-Two Days Later, Inside Custodian Toad[1], General POV-
"Gather round impressionable young minds. Professor Beast's Biology 101 is now in session. Today we'll be exploring the many majestic wonders of the mutant body. Now if this was an ordinary school we'd simply be sitting in our desks right now looking at poorly rendered diagrams in ratty old textbooks. Or perhaps watching an educational video that was produced before any of us were born. But this obviously isn't any ordinary school. This is the Jean Grey School For Higher Leaning and here we prefer a bit more… Grandiose. Behold, the X-Gene, live and in-person the microscopic strand of DNA that makes us who and what we are." Beast gave his lecture in a microscopic form.
"I didn't know something so evil could be so… beautiful," Idie said as she looked at a Chromosome in Beast's hand
"That's cause it's not evil," Luke said, "It's just is,"
"Amazing, would someone take a photo of me with the nucleotides," Broo said as he swam towards nucleotides
"Pass the camera Broo," Luke said as he took the camera, he took few pictures of Broo and even captured the mighty prince of Shi'ar trying to fight Toad's chromosomes.
Genesis holds a chromosome in his hands and was marveled by it "It's all right here, isn't it? This is what makes a man. This is what decides who he is… and what he will become."
"Nah man, just look at Will Smith's son, he has the genes from his dad, yet he is such an uncharismatic douche. Kinda like-" Luke was saying when he noticed Quire swimming next to Idie
"Speaking of exploring someone's physiology… Hi there. Idie, isn't it?" Quire said while trying to flirt.
"If you want to be my boyfriend, Quentin Quire, just know up front that I am not interested in having very many children. Five ought to be plenty." Idie said, halting Quire's advancements and Luke from sending the pink cunt to the sun.
"On second thought…" Quire took a step back,
Luke shook his head and looked at the alien prince "KG, get over here already, we still have a lot more to see before McCoy lets us unshrink. And I don't like the idea of being smaller than an ant."
KG huffed but flew towards his classmates. They walked towards Toad's brain, now they are on it. Beast warns them not to touch anything as they weren't studying brain surgery, that was for next quarter.
They walked along blood vessels, learning that there are roughly 100,000 miles of blood vessels in an adult human body. Luke even took pictures of Shi'ar prince losing to antibodies.
They went to the intestines and then to Toad's mouth.
"Well, that about wraps it up, class. A tour of the mutant body in only five and a half hours. Now, who says learning can't be fun?"
"BLAAAAURRGHH!" Luke puked his breakfast, seeing insides of Toad, the most arguably the disgusting mutant upset his stomach.
"Everyone all together? Good. One flip of the switch to activate the size-altering Pym particles in our suits and…" Beast pressed the button and they regrow to normal size "We're back, safe and sound. Homework assignments in your email inboxes, the telepathic pop quiz is scheduled for some time tonight, and yes Mr. Lucas you are exempt from it due to your condition (AN: Telepathy doesn't work on him) and tomorrow we begin studying the reproductive organs."
"I'm not going into Toad's dick, just give me a Fucking F," Luke said as he stormed off.
The students get out of their protective gear and made their way to a common room.
"Wasn't today's biology class the most amazing experience?" Broo asks his classmates
"Maybe for the first hour or so. After that, it was the worst class trip ever, and now McCoy expects us to go through Toad's genitals?" Luke exclaimed "Biology is officially my least favorite class,"
"Don't be like that, we get to detail our thoughts on the matter in the form of an essay, that is so exciting," Broo said as he smiled
"We just took a vote, sleazy. It's official. We all hate you," Quire said, and Luke had to agree with the pink cunt at that moment.
But then Idie noticed Genesis being bothered by something "Genesis, are you all right?"
"I find myself… Troubled by today's lesson. By very many things, in fact. I feel my life was much simpler before I ever came to this school," Genesis said
"Yeah, something tells me you're wrong about that, pal," Quire said
"I was declared unsound today!" Angel said proudly.
"Is that why news organizations said you lost your company?" Luke asked out loud
"RUNT!" Wolverine shouted as he walked into the common room "Come With Me!"
Luke followed after him, "So where are we going, hope not to the Avengers Tower," he half-joked,
"Heh, don't worry, Rogers already forgot about you," Wolverine said as they walked into a ship.
"Hope you don't get spacesick," Wolverine said as he started the spaceship
"What? Why? Where are we - AHHHHH!" Luke screamed as they took off to space.
-Scene Change: Doctor McCoy's Lab, With Kitty Pryde-
Kitty Pryde was sitting on a hospital bed, holding her pregnant belly "Henry… I have no idea how this happened." she said
"Then perhaps we should enroll you in one of Professor Gambit's health classes," Beast joked
"You know what I mean, two days ago, I wasn't pregnant and now here I am, about to pop," Kitty said
Beast applied the fluid to Kitty's stomach for an ultrasound "Just hold still,"
"I tried to call Peter (Colossus), but… I didn't know what to say, how could I let this happen? Here I am running a school. I'm supposed to be the responsible one. I'm supposed to set a good example." Kitty said, and then pressure hit her "I'm going to be a horrible mother."
"You will be an amazing mother of that I have no doubt," Beast reassured her, "And I will be absolutely the greatest uncle who has ever lived, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's just have a look. Let's see at… OH, MY STARS!" Henry exclaimed after seeing the baby
"Henry, what's the matter?"
"Don't move! I'm sounding the alarm!"
"Alarm? Why would you-"
"Just try to remain calm! Please! I'll get them out! Kitty, I swear to god, I will get them out'" Hank all but shouted
"Them? Henry show me, my baby!"
"I'm sorry, Kitty, but you're not pregnant," Henry said showing Kitty the micro Brood's in her belly "...You're under attack!"
