Chapter 9: Erras, the Wishgranter ~ lol I dont know what to put here

Roxas here! I know this sounds crazy... But since Seph is dead, I may as well take over and put my own little spin on this.

Well, the Wishgranter lives, according to multiversal myth, "in the world unknown to many, yet known to the seeker of the Orbs." Thing is, I'd already won one at auction, not knowing what it was – and I was finally ready to find out.

Well, the second one was on Mobius. I had to tussle with Roboninkompoop Robotnik on the way to it, because as soon as he got word, he wanted them for himself! Well, knowing anything's possible, I teamed up with Sonic, Sally, and the rest of the Freedom Fighters (who I'd rather call the Furry Force, but I'd get sued by Mobians for it) and rekt wrecked him.

Then, it was off to the treacherous world of the Mushroomers Unconcia, where I had to deal with the Psycho Iris and Waluigi. They fused into the all-powerful (maybe not so much, since my Keyblade scratched him when I comboed, but he calls himself such) Psycho Waluigi. Fortunately, I had Summon Cards, which I quickly used to summon Lovelitchi (dunno why I have that card, but Seph has Meloditchi, so why not?) and put him to sleep with some damn good singing that makes my ears spasm singing so cutesy, Seph wanted to strike that griz out and make it sound like it's absolutely horrible and I never want to experience it again, but at least it put him to sleep and allowed me to get the freak outta there with the third ball.

The fourth was located in Videoland. Seph had talked about conquering it, but never did until the Fire Nation attacked he realized there was no way to raid Exor without Captain N's help He became the badass everyone knows he is and whopped Smithy so good we had no choice but to bring a robot-sized body bag with us. Now, Princess Lana recognized the name instantly – I am the partner-in-crime of a genocidal freak kid-loving, crime-hating politician (he actually slapped for that one. OUCH) and decided to immediately have Captain N and Simon Belmont attack me. After wanting to cuddle with her in bed wanting her affection to themselves, they started arguing about her like an Ace Attorney standoff plus fisticuffs I knocked them out with a couple of unstated Riot Breakers and went for the orb. I left afterward, thinking about how I need some girl's affection. Thank God I have a girlfriend (EDIT: SHE'S DEAD! SOME BASTARD POISONED HER WITH SHROOMS, AND NOW SHE'S DEAD! WAAAAAHHHHH I'M JUST CRYING RIGHT NOW.)

Now, the fifth and panultimate one was on Termina. The moon was falling, it was pretty cool freaking evil. Well, it was in Link's hands (I know what you're thinking... WHERE THE HELL IS SORA!?), and I decided to duel him for it. Well, I won, but only by cheating by means unknown (Arcane spells work just as well as a Gameshark, yo. )

The last one was the most treacherous... By the time I learned of its location, it was in the hands of the Smithy Gang – Bowyer, to be exact. Fortunately, Mario was dealing with him as is, and all I had to do is pickpocket him (I'm a master pickpocket and lockpicker, you know.) And now... I went to the Altar of Wishes, at Kuz-Kuza, pretty close to my own vacation home on the Koiseko-owned Hawbad Island. Now, I know what I wanted, since I learned Erras granted three wishes – revive Seph, a couple trillion guld, and to try and see if I could visit her (Xion) by going between the Overworld and the Afterworld.

Now, I set the orbs up on the altar, and summoned him in plain English... Sure enough, I saw a genie-like being pop up from the Orbs...

"3000 years... That is how many years since all 7 orbs were gathered. Tell me, Sir, what might your name be?" "Roxas, of the Earthling society of Sifa, O Wishgranter. Now, give me these three things: for the first wish, revive Revure Sephiroth III Harikura."

This, he did – Sephiroth appeared before me instantly.

"For my second wish: I want one trillion guld. Make the rich kid richer, man."

A large sack of 1000 guld notes appeared, which I took.

I closed my eyes, worried about rejection – the Afterworld is a place for immortals, gods, and the dead only. "And my third wish... I want to visit my girlfriend Xion anytime I by physically going up to the Afterworld!"

The Wishgranter shook his head, and said: "I apologize for your grief, but that I cannot grant. The Afterworld is for immortals, gods, and the dead who have gone for judgement."

Tears fell from eyes. Seph said it was natural, but if I really wanted to, he could have anyone I ever wanted – we were best friends, after all.

"Thanks, Seph... Just let me move on.", I said, unaware the girl of my dreams was only a few feet away.