipo was holding)
Kipo: Whoa! You were hungry, weren't you? (hands the bag to Mandu)
(Mandu eats the entire bag)
"see that ... thing is a monster" a person shouts at kipo, she stays silent
Kipo: Hey, wanna try something fun?
(The camera skips to some stairs inside the building, and Kipo is sitting on a lunch tray with Mandu on the top of the stairs. Mandu is visibly scared)
Kipo: You ready?
Mandu: [squealing] (shakes head rapidly)
(Kipo tips the lunch tray over the edge of the stairs, causing the two to slide down)
Kipo: Yeah!
(The two slide towards an abandoned shelf that has pictures of school students on them. Kipo wipes the dirt off of one of them with her hand)
Kipo: Humans from the old world. This is a school! I go to school, too. Underground with lots of other kids. No windows, though. My father teaches there. (imitates her father) "Kipo, how many light years are in a parsec?" It's 3.26156. Although, a lot of good that does me up here.
a few teachers look offended "well we didnt teach you to survive on the surface" they grunt
Mandu: [snorting]
(Mandu climbs into Kipo's arms, and Kipo looks down at him and smiles)
a few people look conflicted;maybe the surface isnt that bad
Kipo: My whole life they taught us the surface was this horrible place. But look at you.
"ononono the surface is dangorus" the upper class scream franticly
(Mandu looks up at Kipo)
Mandu: [snorting]
Kipo: You look just like these dumplings my dad makes. They're called "mandu." [gasps] That's it! I'm gonna call you "Mandu." [gasps] (rubs noses with Mandu) Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
(Mandu jumps out of Kipo's arms playfully)
Mandu: [squeals, pants]
Kipo: I'm gonna get you!
Mandu: (runs away down a hallway) [squealing]
Kipo: I'm gonna get you, Mandu! [laughing]
(Kipo and Mandu run outside towards an abandoned swimming pool willed with grass, and Mandu skids to a halt. Kipo catches up and puts her hands over her mouth)
people wait in aticipetion
Kipo: [gasps]
(The camera shows a Mega-Bunny baby in the abandoned swimming pool)
Mega-Bunny Baby: [purring]
Kipo: Mandu, I have to pet this bunny, now. (climbs into abandoned swimming pool)
a few people get convinced;the surface isnt that bad
Mandu: [squealing] (runs over and bites Kipo's shirt in an attempt to stop her)
"why is he trying to stop you" a student asks confused
"youll see" kip answers
Kipo: It's gonna be OK.
(Kipo walks over to the Mega-Bunny baby and holds its face between her hands)
"hes seems so cute" the girls say in awe
Kipo: Hi, there. Aren't you fluffy. [laughs]
Mandu: [squealing]
Kipo: Oh, you like that.
(Another Mega-Bunny baby hops over to Kipo)
Kipo: Oh! There's another one.
(Four more Mega-Bunny babies surround Kipo, and she falls down laughing)
Kipo: OK, OK! Everyone wait your turn. You're all so soft, but there's only one of me.
(A shadow towers over Kipo, and Mandu runs away)
eevryone yelps
Mandu: [squeals]
Kipo: And that must be the mother.
(A Mega-Bunny sits on top of the babies and Kipo)
"thats why the surface is dangoures" people say in fear
Kipo: [groans] (Kipo pulls her herself out from under the Mega-Bunny) [straining]
(The Mega-Bunny lifts its head, and Kipo hides)
Kipo: [gasps]
(The Mega-Bunny looks in what appears to be Kipo's direction, but one of the babies yawns, and the Mega-Bunny yawns, slams its foot, and falls back asleep. Kipo runs away)
"thats very scary" a student yelps
Kipo: [exclaims]
(Kipo hides behind a tree)
Mandu: [snorting]
Kipo: Mandu!
(The scene cuts to a forest, where Mandu is eating from a bush and Kipo is following her)
Mandu: [chewing]
(A shadow darts through the forest, picking up Mandu and taking her away)
"what is that" people say in confusion
Mandu: [squealing]
Kipo: [gasps] Mandu!
(Kipo runs after the shadow. The next scene reveals the shadow to be Wolf.)