School went under lockdown protocol, students moved to safe zones, except for Warbird, KG, and Broo.
The Beast, Iceman, Rachel Grey, Lockheed, Kid Gladiator, and Warbird shrinks down and goes into Kitty's belly in order to fight these micro Brood aliens.
In the meanwhile, an alien named Professor Xanto Starblood attacks the X-Mansion to find Broo and kill him due to the danger he represents, according to him, a compassionate Brood was unnatural and in the name of science should die.
After Starblood hurt Kitty Pryde, however, Broo lost control of his urges and attacks Starblood with intend to kill. The aftermath of this action leaves him mentally scarred, showing him that deep down, he was still a barbaric Brood.
-Scene Change: Planet Sin, The Milky Way Galaxy On The Edge of Ungovered Space, With Wolverine and Luke-
Luke and Logan were wearing tuxedos, walking towards a space casino.
"You know, I expected first place I would go once I was in space would be Moon or maybe Mars, but definitely not this Space Vegas."
"You keep your voice down and follow my lead. I'll play roulette for a while, putting small amounts on Red, then I'll act like I get restless and bet it all on Red 1, you'll use gravity powers to make sure the ball lands on it, we'll win 35 to 1, and then move to a different table until we have enough, and if something goes wrong, take the money and run, got it?"
"Got it, but question: Why? If this is about money I can probably make diamonds out of graphite,"
Wolverine stops at his tracks, "You can?" he asks in surprise
"I think so, never tried it before, but if someone were to help with heat, it should be super easy, barely an inconvenience," Luke said with a shrug
"So you aren't sure … Let's call that Plan B," he fixes his bow tie "For now, it's Show Time."
Wolverine walks in and bets small amounts on Red each time, making losing a little under 2,000 dollars, Logan then said "Red 1, all in,". Betting the equivalent of 100,000 dollars.
Luke uses his gravity powers to make sure the ball lands on Red 1. Winning equivalent of 3,500,000 dollars.
Wolverine takes his savings and goes to a faraway table and does the same thing, they won the equivalent of 122,500,000 dollars this time.
Then he does the same thing again winning the equivalent of 4,287,500,000 dollars, Wolverine collects his winnings and meets up with Luke.
They were about to walk out, but the monitoring room noticed that someone won over 4 Billion dollars by betting on Red 1, three times.
Guards were informed of them and the first guard to finally find them said "Humans. Whenever we have trouble here, it's either a human or a Badoon. Never fails,"
Then several guards surround them "Leaving so soon, gentlemen?" one of them said.
Logan sends him a look that says grab the money and run, but Luke does one better "Shinra Tensei!" guards were sent flying. He then grabbed Logan and started flying towards the ship
While they were flying one of the guards hits Logan with an advanced weapon, knocking him out, "LOGAN!" Luke screams, regardless he manages to get Logan and himself into the spaceship and leaves the planet…
-A Few Hours Later-
"What the… What happened?" Logan asked after he finally woke up.
"You passed out," Luke said
"How are you… how are you flying the ship?" Logan asked
"I'm not, not really, I'm using my powers to fly the ship. We got the money though, which is nice,"
"How long until we got to Earth?"
"With my powers? Give or take 720 years, so it's best if we land on a planet and you actually fly this thing," Luke said
"Heh, good work runt, good work,"
-Back In X-Mansion-
Rachel Grey and Husk[2] were standing next to a tree with "Diamonds the size of Grapefruit" as Rachel puts it "Krakoa says he can grow as many as we need. Says we should've just told him we were short on cash. I'd say our money problems are officially over,"
"Wow, so… I guess everything's going to be all right after all?" Husk asks
"Yeah… certainly looks that way," Rachel says, not noticing Broo standing on top of the tree, crying to the revelation of his evil nature, and not-so-suppressed instincts.
-Next Morning, Luke's POV-
We finally made it back to Earth, and let me tell you this much, trying to play I spy with Wolverine in space can make him stabby.
Anyway, I was walking in the front yard, going to my room to get ready for class when I noticed a tree with diamonds the size of grapefruit, I went there to see if they were real, but I heard a small sobbing.
I looked around and didn't see anyone, but then I used my sensing ability and found little Broo on top of the tree, so I flew next to him, "Hey Broo, are you alright?"
"Ah, friend Luke, sorry about that, I didn't want to worry you," Broo said as he cleaned his eyes
"I don't mind... Do you wanna talk about it? It might help," I said
He looked conflicted but then told me everything that happened after Logan took me to Space Vegas.
How Kitty got pregnant with micro Broods, attack of Starblood, and how he lost himself to his instinct...
"Sorry to hear that Broo, but do you wanna know the difference between you and other Broods?"
"What is it?" he asked, his eyes were enlarged,
"A Brood would mindlessly attack anyone, but you only lost control when someone you care about was hurt. And having self-control only to lose it when someone or something precious to us is threatened is as close to being human as one can get," I told him
"Thank you for your kind words Luke, I feel much better now," Broo said as he got up
I ruffled his head a bit "Don't mention it, also don't let Idie see you crying, most girls don't like guys crying in front of them,'"
"Thank you once more for your wise words, I will be sure to repay you for it," he said
"Don't mention it," I said as I flew away, going to my bed, only for my alarm to go off, "Shit! Biology 101 with Professor McCoy is in 20 minutes,"
Characters:
Toad [1]: Mortimer "Mort" Toynbee is a classic X-Men villain, part of Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, despite that is treated as a joke character by everyone. He is now a janitor in the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning. Although he is fairly powerful.
Husk [2]: Paige Guthrie is a mutant with the power to change her skin to a different chemical or element. She is the sister of Cannonball. She is also a teacher in the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning.