He turns to the hedge hog in the middle of the room looking really tense and he says
"I'm guessing you're name must be Brodie" "yes it is is" "what is this" "a hot dog " " ah a hotdog the middle of every tasty meal " "what kind of hot dog is it" knuckles replies "it's a chili dog" "no where did you get it " " from loa chili dog" "oh i have heard of that place they had pretty tasty hot dogs I never tried one because my boss always gives us chili dogs and I'm tired of it can i try it ?" "sure" knuckles swallows it then replies with "mmm this is a pretty tasty hot dog" "hey tails!" "yeah" " have you heard of a loa chili dog" "no" he then speaks to the hedgehog "also can i try your refreshing beverage to help washdown the chili dog?" "sure"
knuckles grabs the drink from his hand and drinks all of his beverage leaving no ounce of liquid in the drink "mmm refreshing" "so brodie what do the Germans call a quarter pounder with cheese ?" "Hamburger Royal"" why do they call it that " "um because of their metric system" knuckles laughs a little "look at the big brain on Brodie"
He then turns to tails and says "tails do we have it? tails to we have it?! " "ohhhh yes we do !" tails says in a happy tone Brodie then says "okay i have heard your name tails who are you?" "I'm knuckles and you're smart ass wont talk you're way out of this" Brodie gets more tense and says in a scared tone "look i know things were fucked up between me and sonic we were in here for the best intentions" *bang* he gets cut off by gunshot "oh i'm sorry did i break your concentration" says knuckles Brodie breathes heavily and he looks very tense " "okay Brodie what does sonic look like ``''what I ?``''WHAT DOES SONIC LOOK LIKE!". "what what" Brodie says in a confused tone knuckles shoots the table and throws it at the wall and it breaks into small parts " "WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM" "what" OH YOU'RE FROM WHAT DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT! " "what "ENGLISH BOY DO YOU SPEAK IT! " "yes yes" "THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING DESCRIBE WHAT SONIC HEDGEHOG LOOKS LIKE!" "what okay he's " knuckles shoots the wall "SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY IT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!"