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So We're Some Kind of Suicide Squad?

"Korin you're with me, out of the car! Are those assholes here yet?" We had been driving for a solid thirty minutes to a secluded part of Gothams' airport and had finally arrived. Waller had taken a different car to a seperate part of the city from what I could overhear. Not a very smart idea if you ask me, especially if things get worse in the city.

When we stepped out of the car we were surrounded by soldiers, special ops if my guess on their uniform was correct. I could feel a lot of eyes on me as one of them came to stand by Flag.

"They're waiting for us sir, she one of them?" He gestured to me and he looked a bit nervous when he noticed the katana, I can't really blame him, I was scared shitless when I first met someone in the League.

Flag let a small laugh, "yeah but don't worry, as long as she's got that bomb in her neck she's harmless to us. Alpha, Bravo team on me!" Harmless, me, really?

We started walking towards a different area that was housing the soldiers and their weapons. I could see a few people being wheeled in from the opposite side. The first person, or if he even was a person, that I saw was large and scaly and just plain fucking scary.

"Oh what the hell Flag?" I heard the man from before say when he saw the same thing that I did.

"Scar? Oh my God Scar is that you?!" A familiar voice from the back of the line said. I looked around the others, oh no fucking way.

"Harley?" I looked to Flag for confirmation on the person that I was seeing, he just smirked.

"Waller said you two might know each other. Unlock em'." The soldiers standing beside the criminals unstrapped them from their chairs, I guess these are the men I'm , 'working' with. As soon as Harley was free she came running to me with guns aimed on her. I met her half way so that the soldiers would chill the fuck out.

"Ahhh, this insane Scar, you're joining the party too? God I've missed you so much!" She screamed as she pulled me into a hug. Not surprising that prison hasn't changed her all that much.

"I've missed you too Harley, how was prison?" Oddly enough I meant the words that I said as I looked her over.

"Eh I've been through worse, ya ever fell into acid. That shit burns like a bitch, oh where are my manners, hi boys! Harley Quinn…" She tried introducing herself but the men just gave her blank stares, she shrugged and turned back to me.

Then she pulled my mask down and kissed me without any warning as she was prone to do, and somehow it always caught me off guard, even knowing her the way I do. Her kiss was rough and actually well received. She pulled away with a few gentle nips to my bottom lip and nose before pulling my mask back over my face.

"God I've really missed you, hm. Love the outfit by the way I think I've told you before but black is definitely your color." I think you've said something like that before.

"Yeah and orange is definitely not yours." That's a lie, I'm sure she could pull off anything.

"Ouchie baby you hurt me." She wrapped her arms around me in a long hug and I heard her yell at the men over my shoulder. "What the fuck are you all staring at?!"

I saw that everyone who had been staring at us quickly looked away, it made me laugh. Looking to my right I saw Flag walking over to a car that was pulling up to the base. A few men got out before pulling a body bag behind them, oh don't tell me we've got someone who can come back from the dead.

"Oh well what do we have here? Twelve pounds of shit in a ten pound sack, welcome to the party Captain Boomerang." I heard Flag say as he let the wriggling body out of the bag causing a large man to burst through and punch the nearest soldier.

"What kind of fucking name is Captain Boomerang?" I heard Harley whisper, but not whisper, beside me. I just shrugged at her and looked back at the commotion. I saw Flag along with a few of his men subdue the Cpt. before he held up his hands in surrender.

"Hey look at me! You better calm the fuck down!"

Captain Boomerang looked stupidly confused in an attempt to be innocent. "What's going on here, one minute I was with my best mates having a pint…"

"Shut the fuck up you were caught robbing a diamond store asshole." Aww I remember robbing my first diamond store, of course I didn't get caught.

"I was not!" Yeah I don't think you would be here if you were an innocent buddy. I heard Harley laugh beside me at his accent and antics.

Another car was pulling up behind the one that Boomerang came out of. I could see a handcuffed man with twin braids being spoken to by a woman standing next to him. Next thing I knew the lady was getting headbutted by the hulking brute before getting restrained by the other soldiers.

"Damn!" That looked like it really fucking hurt.

"Listen up assholes!" Flag had walked to the center of the base to address all of us. "The thing in your necks, the injections you got, is a nanite explosive…" just call it a tiny bomb you prick. "It may be small but it packs a punch. Now if you disobey me, you die, you try to escape, guess what, you die. If you otherwise irritate or vex me and…"

"Let me guess we die," I said, it made Harley giggle.

"Bingo." He pointed at me and then threw a sarcastic thumbs up my way.

"Hey Mr officer army brat, I've been known to piss off people very easily so…" Harley really has no filter does she?