Wolf: Can you talk, mute?
silence and then everything went to hell "THERE ARE HUMANS ON THE SURFACE" everyone screams in confusion even the upper class didnt know this everyone is franticly screaming it takes about 30 minutes before people calm down
Mandu: [snorting]
(The camera shows Mandu trapped in a net)
Wolf: I'm no barbarian. If a mute can talk, it's not chow. All I need to hear is one little "yes."
Mandu: [squeals]
(Kipo peeks up from the inside of a car, watching Wolf)
Kipo: A human?
Wolf: Sorry, but a girl's gotta eat.
(Wolf drops a lit match into a pile of logs underneath Mandu)
Kipo: Wait! (falls out of car) [grunts]
"stupid" a teacher scolds kipo "hes a monster he isnt worth it" her friend tells her but she ignores them
(Wolf points the barbed end of her staff at Kipo)
Wolf: I was wondering when you were gonna come out of there.
Kipo: You're human! On the surface.
Wolf: You don't miss a thing, do you?
"so there are alot of them" someone asks confused "well not alot but more than 1" kipo answers
Mandu: [squealing]
Kipo: [gasps] Wait. You can't eat my friend.
(Kipo walks toward Mandu, but Wolf spins her around and pins her to the ground)
Wolf: If you want a bacon sandwich, go catch your own pig. I already called dibs on this one.
Kipo: Mandu is no sandwich!
Wolf: She's about to be.
"huh its a she" someone saids wonderfully
(Mandu rips through the net, and Kipo notices)
Kipo: [gasps] Say, your staff is so pointy. Where'd you get it from?
Wolf: Off a giant scorpion. It was trespassing in my camp.
"shes strong than" someone asks kipo "oh yeah wolf is amazing she has these parkout moves" kipo answers wistfully
(Mandu breaks free and runs away)
Mandu: [squealing]
Wolf: Oh, no, you don't!
(Wolf runs after Mandu, and Kipo holds onto her wolfskin cape)
Kipo: Hey! Run, Mandu!
Wolf: Oh, no, you don't!
(Wolf runs after Mandu, and Kipo holds onto her wolfskin cape)
Kipo: Hey! Run, Mandu!
"why would you risk your life for him" someone asks her confused "hes cute" kipo answers
Wolf: Let go! [grunts]
(Mandu runs into a bush, and Wolf stops, having lost her)
Wolf: What is wrong with you? Now we're both out of a meal.
Kipo: How can you eat her? She's adorable!
"its a monster" her teacher screams
Wolf: I've eaten plenty of adorable. And there's lot s more adorable that's tried to eat me.
Kipo: Do you have any hand sanitizer?
Wolf: You must not be from around here. Are you one of those underground mole people?
"hey" shouts are heared
Kipo: You've heard of us! I didn't think there were any humans left up here anymore.
(Kipo throws a bag of chips to Wolf, who catches them)
Kipo: For your lost lunch.
(Wolf ravenously tears into the bag of chips)
Kipo: Listen, I'm trying to find my way home. You clearly look like you grew up around here. Maybe you could help me find...
(Wolf throws the empty bag of chips at Kipo)
Kipo: it.
"whew she was hungery" someone saids
(The scene cuts to Wolf walking through the forest and Kipo trying to keep up with her)
Kipo: (climbs over rock) [grunting] Kipo. My name's Kipo. And... and I really need your help right now.
Wolf: You're not gone? That's annoying.
"rude" someone saids frowning
Kipo: Look, there was a mute-quake. A lot of people I care about could be hurt. I really need to get home.
Wolf: (snaps a thorn off of a tree) Not my problem. (uses thorn to pick teeth)
"very rude" the same man saids
Kipo: Hey. Hey!
Wolf: [sighs] First lesson of the surface: Up here, you don't shout like that. It's called "ringing the dinner bell." Free advice. (continues walking away)
"it seems really dangoures" someone saids
Kipo: (gets on top of a car) Hey, you, wolf girl! Yeah! You walking away from me! I'm still talking to you! Fine. I don't need you anyway. [grunts] (gets off of car) I'll find my own way- (runs into spiderweb, which she gets stuck to) [groans] (looks up at spider) Oh, hi. You look friendly.
