Gajeel sat in his favorite lawn chair inside the fairy tail HQ. He picked up his plump guitar and gave it a satisfying rumble. His mouth moved in a flurry of skillful machination, screaming to the heavens:
SHOO BE DO BOP!
A stout young boy named Kirito died.
A somber young boy named Natsu punched him Gajeel in his GaSteel if you know what i mean and then lucy came out and had no clothes then Natsu's firey tounge of licksmacking slurped her toes like a frying pan slurps up slurp-juice
the end