A/N: Newsies as more things my friends and I have done/said:
CRUTCHY: Weevil, weevil, rock you...
SPOT: No. No. No. No. No. wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg?!
JACK: HEY LEAVE CRUTCHY ALONE
SPOT: It's not my fault do you literally hear what he is saying.
JACK: DOESN'T MATTER LEAVE HIM ALONE
RACE: Davey why don't you have any milk?
DAVEY: ...
DAVEY: ...
DAVEY: Race you're looking in the cupboard...
DAVEY: Spot get out of the pool, it's starting to rain
SPOT: It's just water. I'm already wet.
DAVEY: There's thunder.
SPOT: So what?
DAVEY: ...LIGHTNING?!
SPOT: I can take it.
NOBODY: ...
RACE: If guinea pigs have been to space, then every sentence that included "when pigs fly" is true.
NOBODY: ...
RACE: I'm gonna win the Indy 500.
(on a camping trip)
JACK: Who woke me up?! I'll ki-
CRUTCHY: It was me
JACK:...
JACK: Why is everybody staring at me?
RACE: We're very curious as to how you're going to finish this sentence.
JACK: Well, I'm obviously not gonna kill him, and I'm not going to kiss him either, so if anybody knows of other words that start with 'ki'...
RACE: kick.
DAVEY: kilometre.
SPOT: kill.
(same camping trip)
SPOT: Race, why are you awake?
RACE: It's morning.
SPOT: It's 3 AM
RACE: That's morning. I'm hungry.
SPOT: Go back to sleep. Please.
*bonus*
RACE: WAAAITT... YOU. SAID. PLEASE?!
LES: I love marshmallows. Do you like marshmallows, Spot?
SPOT *WHISPERS*: Yes. Don't tell anyone.
LES: Don't worry I won't.
-10 mins later-
LES: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT SPOT LIKES MARSHMALLOWS TOO!
SPOT: Bug spray is for wimps