A/N: Sorry guys, I know it's been long... but I'm here now!

Just sit back and enjoooooyyyy. *sits on a comfy armchair and puts popcorn into mouth*

I don't own Harry Potter. I think you know this because if I did, Remus would most certainly NOT be dead.

Btw, I can't be bothered to look in the OotP to see how the convo at the start actually is... bear with me.

"HE IS NOT YOUR SON, SIRIUS!"

"WELL, HE IS AS GOOD AS!"

CRASH

Sirius and Molly stopped their argument. Everyone stood stock still as they silently drew their wands out and stood next to the door.

"James!"

"What?"

"Get your foot out of my face before I hex you!"

"Ok, ok Lily! Just wait a sec... argh! Al, kindly remove your rear end from my face!"

Rose snorted. "I never knew you knew those words, James."

"Of course I did! I'm not that master pranking idiot you all believe me to be!"

"You are one."

"No! Don't do that! Move your leg slightly to the left and then Al, you try to stand up! No, not like that! Wait, look where we are!"

"Umm, Grimmauld Place, obviously."

"Yes! We're not far from home. You guys could floo over to the burrow and explain why we're not home."

"No! I mean, we could ask Kreacher to help us!"

"And why would Kreacher help you?"

The children whipped their heads around and their eyes fell on Sirius Black and the group behind him. That included Dumbledore. Frantic whispers erupted from the group as they realised what had happened.

James was the first one to recover.

"I can't believe it's you! Sirius Black, master pranker at school and part of the marauders! Wow, you look just like how dad described you!"

James rambled on about him being his idol as Sirius stared on in shock. "What?"

Rose stood up. "As the idiot failed to mention, we're from the future!"

Silence.

Then Dumbledore broke it. "How do we know you aren't death eaters?"

Everyone rolled up their left sleeves.

"It could be glamoured, finite."

Nothing happened at all.

"Very well, you aren't death eaters. But how do we know we can trust you? Tell us something that only us here will know."

Al looked upwards. "This is 12 Grimmauld Place, kept under the Fidelius charm. The secret keeper is Albus Dumbledore- you. This house belongs to Sirius. There should be a house elf here, called Kreacher. He makes a pretty good pie, he does."

Sirius stared at him. "Kreacher cooks?! But- but- he hates everyone!"

"Nope, that's only you and the order, Sirius. He likes us a lot. James not so much." Rose explained.

Dumbledore looked at them all fondly. "Fantastic! I believe introductions are in order. It's ok, you can tell us who you are. Don't tell us about the future, not yet anyway. I would like some information about that kept hidden from us."

James stepped up and beamed. "I'm James Sirius Potter, that's right Sirius, you heard me right!"

"Are you serious?!"

"Oh no..."

He smirked. "Of course I am, it's my middle name!"

Sirius burst into laughter while Remus smacked his forehead.

"I believe you now! You're Sirius! HAA! Moooonyyy loook! It's him!"

Remus merely sighed. "Sirius, that joke's gone old," he said wearily.

"What?!"

Before Remus could reply, James continued speaking.

"I'm Gryffindor and I play Chaser for the team. Gryffindor has won for many years in a row thanks to dad and us."

"Lemme guess. You're my godson's, aren't you! Woo hoo! I'm a great godfather, now!"

"Sirius, there's no such thing."

"I'm pretty sure there is."

"There's not."

"Whatever you say, Moony."

Al stepped up. "I'm Al Potter- no James! I'm not going to- oh fine."

He rolled his eyes before nervously saying, "My name is... Albus..." He winced, "Severus... Potter."

Dumbledore beamed widely. "I'm touched that he named you after me. Severus as well... I assume he knows?"

They all nodded.

"Who told him?"

Paling, Severus spoke. "Must've been you, I would never tell him!"

Upon noticing the man, Lily ran up to him and hugged him. "Sev! You're here! You kept your promise!"

Severus stiffed at the hug and paled even more if that was possible.

Al smiled. "Your portrait told her that one day, you would play with her in real life. She thinks this is that day. Hence..." He gestured to Lily.

The man relaxed a bit before glaring at Dumbledore. "What do I do?" he hissed.

Amused, Dumbledore mimed zipping up his lips. "That is for you to decide, Severus."

Severus looked down at the little girl hugging him and surprisingly, hugged her back.

"Sev, can I ask you something?"

