I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

Narrator: God help us.

(Hits Narrator with shovel.) REVIEWS!

23StellaOrgana chapter 9 . Dec 12, 2015

Could the Pokémon watch Drag Me To Hell and Diancie, Hoopa and Mesprit have recurring nightmares about being dragged down by the Lamia? Also, Volcanion was confirmed today. Will he appear?

Drag to Me to Hell, no. Volcanion…. Maybe.

DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 9 . Dec 12, 2015

You described anime Ash and Pikachu perfectly in the beginning. XD Good work!

Thanks! Now, story!

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"PASS IT TO ME!"

Hoopa caught the basketball, dribbled it down the court, floated over Regirock, and made a three point shot, winning the game of Two Legends Basketball. Hoopa highfived her sister, Diancie. "Good job sis!"

"Thanks…"

"Whatsa matter?"

"Oh nothing, just a headache…"

"I'll go get you something!" Hoopa zoomed off.

Hoopa rushed into the infirmary. "Hey Manaphy I need- HOLY MOTHER ARCEUS."

Dialga, Registeel, Cresselia, and Victini were wrapped in so many bandages it looked like a Cophagrigus had gone crazy with it's Mummy ability.

"What happened?!" Hoopa shouted.

"MMMPH MMGHI MEGH PHELGH. MMMHMNM." Dialga said through a mouthful of gauze and bandage.

"What?"

"He said Darkrai happened." Victini translated. "Minus the swear words of course."

"Right… Where's Manaphy?"

"Chewing out Darkrai."

"Why?"

"For what he did."

"And that would be… What exactly?"

"MMGHPHNNNNNNNREHGHCHBEH."

"He beat the crap out of us when we spied on him."

"… And you spied-"

"Because we wanted to see his new girlfriend."

"…" Hoopa blinked. "Did you find out?"

"Nope." Cresselia answered. "I got the head trauma from a bus to prove it."

"HE THREW A BUS?"

"And a tree… And the Officer's bike… And the other trees… That fountain of Arceus she always hated… And a good chunk of asphalt. " Registeel added.

"Do you know ANYTHING?"

"Lopunny, Female, Shiny, blood type AB Negative. "

"… How the hell did you find her blood type out?"

"Checked her food."

"… Gross. Well…"

"Oh, and they're going on another date tonight."

"Hm…" Hoopa grinned, a plan forming in her head. "What if I told you all I had a foolproof plan? "

"… Go on."

"Well…"

Step One!

Victini and Cresselia use disguises to wait Darkrai's table.

Victini and Cresselia were standing outside the restaurant that Darkrai and his date were at.

"There's no freaking way this'll work!" Victini complained.

"Just shut up and put on the moustache." Cresselia replied, sticking a white moustache on his lip.

"Ugh…"

The door opened, and out rushed a Smeargle.

"THERE YOU ARE!" He shouted.

"Eh?"

"WE ARE PACKED. COME IN YOU TWO." The Smeargle dragged them in, both of them in shock this was working.

Step Two! Registeel will be in disguise watching Darkrai and his date!

Disguise apparently meaning be painted brown and pretend to be a rock in the man-made waterfall. The Steel Regi thought bitterly. He was put directly under the waterfall, so he could barely hear himself think, much less hear Darkrai and his date.

Step Three! Me and Dialga will be monitoring and be the escape plan!

"Want another piece of Combusken?" Hoopa held up the leg. They were on their third bucket of KFC. (Kanto Fried Combusken.) Dialga bit into it. "So, what do you think Darkrai's date is like?"

Dialga swallowed. "I'd imagine she's nice…"

"Yeah."

"Guys?!" Victini shouted through their earpieces.

"What?"

"DARKRAI FOUND US."

"ALL OF YOU?"

"I sneezed…" Registeel muttered.

"WE'RE COMING."

It was later, nearing midnight. Darkrai led his date into the park.

"Did you have a nice time?"

"Yes, though it was cut short…" The Lopunny answered.

"Yeah. Sorry about them, they're idiots."

"You said you'd let me meet them!

"When we aren't be stalked by them…"

"Well, It was still nice."

"Glad to know you had a nice time Rena." Darkrai leaned in…

"SO THAT'S HER NAME!"

"Quiet- AGH!"

Hoopa, Dialga, Victini, Cresselia, and Registeel fell out of the nearby tree.

"…"

Hoopa looked up from being squished by Dialga. "Hello!"

"…" Darkrai reached for the light pole next to him and ripped it out of the ground. "YOU MOTHERF-"

AND END!

So, who's enjoying us returning?

Hoopa: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP.

Darkrai: (Swinging light pole at her.) GRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Rena: They are a lively bunch.

Arceus: (Hiding under a pile of pillows.) I know, I have the migraine to prove it… Ugh.