insert name here chapter 24 . Apr 15
can i do the intro?
LETTTTTS GET RIGGGGHHHHTTT INTO THE REVIEWS!
… Well you made my job easier at any rate.
its him chapter 22 . Apr 15
jirachi
have you been studing a certain frog?
Jirachi: … No?
also, a note. now that sun and moon exist, does that mean ash greninja?
NO.
also, zygarde must feel good after getting power construct.
Zygarde: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Slithering around the room Power Constructing everything.)
ultima-owner chapter 24 . Apr 14
who's the worst cook (I mean the type of cook that make food so bad that it comes to life and attacks anyone it sees)?
Mew: … IT WAS ONE TIME OKAY?! ;A;
PhoenixLordess chapter 24 . Apr 14
This was just plain hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh.
(Thumbs up.)
IAmUmbreon11 chapter 24 . Apr 13
Oh, sorry Magearna.
Magearna: (Crosses arms all huffy-like.)
I was on mobile. And my mobile (dun dun DUUUUN) doesn't spellcheck great.
Magearna: Get a computer you cheap-
Okaaaaaay how about we not.
Ah, Arceus starts a prank war, complete with paint, blasting Groudon (poor Groudon seems to be the butt monkey or whatever ya call it), and the Ghost Form.
Did she have a trumpet for that?
Arceus: (Angrily doot doots a trumpet.)
Also, Hoopa, how the heck did you throw a couch that's twice as heavy as you?! Did you switch to Unbound form for a second there?
Hoopa: … What form?
(Covers Hoopa's ears.) SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT HUSH.
Ohhhhh no...Regigigas is gonna be so mad...
Regigigas: (Angrily wrecking shit.)
...you know what...I'mjustgonnarunoutthatexitriiiightthere
DON'T JUST ABANDON US- (Gets Hyper Beamed.)
Kalmarin chapter 24 . Apr 13
Hey Victini BY THE POWER OF THE LOGIC OF FINAL FANTASY 6 I ABSORB ALL ELEMENTAL DAMAGE! Beat that .
Victini: … (Taps Kalmarin and gets a Critical Hit.) Luck powers.
Hey shaymin your still in the top 3 of my list.
Shaymin: … I am?
It goes.
1. Lunala
2. Victini
Victini: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
3. Shaymin
4. Mewtwo
Mewtwo: … Mm.
5. Rayquaza
Rayquaza: HOW IS THE SHRUB HIGHER THEN ME?!
Shaymin: Hey!
At least you aren't Darkrai I hate him.
… Butwhytho.
Btw Darkrai BECAUSE HAWAII!
Darkrai: … (Dark Voids Kalmarin.)
Fun fact. Mega Rayquaza is the only Pokemon banned in the UBER TIER because of his ability to mega evolve without using a mega stone and dragon ascent being able to one hit KO almost all other Pokemon.
Rayquaza: (Evilly laughs.) BOW BEFORE ME.
Arceus: … (Judgements Rayquaza.)
Rayquaza: OW.
DarkestGengar chapter 24 . 2h ago
I honestly think the author has giving up on this
NEVER.
Genji chapter 24 . Apr 22
i need healing!
i need healing!
i need healing!
i need healing!
i need healing!
GET OUTTA HERE WITH DEM MEMES BOI.
Skarmory21 chapter 24 . Apr 17
Welp that was totally random. Do something about Mewtwo. I feel like he isn't in the story much, dammit!
Mewtwo: Well thank you-
And also like every other legendary needs love, I mean what about Zygarde?
Uh…
Xerneas, or yveltal?
Uhh…
And where the **** are Raikou and Entei and Suicune and the gen 1 legendaries?
Well you see-
WHAT ABOUT CELEBI?
And now you're in caps.
AND AZELF AND MESPRIT AND UXIE? AND LUGIA AND HO-OH? AND THE THREE LEGENDARY TITANS AND REGIGIGAS? AND RESHIRAM AND KYUREM AND ZEKROM? WHERE ARE THEY ALL AT?! PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THEM PLEASE! thank you.
… (Currently pulling himself out of the ground, but shoots Skarmory a thumbs up.)
Now for the 'reviews' of Chapter 25.
IAmUmbreon11 chapter 25 . May 24
Uh...idk XD
YOU ARE USELESS (JK I like you don't leave me)
NOBODY EXPECTS THE-shut up we're not doing that
Moltres: Aw… (Sadly puts away Spanish Conquistador costume.)
TAWOGfan2000 chapter 25 . May 21
Torture the Tapu's. Make trough horrifying humiliation and horror.
… No.
