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Back on the outskirts of the village, behind a soundproof barrier. Sesshomaru and Touga were rolling on the ground while holding their stomachs laughing themselves sick.

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"O-OH MY KAMI!" Touga and Sesshomaru managed to get out between fits of hysterical laughter in unison. Both inu could not believe that Inuyasha fell for such an obvious trick. Even a mere child like Shippo could tell what happened. After what seemed like hours, the two inu daiyoukai managed to pull themselves together enough that they could speak clearly.

The elder daiyoukai was the first to recover from his fit of laughter. "I wish this could last forever, but unfortunately, it's time I made my appearance." Touga said as he and Sesshomaru stood up, wiping the tears from their eyes. They casually brushed the dirt off of their haori sleeves and straightened their armor.

"Indeed. I too wish this could continue. What a shame." Sesshomaru said, a smirk still on his face. He only wished to witness his little brother's embarrassed just a bit more before he departed back to Rin and Jaken. He did not like to leave the little girl alone for too long. The little kappa youkai would squawk about how he had to babysit an 'irritable' child until Sesshomaru was forced to shut him up with a quick blow to the head.

"Who says the fun has to end, Sesshomaru? I am not done yet." Touga said with his own smirk. Anyone who the inu daiyoukai knew that look meant he was up to no good and should run for the hills. The look was impish and full of mischief that made Touga's golden eyes gleam like topaz in the sunlight.

Suddenly, they heard a thud. What they saw made their smirks grow wide. Inuyasha was in the ground, but soon he was up. "That's my cue." Touga said as he rushed off towards the group, leaving his eldest son behind in the barrier. Before Inuyasha could call an attack, in the blink of an eye, Touga had Inuyasha over his lap, Tetsusaiga in his hand and started spanking Inuyasha with it, laughing at the predicament he had placed his youngest son in.

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Inuyasha struggled with his binding, his face still the color of his haori before he finally managed to hook a claw to the ropes and freed himself. All was golden until he remembered one small detail a few seconds too late. He was tied to the bottom tree branch, that dangled just a few several meters from the hard ground below. And as soon as the ropes were cut, Inuyasha fell face first into the ground.

Soon all the villagers went back to what they were doing while chuckling among themselves, leaving a very angry Inuyasha in the ground. While the rest of the inu-tachi were struggling to hold another fit of laughter in making their sides ache. They slowly made their way over to the irate hanyou, tears still leaking from their eyes and hands over their mouths to muffle giggles.

"As always, all brawn and no brain. Inuyasha, you're a bigger baka then Miroku is a hentai." Shippo wise cracked from the safety of Kagome's arms, ignoring said houshi's cry.

When Inuyasha got up, he sensed an unfamiliar presence, immediately drew Tetsusaiga and was about to call an attack. But, faster than even he could see, Tetsusaiga was gone, and he was leaning over something, and there was a pain in his rear end.

Sesshomaru watched as his father disciplined Inuyasha in one of the most embarrassing ways possible. Soon he could not take it anymore. He once again fell back into his laughter, tears rolling down his eyes. He was too busy laughing that he had not noticed when he accidentally dropped his soundproof barrier or when someone grabbed his leg and dragged him out of the bushes.

"About t-time you s-showed up. W-what took s-so long?" Kagome got out through her uncontrollable laughter.

"Am I not allowed to have fun?" Touga said sarcastically. "It has been over 200 years since I've had a good laugh. Plus, Sesshomaru is in on it to." Touga added as he continued to spank his youngest with his sword. When he finally stopped, he pushed Inuyasha off his lap and stood up, looking down at Inuyasha with a satisfied childish look on his face as he placed Tetsusaiga by Inuyasha.

Inuyasha, rubbing his sore behind, was in too much pain to notice someone was standing over him with with a creepy childish smile on his face. His mind soon cleared, but before he could say anything everyone heard laughing coming from the bushes. Touga walked over and pulled Sesshomaru away from his hiding spot. Everyone with the exception of Touga stared in shock, eyes wide as can be.

Touga grabbed Sesshomaru's arm and pulled him to his feet. When Sesshomaru finally calmed down, he saw everyone staring at him. "What? Am I not allowed to laugh at my brother's humiliating punishment?" Sesshomaru said with a smirk.

Inuyasha grabbed Tetsusaiga and pointed it at the two inu daiyoukai. "What are you doing here bastard?" He said, then looked from Sesshomaru to Touga. "And just who the hell are you?" He said, pointing the sword at Touga.

"Inuyasha, you would use your sword against your own father? That's just low." Kagome said, placing her hands on her hips and shaking her head in disappointment. But then she remembered that Touga had died the day Inuyasha was born. 'Duh, he would not know what Touga-san looks like! Oh well, this is too funny!'

"Kagome is right pup, using your sword against your own father. I'm disappointed in you Inuyasha." Touga chastised, but the chesire cat grin on his face gave away his facade. The inu knew that his youngest would not know just what he looked like since his untimely death over 2 centuries ago. He soon erupted back into another fit of chuckles. He was truly enjoying himself at the moment. It felt good to be alive and see his sons again.