(Wolf pulls Kipo off the web with her staff just in time to stop her from being bitten)
phews are heared
Kipo: [gasps]
Wolf: That's your last freebie.
Kipo: Fine. I'll just go this way instead.
(Kipo walks another way, towards a bush with multiple dead mutes in it. Wolf pulls her away from it with her staff)
Wolf: Really? You're just gonna walk right into Death Ivy?
(A butterfly lands on the bush and dies)
"ok so the surface mega bad" someone saids frightend
Kipo: Woah.
Wolf: [groans] You're not gonna last five minutes. (sets down Kipo) Look, I'll help you get home. But once you're back, I'm out. Up here, I work alone. Got it?
Kipo: (runs forward to give Wolf a hug) Oh, thank you!
(Wolf spins Kipo around and pins her to the ground with her staff just in time to stop the hug)
"damn is she strong" someone saids whisteling
Wolf: No hugging.
Kipo: I knew you were a good person.
(Wolf lets Kipo back up, and keeps walking)
Kipo: Hey, I just realized I don't know your name.
Wolf: No talking!
Kipo: Uh, OK. I'll just call you "Wolf", then. I've already been calling you that in my head.
"so are you too still in touch or what" someone asks kipo she answers "shes actualy here in my room ill go get here" and everyone looks mortified she comes dragging wol "why did you drag me here" she saids annyod
(The scene skips to Kipo and Wolf on top of a roof with a dead spider, with Wolf eating one of the dead spider's legs)
Kipo: At first we thought it was a mute passing overhead. I mean, that happens all the time, right? We learned a long time ago to anchor all tall furniture. But this one was, like, and earthquake. I can't imagine how big it was. It made an entire cliff fall... while I was on it. And then, I landed in the water supply tube and nearly drowned.
Wolf: [gulps] Sounds like a Tuesday. Listen, Kipo, was it? Lesson two of the surface: Don't ever tell anyone that story. It could be very dangerous if people know you're from a burrow. And lesson three of the surface: Up here, you never pass up a meal.
"you are very smart past me" wolf saids
(Kipo pulls off one of the spider's legs and takes a bite out of it)
Kipo: Crispy on the outside, chewy in the center.
Wolf: Can you tell me anything about your burrow that might help us find it?
Kipo: Oh, well, there's the underground irrigation system... which is underground. [gasps] Oh, wait! The Clover! How could I forget the Clover? We live under this barrier called The Great Clover. I've never actually seen it, (draws Clover emblem on the ground) but we use it as our city emblem.
"ohhhh" is heared all around
Wolf: Hmm. I may know what that is. We'll make camp here for the night.
Kipo: For the night... out here? Uh, my dad must be really worried about me right now, so...
"i miss him " kipo saids with a sigh
[roar echoes]
Kipo: Uh, did you hear that? Because I definitely did. It feels like something we should worry about.
Wolf: [groaning]
(Scene cuts to a view of the stars, then to Kipo and Wolf)
Kipo: So many sparkles! I was not prepared. Why would humans stay underground when every night they could look up and see this?
"it is beatifull" someone saids with a sigh
(Music cuts, showing Wolf frowning)
Wolf: Yeah, it's a real paradise. (turns over and covers her face)
Kipo: That must be the Big Dipper! It's part of Ursa Major. I'm kind of an astronomy buff even though I've never seen a sky before. Ooh! And that bright one, that's Polaris!
Wolf: You see the one that doesn't make any noise?
Kipo: Well, none of them make... Oh. [chuckles nervously] OK. I'll be quiet. You get sleep. [gasps] Aries! That's my birth sign. I've always wanted to see it!
(Camera pans up to the night sky)
Kipo: It's supposed to be a ram if you connect the dots. I guess you can kinda see it if you squint right-
everyone looks at kipo who blushes
Wolf: Kipo!
Kipo: Oh, right. [chuckles]
Wolf: Shh.
(Times skips to the next day, showing a store)
[clattering]
(Camera goes to the inside of the store, showing Wolf and Kipo rummaging through the store's ruins)`
Wolf: Anything that looks useful, take.
(Wolf dives further into the wreckage of a shelf, while Kipo looks around in awe. Kipo then pushes aside a broken glass door to find a carton of milk, which she picks up)
Kipo: "October 23rd, 2020."
