Date: March 25, 2013
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
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NATIONAL ALERT
A Primary Entry Point System Issued An
EMERGENCY ACTION TERMINATION
The following message is being transmitted at the request of Gadd Science, Inc. and the Royal Mushroom Government.
All clear. King Boo has been defeated for the second time, Mario "Jumpman" Mario has been rescued, and the Dark Moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky. Because of this, the ghosts inhabiting Evershade Valley no longer pose a threat. Unfortunately, Luigi succumbed to the wounds he sustained shortly after freeing Mario from his confines. As for Mario, he is currently being treated for critical but non-life-threatening injuries.
To repeat, all clear. The Dark Moon has been restored, King Boo has been defeated, Mario has been rescued, and the threat to Evershade Valley and the rest of the world has been eradicated. However, Luigi has passed away from his injuries, and Mario is in the hospital undergoing treatment for his wounds, but is expected to make a full recovery.
All residents of the Mushroom Kingdom may now exit their shelters. However, while the ghosts of Evershade Valley are once again peaceful, mild property damage has been reported. Therefore, those who evacuated the valley are not advised to return home at this time. Please, stay tuned to your local media outlets for updates regarding when you can return home. The Princess or one of her designated representatives will address the nation regarding Luigi's passing within the next hour.
This concludes all operations under the Emergency Alert System. Normal programming will resume following a moment of silence for the man who gave his life to save all of humanity. Your government thanks you for your cooperation during this emergency.
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Date: March 31, 2013
Location: Evershade Valley
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Civil Authorities Issued An
ADMINISTRATIVE MESSAGE
An administrative message, transmitted at the request of Gadd Science, Inc. and the Evershade Valley Police Department.
All clear. The damage from King Boo's failed revenge plot has been repaired, and all residents may now return home. Professor Gadd and his Toad Assistants will be on hand to aid anyone whose house was destroyed. As a precaution, all residents of Evershade Valley are strongly advised to remain vigilant around the ghosts until it is confirmed that the Dark Moon is stable.
To repeat, all clear. The damage to the valley has been repaired, and all residents may now return home. All stations may now resume regular programming. Gadd Science, Inc. thanks you for your cooperation during this emergency.
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The End
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