Guys Thanks for the head up about the chapter being all kinds of wrong. I hope this uploads without any code.
Again, so sorry for not updating in a long LONG time. There really are not excuses, I mean , I could say that I had a new job and needed time to settle in a new house and city but it's not enough
ANYWAY
Here is the 3 chapter, Remember this story goes on until you have enough of it, seeing as I intended it to be just a one short. Thank so much for the support and reviews they truly warm my days. So a few thing you should keep on mind:
Sorry for the english, it's not my first language
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Emily and Paige were lounging in the brunette's bedroom trying to get some time alone, the last days were exhausting, with Stanford checking on Paige at every moment and Danby pressuring Emily into better times. Both swimmers were at their wit's end and decided that a quiet, intimate, simple night was the "go to" plan of this weekend
Well… until…
-"Emily!" A raged scream disturbed the peaceful environment at the Field's residence. The groan that answered such call made the frantic blonde pause in her way upstairs, after thinking it for a second, she renewed her march with a dismissive shrug of her shoulders.
Meanwhile, the young couple that until that moment was trying to nap, elevated their prayers without moving a single muscle – "Please, please God, make her go away" Said the red haired one. Her better half didn't stop at that: "better yet, make her mute for a day" –"Em, baby that was harsh"- received the exotic beauty as an answer. –"I said for a day, it wouldn't be so bad"-
Whatever comeback she hoped to give was rudely put on hold by a flying blonde thing that landed sweetly (not) on their backs. Paige really loved Emily's friends but sometimes she wondered if none of them were up to exchange policy at God r' Us store… specially Hanna.
-"Guess what, guess, guess, guess. COME ON guess!"- Said the blonde thing of outer space. Both Emily and Paige remained laying down on the bed without opening their eyes. When Hanna started to jump on the bed they decided to annoy her by having their own conversation seeing as the fashionista was screaming things by the second without actually making sense.
-"Don't move, Maybe if we keep still she´ll go away"- whispered one –"I don't think that's going to be easy, I swear she can smell annoyance… and fear"- answered the other.
It took a slap to Emily's face to make her react. She got up in an instant and immediately went in pursuit of her attacker; Hanna cackled all the way downstairs admonishing Emily for her lack of attention.
-"I swear, it's like having a teenage daughter. Ugh I'm too young to have a hyperactive kid"- thought Paige.
A loud noise made its way to Emily's bedroom. Paige sighed –"Guess that's my cue"- she said reluctantly.
When she walked out of the room, she met a sight that would knock anyone out of their feet but for Paige was just an average Friday afternoon.
Emily managed to catch the allusive blond best known as Hanna and took the opportunity to tackle her to the ground… keeping her there by sitting on her. Hannah, face down and with Emily's weight on her, couldn't do anything but pout.
- "You caught a pokemón babe! Meow I choose you!"-
Hanna let out an offensive wail that made both Emily and Paige smile widely; they loved to make Hanna suffer.
It was a huge turn on for them.
- If you two are quite finished with making creepy romantic faces at each other I would like to rephrase my need for air- Ow! Em that hurt!
-Never talk about my weight, my girlfriend or Emily blunt in the wrong way, you know the Golden rule Han –
The blonde mumbled something that sounded like "crazy lesbians" but at the menacing glare of Paige she stopped quickly.
After a few out of breath squeals Emily finally let go of Hanna. Without missing a beat and as if being trapped under her best friend were usual Friday night behavior, Hanna started to ramble the reason of her excitement: The whole gang planned a water park outing for that Saturday.
Now, don't get her wrong. Paige loved water and having fun with it specially with Emily Fields (in a bikini) as company but- and this was a BIG but- add the other three musketeers to the mix and you got disaster and by disaster she meant sunburns, weird sandwich snacks, "innocent" flirting (Hanna groping Caleb and pretending everyone else isn't watching them), philosophical ramblings about whatever or whomever by Spencer (plus stupid fights with the manager about the sanity of the water), and basically getting thrown out of the water park by something Hanna surely will end up doing… probably fight with the kiddies for the big slide… or indecent exposure of skin… yeah either could happen when you let Hanna let loose in social environment.