Thinking of Lily (Potter (A/N: Lily Luna is Potter though? Wait, I'm confused now.)) his gazed softened and nodded.

"I was thinking about a potion-"

He smiled at her.

Sirius gasped and clutched his heart. "Nooooooo! How can that be?! Someone actually likes him! Mooooooonnnnnnyyyyyy I'm actually going to dieeeeeee. She likes potions! Howwwwww? Furthermore, Snivelly smiled! My eyes, ahhhhhh! Help me, Harry named his son after that slimy git! The world is ending!"

Affronted, Lily released Severus and glared furiously at Sirius. "HE'S NOT A SLIMY GIT! HE'S A HUMAN BEING-"

"More like a bat" James muttered.

"AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS! HIS NAME IS SEVERUS, S-E-V-E-R-U-S NOT SNIVELLY OR SNIVELLUS!" she huffed. "I'M TIRED OF YOU BEING AN ARROGANT TOERAG AND ALWAYS BULLYING HIM! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE FOR ONE SECOND?! Oh, I wish I was home now! Cuz now you're real and you're going to hex Sev!"

Sirius guiltily put his hidden wand back.

"It was much better back then! Yeah, you still argued but at least you couldn't do anything to each other, seeing as you portraits were opposite each other in daddy's study!"

Astonished, Severus knelt down and looked at Lily. "Thank you."

"It's ok, Sev. You are my best friend."

She hugged him. "Let's go somewhere else before that ugly person is mean to you again."

Realising that Lily was pointing to him, Sirius yelped and ran his hands through his hair. "What is it? Moony, what's wrong with my face?!"

"Nothing, Padfoot."

"Yes, there is! She said so," he whined.

"Lily was joking," he said exasperatingly.

"No, she wasn't!"

"I'm telling you, she wasn't being serious."

"Of course she wasn't, I'm Sirius! He's pretty much Sirius as well," he added thoughtfully, pointing at James.

"Oh, grow up."

"Never!"

Before the duo could go somewhere else, Dumbledore stopped them. "Before you go off could you introduce yourself?"

Lily smiled and nodded happily. "I'm Lily Luna Potter and I am not attending Hogwarts yet. However, I am sure I'm going to get into Gryffindor. I wouldn't mind, though if I was in Slytherin. After all, it is Sev's house plus I will be with Al!"

Sirius choked on the butterbeer that he was chugging down. "Did you say that," he wildly indicated Al, "is in Slytherin?!"

Al hid behind his cousin Rose as Lily Luna nodded happily.

Sirius moaned and placed a hand over his heart. "Moooooonnnyyyyyyyyyy!"

"Shut up, Sirius."

"But Moonnyyyy, he's in Slytherinnnnn..."

"And?"

"They're evillllllll..."

"Do you really think Harry's child would be evil?"

"No but still!"

"Sirius, only your family was evil."

"And they were all in Slytherin!"

"Slytherin is the house of the sly, cunning and ambitious."

"Huh? Where did it say that? I'm pretty sure it was the house of the evil death eaters."

Rose rolled her eyes. Annoyed at the lack of attention, Lily proceeded onwards. "I like kittens but I have a toy dog called Snuffles."

Sirius instantly beamed widely and turned into a dog but the fun was short-lived as Severus, who was disgusted by the dirty dog, forced Sirius out of his animagus form. Scowling, Sirius shot a glare at Severus who only gladly returned it back.

"Why is your middle name Luna?" asked Remus.

"I'm named after you, of course!"

Sirius stopped his glaring contest with Severus and turned to Lily. "What did you say? How can Luna be Remus?"

"Remus is a boy name so obviously I couldn't have that. Because you are an idiot, I'm pretty sure you didn't know that Luna is actually another name for the moon."

Sirius gasped. "How did you know that?"

"Moon, hence-"

"-My nickname Moony."

Lily smiled at Remus's understanding. "Yes! See, he gets it!"

Satisfied, she walked off with Severus while Sirius glared at his back.

"Ok, next."

Albus shoved Scorpius forwards. The boy looked at everyone panicked and tried to hide behind his friend. "Al, I don't think it's a good idea to-"

"Wait a sec... MOONY, IT'S A MALFOY!"

A/N: *sighs* I would've made this longer but I believe the chapter is already quite long. I'm getting tired just writing a little paragraph. Urgh, the introductions are always the best bits but who knew they are sooo boring to write!

Give me a little break -_-

Wait, 1590 words only?! Aww man, I thought I had written loads...