Haikyuu! On Crack Chapter 1: Red Skin Potato, a haikyu/ハイキュー fanfic

Bokuto, Kuroo, Yaku, Lev

Mon, July 20, 10:46pm

Bokuto

I have transformed into a tomato

Kuroo

Wut

Bokuto

I'm really sunburnt

Kuroo

Ooooooof

I need pic

Bokuto

My legs are like super red

Kuroo

Food coloring red?

Bokuto

You should see the line between my normal skin and red skin

Kuroo

I wanna seeeeee

Bokuto

Hoot hoot I'm a red skin potato

Kuroo

Can I see? I wanna see.

Bokuto

The lightning's not good but sure

Kuroo

I wanna see my potato bro

I wanna see.

Let. Me. e

Bokuto

K I found better lighting

Kuroo

Noice

Bokuto

Hand

Kuroo

Wow

Compared to?

Bokuto

Legs

Kuroo

WOAH.

Bokuto

Yah

Kuroo
YOUR THIGHS VS YOUR LEGS.

I-

DID YOU USE SUNBLOCK

Kuroo changed Bokuto to Burntkuto

Burntkuto

Fair

Burntkuto changed Kuroo to Churro

Churro

Also fair

Burntkuto

Red skin potato mode activated

I DID USE SUNSCREEN JUST NOT ENOUGH APPARENTLY

Churro

BRO WHERE DID YOU GO?

Burntkuto

A RIVER

I went kayaking for like 3 ½ hours

Churro

GOSH WHAT HAPPENED THERE. DID ALL OF THE SUNSCREEN WASH OFF?

Burntkuto

It probably did wash off. I got in some rapids and got kinda wet

Churro

Please be safe and put some cream on it.

Burntkuto

I dont have any

Churro

No lotion or anything. Cream.

Oof.

Burntkuto

Yeah I put some cold water on it

Dont think that did anything

Churro

Rough. It's gonna start peeling in a day or so I bet

Burntkuto

And tomorrow I'm going hiking again (Ｔ＿Ｔ)

I better not get more sunburnt

Churro

If water runs over it then it gets rid of some of the burn and releases some of the heat in it to help it heal faster

Use cold water

Burntkuto

Oof. Well I just took a hot shower so uhh I probably made it worse

Churro

It also keeps it moisturized a little bit to reduce peeling but any water will for that

Burntkuto

And then I dripped some cold water on it later after realizing my mistake. It probably did nothing

Churro

Just dont try to peel the skin cause it makes it worse

Burntkuto

Yeah

Im just gonna hope it'll be more decent by the morning

Also it's kinda painful

Churro

When I had sunburn it went away in a day or so

I also do heal kinda fast tho

Burntkuto

Ive been sunburnt before, but never this much

Its usually been my shoulders neck and or face getting burnt instead

Churro

Yeah the little piece I had was bad enough

The tan on the back of my neck from the beach luckily went away

That was pretty bad. I dont usually burn tho

Burntkuto

How do you even know sunburn care

Churro

Im not about to get cancer from the sun

Also id recommend not drinking Snapple. It causes cancer

Yaku

Rip Bokuto

Churro

OH THIS WAS NOT A PRIVATE CHAT

Burntkuto

YEAH

Yaku

Did you not know

Churro

OOOPS. NOW MY WISH TO SEE MY POTATO BRO IS PUBLIC

I-

Burntkuto

Hahahaha

HOoT HoOT

Churro

OOPS

Yaku

What…

Churro

Hey.

We're all online together, do you wanna play saoif?

Burntkuto

You sa instead of hahaha lately. Are you afraid of the letter a or something?

Churro

Burntkuto

Churro

Burntkuto

AAA

Churro

AAAA

AAAAAAAAAA

Burntkuto

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Churoo

Yaku

watch?v=R7jpe8DLV88

Burntkuto

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Churro

Burntkuto

Ok that's enough for today

Churro

No.

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Burntkuto

Your gonna destroy my ear drums if you keep this up

Churro

Wow its too long

Burntkuto

Haha. It reduces you to the arrow thing

Yaku

Burntkuto

You too

Churro

Yaku won

*bows and admits defeat*

Burntkuto

He always wins

Yaku

Yes.

Churro

Yeah

Yaku

Correct

Churro

Wanna play SAOIF?

Why does everyone leave whenever I ask that?

Burntkuto

I mean I could but I can't call. So if you wanna keep chatting then no. Otherwise yes

Churro

Lol it's fine I dont always need to call its just easier

Burntkuto

You know maybe they're afraid of getting roped into grinding for 2 hours?

