Later after school; Sonic had appeared at the now empty Owl House and entered it.
He shivered.
"Bit drafty. I should get a door for this temporary residence of my own." said Sonic.
He ran off and returned with lots of wood before quickly setting up a door with an owl head on it.
Sonic sighed.
"There, all better. Now to do some of this homework that really isn't mine to begin with." said Sonic.
"Hoot hoot, password please." the owl headed door said sounding like Hop Pop.
But Sonic poked the doors eyes.
"OW!" yelled the door.
"Fuck you Mouse Breath, let me in." said Sonic.
"Fine, fine, fine." said the door.
It opened up and Sonic entered the house before the door closed.
Sonic then dropped a satchel and pulled out a ton of potions and a book before skimming through it.
"Now lets see, the assignment was to make a potion that can attract sand worms." said Sonic.
He shivered in fear.
"Like I didn't already have a sand worm like incident." said Sonic.
He skimmed through the book again.
"There we go." said Sonic.
He set the book down and placed the potions he needed on the table before setting an empty jar on it.
"2 cups of roosters blood from the anus." said Sonic.
He grabbed a dead rooster and squeezed it until blood poured from it's butt into the jar.
He tossed the rooster away and looked at the book again.
"A splash of Zintranal from mouth into jar after gargling it." said Sonic.
He then grinned.
He grabbed a bottle and drank the contents of it before gargling it up and spat it in the jar with chicken blood.
"Gross." said Sonic.
He looked at the book again.
"Pinch of Kiman powder." Sonic read.
He grabbed a jar of a green powder and opened it up before grabbing some powder between his fingers and put it in the mixing jar.
The hedgehog looked at the book again.
"Venom of a tamed rattlesnake." said Sonic.
He reached in the satchel and pulled out a rattlesnake while shivering in fear.
The snake rattled its tail angrily.
Sonic opened its mouth and stuck a fang in the jar before some venom seeped down in it.
He tossed the snake.
"Never again." said Sonic.
He looked at the book.
He whistled.
"Urine of a griffin." said Sonic.
He ran off before returning with a jar of yellow liquid.
He sniffed it before covering his nose.
Interview Gag
"Disgusting." He said.
End Interview Gag
He poured it in the mixing jar.
The hedgehog looked at the book again.
He groaned.
"A Shoe of a Hedgehog?" He asked.
He looked at his shoes.
"Nope, not happening." said Sonic.
He did some thinking and pulled out his phone before pulling up a profile of Burf the Loon on it.
"Huh, I get Penstagram here." said Sonic.
He scrolled through everything and saw something.
It was a picture of a huge mansion similar to the mansion from the Scooby Doo Where Are You intro.
Later; the hedgehog appeared at the mansion before running into it and back out with a pair of shoes.
He then returned to the owl house and put the shoes in the mixing bowl.
He looked at the book.
"Mix well for five minutes." said Sonic.
He grabbed a mixing spoon and mixed the formula around very quickly.
The potion started to violently react before the hedgehog ran to the porch of the house and some of the potion shot out of the jar before landing somewhere very far away.
He walked back in the house.
"Hopefully that didn't backfire miserably." said Sonic.
But a knocking was heard at the door.
The hedgehog groaned.
He walked to the door and opened it up to see an angry Amity.
"Care to explain this?" Amity said while pointing to her older brother and sister named Edric and Emira who were both riding sand worms like they were bulls.
"YEE HAW COWBOY!" yelled Edric.
Sonic chuckled.
"Nice, the sand worm attractant potion worked." said Sonic.
Amity became mad.
"Seriously?" She asked.
"Hey it was my homework assignment." said Sonic.
"You mean Burf the Loon's homework assignment. Now you'd better-"Amity said before being interrupted by Sonic.
"Hang on a second, I need proof that the potion works." said Sonic.
He pulled out a notebook and a pencil.
"NOW HOLD IT!" yelled Sonic.
The sand worms and Edric and Emira all froze in the air.
Sonic nodded and quickly drew a picture of the frozen pose.
"THAT'S GREAT, RESUME WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" yelled Sonic.
The worms as well as Edric and Emira resumed what they were doing.
"When you said you were posing as this Burf guy, I didn't think you'd be an even more convincing Burf then Burf." said Amity.
"I could even be a very convincing Sasha from Amphibia." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
A worm was worming around a room before a human hand slammed down on the worm before picking it up, revealing the hand was from a human girl named Sasha.
"You know, life's not fair. Me and my friend Marcy convinced a friend of ours named Anne to steal a music box with frog designs on it from a thrift shop for her birthday, and now we're all in this strange land." said Sasha.
She chuckled.
"I may not be able to escape this tower, but you won't see the light of day." Sasha said before she was about to eat the worm.
However a familiar voice is heard.
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?" asked the evil Toad.
Sasha groaned and turned to see Captain Grime.
"You've got me prisoner here for three months now, what else am I supposed to do?" said Sasha.
End Cutaway Gag
"But don't worry, this sand worm thing won't get out of hand." said Sonic.
But then Gus and Willow appeared panting from exhaustion.
"Sand worms...destroyed...my...plants." said Willow.
"Even...my...human...objects." said Gus.
Sonic groaned.
"Shit." said Sonic.
He grabbed the potions book and looked at the sand worm attractant potion page.
"The antidote for this potion is...hedgehog urine." said Sonic.
"Gross." said Amity.
"Hey, I already got griffin pee." said Sonic.
He pulled out a two liter bottle of grape soda and drank the entire contents very quickly.
"This guy actually looks like this Burf guy we've been hearing about?" said Gus.
"Pretty much." said Amity.
Sonic sighed and lowered the bottle down to his privates, but saw everyone staring at him and glared at them.
"Do you mind?" said Sonic.
"Yes." said Gus.
"Turn around, I can't go when I know people are watching." said Sonic.
The witches turned around as Sonic started taking a leak in the bottle.
He finished up.
"There we go." said Sonic.
He pulled out a stick of dynamite and stuck it in the bottle before pulling out a match and struck it on his foot and lit the dynamite before putting the top on it.
The hedgehog spun dash very quickly and tossed the bottle towards the sand worms before it exploded.
The sand worms gagged in disgust before slithering off as Edric and Emira fell on the ground.
"Damn, I was enjoying this." said Edric.
"There, all done." said Sonic.
He walked back in the house before closing the door.
"Did he seriously forget about us?" said Willow.
Gus nodded.
"He did." said Gus.
Willow groaned.
"I wish our best friend Luz was here." She said.
Willow then became confused.
"Just out of curiosity, why is Sonic the Hedgehog on the Boiling Isles?" said Willow.
"Something about posing as a student called Burf the Loon who looks like him as a favor for Principal Bump." said Amity.
The two were shocked.
"You're kidding right?" said Gus.
"Nope, he told me about it." said Amity.
Willow did some thinking.
"Burf the Loon, isn't he the trouble making student whose parents give a hefty donation to the school every week?" said Willow.
Amity nodded.
"Yeah that's the one." said Amity.
"And he's in the human world right now?" said Gus.
"It's an assumption." said Amity.
