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He blinked when Shippo suddenly climbed up on his shoulder, but relaxed when Kagome placed her small hand into the crevice of her elbow and proceeded to walk in the direction of the village.

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Kagome and Touga walked back to the village.

"How 'bout we have some fun with Inuyasha?" Touga asked with a devious grin.

"Of course! What did you have in mind?" Kagome asked as she too started grinning.

"Lets just say that arrogant pup of mine is in a lot of trouble. And I'm sure Shippo would greatly enjoy watching Inuyasha suffer." Touga said with a devious chuckle.

"Touga-san, you're terrible." Kagome said, eager to see that baka get his ass handed to him by his own father like the kid he is. 'Seriously, even Shippo is even more mature than Bakayasha most of the time.' she thought to herself.

Shippo, who was still small enough to ride on Touga's shoulder, was already plotting and scheming of ways to get back at that baka, not only for breaking Kagome's heart, but for all the torture that the rabid dog put him through all those years. And Touga was the key to pulling it off.

When they reached the outskirts of the the village, Touga turned to Kagome and said "If you start seeing strange things happening, it's only me. However, I don't want Inuyasha to know of my return quite yet. Let me have some fun first."

And with that, Kagome and Shippo walked back back into the village, while Touga stayed on the outskirts of the village inside his soundproof barrier, waiting for the perfect opportunity to knock some sense into his thick headed pup.

"Maybe I'll spank him with his own sword." Touga said with an evil look in his eyes that promised pain and humiliation for his youngest pup that he would never live down for as long as he lives.

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Back in Inuyasha's Forest

Inuyasha just stood there frozen, too shocked to move. For two and a half years, he would visit the well every three days in hope that maybe Kagome would would return to him. Eventually he gave up and tried to move on. Not too long after that, Shiori, the koumori hanyou they saved during their journey showed up at Edo. Last they saw her, she was just a little girl. Now she has grown into a beautiful young hanyou that caught Inuyasha's eye. It wasn't long before everyone in Edo was aware of their 'status'. Eventually they returned to the village.

A few minutes later, Kagome emerged from the forest with Shippo on her shoulder. Both of them trying to keep a straight face and hold back there laughter. "I hope Touga-sama hurries up. I don't know how long I can keep up the act." Shippo whispered to Kagome.

"I know. This is gonna be great." Kagome whispered back.

Just then, Inuyasha emerged from the hut. "H-hi Kagome." Inuyasha stuttered with an expression on his face showing many different emotions. Surprise, shock, joy, but most of all, nervousness and guilt. "I-I'm sorry, about w-what you s-saw." Inuyasha once again stuttered. What came next shocked everyone.

"It's fine." Kagome said casually. Even though what happened hurt, inside she knew it wasn't meant to be and she had to move on. But that didn't make it hurt any less.

However, with the help of a certain trickster kitsune and a devious inu, Kagome would finally make Inuyasha suffer like she did all those years ago and Shippo would finally give Inuyasha what he deserved for treating him like a punching bag all those years ago and while Kagome was gone. Right now Shippo was in killing prank mode. The day he's been looking forward to was finally here, and he would cherish every second of it. It would be his greatest victory and the best day of his life. And the best part was, Inuyasha couldn't do shit about it so he would get away with ALL of it.

Inuyasha just stood there, wide-eyed and frozen, and babbling illogically not noticing the miko walking past him into the hut casually as if she didn't just see her first love with another. The only thing going on in his dense head right now is 'WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!' After what seemed like forever, he finally managed to walk back to the hut. Just then, he senses an all too familiar aura. Less than a minute later, a very familiar wolf makes himself known with a cloud of dust. "Get lost ya wimpy wolf." Inuyasha growled. "Screw you and up yours mutt face. I didn't come here to fight. I…"

"KOGAAAA!"

"Oh SHIT." Koga whispered in anger and fear, tail literally between his legs eyes wider than Totosai's. He tried to run, but then yelped in pain when a certain hanyou decided to take this opportunity and grab his tail holding him still long enough for his very angry and pissed off mate to catch him and drag him off all the way back to the den by his tail.

"Thanks Inuyasha. I've been chasing wolfykins here for hours" Ayame said giving a 'your in big trouble' look at Koga then took off dragging a very angry wanting revenge Koga by the tail.

"Don't mention it Ayame. Any time that flea bag gets outta hand or needs to be taught a lesson, just bring him here and I'll do it for free." Inuyasha said with the creepiest smile ever.

"Thanks. That might be sooner than later." Ayame said while Koga glared at Inuyasha with a look in his eyes that promised vengeance.

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While all of this was happening, Touga, who saw the whole thing, fell over laughing and was now on the ground, holding his stomach, trying and failing to get himself together. It wasn't until he looked up that he saw his eldest standing over him that he finally managed to pull himself together enough to talk. "Hello Sesshomaru, how long have you been here." Touga said finally able to talk straight.

"Long enough. Care to explain how you are here and why you were laughing like you were dying?" Sesshomaru asked. Touga told him everything that has happened since his revival and his plans for Inuyasha. When he was done explaining, Sesshomaru was on his ass laughing almost as hard as his father. "Sesshomaru, you only smile when you kill something. Are you about to destroy a village?" Touga asked with one eyebrow raised and a look that said 'what the hell'.

"N-no." Sesshomaru managed to say.

"Then why are you laughing like you just slaughtered all of Japan?" Touga asked, still not sure what's going on.

"Be-because when Inuyasha finds out, he's go-gonna have a fit. May I join you?" Sesshomaru asked after he finally managed to calm down.

"The more the merrier. Now what do you have in mind?"

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Back in Kaede's hut

Kagome walked with Shippo by her side. Both had devious smiles on their faces. "Kagome, Shippo, what's with the look." Sango asked, knowing something was about to happen and from the look on their faces it had to be something funny. "Should we tell them?" Shippo whispered. "I'm sure he won't mind. Besides, the more the merrier, right?" Kagome whispered back. "Right." Shippo answered. Throughout the explanation, Sango and Miroku's faces went from shock to anger to disbelief and finally amusement.

When Kagome finished explaining, to say that Sango and Miroku were shock into the next world would still be an understatement. "So let me get this straight, you finally let go of your feelings for Inuyasha, after 3 years the well finally let you back through, the great and powerful Inu No Taisho has returned from the dead and is helping you teach Inuyasha a lesson?!" Sango clarified. "Pretty much, yeah. "Kagome said casually as if it was the most normal thing that's happened to her. "We want in!" Sango and Miroku exclaimed in unison. "You're in." Kagome said. By now, they all had the same devious smirk on their faces, each plotting their own revenge.

Suddenly they all sensed a familiar demonic aura and sighed. They peeked outside just in time to see Ayame dragging Koga into the forest by the tail. They all busted out laughing so hard they were holding their stomachs. Even Kirara was rolling around on her back just about ready to cough up the world's biggest hairball.

O-OH MY KAMI!" Sango managed to say between hysterical laughter.

What they saw next was what had them almost dying from laughing. Inuyasha was tied from head to toe with only his face showing to a tree branch where the whole village could see him. What was worse was that everyone in the village came out to see what was going on. Inuyasha's face was cherry red from embarrassment. "WHO DID THIS!" The enraged hanyou screamed while trying in vain to get free.

Back on the outskirts of the village, behind a soundproof barrier. Sesshomaru and Touga were rolling on the ground while holding their stomachs laughing themselves sick.

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