ULTIMATE FUCKRAGE: METAL FUCKING BABY ON A PIKE WHILE THE POPE MASTURBATES TO SATAN
Astride his fecal spaceship, Jaune ruminated on the various concoctions that ruined his mind and body. With an indeterminate slip of mindless fuckrage, he destroyed the entire universe and shat on an unsuspecting cancer survivor.
With his objectives completed, he went to a star and summoned three gigatrillion asteroids and hurled them at Bulgaria, destroying it entirely. Then, he masturbated. "Oh yeah, you touch my tra la la."
No one ever laughed afterwards. How could they? They don't even have mouths.
This was it. This was all that existed. Nothing but a bubble, him and his imagination.