ProdigyGamingYT chapter 25 . May 21
Make a chapter about embarrassing Arceus as much as possible, courtesy of Darkrai and Mewtwo
HOW ABOUT… Actually.
darkheart chapter 25 . May 21
and hoopa trows da couch at arcs gain, CAUSE DAT WAS LOL TO DA MAX!
Hoopa: … (Turns to Arceus.)
Arceus: (Brandishes a fold out chair.) COME AT ME BRO.
darkheart chapter 25 . May 21
got dea, phione learns bout phones, and prank calls r made on da demon pichs, by all except phione
… Wut.
Anyway, embarrass Arceus idea, GO!
Arceus: WAIT WHY-
Mewtwo sighed as he sat down at the kitchen table, coffee floating in the air with telekinesis, and a newspaper in his hands. "Hm. Seems vacations to Alola are on a significant rise this year. Wonder why." He mused as Darkrai came in soaking wet and growling. "What happened to you?" The Genetic Pokémon asked eyebrow cocked.
"Freaking Arceus and her pranks." The Pitch-Black Pokémon replied angrily, grabbing a donut from a box on the table and biting into it. "I swear, if she wasn't the reason we all exist, I would give her a taste of her own medicine…"
"Well why don't you?" Mewtwo asked, setting down his paper.
"What?"
"Give her a taste of what it feels like to be pranked."
"… What brought this on?" Darkrai asked, taking a seat. "You never seemed like a person for pranking."
"Well I just figured it'd be fun. Besides, she's not the reason I exist, so there's that as well."
"… I like it. Let's see who else we can get to join in."
"And here we have our group." Mewtwo said, gesturing to the group before them, which consisted of…
The three legendary birds, who were discussing the magazine before them over coffee.
Zygarde, who was playing with Legos. (Somehow.)
Entei had also shown up, simply because Raikou had pressured him into it.
And Hoopa, who was here because it's Hoopa you dumb fuck LOOK AT THAT SMIRK SHE IS DOWN FOR THIS SHIT 24/7 AND YOU KNOW IT.
Darkrai clapped to get everyone's attention. "Alright, before we start, any questions?" Moltres raised her wing. "Yeah?"
"Why are your legs weird?"
"Wha- THEY ARE NOT WEIRD!"
"THEY ARE TOO!" Moltres replied, pointing to them. "They're skinny sticks, and they go on for days!"
"… Look, anybody else have any questions?" Everyone present raised their hands. "… That doesn't involve my anatomy?" Everybody lowered their hands, causing Darkrai to facepalm. "Alright, here's the plan."
Step 1: Firewater.
Arceus sighed as she floated into the kitchen, where Zapdos was drinking some Berry Juice. "Hey Zap, gimme some juice would ya?" She asked the Legendary Bird.
"Sure thing Arceus." Zapdos replied, flapping over to the counter, where she discreetly pulled out a bottle of Typhlosion 'Splosion Sauce and placed it in a glass, then covered it in ice to hide it. She then placed a straw in the bottle and poured some juice into the glass. "Here you go Arceus." She said, handing her the cup.
"Thank you." Arceus replied as she took a sip. "…"
Kyogre was heading to the kitchen to get some fish when he saw Arceus run out breathing fire and screaming. "… Not even touching that one." He remarked, turning around and leaving.
Step 2: Fly Trap.
"SHE'S COMING." Zapdos yelled as she took refuge in a nearby door.
"Got it!" Hoopa replied. "You ready Zyggy?"
"Yep!" Zygarde replied, having finished setting up a series of sticky papers all over the hallway, creating some kind of monstrous spider web looking thing.
Arceus, still breathing fire, rammed into the thing, getting tangled like you would not friggin believe. She plopped onto the floor, a burrito of stickiness, allowing for…
Step 3: Fire from Heaven.
Entei, Moltres, and Raikou all started charging, before releasing small embers and shocks at Arceus, which then led to…
Step 4: Freezer Burn.
Articuno froze Arceus in a block of ice, which was then shattered by Mewtwo as he and Darkrai walked up to Arceus.
"So Arceus…" Darkrai asked, crouching besides her. "Doesn't feel so good when you're on the receiving end huh?"
"… Heh heh…" Arceus giggled.
"… Huh."
She turned into her Fire Plate Form, and looked up at Darkrai, her eyes ablaze (Hah). "It's on now bitch."
And then a massive prank war would ensue… Until a week had passed and Kyurem had had enough and smacked some bitches, ending it abruptly.
Darkrai: Ow… How the hell does he smack so hard?!
Kyurem: I would expect some more from all of you. So until you all start acting right, no TV, no games, no anything.
(Muffled noises of agreement.)
Anyway, I finally finished this chapter! … After my computer somehow deleted it three freaking times what the shit.
ANYWAY, next chapter should be up much quicker, since I have an idea already for that one. Till then folks!