On the Boiling Isles just outside of Hexside; a lot of people were getting into the school to dance when a portal opened up and Eda's group which now included the Eds, Sky, Luz, King, Mordecai, Rigby, and Lincoln emerged from the portal as it closed up.
"Here we are, Hexside." said Bump.
"So many great memories of causing trouble have come from here." said Eda.
"Obviously." said Burf, "But I'm more trouble."
"Just keep the door woman away from me, she's very tough." said Bump.
The group approached the door, only to be stopped by Tiny Nose.
"Hold it, no entry." said Tiny Nose.
Everyone looked at Tiny Nose and Eddy became confused.
"That's the tough door woman?" said Eddy.
"Yep." said Bump.
"She looks like the Big Nosed Man from the Pink Panther cartoons had a sex change operation." said Eddy.
Everyone looked at Eddy.
"No really, she does, just without the bod and mustache." said Eddy.
"Hey, will you get out of here?" said Tiny Nose.
"I know I will." said Bump.
He started to wheel himself away, but was stopped by Amity.
"Don't even think about it." said Amity.
"Look, just let us in the school, and we'll be on our way once we get Sonic out of here." said Lincoln.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." said Tiny Nose, "No."
MacArthur clenched her fists.
"Alright small fry, prepare to meet your maker." said MacArthur.
She screamed and ran towards the small creature before lots of fighting sounds were heard.
Soon MacArther is thrown out and she was sent flying.
"YAAAAAA!" she screamed and A bird monster came and ate MacArthur.
Everyone was shocked.
"Good god." said Sky.
"I warned you." said Bump.
"No one dares go passed me no matter what." said Tiny Nose.
But Burf pulled out a huge sack of coins and tossed it in front of Tiny Nose who looked inside it then looked at her list.
"Oh, now I see your names." said Tiny Nose.
The group entered the school.
"How did you know that would work?" said Rigby.
"It's what I would have done if I had that job." said Burf.
The group looked inside the school and became shocked at the sight of lots of Hexside students dancing to the loud music.
They even saw that Edric and Emira were acting like disk jockeys using their illusion magic.
Amity groaned at her siblings.
"Seriously you two?" said Amity.
"What, the blue hedgehog gave us free reign to drop the beat as he says." said Emira.
"Plus this music stuff sounds very good." said Edric.
Burf looked around in shock before sneaking away without anyone noticing.
"Well Owlbert wouldn't dare do anything like this, not after that fair incident, ain't I right Owlbert." Eda said before looking at her staff, only to see that Owlbert was gone.
The witch became shocked.
"Owlbert, Owlbert where are you?" said Eda.
A hooting sound was heard and Eda saw that Owlbert was drinking an entire punch bowl before tossing it on the ground and hooted loudly.
"Owlbert you're lucky I can stay mad at your adorable antics." said Eda.
"Point us in the direction of where Sonic's hanging out at, and we'll be on our way." said Mordecai.
The teen witches did some thinking.
"I think I saw him in the principal's office." said Edric.
Bump grumbled.
"What damage could he be doing in there?" said Bump.
The group walked off.
Later; they appeared outside Principal Bump's office.
"Here it is, my office." said Bump.
"Now let's get Sonic and restore the status quo." said Eddy.
"I agree." said Ed.
The group walked towards the door, but were stopped by Tiny Nose again.
"Hold it, no one may enter." said Tiny Nose.
Everyone looked down as the creature and Amity groaned.
"Seriously, he's also got you working here as well?" said Amity.
"Yep." said Tiny Nose.
"After seeing her beat up MacArthur, nothing surprises me right now." said Sanders.
"No one may enter unless they have an appointment." said Tiny Nose.
Eda just held up her key and a portal opened up beneath Tiny Nose's feet before she fell through it as the portal closed up.
"How did I not think of that sooner?" said Eda.
The group entered the office but became shocked by what they saw.
They saw Sonic was singing the Zedd version of Candyman on a magical like karaoke machine making illusions of words appear in thin air while dancing with his back turned.
"This is really awkward." said King.
Sonic turned around and saw the others before screaming in shock and kicked a soccer ball that was in front of him before it landed on Mordecai's beak and deflated.
The hedgehog turned off the karaoke machine.
"Alright, what gives?" said Sonic.
Bump glared at Sonic.
"You are in so much trouble right now is what gives." said Bump.
Sonic shook his head.
"Yeah that's not happening. Because technically I don't really go to school here." said Sonic.
"You can forget about those chili dogs I promised you." said Bump.
Sonic became mad.
"Okay that is crossing the line." said Sonic.
"Maybe, but we brought Burf here to stop this madness." said Amity.
"And where is he?" said Sonic.
"Oh he's-"Willow said before turning around, only to find Burf was gone, shocking her, "Huh, he was here a minute ago."
Then a crashing sound was heard and everyone turned to see Burf riding a griffin and lots of bags of money were attached to the bird.
"WOOOOOOO, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Burf, "I'VE GOT THE SCHOOLS ENTIRE BUDGET AND I'M RIDING A FUCKING GRIFFIN!"
Everyone became shocked by that.
Interview Gag
Principal Bump is shocked
"Aw crap, I knew I should have kept the budget in a safer place." said Bump.
End Interview Gag
"Wow, you guys did a good job keeping him in check." Sonic said sarcastically.
Everyone glared at Sonic.
