WE'RE HERE PEOPLE! IT'S ALREADY TIME FOR CHAPTER SIX AND I'M SO EXCITED! I HOPE YOU ENJOY^^
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SUICIDE SQUAD. I REALLY WISH I DID THOUGH.
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Harley's eyes slowly opened to an extremely high ceiling that she had never seen before.
She seemed to be waking up a lot like this lately.
She slowly and cautiously sat up and looked down to find herself in a king sized bed with purple satin sheets. Definitely a bed that was unfamiliar to her. She looked around until she noticed a piece of paper on the table next to her.
'I had the boys send up a rack of clothes so put on something sexy and meet me downstairs in the club. Make sure you're on your best behavior kitten so I can decide whether or not to keep you or send you back to the animal shelter.'
Joker. Harley felt herself smile brightly and shake her head at his denial of affection for her before she jumped up and excitedly went through the rack of clothes infront of her. She couldn't wait to see her puddin'.
She quickly dressed up when she spotted a black and gold dress but once she looked in the mirror, she felt like something was missing. The dress was gorgeous but it needed something..more. She needed something more.
Harley suddenly smiled brightly when she realized what she needed, she was gonna need hair dye.
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The Joker kept his eyes towards the stairs waiting for his Harley Quinn to appear and she was taking much too long for his liking.
''He don't shake hands! Sit down. Have a drink,'' Joker heard from his most trusted body guard, Johnny Ringer. He assumed that meant his next appointment had arrived.
''Hey J. On behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You making me good money, making you good money.'' Joker finally looked over to a tall African American man covered in piercings and tattoos sitting infront of him. He recognized him as one of the most prominent drug dealers in Gotham.
''Are ya sweet talking me?'' Joker reached up and covered his mouth with his hand while laughing lightly. ''I love this guy. He's so intense.''
''Sir, she just arrived,'' Johnny stated causing the Joker to look over, his heart beat quickened and his pants tightened at the sight before him. He watched her wink at him before making her way over to the cage the dancers used that was directly in his eyesight.
''You a lucky man J. Got a bad bitch.'' Joker frowned before he grinned and looked over at his acquaintance.
''Oh that she is,'' Joker stood up and pointed towards his queen that was putting on a show just for him. ''The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch! The one, the only, the soon to be infamous, Harley Quinn!'' He growled and watched her for a moment before he whistled her over to him. ''Oh come to daddy.''
''Puddin,'' Harley grinned and giggled.
''Listen, you are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka! You belong to him now,'' Joker grinned.
Harley grinned. If that's the game he wanted to play, then she'd play it too, but better, so she walked over and straddled the Joker's companion.
She barked at him and giggled. ''You're cute. You want me? I'm all yours,'' She whispered. Joker panted in anger at the closeness of the two and the imense pleasure the latter was having.
''I don't want no beef,'' Joker's associate stated when he looked over at the Joker.
''You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?'' He growled.
''Why what's wrong? You don't like me? Fine don't waste my time then,'' Harley stood up and took her puddin's former spot on his couch.
''Are you enjoying yourself?'' Joker questioned the thug who quickly shook his head.
''Nah. That's your lady Joker,'' His pulse quickened when he noticed the clown pull out a gun. ''No J-!''
''Did you enjoy yourself princess?'' Joker questioned when he turned to Harley grabbed a handful of her newly blue-tipped hair but he was taken by surprise when she moaned in pleasure.
''What's the problem Mistah J? I just did as you said but honestly I did use it as a way to test you.''
''What kind of test?'' Joker growled. Harley smiled brightly and stood before him.
''You care about me! Or at the very least you don't want anyone else to have me so why don't you just have me?'' Harley whispered against his neck. Joker growled when she licked up to his chin.
''You have no idea what you're getting yourself into little girl.''
''Do it. I can take it,'' Harley whimpered when he bit down on her bottom lip.
''You won't be saying that later,'' Joker hissed before he pulled her up, wrapped her legs around his waist causing her dress to hike up and held onto her before taking her up the stairs.
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The King and the new Queen of Gotham City untanged themselves from each other and tried to catch their breath.
''If it's this intense just feeling you around me, imagine feeling you inside of me,'' Harley whispered in her Joker's ear and giggled when he growled at her. She slowly sat up and fixed her dress before she began to get lost in her head.
''What's the problem my little kitten?'' Joker asked. Harley smiled slightly.
''Something just doesn't add up. Dr. Arkham gave you to me because he said he thought since I was the first one in the hospital who was nice to you, you'd open up to me more but you don't care if people are nice to you or not, if they bug you, you just kill them.'' Joker nodded. ''So why?''
''What are you thinking?'' Joker asked.
''I think he wanted you to kill me,'' Harley answered.
''Why would he want that?'' Joker questioned.
''Because everyone at the hospital hates me because I actually care about the patients. Dr. Arkham would be no exception,'' Harley shared.
''You want me to kill him for you princess?'' Joker offered. Harley smiled and shook her head.
''Not yet puddin'. First I have to connect all the dots. I'm sure this is bigger than just Dr. Arkham,'' Harley glared.
''I love that evil look you got going on baby. I've never seen it before,'' Joker smirked.
''You know what I love?'' Harley whispered against her lover's neck.
''What would that be?'' Joker groaned. Harley pulled him down onto her and smirked.
''You.''
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Harley yawned and picked herself up out of bed when she noticed she was alone and she already knew the drill that if her clown wasn't with her then he was downstairs at the club, usually doing business, so she stood up and went to dress up for her puddin'.
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''We missed you around here daddy,'' Joker's most popular dancer, Eve Parker entered his booth and sat herself down on his lap.
''I'm sure you did doll but I had business to take care of,'' Joker grunted as she pressed herself tightly against his body.
''I missed you so much. You wouldn't mind if we have a little fun right?'' She whispered in his ear and smirked when she felt him nod against her and noticed the eyes on them. ''You don't mind, do you blondie? I'll even be nice and let you watch little girl.'' Joker looked over to see Harley walk in.
''Not at all. Help yourself. I'm sure he's aware that if he touches one hair on your poorly moisturized skin, he won't be touching me for at least six months, which will be accompanied by STD tests. You two enjoy your night now,'' Harley smiled brightly and went off to dance by herself. Joker watched with wide eyes as she walked away from him without a second glance.
''D-Do you want me to k-kill her boss?'' Teddy Baker, Joker's newest recruit questioned. Joker snapped his head towards him.
''Excuse me?''
''I heard you don't like to be 'talked down' to s-sir,'' Teddy reiterated. Joker pulled out his gun and waved it at him furiously.
''I'll kill you. Don't even look at her you little twerp!'' The young boy nodded frantically and ran out of the booth. ''And you. Don't ever come near me again and just do your goddamn job and entertain the fucking customers! And if Harls decides to kill you, except it happily. Now get the hell out of my sight,'' Joker sighed and pushed her away from his body. He looked over and noticed Harley across the dance floor, smirking at him and licking her lips in anticipation.
She was already proving to be a handful.
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TA-DA! NOT A LOT HAPPENED JUST SOME JOKER/HARLEY MOMENTS TO MAKE YOU TINGLE ALL OVER. REVIEWS PEOPLE, REVIEWS.
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