Newsies cast as Guardians of the Galaxy characters:

Star-Lord: Jack

Gamora: Probably Davey (voice of reason)

Drax: Spot

Groot: Crutchy

Rocket Raccoon: Race

Ronan: Pulitzer

Korath: Snyder

Taserface: Morris Delancy

Nebula: I can see Spot as her also actually, but as a backup I'd have to say Blink

Yondu: IDK Mush I guess?

Quotes:

Race: His people are entirely literal. Metaphors go right over his head.

Spot: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are excellent. I would catch it.

*this has been done but I've seen it in a bunch of different places so whoever made this first thank you soooo much it's amazing*

Teddy Roosevelt: Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.

Race: Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?

Roosevelt: Then you will be arrested.

Race: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?

Roosevelt: Still illegal.

Race: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? [to Davey] What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?

Spot: What if someone does something that irks me and I decide to remove his spine?

Roosevelt: That's... that's actually... murder. One of the worst crimes of all, so... also illegal.

Spot: Hmm.

Jack: I look around at us and you know what I see? Losers... I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, and our families, normal lives. And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.

Spot: To do what?

Jack: ...To give a ****, for once and not run away. I for one am not going to stand by and watch as [Pulitzer] wipes out billions of innocent lives.

Race: Jack... stopping [Pulitzer]... it's impossible. You're asking us to die.

Jack: Yeah, I guess I am.

Davey: Jack, your ship is filthy.
Jack: [He] has no idea. If I turn on a black light, this place will look like a Jackson Pollock painting

Race: Quit smiling you idiot, we're supposed to be professionals.

Spot: I just saved Jack!

Jack: We've already established that you destroying the ship that I am on is not saving me.

Spot: When did we establish that?

Jack: Like three seconds ago!

Spot: I wasn't listening, I was thinking of something else.

Jack: What's that?

Race: It's a bomb.

Jack: And you just leave it lying around?!

Race: I was going to put it in a box.

Jack: What's a box going to do?!

Snyder: Who are you?

Jack: There's one other name you might know me by... Jack Kelly.

Snyder: ...Who?

Jack: Jack Kelly, man, the legendary outlaw? forget it...

Race: Well now I'm standing. Happy? Bunch of [idiots], standing in a circle

Race: I'm sorry. I am so sorry – I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror, and in all seriousness, saying to yourself, 'You know what would be a really kick-butt name? Morris Delancy!' That's how I hear you in my head!

A/N: I would love to do the exchange between Drax and Mantis "you are horrifying to look at" but all the Newsies are gorgeous so I can't :'(

Jack: You shouldn't have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.

Race: Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.

Jack: I don't have any tape. Let me check. Yo, Mush, do you have any. Ow! Do you have any tape?... Davey? Do you have any tape? Tape! Ah, never mind. Ow! Spot, do you have any tape? Yes, Scotch tape would work... Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you don't have any? Nobody has any tape!

Race: Not a single person has tape?

Jack: Nope!

Race: Did you ask Blink?

Jack: Yes!

Race: Are you sure?

Jack: I asked Mush and [he] was sitting right next to him.

Race: I knew you were lying!

Jack: You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anybody's gonna have tape, it's *you*!

[Crutchy] grabs the device and runs off with it while Race's back is turned

Race: That's exactly my point! I have to do everything!

Jack: You are wasting a lot of time here!

[Race] turns around and see that both the bomb and Crutchy are gone

Race: [to himself] We're all gonna die.

Crutchy: I am Crutchy.

Race: He hates hats.

Crutchy: I am Crutchy.

Race: On anyone, not just himself.

Crutchy: I am Crutchy.

Race: [to Mush] One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat.

Race: [to Crutchy] That's why you don't like hats?

Davey: [skeptically] A little one-inch man saved us?

Race: Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger.

Jack: It's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.

Race: *Don't call me a raccoon*!

Jack: I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.

[Race looks around in confusion]

Race: Is that better?

Spot: I don't know.

Jack: [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.

Jack: This is weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.

Davey: Why would they do that?

Spot: Probably because Race stole some of their batteries.

Race: Dude!

Spot: [awkwardly] Right... He didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.

Spot: [to Jack] You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.