Now, RedHood123, if you're reading this, since you made an alternate ending to my Deadpool story, I think I'd make sense if I made an alternate ending to yours where instead of being thrown into the Sea of Blood, he is taken to court for all his actions.

"Go to court? Me? Ha!" Deadpool shouted.

How did you escape the Sea of blood?

"Same way that sand guy did." Deadpool explained. "Became food for a giant-ass fish."

As Scorpion said it: That was the end of your luck. Let's begin.

(Bang!)

"Court is now in session for the trails of the multiple crimes committed by Mr. Wade Winston Wilson, AKA Deadpool." The Judge stated.

In the prosecution desk was DiamondPickle994 and RedHood123. In the defense desk was Deadpool by himself. In the Jury was: Roland Landlubber, Beary The Bear, Master Panda, Master Shifu, Rita's Mom, Joker (Persona), King Pong, Violet the Gazelle, Constantine, Superman, Johnny Cage (old and more mature), and Captain Falcon.

"The prosecution is ready, your honour." Said RedHood123.

"The defence is also ready, your honour." Deadpool Said. "I shall be defending myself. Because the author is too lazy to give me a lawyer."

"Very well." The Judge Said. "Wade Wilson, you are accused of too many crimes to count. How do you plead?"

"I plead guilty of being a sex machine!" Deadpool Shouted. "Queen Pong certainly thought so, Or knew so!"

"Mr. Deadpool! This is a serious matter!" The Judge Shouted.

"Well, I'm seriously awesome!" Deadpool replied.

"Ugh! Please call the first witness!" Shouted The Judge.

(First witness: Deery The Deer)

"Ms. Deery, is there any other crimes the defendant has committed that you know?" Asked The Bailiff.

"I know that he used me as a weapon against RedHood123 during their battle." Deery explained.

"Are you saying Deadpool has also committed animal cruelty?" The Bailiff Asked.

"Yes." Deery Said. "An additional charge on animal cruelty after throwing a ChimiChanga into Violet's face."

The Jury began whispering to each other.

"Thank you for the info, Deery. No more questions." The Bailiff dismissed. "Next!"

(Second witness: Queen Pong)

"Now, Queen Pong, is it true you engaged in sexual activity with the defendant?" The Bailiff Asked.

"What? No!" Queen Pong retorted. "What kind of question is that?!"

"Well, your highness, this piece of paper claims you did." The Bailiff explained.

"That paper is false! I would never cheat on my husband!" The Queen replied with disgust.

"That's a relief." King Pong Said. "See, I knew she'd never sleep with a ruffian!"

"Hey! She didn't do it with a ruffian, she did it with a God!" Deadpool Said.

"How dare you!" Queen Pong Shouted.

"Hold everything!" Shouted a voice. Into the courtroom walked Younger Johnny Cage.

"Oh Christ." Said Older Johnny Cage.

"This man is innocent!" Said Young Johnny Cage. "I shall be representing him from now on!"

"Very well." The Judge said. "You shall be the third witness."

(Third witness: Young Johnny Cage)

"Now, you claim the defendant is innocent." Stated The Bailiff. "How so?"

"Well, first, like me, he's awesome as shit!" Young Johnny said.

Older Johnny groaned.

"We're in a courtroom!" Older Johnny said.

"Relax, old man me." Younger Johnny replied. "I know what I'm doing. Anyways, for the birth certificate charges, he was paid by Mr. Mxyzptlk to write fake names on their birth certificates.

(Before the birth certificate incident)

"Just make sure the names are different from what they actually are, okay?" Said the Imp from the 5th dimension, handing a large amount of money to Deadpool.

"You got it, pal." Deadpool agreed, taking the stack.

"I think we'll get along just fine." Mr. Mxyzptlk replied.

(Now, back to the courtroom in the present)

"So, he was bribed by an Imp with a name no one can pronounce?" Asked The Judge.

"That's correct, Your Honour." Younger Johnny said. "And I've got the evidence in this briefcase."

Younger Johnny handed the case to The Judge, who opened it. Inside, was a mountain of money.

"This is a cash bribe!" Retorted The Judge. "One more attempted bribe out of you, Mr. Younger Cage, and you shall be held in Contempt Of Court!"

"Damnit." Younger Johnny said.

"Now, let's call the last witness before we take a break." The Judge said.

(Fourth witness: Hugo)

"Now, Mr. Hugo, is it, or is it not true the Defendant interrupted the moment you were having with Ms. Rita by shouting that you should 'do it', and then showing you explicit fanart of you two doing 'you know what'?" Asked The Bailiff.

"That's correct." Hugo replied. "It happened after..."

"Uhh, Your Honour, I would like to have a word in private with the witness!" Rita interrupted.

"Granted." The Judge replied.

"Oooooh, they're gonna do it!" Younger Johnny replied.

Hugo and Rita glared at Younger Johnny, then both began attacking his face.

"Aaggh! My face! Okay, I'm sorry! I get it! I'll stop okay?!" Younger Johnny replied.

"Your Honour, those little buggers are attacking my lawyer!" Deadpool said.

"Well, those 'little buggers' were provoked, so they're free to do so." The Judge replied.

"You know, Author, you could do some good things for me at times!" Deadpool said.

Well, I choose not to. Anyways (outside the courtroom with Rita and Hugo)

"Hugo, you cannot tell them about the Dalmatians!" Said Rita.

"Our actions were for self-defence, Rita." Hugo replied.

"I know, but I don't think they'll believe us!" Rita explained. "Just please don't tell them."

Hugo sighed. "Okay, only for you."

Rita looked at him, and smiled.

"You know, there is a way you could help me move on from the deaths of those Dalmatians." She said, seductively.

