JACK *climbs tree*: If you need a boost, let me know
SPOT: Is this some weird way of flexing how tall you are, huh Jack? ?
RACE: Whatcha doin' Crutchy?
CRUTCHY: Writing an apology letter, I accidentally smushed one of the neighbor's flowers.
RACE: That's a good idea.
*couple minutes later*
JACK: What are you doing, Race?
RACE: Writing an apology letter, I accidentally broke the neighbor's window. Two windows actually. That's why I'm not signing it.
SNIPESHOOTER: *steals everyone's baseball caps and switches them around, leads to very interesting results as the sports teams are all mixed up*
DAVEY *listening to classical music*: ...
SPOT: How can you listen to this, it's so boring.
DAVEY: *puts on 'Hall of the Mountain King' by Edvard Grieg*
SPOT: ...
DAVEY: *listening to more classical music*
RACE: Who's this?
DAVEY: Mozart. Did you know he was 8 when he wrote his first symphony?
RACE: So he was famous as a kid... like Michael Jackson.
LES: STOP! YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE!
DAVEY *hand on door handle*: Why?
LES *panicking*: Uh, uh, uh...
RACE *mouths*: Still hiding his journal
LES: Still planning your funeral
SPOT *at sleepover*: Have you guys noticed Race talks in his sleep?
EVERYONE: No
SPOT: Come see
RACE *sleeptalking*: I speak zucchini, I promise. He's saying, "hot dogs are gross"
LES: Can we get baloney, please?
DAVEY: Yeah sure put it in the cart.
LES: Cool, I'll read you the ingredients: water, beef, pork, chicken, corn syrup...
DAVEY: Put that back, put that back, I'll get you anything except that.
JACK: Whoa easy there no need to make a big deal about it.
JACK: Who am I kidding, this deserves to have a big deal made about it. Maybe even a movie, or a book or something.
RACE: Jack, you're not in love with Sarah. Have you ever seen her without makeup on?
SARAH: I've never worn makeup in my life...
RACE:...
RACE: Dang
JACK: Nobody panic I've got this.
EVERYBODY: ...
JACK: ...
JACK: ...OK probably start panicking right about now.
NOBODY: ...
RACE: You know, if you had to you could probably use a peanut butter sandwich as a gag. One of those really thick ones with lots of peanut butter.