Inuyasha's eyes were practically bulging out of his head at what he just heard. "How are you back?" he asked, lowering his sword. "And how did you all know about this and I didn't?!" Inuyasha yelled at everyone.

"The Kamis brought me back." Touga answered.

"He found me and Shippo under a tree after I saw you with Shiori. We decided to have a little fun with you. When I got back to the village, we told Miroku and Sango." She pointed over her shoulder at the couple, who were still holding in their laughter. "They wanted a piece of the action, so I let them in on it. We knew what was happening the whole time and you were clueless. And it looks like he got Sesshomaru in on it too." Kagome explained with a look of amusement on her face.

"Yes, Sesshomaru found me laughing my ass off from watching that little scene with the ookami." Touga explained. His smile faded when a very familiar presence tickled at his senses and a shiver traveled down his spine. What the hell was she doing so close to here? Had she sensed his return as Sesshomaru did?

Suddenly, everyone sensed a powerful demonic aura. Everyone got into fighting positions. Touga quickly hid in the bushes and masked his presence. Right now he looked like a scared little kid. He did not know why Kimi showed up and REALLY didn't want deal with her, and for good reasons. She made his life a living hell. If she found out that he was back again, she would never leave him alone. And while he did not want to kill the mother of his eldest, Touga seriously thought about it at times. Luckily when he died the first time, the mating mark between them went away as well. All he could do now was watch and hope she does not find him.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Everyone exclaimed in unison.

"M-mother?" To say Sesshomaru was shocked would be the understatement of the century. His once beautiful mother now looked like a hideous beast in his eyes. 'Just what has happened to her?'

"That's your mother?" Kagome asked, still in shocked. She had pictured the mother of Sesshomaru to be just as beautiful as he and his father were. Not looking like some demon from Hell.

A snort left the hanyou as his mouth twisted up in large grin as he laughed. "I see where you get your looks from, bastard. You look just like her." Inuyasha wise cracked while holding up Tetsusaiga. Even with everything that is happened and what's going on now, Inuyasha just could not resist the temptation to get back at his brother.

"Osuwari." Kagome whispered, so the spell would not keep him down as long considering what was happening right now. He had no right to make jokes about someone's mother. As fast as he went down, he was up again, cursing under his breath, as he got back into position, raising the Tetsusaiga again.

"Keh!" he sniffed as he rubbed the dirt off his face from his brief encounter with the ground.

"Hello Sesshomaru." Kimi greeted her son. Her voice matching her appearance as the beasts of hell that were controlling her spoke to the group of heroes in front of them. She flicked a strand of deep burgundy hair off her shoulder as she smiled, showing off her long gleaming fangs.

"What happened to you?" Sesshomaru asked, still in shock. He did not even bother to hide the shocked expression on his face. Last he had seen his mother, she had summoned him to her palace and asked if he had found a mate yet in a teasing voice. She had seemed to be in perfect control over everything. What the hell happened?

Kimi's black eyes seemed to bore holes in her son's as her dark red lips pulled up into a evil smile. "I've been reborn, my son." She flicked another strand of burgundy hair off her shoulder, revealing the glowing blue amulet around her neck. It flashed brightly as it released its energy towards Sesshomaru. "Join me, my child!"

Sesshomaru unsheathed his sword, Bakusaiga, and blocked the stream of light. "You are not my mother!" he yelled as pushed back against the energy from the amulet. "You are the spawns of Hell that she was guardian over!" he grit his teeth as he slowly began to shove the power back. "You've taken over my mother's mind!" Bakusaiga sliced through the energy beam, breaking it down from the inside and destroying it. "You won't take me as well, Hell Spawn!"

The creatures of Hell hissed in retaliation at Sesshomaru's defiance. They had not expected for him to reject his own mother. They thought that he would be willing to join her so that they could open the gates of Hell and wreak havoc on this land. "Insolent child!" she was about to attack Sesshomaru with her claws when a holy arrow streak passed her. "Miko..." she hissed.

Kagome lowered her longbow, her eyes narrowed. "You will leave or the next one will be your head!" she threatened, reaching behind her for another arrow.

Kimi narrowed her eyes at the young miko, weighing her options. She could destroy everyone, including her own son with her new powers, but then she would risk purification by the miko and then the hell spawns would lose control over the female daiyoukai. They settled for the other option, give into the miko's demands. "Fine." she spun around on her heels, but said over her shoulder. "Don't think this is over, Sesshomaru. We will obtain your power to unlock Hell's gates."

With those words spoken, Kimi left the village, causing a path of destruction along the way.

When he was sure she was gone, Touga came out of his hiding place and walked over to stand beside his eldest.

"Someone wanna tell me what the hell that was all about?" Inuyasha said after the shock wore off.

Here's chapter 3. Hope you liked it. Please Review.

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