Bokuto, Kuroo, Yaku, Lev
Wed, July 22, 9:57pm
Churro
Bro
Burntkuto
Bro
Churro
BRO
Burntkuto
BRO
Churro
BROHO
Burntkuto
BROHOHO
Churro
We need a cool name for this chat
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe has changed chat name to TikTok Dance Party
Churro
No
Burntkuto
No
Yeetku
No.
Yeetku has changed chat name to Giraffe Hunting
Churro
Lol
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
Why do I feel like you're trying to attack me
Yeetku
You shouldn't feel that way. We're not even attacking you.
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
Aw thanks!
Yeetku
We're hunting you.
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
THATS NOT ANY BETTER Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)
Burntkuto
Efk apubcqdpiceicnaokaoxjsifhworvubqou xka~;"and:83?
Churro
U good bro?
Burntkuto
My phone screen looked crap
Yeetku
Then change your trashy wallpaper
Burntkuto
IT IS NOT TRASHY .—.
Yeetku
A picture of an upside down dog in an owl costume sleeping on a pillow is trash.
Burntkuto
*Affronted hoot*
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
It should be a picture of me. Because I am ace
Churro
God no thatd be awful
Burntkuto
At least my background isnt an edited picture of myself holding a french baguette with a mustache
Churro
I thought we were bros (T_T)
My wallpaper is beautiful
Yeetku
I'm seriously beginning to rethink my choice of friends
TikTok Obssessed Giraffe
OMG YOU CALLED US UR FRIENDS
Yeetku has left Giraffe Hunting
Churro
Get back here
Burntkuto
ComE HEre bRO
Burntkuto has added Yeetku to Giraffe Hunting
Churro
There is no escape
Burntkuto
Welcome to hell
Churro has changed chat name to HELL (΄◉◞౪◟◉)
Yeetku
Without Akaashi here to reign you in it really is hell
Burntkuto
That's a great idea!
Burntkuto has added Akaashi to HELL (΄◉◞౪◟◉)
Akaashi
What the hell
Burntkuto
Hi Akaashi!
Churro
Lol. Hell
Yeetku
Bless the Lord
Burntkuto
Isn't it kinda weird to be doing that in hell?
Yeetku
Idk is it?
Churro
I think youd be in too much pain to be doing that
Yeetku
True
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
Unless you were a ✨demon lord✨
Akaashi
Who is that?
Yeetku
Lev
TikTok Obssesed Giraffe
I am ace
Yeetku
No you aren't. Stfu
Burntkuto
No cursing here. There are children.
Churro
*cough* Lev *cough*
TikTok Obssesed Giraffe
Me?!
Im too tall to be a child
I've got long legs
To the point where im literally a model
They tried to put me on the cover of Vogue. But my legs were just TOOOOO LONGGGGGG
Burntkuto
Everyday is leg day
Monday tuesday wednesday
Thighs calves all the way
Akaashi
Again I repeat: what the hell
Churro
Moving on
Akaashi needs a nickname
Burntkuto changed Akaashi's name to akaACHOO
akaACHOO
why?
I don't have corona
Churro
Because you need to be blessed with a sense of humor, akaACHOO
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
Bless you!
Burntkuto
Why are we still blessing in hell?
THIS IS HELL
Yeetku
Not while Akaashi's here to stop you.
Tell them to stop
akaACHOO
Bokuto, stop
Burntkuto
Right!
Yeetku has changed akaACHOO's name to Savior Akaashi
Yeetku has changed chat name to A More Bearable Version Of Hell
Churro
Really?
Nah bro I thought you were on my side
Yeetku
Begone thot
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
*YeeEET*
YOU DONE BEEN YOTE
Churro
Quick, bro!
Grab my hand!
Burntkuto
Okay bro!
*Grabs hand*
Churro
gotTA BLAST
Burntkuto
*blasts off in sparkles and owls*
HoOT
Churro
We're goin on a trip
Burntkuto
in our FAVORITE ROCKETCHIP
Churro
FLYIN THRU THE SKIES
Burntkuto
LITTLE EINSTEINS
Yeetku
Wow look at em go
Churro
But on another note, we aint gone yet!
Burntkuto
We just getting back!
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
OH ITS LIKE YOUR ALIENS
Oikawa would love that
Did you know he has underwear with aliens on it?
Yeetku
*you're
Why do you even know that
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
He told me
Savior Akaashi
Why would he tell you that
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
I dunno
Yeetku
I don't know how to feel about that
Churro
What do ya mean
Thats normal bro talk
Like mine has erlenmeyer flasks on it and Bokuto's has owls
Savior Akaashi
I just don't-
Burntkuto
Hey what if we get alien underwear for oikawa for christmas
Churro
Thats a good idea bro!