Idk

Churro

Lol true I do that a lot

Imma go online now

Join if you want

Burntkuto

Oh waif I just remembered I have to get up early tomorrow

Churro

Oh.

Burntkuto

I should really go to bed in a few minutes

Churro

Ok. I'll play by myself in a corner.

Burntkuto

Yes. Go be like Kenma.

Also I'm tryna go on this hike before the rain comes in tomorrow

Churro

Oh. Ok.

Im so loved

Yaku

You broke Kuroo, Bokuto.

Burntkuto

Anyways, happy gaming

You were being silent, Yaku not much better

Churro

Wow bro

*silence*

Burntkuto

*stab stab*

Goodnight

Churro

*strangled cat noise*

Unloved.

Dost thou hate me so that the blood moveth not to supply the brain its due oxygen?

Yaku

Sorry I am watching YouTube and not paying attention

Churro changed Yaku to Yeetku

Yeetku

Why?

Churro

Someone needed to be sacrificed

Yeetku

Fine. I'll keep it.

Churro

You like it

Yeetku

But it should've been you. You deserve it.

Churro

*sadness*

Yeetku

Idk if I want to play SAOIF but I'm fine just to talk or something else

Churro

Lol it's fine u can keep watching YouTube

Burntkuto

Just like how you can't see the blood flowing through your veins to supply oxygen, you can't see us, but we're still there

Churro

Awwww

BRO ㅠvㅠ

Yeetku

Unless you stab the veins

Then you can see the blood

Churro

Uhhhh

maybe not… i don't support the idea of self harm, thank you very much

Burntkuto

Well then we can just do the stabbing for you

Yeetku

Well i mean

Churro

I just realized how much I say "oh"

Burntkuto

Churro

Burntkuto

OHO

Churro

OHOHO

Well I mean I-

Uhm.

Welp. I'll be online in case people wanna play

Yeetku

But

Burntkuto

Why do my texts take so long to reach you guys

Churro

Idk

Yeetku

✨for science✨

As Lev would probably day

*say

Churro

Hes a Tiktok possessed height monster

My texts seem to reach pretty fast

Burntkuto

Nvm I guess it is fairly up to speed

Churro

Lol okay

Burntkuto

Oh yeah another section of my phone case broke

Now I can make mini antennas with it

Churro

Cool

Hey can I get you a new one please?

Burntkuto

Uhh sure? Idk I was probably gonna use some of my birthday money or something but if you want to them go ahead

Churro

Like a phone case. For Christmas. From me to you. As a gift… or something.

What do you like?

Burntkuto

Cases

Churro

No dip

Actually, remind me before Christmas. I'll forget what you tell me

Burntkuto

And we already taste Christmas gifts. Why did you make that sound so weird

*trade

Churro

Idk

Burntkuto

Well now I definitely should go to bed

Goodnight son

Yeetku

Goodnight…

Mother?

Burntkuto

Uhh I was talking to Kuroo but you too

Churro

Goodnight bro

Can I adopt you too? Ive already adopted Bokuto….

Welcome to the family Yaku

Burntkuto

Bruh

Yeetku

Uhhh

Burntkuto

We established this earlier

I am the mom

Besides I'm older than you by 2 months

Churro

Uhm. No

I called you son first

Burntkuto

Fine

Lev

I-

Yeetku

Neither of you would make good moms

Lev

My phone has blown up

Churro

HELLO

Burntkuto

Goodnight bro

Yeetku

…..

Churro

Goodnight bro

Burntkuto

Yeah sorry about that Lev

Churro

Nah you deserved it

Churro changed Lev's name to Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe

Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe

I-

What

I scrolled up to see your burnt skin ｡ﾟ( * w * )ﾟ｡

Are you ok?

Churro

Lol

No, he's not

Burntkuto

Yah

Churro

It'll be painful to sleep bro

Burntkuto

Guess I'm not going to bed after all pt. 2

Churro

Children need to go to bed.

Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe

What?

Children are short

Im not short cuz im ace

Churro

Oho?

Burntkuto

Im not short

Ask akaashi

Churro

True

Yeetku

Are you saying I'm a child? That I'm short?

Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe

Yes? I am anyways

Everyone here is too tall to be a kid

Yeetku

Time for you to die

Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe

Yeetku

I know where you live

Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe

WAIT

I-

Im sorry

Dont leave me here

Kuroo?

Bokuto?

Churro

Youre on your own

Burntkuto

Yeah im going to bed

Bye

Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe

Help me

Hey

Dont let me die

Mon, July 20, 11:53pm

Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe

Guys

I-

Send helzsdcsKkncskzksLzja,ZHDCAKS

This is Yaku

The giraffe has paid for its sins

Churro

Rip lev