Back in the studio the next day; a huge audience was gathering as Comedy Chimp was talking on a smartphone.
"What do you mean that episode can't air on TV? I already gave away a lot of prizes." said Comedy Chimp.
Some mumbling sounds were heard.
"So what if she turned into a monster while it was being filmed? We already did quicky deals when it happened." said Comedy Chimp.
"SHOW STARTS IN 10 SECONDS!" yelled a voice.
"I gotta go, show's about to start." said Comedy Chimp.
He turned off his phone.
"Five, four, three, two-"a voice said before music started playing.
"It's time for Let's Make a Deal. Here's TV's big dealer, Comedy Chimp." said a different voice.
Lots of applause were heard and Comedy Chimp chuckled.
"Welcome, welcome to Let's Make a Deal." said Comedy Chimp.
Lillith was standing next to curtain 1.
Interview Gag
"How do I get talked into these situations?" said Lillith.
End Interview Gag
"Who wants to make a deal?" said Comedy Chimp.
Everyone cheered and raised their hands.
The chimp smiled.
"How about the manly sunflower?" said Comedy Chimp.
An Asian man dressed like a sunflower stood up from the audience and ran down to the stage.
The Chimp smiled.
"Welcome to the show." He said.
"Good to be here." said the man.
"And where're you from?" said Comedy Chimp.
"Miami Beach." said the man.
Everyone cheered.
"Miami Beach Huh?" asked The Chimp, "Hope a shark didn't get a Batman Jaws nightmare."
Cutaway Gag
A bunch of sharks were swimming around the water.
Then two ear like things emerged from the water before the sharks noticed it and started swimming away from it in shock.
Then Batman emerged from the water and one of the sharks screamed in fear.
But then the shark woke up in a bedroom in shock panting.
He looked around and sighed.
"Thank goodness." said the shark.
End Cutaway Gag
"And your job is?" said Comedy Chimp.
"Accountant." said the man.
"Give him a round of applause." said Comedy Chimp.
Everyone cheered some more.
"We got a deal for you, it's behind curtain one. You can take it, or I'll give you 500 dollars to not take it, whatever you don't take, I will give to-"Comedy Chimp said as everyone cheered, "The woman in the yoga clothes."
Then an African American woman in yoga clothing appeared on stage.
The Man shook his head.
"I'm actually gay." He said.
"This is a game show about giving away prizes, not the fucking Bachelor. Has the co author even seen a full episode of Let's Make a Deal in real life?" said Comedy Chimp.
"Clearly not if he thinks that this show is about bringing people together." said Lillith.
Comedy Chimp turned to the woman.
"You're from?" said Comedy Chimp.
"Atlanta." said the woman.
"Job?" said Comedy Chimp.
"Banker." said the woman.
"Round of applause." said Comedy Chimp.
Everyone applauded as Comedy Chimp walked to the man again.
"Okay, one more time, the curtain or the money? Keep in mind that there could be a Zonk behind the curtain." said Comedy Chimp.
The man did some thinking as the audience started yelling suggestions.
"I'll take the money." said the man.
"Okay. The woman has the curtain, what's behind it?" said Comedy Chimp.
Lillith became confused.
"Something supposed to happen?" said Lillith.
"Yeah, you point to the curtain, and it opens up." said Comedy Chimp, "That was in the job description."
"Oh, right." said Lillith.
She pointed to the curtain and it opened up, revealing a video image of a city with the name Venice on it.
"It's a trip to Venice, Italy." said a voice.
Everyone cheered.
"You and a guest will spend seven days in the watery town of Venice, exploring the entire town by way of boat rides, round trip airfare is included in this deal is worth $3,299." said the announcer.
Comedy Chimp turned to the woman.
"Alright, thanks for playing. Go back to your seat." said Comedy Chimp.
The woman walked off.
"Alright, you now have 500 dollars. I'll sweeten the deal by also offering you the small box." said Comedy Chimp.
He motioned to a small box that Lillith was standing behind.
"You can take that, or an additional 500 dollars to make your money total worth 1000 dollars. What you don't take, I'll give to-" said Comedy Chimp.
Everyone in the audience cheered and raised their hands.
"The morbidly obese viking." said Comedy Chimp.