They practically collected restriction orders of social establishments. She missed being able to go bowling (per example) that was a night to remember for sure, she still had the scar.
IN CONCLUSION, Hanna and outings were a dangerous mix. Just a fool would add water to that.
-"OMG I love water parks!" –
Then again what Emily wants Emily gets
-"Agreed Babe"-
-"So whipped Paige, for real, you disgust me"-
-"Shut up Hanna"- said the swimming couple at once, just to make goo goo eyes at each other over the fact that they had the same train of thought.
-"Seriously guys stop, I've reach my limit of Paily love"- mumbled the blonde.
-"There's a door, you only have to cross it"-
-"Yeah Han, close the door on your way out"-
Said the couple while retreating to the bedroom for "recreational" activities.
-"Just so you know, I'm going be here and HEAR ALL ABOUT your love making"- shouted the blonde.
-"Fine by me, you pervert"-"Just so you know Emily is a screamer"- were the only answers she got, when she heard a loud big moan she decided to retreat for the day... defeated.
-When the sound of the door closing reached the bedroom the couple let out two furious cackles. It was so easy to fool Hanna-
-"Now we can rest in peace"- said one
-"Not the best expression love"- said the other
-"Gog Paige just shut up and cuddle me"-
-"Fine by me"
…
Water Parks
There was something about them.
Summer breeze on your hair, sun rays on your back, fresh water to dip into, sexy bodies to admire…
"Heads up, 40 year old virgin with speedos on your right"-
-"Oh God, Ew "-
-"Yep, one of the reasons why I'm gay"-
-"You are not gay"-
-"Whatever, but you wish I was, right Em?"- Said the blonde fashonista before getting punched in the arm by a jealous Paige.
-"Right gang, listen up."- The serious tone of Spencer interrupted the future fight. Both Paige and Hanna stopped glaring at each other so they could put attention to the generalissimo Hastings.
Spencer loved to test them with a pop quiz after laying out the outing master plan or the "how to be in a social environment without failing" guidelines.
Toby, always the pet teacher, ran immediately to Spencer's side and started to make notes.
-Whipped- whispered Paige and Hanna.
-"We are going to get the perfect spot, there has to be the right amount of tanning beds and just a little bit of shade so that we don't get sunburned. Hanna don't grope Caleb in front of anyone go to the waterfalls like everybody else (cue offended noise by Hanna and huge smirk by Caleb)"- Paige had to snort at that one.
-"And you Paige…"-
That made her quiet
-"… Don't put sunblock on Emily's body, I don't know how but you two make it look like a porno and I don't want pimple, horny, barely hair on the arm pits boys to hover and invade our tanning spot"-
-"But I'll burn!"-
-" HOW do you know what a porno looks like Hastings?"-
A red-faced Spencer ignored them and kept on rambling rules and orders…
. – "Ezra, don't offer cookies to the kiddies it makes you look like a child predator"-
-"I'm not!"-
-"Well Aria isn't 18 yet you know?"-
-"Shut up Hanna"-
Aria, for the love of God, remove the weird hat; People think we are the rejected cast of wicked.
-"I resent that!"-
-Shut it Elphaba-
MOVING ON, shouted Spencer. –"Remember, snacks and refreshments are on the icepack, and we'll see each other at eight for the water lights show… And I guess that's everything"-
Everybody scrambled in a hurry after that
-"Wait! I forgot to give you your whistles in case you get lost!"-
-"They are gone babe"- said an amused Toby to a pouting Spencer-
-"I know"- Let out a disappointed Spencer.
They were going to be ok, after all water parks were for kids, what could ever go wrong?
Right?
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