"Lady shut the fuck up right now! Now here's what's gonna happen, since y'all wanna know why you're here. You're gonna go somewhere that no one else would ever wanna go, to do something that will probably kill all of you. Now until that happens you're all my problem."

"Dude you really need to work on your speeches." Harley said to me under her breath but the man beside us heard.

"Yeah cause if that was it I'd hate to see our team trust building day, cause if I'm being honest I wouldn't trust you to catch me if you even if you were on my ass after that." At least a few people in this group here have a sense of humor.

"I don't give two fucks, there's your shit, pack up, wheels out in ten." Flag said while gesturing to a few trunks on one side of the base.

I walked up to him before he could leave. "Hey Flag you never gave me my gun back."

"From my point of view it doesn't seem like you need one." He pointed at the Katana on my hip.

"No I don't need one but having one would sure be nice." Especially considering you haven't told us what the hell we're up against.

He reached for the holster on his side and pulled out a gun and a few clips before handing it to me. It was nothing fancy, probably the same thing they give everyone here, but it was better than nothing.

"Much appreciated." I turned to walk away from and headed over to Harley who was going through her trunk. "Hey Harl's you got anything extra in there that I could borrow?"

"Nothing that really fits your style bunny, unless ya like leather, which I'm sure ya do. Hey cover me while I get dressed will ya?" She asked with a quick wink in my direction.

"Cover you with what Harley?" It's not like I have a pop up tent hidden on me.

"Yourself, just scoot on up close." She said while grabbing her outfit out of the bottom of her trunk. It was a red and blue ensemble with barely there shorts, a top and ridiculous heels. You're kidding me right?

"Harley how the hell is this practical to fight in?" I asked, yanking the booty shorts out of her hands.

"Look I don't judge what you wear, don't judge me ok." She yanked them back out of my hands.

"I'm not judging, just worrying." I really was worried, she's not protected at all in this outfit.

"Aww and I appreciate it bunny." Her voice was patronizing and to top it off she pinched my cheek as well. She started to strip and put on her outfit and I did my best to cover her and glare at any of the men that stared a bit too long.

I looked over at the man beside us who was dressed in a red stealth suit, which really isn't very stealthy when you think about it. He was holding a white mask in his hand but didn't put it on.

"Mask don't fit anymore?" I jokingly asked, it made him laugh.

"Let me guess too much junk in the trunk?" Harley said beside me as she was putting makeup on. I don't really think that the makeup is gonna help you fight better Harls.

"Nah, just everytime I put this on...somebody dies." Same with me and this outfit dude. Then something clicked in my brain.

"Wait a damn minute. You're Deadshot aren't you?"

"Yeah who's asking?" Pat on the back you detective you.

"Korin, I worked a case with you, we never met in person of course but I was where all the information came from. Small world huh?" I held out my hand for him to shake which he did.

"Korin? Oh shit, yeah I remember you, helped me out big time. I didn't think that they were bringing ninjas into the field." Oh very fucking funny.

"Don't call me a ninja and we might just get along Floyd."

"We shouldn't be getting along...this is a suicide mission, they're leading us to our deaths." A short man said as he came to stand join the little gathering we had going on. He had tattoos covering his face and I think that his name was Diablo, I could be wrong though.

"Speak for ya self mate. Also what's with the shit on both of your faces? Does it wash off?" He gestured to both Diablo and I, give me strength to not kill this man where he stands.

"Oooo if you like a girl can ya light her cigarette with your pink, cuz I'm just saying that would be real classy." Give me strength to not beat the idiocracy out of this girl as well please.

"Come on Harley…"

"What? It's a genuine question."

"Leave the man that causes fires alone Harls." She pouted at me, doesn't change anything.

"You're no fun."

I heard Flag yell for us to huddle up like we were a damn football team. We all made our way over to see him holding a tablet in front of him, what the fuck?

"Behold the voice of God."

Then the woman who I would rather never see again popped up onto the screen.

"For those of you that don't know me officially my name is Amanda Waller," yeah the woman currently at the top of my shit list. "There's an active attack on Gotham City. Your mission and you have no choice but to accept is to enter the city, rescue HVT1 and get them to safety."

Deadshot looked at me confused before raising his hand like we were in school. "Wait, I'm sorry, I speak neither agent or good guy. Who the hell is HVT1?"

"It doesn't matter who it is, all that matters is bringing them to safety. Do this and you get time off of your sentence. If you fail this mission, you die, and if anything happens to Col Flag...you die. I see every move you make, remember that." With that being said the screen went back to black.

"There's your peptalk assholes." Flag said before hopping off of his soapbox.

"Well from where I'm standing she just murdered your speech. So what we're just some kind of suicide squad?" Floyd asked, but he got no response from Flag.

"Forget that, at this point we're the walking dead."


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