Then a male tan skinned man dressed like a viking appeared on stage.
"Alright, welcome to the show. You're from?" said Comedy Chimp.
"San Francisco." said the man.
"Job?" said Comedy Chimp.
"Sales representative for a company." said the man.
"Give him a round of applause." said Comedy Chimp.
Everyone cheered.
The man smiled.
"It's a living." said the viking dressed man.
Comedy Chimp walked to the Asian man.
"Okay once more, take more money, or give it up for the small box? Could be good, could be bad." said Comedy Chimp, "Just like all those Adam Sandler films that've appeared on Netflix."
Everyone in the audience started yelling suggestions.
Interview Gag
"Shame I can't tell anyone else what's in these things." Lillith said.
End Interview Gag
The Asian Man gulped.
"I'LL TAKE THE BOX!" He shouted.
"Okay, I'll have to give that money to the other person. What's in the box?" said Comedy Chimp.
Lillith lifted up the box, revealing it was a Zonk with lots of different kinds of disgusting mouth wash.
"It's a collection of gross mouth wash." said a voice.
Everyone groaned in annoyance.
"Ooh, I'm so sorry. Better luck in the Zonk redemption show." said Comedy Chimp.
The sunflower dressed man walked off.
"Pathetic show." He muttered.
The Chimp smiled.
"Ain't that hard, there's a fifty fifty chance." said Comedy Chimp.
He turned to the viking dressed contestant.
"Okay, now I'll sweeten the deal by offering you a thousand dollars in addition to the other thousand the other person passed up on." said Comedy Chimp, "Or you can give that up for the big box."
He pointed to a big box that Lillith was standing next to.
The Viking smiled.
"I'll take the Box." The Viking saod.
The Chimp became flabbergasted
"Seriously?" He asked. "You don't want the money?"
"Nope." said the Viking.
"Well, there's one in every family. What's behind the box?" said Comedy Chimp.
Lillith nudged the box and it opened up; revealing some scooters.
"It's a pair of scooters." said the announcer.
Everyone cheered.
"You got two scooters." said Comedy Chimp.
"This deal is worth 3,228 dollars." said the announcer.
"Congrats, you managed to get some scooters that're slightly more then a thousand dollars more then what I offered you." said Comedy Chimp, "Now go back to your seat. It'll be to weird if things got out of hand like with a battle against Darkseid."
Cutaway Gag
In another universe; Darkseid was battling the Hal Jordan version of Green Lantern who had conjured up a naked woman and naked man from his ring.
"This is to disturbing." said Darkseid.
Batman crawled out from some rubble.
"Hal, what're you doing?" said Batman.
"See, even your friends agree with me." said Darkseid.
"Those humans are just standing there. Looks weird, make them dance a little." said Batman.
Darkseid became shocked.
"No, no, don't do that." said Darkseid.
But the green energy humans started dancing.
"Okay, fuck this, I'm getting out of here." said Darkseid.
He flew off.
"You did it Hal Jordan, you stopped Darkseid and-"Superman said before becoming shocked at the sight of Batman dancing between the energy projected man and woman, "Bruce?"
"Let me have this, I'm so lonely." said Batman.
End Cutaway Gag
"More deals will be made after this." said Comedy Chimp.
"And we're out." said a director.
"How much more of this do we have to do?" said Lillith.
"Show goes on for at least an hour, and that's when you include commercial breaks." said Comedy Chimp.
Eda's sister nodded
"I see, well let's hope. Irving surprising happens like how Freddie Cruger tries to kill Batman." She said.
Cutaway Gag
Freddy Krueger was sneaking up behind Batman.
"He is vengeance, he is the night, he is dead." said Freddy.
But then Batman turned around very quickly and punched Freddy Krueger really hard in the face.
Freddy Krueger woke up in his bed panting in shock.
End Cutaway Gag
"Also, I'm quite surprised by the fact that there are humanoid animals in this realm as well." said Lillith.
"You're from a dimension where mystical creatures have showed up in this dimension as well." said Comedy Chimp.
"You make a point." said Lillith.
He then grabbed a Banana and started eating it.
"You'd be surprised by what all happens here." said Comedy Chimp.