(Meanwhile, in the afterlife with Dylan and Dolly)

The two Dalmatians were in Heaven with Angel wings and Halos above their heads because All Dogs Go To Heaven. See the Easter Egg?

"I can't believe we're dead!" Dolly retorted. "What are Mom and Dad gonna think?"

"I don't know, Dolly." Dylan replied. "We're also here with a Rabbit, a Skunk who knows Kung-Fu, a bug with one eye, an Alligator that shoots water, and a Flower Dinosaur."

"Wait! How did Plankton get into heaven?" Asked Deadpool.

"Hey! Get out of here!" Dylan shouted.

"Yeah! This is our shot, not yours!" Dolly agreed.

"I don't see your names on it." Deadpool replied.

Deadpool, stay in this shot if your penis is microscopic.

And, as quick as a Flash, Deadpool was gone.

That takes care of that. Now, back to Hugo and Rita

"H-how can I help you?" Hugo asked.

"I'll show you how." Rita replied, lightly kissing him, which he was returning/

(Thump!)

Rita and Hugo fell to the ground, continuing to make out. Then, without warning, The Bailiff walked into the room.

"Alright, you two, it's time to.." The Bailiff said, then saw them making out.

Hugo and Rita stopped in their tracks, and stared at The Bailiff, who slowly walked backwards into the Courtroom.

"What were the witnesses doing?" Asked The Judge.

The Bailiff whispered into The Judge's ear.

"Oh." The Judge said. "Well, I think it's time to take a break, and allow The Jury to discuss if the Defended, Deadpool is Guilty, or Not Guilty. But, try not to go into the hallway until Hugo and Rita return. Please just don't. Court adjourned."

(Bang!)

(Now, we cut to The Jury)

"Well, it's quite clear he's guilty." Superman said. "He wrote 'Goku should've beat me' on my cape."

"Not only that, he called me fat!" Roland said.

"He called me fat, too!" Beary added.

"Not only did he insult my boss, he called me fat as well!" Constantine said.

Then, the three began munching celery.

"He made sexual remarks about my wife!" King Pong added.

"He scarred my daughter!" Added Rita's Mom.

"He influenced Younger Me to make crude jokes about my daughter!" Older Johnny said.

"Really? He made jokes involving your daughter, too?" Asked Rita's Mom.

"Yep." Older Johnny replied.

"He duped us?" Rita's Mom asked.

"He duped us." Replied Older Johnny.

"You think that's bad, he sprayed graffiti all over my car!" Added Captain Falcon. "He drew arrows pointing at me, saying I'm a Power Ranger ripoff. How am I a Power Ranger ripoff? Everyone who sees my car is gonna think I'm a complete tool!"

"He disgusted my student!" Master Panda retorted.

"Same to mine." Added Master Shifu.

"What about when he wrote the fake names on Morgana's children's birth certificates?" Joker added. "He's like The Joker. And I mean the clown, not me."

"Do I even need to add the Chimichanga, and wall bit he did to me?" Asked Violet.

"Nope." King Pong answered. "So, it's settled. We all agree he's guilty."

Everyone agreed.

(Now, back to the Courtroom, and after a while of presenting evidence, as well as Deadpool ad Younger Johnny Cage making unfunny jokes)

"After witnessing all the evidence, and receiving confessions, as well as additional evidence, from everyone who accuses you, Wade Winston Wilson, AKA Deadpool, of numerous actions." The Judge stated. "Including the sexual fanart images involving Mr. Hugo the Hugus Primiticus, or whatever that is, and Ms. Rita the City Fox. You, Deadpool, are charged with criminal deformation, and sexual exploitation in the creation of sexual fanart which was shown as evidence to our Jury."

Rita's Mom was shooting a death glare at Deadpool from The Jury's desk.

"Objection!" Shouted Younger Johnny Cage. "The people who accused Deadpool are all losers!"

"Oh yeah!" Deadpool agreed.

"That's it!" The Judge boomed. "Bailiff, remove this person from the Courtroom immediately! And Objection Overruled!"

Younger Johnny was taken out of the courtroom.

"Thanks alot, Author!" Deadpool retorted.

That's what you get.

"Now, where was I? Oh yes." The Judge added. "The court also charges you with multiple charges of invasion of privacy and harassment. On top of that, multiple charges of sexual harassment, animal cruelty, assault, provocation, acceptance of bribery, vandalism, attempted birth certificate forgery, falsely imitating a doctor, insolence towards royalty, multiple accounts for unlicensed hypnotism and murder, and for being an annoying dick in general! So, before this court sentences you for the charges, do you have anything to say in your defense?"

"I win again!" Deadpool announced, pulling out a 'Get out of jail free' card.

The next thing Deadpool knew, he was thrown in jail.

Now, for those of you wondering Deadpool's sentence, here it is: Deadpool got 5 years in Jail without bail or parole, and 3 years for good behaviour. And when he is released, he will have 10 years of probation and community service, a restraining order against all he had annoyed throughout all four stories, (the first one, the alternate ending, the comeuppance one, and this one) and £1,413 in fines. All his crimes go on his criminal record and if he violates his probation, the restraining orders, or does not do what is required, he WILL spend those 10 years in maximum security prison.

"Hold it right there! It's not over for me yet!" Deadpool added. "I have a note for DiamondPickle994 and RedHood123 which I will read now."

Dear RedHood123 and DiamondPickle994,

I know we never got on over the course of all the stories you included me in, but I just wanna say thanks.

With the stories you included me in, you made me seem more popular and creative from your POVs.

But for those going to miss me, don't you cry, I'll be back again someday.

But until then, I'll be serving out the rest of my sentences.

Sayonara, DiamondPickle994 and RedHood123. Sayonara.

"Phew." Deadpool said. "I am done with these FanFictions. Can somebody get me a Chimichanga?"

The End. (Or is it?)