Date: March 25, 2013
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
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[EAS tones]
NATIONAL ALERT
A Primary Entry Point System Issued An
EMERGENCY ACTION TERMINATION
The following message is being transmitted at the request of Gadd Science, Inc. and the Royal Mushroom Government.
All clear. The threat to the entire planet has been eradicated. After a harrowing battle, Luigi succeeded in defeating King Boo for the second time, rescuing Mario and returning the Dark Moon to its rightful place in the sky. However, he sustained serious and possibly life-threatening injuries during the battle, and he is currently en route to the nearest hospital along with Mario, who has suffered less severe but still critical injuries. Fortunately, both are expected to make a full recovery within the next few months.
To repeat, all clear. King Boo has been defeated, the Dark Moon has been repaired, and Mario has been freed. Both Mario Bros are being transported to the nearest hospital, but are expected to recover from their wounds within the next few months. The threat posed by King Boo has been neutralized, and the ghosts of Evershade Valley are once again peaceful.
All residents of the Mushroom Kingdom may now exit their shelters, but since mild property damage was reported in Evershade Valley, those who evacuated the area are not advised to return home at this time. Continue to monitor local media outlets for updates regarding the Mario Bros' conditions and when residents of Evershade Valley can return home.
This concludes all operations under the Emergency Alert System. Regular programming may now resume. Your government thanks you for your cooperation during this emergency.
[EAS tones]
Date: March 31, 2013
Location: Evershade Valley
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[EAS tones]
Civil Authorities Issued An
ADMINISTRATIVE MESSAGE
An administrative message, transmitted at the request of Gadd Science, Inc. and the Evershade Valley Police Department.
All clear. The damage from King Boo's failed revenge plot has been repaired, and all residents may now return home. Professor Gadd and his Toad Assistants will be on hand to aid anyone whose house was destroyed. As a precaution, all residents of Evershade Valley are strongly advised to remain vigilant around the ghosts until it is confirmed that the Dark Moon is stable.
To repeat, all clear. The damage to the valley has been repaired, and all residents may now return home. All stations may now resume normal programming. Gadd Science, Inc. thanks you for your cooperation during this emergency.
[EAS tones]
The End
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