Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...Work and other stories taking up my time, what else can I say? Here you go.

I OWN NOTHING. I PROMISE.

''What am I going to do? What am I going to do? What the fuck am I going to do?'' Harley paced back and forth in the space allotted in her bathroom. ''I've got to think of something fast. Before he gets home. What the fuck am I going to do? Calm down Harley. Take a deep breath. The idea of an abortion makes me sick so that's a no-go. Obviously too late for the morning after pill. I can't raise a baby in this environment. Alright. I'm ready.''

''Sugar?'' Harley heard the Joker call for her from their room and took another deep breath before exiting.

''Hi puddin','' Harley smiled and let him pull her into his arms.

''Were you a good girl while I was away?'' Joker asked.

''No,'' Harley smirked.

''That's my girl,'' Joker chuckled.

''We need to talk,'' Harley removed herself from his arms.

''What's up?'' Joker questioned.

''There has been a development,'' Harley grimaced.

''What kind of development?'' Joker growled.

''I'm pregnant,'' Harley confessed causing her lover's eyes to widen.

''Shit! Shit Harls! Fuck! I thought you were smarter than that!''

''Excuse me? You're the one who has a phobia of condoms and I told you last month that I was sick and my birth control was gonna be off and what did you say? 'I got to have you right now kitten. It'll be fine.' Remember that asshole?'' Harley reminded angrily.

''Fine. It's my fault then. We'll go to the women's clinic tomorrow and get that thing taken care of,'' Joker sighed.

''Over my fucking dead body we will! I will not have an abortion!'' Harley growled.

''You want us to have a fucking kid then? Are you that fucking dumb?'' Joker questioned.

''Well if you would shut your fucking mouth for a second and let me tell you what I've decided then we wouldn't even be arguing you sack of poorly packaged shit!'' Harley screamed before pushing past him and heading out.

''Come back here Harley!'' Joker called after her.

''Fuck off!'' Harley answered back.

''I'm sorry!''

Harley stopped when she heard those words leave her lover's lips, she finally turned back towards him.

''I'm sorry I lost my temper like that. I-I love you doll face and a baby complicates things,'' Joker sighed.

''I know that. I wasn't suggesting we keep it, I just don't want to not even give it a chance to do something in the world,'' Harley explained.

''Oh baby,'' The Joker wrapped his arms around his partner in crime and life. ''Since the day I met you, I found myself thinking things I never thought about before. We can't have a child in these conditions and we can't even get married and sometimes I just feel like that's fucked. I wish I could be a different man for you sweetheart but I am who I am and as much as I wish we could live that cookie cutter life we both know I can't.''

''I know baby. I knew all of that when I chose you puddin'. I know we can't keep this baby which is why I'm suggesting adoption,'' Harley shared.

''Can you live with the fact that we'll have a kid out there and can't do anything for them?'' Joker questioned.

''More than I can live with the fact that I killed my own child,'' Harley shrugged. ''We can at least watch over him right? And make sure he's always okay?''

''No harm in that I suppose,'' Joker smirked.

''Plus, we would make a cute ass baby, don't you think?'' Harley grinned.

Joker laughed and pulled her into his arms. ''The cutest baby to ever exist.''

I am so sorry! This chapter has been finished and just sitting my document manager and I didn't realize it. I am so so sorry! Reviews people, reviews.

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