HEY.

Hoopa: HEY.

Lugia: AY.

Yveltal: COOKIES. (Slams into wall.)

REVIEWS.

Xerneas: (Starts pulling Yveltal out of the wall.)

NexusXV

WHEEEE.
Might I suggest bringing a certain Crazy Bird in? :3

You got it!

Silence. Something not often heard in the Hall of Origin. Everyone was taking it easy today, so the place was very-

"LUGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."

Arceus dammit.

The blue and white sea Pokemon poked his head out of his room. "What-"

He was tackled by a red and black blur, which, when it stopped, revealed itself to be Yveltal.

The Embodiment of Death giggled. "Hiya!"

Lugia struggled to breath. "H-hi… Can you get off? You're crushing my windpipe…" Yveltal jumped off, Letting Lugia breathe. "Alright… Now what do you want?"

"Ice cream."

"… You're joking right?"

"Absolutely not."

"Well… I'll go see if we have any. Wait here."

Yveltal nodded as Lugia walked off to the kitchen.

"…"

Suddenly, ice cream truck music reached Yveltal's ears.

"ICE CREAM!" The Embodiment of Death dove out a window into the human world below the Hall of Origin.

A bit later, Lugia walked in, half frozen and holding a carton of chocolate ice cream. "Geez Articuno, is it THAT hard to share- Where's Yveltal." Lugia glanced around, slightly panicked, when a music device was thrown against a wall and shattered by Meloetta.

"Stupid thing playing nothing but stupid ice cream music…" She muttered, before floating off.

Lugia looked at the device. "Ice Cream Music…? Oh no. OH CRAP."

Arceus was peaceful. She had gone all morning with no interruptions, and was sipping a cup of tea.

"Ah… Today's a good day-" She was interrupted by an Aeroblast obliterating her door and sending her into the wall.

"ARCEUS WE HAVE A SERIOUS ISSUE." Lugia shouted.

"… We do?" She asked, with clear restraint in her voice. "And what, pray tell, is so important?"

"Yveltal's in the human world."

"… Can you give me a second?"

Lugia nodded and closed the remains of the door.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." The sounds of several Judgements were heard.

Lugia poked his head back in. "You okay now Arceus?"

Arceus sighed as she floated over the brand new crater in her room. "Yes Lugia. Now, go grab some of the others and Xerneas to get him."

Lugia nodded and flew off.

Arceus rubbed her temples. "And I was so hopeful today would be a good day…"

Lugia stood in front of his group of searchers: Darkrai, Meloetta, Deoxys, Victini, and Xerneas.

"I assume you all know why you're here…" Lugia began.

"My lesser half decided to go on a trip to the human world." Xerneas answered.

"And you called us because you figured we would be the best at finding him." Deoxys added.

Lugia nodded.

"Well, let's get this over with before Arceus dies of a heart attack." Darkrai muttered, before slipping into the shadows.

The others nodded and left for the human world.

Now, while it is true that The Hall of Origin is over Mt. Coronet, that doesn't necessarily mean you reach it when you leave the Hall. Instead, there's a series of portals that lead to various places in the Pokemon world. This is why some people ended up in Johto when they try to hike up the mountain, or how the Legendary Pokemon get to where they need to go so fast. However, if one's not paying attention to where they are, or, in Yveltal's case, focusing on something else, you'll end up in Arceus knows where. One time, Azelf ended up in a Walmart's produce aisle half asleep. It was not pretty. Regardless, with a little help from Palkia, it was easy to find out where Yveltal went: Goldenrod City.

Yveltal stared at the ice cream shop from his hiding spot under a bus stop bench, slightly drooling. "Ice cream…" He started to move, when a scream was heard. "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He was tackled by Xerneas. "NO!"

Despite being tackled, Yveltal made a perfect :D face when he saw the life deer. "XERNY!" He glomped her.

"Off."

Yveltal got off, revealing a not happy Xerneas.

"What in the name of the Distortion Realm are you doing?!"

"Getting ice cream."

"DID YOU HAVE TO GO HERE THOUGH?"

"Yes-" He was interrupted by being tackled by Speed Form Deoxys. Ouch.

"I GOT HIM."

"Owie…" Yveltal muttered, his eyes swirly. "I give…"

"What do you have to say for yourself Yveltal?" Arceus asked.

"… I'm sorry…"

"Good! Now, for a suitable punishment…"

Yveltal gulped.

"I know!"

Yveltal looked at the tiny creatures before him. "… WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"

Arceus chuckled as flew away from the tiny daycare. She had made Yveltal take care of Pokemon Babies for an entire day. Ooh was she proud of herself for that one.

"Y'know, today might not be so bad."

AND THAT IS THAT.