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Arceus looked at the group before her. Each was armed with different cleaning tools depending on what they were doing today. "Everyone awake?" A symphony of Yawns, yeses, and nos answered her. "Good. You all know what to do, so get to it."
Hoopa: Air Vents.
Why do I have to clean these? Hoopa thought as she cleared the air vents and got the dust out. I mean, I get it, I'm one of the smaller Legendaries, but still… Hoopa continued sweeping, until she felt something land on her back. "Huh?" She looked back and saw the biggest Ariados ever. It was drooling like it had just found a snack. "…" Hoopa slammed the thing into a vent wall and flew off screaming, the Ariados giving chase.
Shaymin, Celebi, and Virizion: Garden.
Shaymin smiled as she admired her Gracidea bushes. They were certainly coming along nicely. She was interrupted by Celebi screaming.
"HEEEEEELP!"
Shaymin turned to the screaming. Celebi was caught in the jaws of a Venus Fly Trap. Shaymin rushed over to try to help, when a blur of green beheaded the thing.
"You need to quit using your time powers to make the plants grow faster Celebi." Virizion said as the glow of a Sacred Sword faded from her horn.
"Right…" Celebi muttered as pulled herself out of the plant's jaws.
Mewtwo, Deoxys: Lab.
Deoxys floated above the lab tables, carefully dusting everything, while Mewtwo was running a check on the systems, cleaning them up. Deoxys noticed a switch labeled 'supplies.' I could use some cleaning supplies… He thought, before flipping the switch. A hatch opened in the floor, depositing a box filled with tools covered in dried blood and viscera from some poor test subject(s). "…" Deoxys looked at Mewtwo, who put his hands innocently in the air, before slowly backing away.
The Weather Trio: Outdoor Area.
Kyogre, who had been cleaning the pool, blankly stared at the sight before him. Groudon, the Legendary with a 4x Weakness to Water, was on a tiny ass raft in the middle of the pool. "You really sure this is a smart idea?" He asked.
"SHUT UP YOU BLUE WHAILORD LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER SO I CAN KICK YOUR BLUE ASS."
"Do you even understand the situation you're in?"
"Seriously dude, this is probably not a good idea." Rayquaza remarked as he cleaned the gutters.
"SHUT UP YOU GECKO PIECE OF SHIT."
The Lake Trio: Kitchen.
Mespirit growled in frustration. "HOW THE DISTORTION REALM DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN?!" She looked at the mass of Razz Berry Pie. Apparently, Jirachi tried to bake, and failed miserably. Now she had to clean it up, but the damn thing swallowed everything she used to scrap it out, including a freaking shovel! "I swear, I'm gonna kill that little wish granting son of a-"
"Language Mespirit." Uxie's calm and slightly monotone voice interrupted.
"We finished our jobs, so we'll help you." Azelf added.
"Fine… But how- HOLY ARCEUS."
Apparently, Uxie had hired a team of Professional Excadrill Excavators. They went to work.
Diancie, the Lunar Duo, and Zygarde: Bedrooms.
Against the voices of both reasoning AND common sense, Arceus had grouped Darkrai and Cresselia together. I wonder how that went?
"I WILL VACUUM YOUR FACE." Hoo boy. They don't pay me enough for this crap…
Darkrai and Cresselia were glaring each other down. Apparently, Cresselia had tripped near Darkrai, and she thought he had made her fall and get covered in dust from the vacuum she was holding, hence the vacuum to face threat seen above.
"BRING IT MS. MOON DUCK."
"You first you sorry excuse for a closet monster!"
Zygarde and Diancie were watching this with mild amusement on their face, eating snacks they had taken from Raikou's room (Which they had been cleaning when this skirmish began.)
"Alright Ms. Good Dreams!" Darkrai smacked her on the head with his mop, before tackling her and throwing up a dust cloud where they were fighting. How there was that much dust was a mystery to anyone.
"… Should we separate them?" Diancie asked.
"Nah. They'll quit eventually." Zygarde replied. "Hershey Bar?"
"Ooh thank you!"
The Regis: Infrastructure Repair.
Regigigas sighed as he hammered another board to the wall. A temporary fix until Regirock came back, but knowing the Legendaries, it would be broken again. Not that he or the other Regis minded fixing things, they knew someone had to do it, but they wouldn't mind having some free time. Seriously, it was like something broke every five minutes. He turned to Regice, who had finished installing the window panes with Registeel. "Alright guys, take five until Regirock gets back." The two nodded and walked off (Floated in Regice's case.)
The Legendary Birds and Mew: Rooftop.
While it may not seem like much would be on the roof of the Hall of Origin, there was, from balls thrown too hard, to discarded snack wrappers, and finally… A sleeping Ursaring. Moltres and Zapdos stared at it.
"How the Distortion Realm did it get up here?" Moltres whispered.
"Beats me, but I'm pretty sure it's hibernating."
"Meaning…?"
"It's going to be a bitch to move…"
"And it'll be one angry Pokemon if we wake it up." Mew finished as she and Articuno flew up to them.
"So what do we do?" Zapdos asked.
"Freeze it?" Articuno asked.
"That's your answer to everything!" Moltres whispered yelled.
"Uh, guys?" Mew said.
"Well what are you gonna do, burn him?" Articuno retorted.
"Guys?"
"I say we paralyze him!" Zapdos stated.
"GUYS."
"WHAT MEW?!" The three asked at the same time.
The Ursaring was awake, and was currently holding Mew in his massive paw, Mew squeaking every time he was squeezed.
"Oh…"
Arceus surveyed the group. To put it in simple terms, some of them didn't look too good. Hoopa was extremely close to Diancie, more so than usual… Groudon was absolutely drenched, and was clearly pissed. Darkrai and Cresselia were covered in bumps, bruises, and scratches. Celebi was covered in plant sale and leaves. The Lake Trio looked like they had fought a pie. Mew was thinner than usual, and the Legendary Birds were covered in bites and cuts. Finally, Deoxys was as faaaaar from Mewtwo as possible. Finally, she spoke. "I must say, this place looks good as new! So everyone, pack your bags, we're going to the beach!"
Consider this the start of… I suppose the 'Undella Bay Arc.' Leave a review if you're excited, and see you all later.