"Shut up Sonic." said Lincoln.
"Ha ha, see you fools later." Burf said as his griffin flew off.
Sonic leaped out of the room and grabbed hold of the griffin's tail.
This shocked the Loon who saw this.
"Oh hell no." said Burf.
He flew his griffin in jerky like movements to try and shake Sonic off, but the hedgehog didn't let go.
Mordecai started mumbling a bit.
Everyone became confused.
"Huh?" said Sky.
Mordecai removed the soccer ball from his beak.
"I'm getting Justice League vibes from seeing this. Reminds me of the opening scene where Batman is fighting that one Parademon." said Mordecai.
Sky nodded and Lana appeared.
"Hey guys." She said.
Everyone looked at her.
"What are you doing here Lana?" asked Luz.
"I always come here when I want to be always from my family." revealed Lana.
A roaring sound was heard and Lana looked at what was going on.
"Cool, a griffin." said Lana.
Burf's griffin then spewed out some spiders.
Lana laughed.
"I knew it, they've got spider breath." said Lana.
Lincoln is shocked.
"You're kidding right?" said Lincoln.
"I had a feeling they had spider breath as well." said Luz.
Sonic climbed up on the griffin's back and grabbed hold of Burf before holding him down.
"Gotcha." said Sonic.
Burf growled in anger.
"You fool, do you know who I am, my parents are loaded." said Burf.
Sonic chuckled.
"Enlighten me." said Sonic.
"They're so rich that every time I cause trouble in Hexside, they pair Bump to turn the other cheek." said Burf.
Sonic became confused.
"Huh?" said Sonic.
He grabbed the reins and pulled them back, making the griffin fly back into the school before crashing through some walls, shocking the others.
They saw the shadows of Sonic and Burf fighting before one of the shadows grabbed the other and twisted his neck as a cracking sound was heard.
The shadows disappeared and everyone saw Sonic carrying the body of Burf the Loon over his shoulders before dropping him on the ground.
Everyone was shocked.
"Is he-"Luz said before being interrupted by Sonic nodding.
Interview Gag
"Yeah I've got something planned actually." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
"Sheesh, I never thought you'd go that low." said Bump.
"Well why didn't you?" said a voice.
Bump gulped and turned to see two adult blue hedgehog's, one male, one female.
"Mr and Mrs Loon, what a surprise." said Bump.
"You couldn't have done the one thing we've been paying you to do every week?" said the female.
Bump became confused.
"Huh?" said Bump.
"What do you think those weekly donations were about? We've been paying you to kill our son." said the male hedgehog.
Everyone became shocked.
"This is awkward." said Sanders.
"Very." said Eddy.
Eda pulled out her key and a portal opened up before she entered it as the portal closed up.
"But now that our son is finally dead, we are-"the male hedgehog said before being interrupted by a voice.
"BUSTED!" yelled a voice.
Then a bunch of Emperor's Guards and members of the Emperor's Coven showed up and grabbed the two adult hedgehog's.
"Mr and Mrs Loon, you are both under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder." said one of the guards.
"Lousy cops and Emperor's Coven members. How did you find out about this?" said the female hedgehog.
Interview Gag
Amity held up a piece of paper that said 'Now you can get the Emperor's Coven involved'.
"When that griffin crashed through the school a second time, Sonic slipped me a piece of paper telling me to get the Emperor's Coven and guards over here fast." said Amity.
End Interview Gag
"This doesn't change anything, our son is still dead, and we'll be happy either way." said the male hedgehog.
But then Burf somehow stood up groaning with his head turned and everyone noticed it in shock.
The phony blue hedgehog grabbed his head and twisted it back in place as a cracking sound was heard.
"HOLY CRAP, HE'S ALIVE!" yelled Mordecai.
He ran and jumped through the window of Hexside.
Everyone was shocked.
"Huh that was weird." said Sonic.
"I've got something over my eyes like a mask, how was that weird?" said Bump.
"Why is our son still alive?" said Mr Loon.
"We saw Sonic breaking your neck." said Edd.
"True, but I gave him a potion that makes him appear dead with a side effect of fragile bones that are short term after hearing how rich the Loons are." said Sonic, "Learned about it in the potions track just today."
"But how did you convince Burf to go along with it?" said Amity.
"When I told Sonic about my parents, he deduced that they were trying to off me all these years, so he convinced me to get them to confess to their crimes." said Burf, "Now take my cold parents away."
The guards and Emperor's Coven walked off with the Loons.
"Well I suppose Burf'll go back to causing trouble again." said Bump.
"Nope." said Burf.
Everyone became confused.
"Huh?" said Bump.
"After hearing how much my parents hate me, that's just cruel, even for me. That's what I'm going to become if I don't change who I am." said Burf.
He walked off before returning with the same sacks of money before setting them down on Bump's desk.
"If you allow me a chance to redeem myself, I swear you won't see me in your office ever again." said Burf.
The principal then placed a mop and bucket in the other hedgehog's hands.
"Clean up the whole school, and we'll talk." said Bump.
Burf nodded and walked off.
Bump sighed.
"Good thing one of my trouble making students has changed for the better." said Bump.
Rigby looked in one of the money bags and became shocked.
"These bags are full of Monopoly money." said Rigby.
Bump became shocked and looked inside the bags and groaned.
"Why that no good sneak." said Bump, "He pulled a fast one on me."