(Camera shows Wolf peeking at Kipo through the shelves)
Wolf: Yeah, it's expired by about 200 years.
some people belch
(Wolf moves away, while Kipo rips open the top of the milk carton and tips it. The expired milk comes out solid and hits the floor, shattering. Wolf moves in, holding a spray bottle)
Wolf: Found it!
Kipo: Spot remover? That's for getting out shirt stains. No offense, yours might need a full spin cycle.
some people smirk
[two thuds]
Wolf: Mega Bunny. It's a good thing we're inside- [yells]
(The Mega Bunny thuds through the roof of the building, knocking Kipo and Wolf away)
Kipo: (looks up) Whoa!
Kipo: [gasps, whimpers]
(Kipo looks up at an abandoned building, which has enormous flowers growing from its roof)
Wolf: Definitely a Mega Bunny.
(Camera shows the Mega Bunny sniffing through the hole in the roof)
Kipo: I saw that same Mega Bunny earlier. I named her "Rabbecka." The little ones are so cuddly!
Wolf: You touched the babies?
"is it bad that you touched them" someone asks "very" kipo saids gravely
(The Mega Bunny crashes through the roof, and Kipo and Wolf run behind a wall)
Wolf: [grunts]
Kipo: [exclaims]
(Kipo and Wolf continue running)
Wolf: Why did you touch the babies? Don't you know you can't touch the babies?!
Kipo: But they were so cute.
(Mega Bunny crashes into their path, and Kipo and Wolf turn and run a different way)
Kipo: [yells]
Wolf: Aisle six, baking goods. Aisle seven, drinks. (Wolf skids to a halt, stopping Kipo) Aisle eight, bingo.
(The camera shows the outside of the building being smashed by the Mega Bunny, which then stops and smells something, and moves away from the building. Kipo and Wolf walk out, with Wolf spraying her with a spray can)
Kipo: [coughing] Pretty sure you got the baby scent off of me.
Wolf: You can't be too careful. (The can runs out of spray, and Wolf stops to look at it) Huh? Oh, all out.
kipo sighs she is too carfull sometimes
Kipo: Oh, thank goodness!
Wolf: (pulls out spray can) It's a good thing I found this second bottle. (sprays Kipo)
some people laugh
Kipo: [groans] You've gotta be kidding me! [coughing]
Wolf: This one's Summer Rain.
(The camera switches to a bulding caught in a waterfall, which is partially flooded. Kipo and Wolf swim up through the wreckage and come to the top, where there is air)
Kipo: [gasps]
Wolf: [pants]
Kipo: That is way better than taking the stairs!
(Kipo wrings out her shirt, and then the camera goes to Kipo and Wolf riding a giant lilypad through a river that courses through an abandoned hallway)
Wolf: If you run into anything, act like you're from the surface.
"why does it matter that youre from a borrow" someone asks "lets just say people are a rescourse up top" kipo saids and everyone pales
Kipo: From the surface. Got it. (bends over and scowls)
Wolf: Uh, what are you doing?
Kipo: [deep voice] I'm from the surface, where life is hard. You gotta be tough as nails. Iron and fire... wearing dead animals.
(The river courses into a large room filled with water)
Wolf: Good. You're catching on.
Kipo: This is my angry surface face. Hmm. [normal voice] Whoa, what's that?
(Kipo jumps onto a chair floating in the water, and grabs a telescope hung from the ceiling)
"whew a telescope" someone saids in awe
Kipo: [gasps] There's so much to see when you're not in a cave!
Wolf: Focus, Kipo. (pushes on telescope)
(The telescope pans over the city to a four-way intersection similar in shape to a four-leaf clover)
Kipo: [gasps] That must be it! It looks just like the clover from our emblem. Wow. So that's my home.
"it looks so cool" a child says in awe
Wolf: It's half a day's walk from here, but we'll have to get over Skyscraper Ridge.
Kipo: (pans the telescope away from the intersection to look at Skyscraper Ridge) That looks dangerous.
a few younger children shiver
Wolf: It is. I'm really sticking my neck out for you. And for what?
Kipo: I wish I knew how to repay you. Or if you wanted to come stay with me, I'm sure there'd be a place for you in my burrow.
