Newsies put into conversations my friends and I have had:
RACE: Is Earth a planet?
DAVEY: Uh, yes?
RACE: I just wasn't sure. You can't tell anymore these days. Like with Pluto.
DAVEY:...Race, Pluto was demoted to dwarf planet 14 years ago.
DAVEY: What are you guys doing?!
SNIPESHOOTER: Filling water balloons from your hose because Kloppman said we were using too much water.
RACE: If you go away and leave us alone, we won't use them on you.
BLINK: Why doesn't Mickey Mouse have a shirt? It's a kids show for Pete's sake!
MUSH: Probably because he can't fit one over his ears.
BLINK: So does like Minnie's dress have a zipper or something? How does she zip it with those glove hands?
MUSH: Can you stop psychoanalyzing 'Mickey Mouse Clubhouse', we're supposed to be babysitting your cousin.
SPOT: If you don't get on this roller coaster right now I swear I will carry you on and hold you in place while the attendant comes to check that the restraints are secure. This is the only one I haven't done yet and we're leaving soon.
RACE: Fine I'm coming.
SPOT *AFTER RACE IS SEATED: Good, it's about time- OH CRAP THIS ONE GOES BACKWARDS HELP SOMEBODY I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WENT BACKWARDS
DAVEY *WATCHING THE PARENT TRAP: Why didn't they just tell the parents they knew about the other twin?
SPOT: Shut up this is my favorite part.
JACK: Listen everybody we can either buy snacks at the movies or try to smuggle them in.
CRUTCHY: Buy them.
SPOT: Smuggle them in.
RACE: Steal them once we get there.
SPOT: Race did it. Race killed him.
DAVEY *WALKS IN:W-what?
SPOT: In the kitchen. With the knife.
DAVEY: ...
RACE *OPENS CLUE ENVELOPE: Gosh dang it you're right.
RACE: *SITTING IN A TREE WITH FILLED WATER BALLOONS*
CRUTCHY: *WALKS PAST*
RACE: *ALMOST DROPS ONE BEFORE REALIZING IT'S CRUTCHY*
RACE: That was close.
CRUTCHY: *HEARS AND LOOKS UP*
CRUTCHY: You're doing it wrong, you have to get people to look up first so it lands on their face.
RACE: ...I'm so proud of you.
JACK: WHO ATE MY CHEETOS?!
RACE *ORANGE ALL OVER FINGERS: ...
JACK: I feel like Sherlock Holmes. This is exciting.