Burntkuto
Bro!
Churro
BRO!
Burntkuto
BRO!
Churro
BROOO!
Burntkuto
BROOOOOOOOO!
Savior Akaashi
Stop please
Yeetku
Thanks Akaashi
Savior Akaashi
It was getting annoying
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
I thought it was funny!
Churro
We can do it again if you want!
Yeetku
Stop
Savior Akaashi
NO
bokuto don't listen
Burntkuto
Okay!
TikTok Obssesed Giraffe
How come you always listen to Akaashi, Bokuto?
Burntkuto
Cause he's my husband
Savior Akaashi
No I'm not
Burntkuto
Yes you are don't deny it
We are getting married
Actually I already consider us married
Savior Akaashi
I don't
Burntkuto
We'll have a wedding soon
Churro
Bro can I be the best man!?
Burntkuto
YES BRO
TikTok Obssesed Giraffe
I CAN BE THE WEDDIDNG PLANNNER!
Yeetku
Gosh no. You'll just make everything TikTok themed
And I really don't want to see you renegading to "here comes the bride"
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
But I can make it ✨nice✨
Yeetku
NO.
TikTok Obsessed Giraffe
BUT I-
I CAN-
Yeetku
NO CHILD.
Savior Akaashi
I agree that Lev would be a terrible wedding planner but still
Why does it sound like you support the wedding?
Yeetku
Cause I do
Churro
Top 10 anime betrayals
Savior Akaashi
You make it sound like we're in an anime
Burntkuto
Because we are and in another universe people are watching us
And we're actually in an anime and just don't know it
Churro
I-
BRO. NOT THE 4TH WALL
Yeetku
Rip fourth wall 2k20
Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe
RIP
Burntkuto
And our whole lives act as meme materials to further the meme economy and boost it for more diverse memes
Churro
We been knew
I was born a meme
Burntkuto
Our lives are a joke
Churro
Rip
Savior Akaashi
You're a joke
Burntkuto
I mean
*Enters emo mode*
Yeetku
There he goes
Churro
Bro!
Bro!
Answer me!
Burntkuto
Don't talk to me anymore…
I can't make anymore good memes…
I'm no longer fit to be called a humorous man...
Churro
*Tears*
Bro! You gotta wake up!
Don't leave me all alone
Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe
*Sobs*
Churro
*Cries*
Wait come back..!
Burntkuto
*Silence*
Churro
Bro, Im so sorry..!
Burntkuto
*Silence*
Churro
*Sadness*
Burntkuto
No bro…
What I wanted you to say back then was…
Churro
*sadness*
Burntkuto
You can be a MEME
Churro
*Wails*
Yeetku
Wow
Was that a blatant usage of bnha?
Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe
*Sobs*
That was… that was so beautiful
You really can be a hero of the meme economy bokuto
Yeetku
Symbol of peace in an economy of recycled memes
Churro
I tried so hard bro
Burntkuto
Don't worry bro
I just wanna be the best
Like no one ever was
To be memeable is my request
To make memes is my cause~
Churro
I will travel across the web
Searching far and wide
Burntkuto
Every meme that I create
Holds the power of God and anime inside
Yeetku
That's too many words
Tiktok Obsessed Giraffe
Oop
Churro
MEMEABLE!
Burntkuto
Gotta make em all!
Churro
Us bros so cool~
Burntkuto
Our broship will pull us through
Savior Akaashi
Why.
Churro
Toss to me and I'll toss to you
Savior Akaashi
Kuroo isn't a setter
Burntkuto
We'll always win, yeah wohoo
BRO-KE-MON~
Churro
Gotta make em all!
Burntkuto
BROKEMON
Churro
Burntkuto, I CHOOSE YOU!
Yeetku
Smh
Wow I thought you would leave Burntkuto for Akaashi. The disappointment
Are you really trying to destroy their relationship
TikTok Obssesed Giraffe
OOP
WAIT-
TEAAAAAAAA
SPILL.
Savior Akaashi
And why do you think I would want him?
He's all yours Kuroo
Churro
Aww thanks
Burntkuto
Wait Akaashi I-
We can make this work!
Savior Akaashi has left A More Bearable Version of Hell
Yeetku
Oof, a divorce
Churro
Wait this might actually kill him
Burntkuto
*extreme emo mode activated*
Theres nothing left for me in life…
Im sorry guys… but I just dont think I can get through this
TikTok Obssesed Giraffe
ITS OK BOKUTO.
watch?v=EHQZkSIxGdE
(That's the link to the "why be sad when you can be glade?" video btw)
Yeetku
You're not helping
Churro
Bro
bro
BRO
Oh gosh this is bad