"and shes here now" kipo saids with a smile and tries to hug wolf who dodges
Wolf: And go all soft and mushy like the rest of you mole people? No, thanks.
"we arent soft" they say offended
(A tongue sticks out from behind them, and Kipo and Wolf jump away from it, falling into the water)
Kipo: [yells]
Wolf: [grunts]
(The tongue retracts, going into Jamack's mouth)
Jamack: Humans.
"eww what is that thing" someone saids in disgust
(Jamack runs across the water towards them, and Wolf leaps out of the water towards him. Jamack sticks out his tongue to grab Wolf's staff, but she uses it to dislatch his tongue and slam him behind her)
Wolf: [grunts]
(Kipo watches, wincing at the sight of the attacks. Jamack throws Wolf out a window, but Wolf uses her staff to catch herself, and then throws herself at Jamack, kicking him into the water. Wolf then jumps back to a wood plank, and hits an ink jar at Jamack, staining his suit)
Jamack: [gasps] (frantically tries to wipe off the ink blot) My shirt! [groans] [pants] It won't come out! [groaning] It's setting!
(Wolf jumps back onto the lilypad, which drifts back towards Kipo)
Wolf: [panting] Careful! That's one of the Mod Frogs. You do not wanna mess with them.
"you are so cool wolf" a child says in awe
Kipo: You're a talking frog!
Wolf: Mm-mm!
Jamack: Huh?
Kipo: [chuckles nervously] I mean, I've seen plenty of talking frogs before... that wear suits. No... No biggie.
Wolf: What my friend means to say is, we have this! (pulls out spot remover)
Jamack: Spot remover! Give it to me!
"why does he care that much about his suit" a man asks
"they are weird" kipo saids
(Wolf holds the spot remover bottle over the edge)
Wolf: If you let us go.
Jamack: [gasps] Look, this is my private office. Was there an "enjoy the view" sign on my door? I think not.
Wolf: We're Mega Bunny hunters. We were just scouting.
Jamack: [groans] Just give me the spot remover. Then I'll decide what to do with you.
(Wolf throws the spot remover out of a window)
Wolf: Oops!
Jamack: [gasps] [shrieking] (extends tongue to catch spot remover, then leans back into the building) Oh, thank... Huh?
"good job wolf" kipo saids with a thumbs up
(Kipo and Wolf run out of the room while Jamack is distracted)
Jamack: (sprays stain) Mega Bunny hunters. Right. Looked more like a burrow girl to me. (Jamack stops and looks at the door) Huh.
"he figured it out" someone saids in fear
(Time skips to night, showing the night sky. The camera then shows Kipo and Wolf walking)
Kipo: [sighs] This does not get old.
Wolf: Lesson five of the surface: Looking up... gets you killed.
everyone shivers
(Kipo and Wolf stop, and Kipo looks up in awe at a tree branching from an old store, with multiple bicycles in its branches)
Kipo: Whoa.
(A light snap sounds, and Wolf whips around and points her staff at Mandu, who broke a twig)
Mandu: [snorts]
Kipo: [gasps] Mandu! You came back! Here, girl!
"i guess she isnt that bad" someone whispers
Mandu: [snorts, squeals] (looks around nervously)
Wolf: Something's wrong.
Kipo: Yeah, you're pointing a nightmare stick at a tiny pig. How do you expect the poor thing to react?
Mandu: [squeals] (runs away)
Wolf: I'm not the one who spooked her.
(A car pulled by a dragonfly comes towards Wolf and Kipo. Two Mod Frogs are inside the car, while Jamack is on the roof of the car)
everyone is scared for kipo
Jamack: Oh, burrow girl! I figured out where you're from. (jumps off the car and lands in front of Kipo and Wolf) Shocker... a burrow! You could lead us to the mother lode of humans. (looks to the side, and then sticks out his tongue, pulling back Mandu) [grunts]
"so they want to find us" someone saids frightend
Mandu: [squeals]
(Camera shows Kipo and Wolf hiding in a bush)
Mod Frog 1: Ah, just a pig.
Kipo: [gasps] (looks out from behind bush)
Mod Frog 2: Eh, at least now we have a snack.
Kipo: No.
(Camera shows Jamack taking Mandu back to the car. Mandu struggles to escape)
Mandu: [squealing]
Kipo: I won't let them take her.
"why would you risk yourself for her" they ask
Wolf: And risk our necks for a mute? See, this is why I work alone.
Kipo: If you like to be alone so bad, maybe you should be. (Comes out of the bush) Put the pig down right now!
Jamack: Burrow girl, there you are. [chuckling]
(The other Mod Frogs move away from the car, and one grabs a bat with spikes, while the other grabs a flail)
some people whimper
Kipo: [whimpers]
Mod Frog 2: [sinister laughter]
(Kipo glances back and sees Wolf running away)
Kipo: Uh... That pig is a bloodthirsty killer. She'll tear you limb from limb.
"Really" wolf saids
Jamack: Mm, yeah. I'll take my chances.
(Mandu bites Jamack's hand, and he yells, dropping her. Kipo quickly grabs Mandu and flees. The Mod Frogs notice, and two get in the car, while Jamack gets on the hood. They chase Kipo and Mandu)
Jamack: [grunts]
(Wolf shows up on a bicycle, and grabs Kipo by the hood with her staff)
Kipo: Wolf! You came back!
Wolf: Yep.
(Wolf throws Kipo into the air, allowing her to use her staff to swiftly turn the bicycle down the road. Kipo lands behind Wolf. The Mod Frogs continue to pursue them)
"you are so cool" people yell
Kipo: [exclaims] [yelps]
(Wolf jumps the bicycle over some stairs, and Jamack sticks his tongue out to move across the light poles to catch up with them)
Kipo: [gasps]
Jamack: [grunting]
(Wolf continues to ride the bicycle down the stairs, which goes through an overhang, which Wolf uses to swing around to kick Jamack in the head into the ground and stab him in the head with the barb on her staff)
Kipo: [gasps] Is he dead?
Wolf: No, but when he wakes up, he'll have a bad headache... and possibly some memory loss.
some people smirk
(Time skips to Kipo, Wolf, and Mandu riding the bike to an abandoned house, driving inside, and then stopping and shutting the door, blocking it with the bike. Kipo and Wolf run further inside)
Wolf: [panting] [grunts] We'll hole up here.
(Wolf and Kipo push a couch, a bookshelf, and a table up against the door)
Kipo: [grunts] Normally, at night, I'd be at home doing my homework. (Sits down with Wolf) Eating a muffin. Not running away from homicidal frogs!
Wolf: (puts hand over Kipo's mouth) Shh!
Jamack: Oh... Oh, my head. I... Wait a minute, why are you following me?
now everyone smirks
Mod Frog 1: Uh, Jamack, we're looking for those humans.
Jamack: Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, just... duh. Let's... let's get back to that then.
Kipo: Whew! Since we've had our first fight and makeup, that makes us officially sisters. (sets hand on Wolf's shoulder)
Wolf: Don't.
Kipo: (lifts hand off Wolf's shoulder) Uh, right.
(The sound of crying catches Kipo and Wolf's attention. They go upstairs and open the door to a room in the house)
everyone is scared for kipo
Kipo: [gasps] There's a baby here. Why is there a baby here?
(Downstairs, the Mod Frogs bust open the door)
Jamack: [grunting]
Wolf: We have to shut that thing up.
Mandu: (runs inside the room and shuts the door) [squealing]
Kipo: (rocks cocoon in her arms) OK, we really need you to hush, little baby.
(Wolf brings her staff closer to the cocoon)
Wolf: I'll put him to sleep. There's a slight chance this'll kill him.
Kipo: (pushes staff away) Don't you dare! (Accidentally pulls on cocoon, revealing baby Dave, who continues crying)
"ewwww" someone shouts
Wolf: A mute? You gotta be kidding me!
Kipo: It's still a baby!
Jamack: Check every room!
Kipo: Shh, shh, shh! [chuckles nervously] [shushing] [whimpers] Do you know any grub nursery rhymes?
[baby's cry echoes]
"Shut up babyyy" someone screams franticly but kipo whispers "shut up" nobody hears her
(Credits roll.)
everyone is tense in fear and are looking at kipo as if worre she isnt really there