Henlo it me back with them Crazy Legendaries Boyos and Grills.

Solgaleo: … This feels really low effort.

Cresselia: No that's just King's work effort showing through. Anyway, reviews!

Yaysters-Go chapter 29 . May 9

This is a nice series! And so I wish for a crossover with the Legendaries and the Golden Goddesses from Zelda! It would be awesome just seeing them interact. So please, may I see them? Thanks!

Hm… Maybe. But thanks for the compliment!

KnightLawn chapter 1 . May 8

This is really neat I like it.

Gracias.

DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 29 . May 8

...Well I must say this chapter definitely escalated quickly.

Thundurus: Ya don't say.

Never thought I'd see a Skarmory use a cheese-fueled mech to fight Legendary Pokémon, but here we are.

Volcanion: To be fair, neither did we.

But why do the Legendary Pokémon even need to go shopping in the first place? They're gods, can't they just will it or something? Or use their powers? Git gud, guys!

Arceus: But I don't wanna! That takes wooooooork.

Anyway, chapter 30 (holy crap we're on Chapter 30), GO!

Five PM. All was calm in the Hall of Origin. … Relatively. It's never calm calm, but it was quieter than usual. This was due to the face they were gearing up for another movie night! … Arceus only knows how this one'll go.

Diancie floated into the dining hall, phonebook in hand from having successfully ordered pizza. She was greeted by the sight of Virizion, Landorus, and Jirachi (That's an odd combo) staring down a stack of movies. "Hey guys, how goes the movie selection?"

"It was going fine… 'Till Starboy here butted in." Landorus grunted.

"We'd decided to watch the Star Wars movies, but Jirachi suddenly decided we needed to watch The Exorcist." Virizion explained.

"... The Exorcist." Diancie repeated, blinking. "... As in, the movie where a Kirlia gets possessed by a malevolent soul and a lot of horrifying stuff happens before it's expelled from her?"

"Yup!" Jirachi replied cheerily. "Truly a masterpiece of the horror genre! I also brought Poltergeist, Halloween, and Friday the 13th II!" He said, holding up said films.

"... Jirachi I think you have an unhealthy obsession with horror and gore. Goreror if you will." Diancie replied.

"I know, I love it!" He said, giggling cheerfully. "Anyway, can we-"

"No." The other three said immediately, earning a deflated "Aw…" from Jirachi.

"And that should handle snacks!" Hoopa said, placing a stack of pizza boxes on the table in the living room. Also on the table was a popcorn dispenser (Already popping some kernels), candy, and drinks. "Regice, how's our beanbag sitch?"

"Optimal." Regice replied, having laid out large and small cushions for the various Legendaries in front of the large TV they would be maratoning on. And just in time, as the group started filing in and taking snacks and seating, with the usual groupings: The Trios sat together, Latios and Latias took their seats, Darkrai and Cresselia as far away from each other as possible, etc., but some special seats included Phione and Manaphy, who sat atop Kyogre's head, and Diancie, who sat with Hoopa (Of course) and Volcanion.

Now, it was starting to become common knowledge that Diancie liked Volcanion. Of course, whether Volcanion knew or returned those feelings was a bigger question. But when, say, Uxie, was asked if they went well together, the Lake Spirit just gave that same sleepy smile she always did and said "Maybe. I have control of knowledge, not love." Of course, she actually did know, but hey, that'd be no fun. No good knowledge came for free after all.

Anyway, another spot of note was Magearna, who sat… Waaaay too close to Genesect. Like, personal space obliterating levels of close. She had practically forced her head under Genesect's, and she had her arms resting atop the other Pokemon like she was trying to hug her or something. "... Magearna, what are you doing." Deoxys asked, taking his seat on the other side of Genesect, popcorn in hand.

"Is it not appropriate measures to be perform the action referred to as "Snuggling" when watching recorded film?" Magearna asked, tilting her head.

"Depends on who you're sitting with." Deoxys replied, to which Genesect hastily added "And it's not me!"

"Acknowledged. I will locate someone else to snuggle."And with her goal stated, she clanked off to find some other poor sap.

Finally, Arceus and Giratina floated in, Giratina taking his spot in the back with the other large legendaries like Zygarde and Groudon. "Alright, quiet everyone!" Arceus called. When no one listened and continued to talk, she repeated "EVERYONE. QUIET." When still no one listened, she began to shout "WILL YOU IDIOTS CAN IT?!" When Magearna fired a Fleur Cannon into the roof. That shut everyone up. "Thank you dear." Arceus replied, Magearna nodding and returning to 'snuggling' (Read: Strangling) Yveltal. "Anyway, I see almost all of you made it! … Except for Jirachi, where is he exactly?" Arceus asked, looking around for the Wish Granter.

"He's probably in his room pouting because we didn't choose one of his movies." Landorus replied, shrugging.

"Ah. Well, at any rate, let us begin! Mewtwo, start the movie!" And with the order given, she zipped to her spot besides Giratina and sat and watched the movie.

-Episode I: The Phantom Menace.-

"OH JESUS WHAT IS THAT." Moltres screeched upon seeing Jar Jar Binks.

"Moltres we're not supposed to know who Jesus is-" Articuno began, only to be cut off by the Fire Bird crying "DON'T CARE, THAT THING NEEDS TO DIE IN A FIRE."

"That look must've taken forever to pull off." Mesprit commented when she first saw Darth Maul.

"Hm… It's most liking either tribal tattoos or natural body markings of some kind, like on Zebstrika." Uxie replied, a frown on her face. … I think. She honestly has like, one expression: Tired.

"His choice in weapon leaves something to be desired too." Celebi added. "Seriously, the man is begging to get his legs chopped off wielding something like that."

"NO! Not Qui Gon!" Rayquaza cried. "He was so cool!"

"Dude you've seen the other movies you know he didn't make it." Groudon replied, crossing his arms.

"Don't care, he was the best part of this movie!" The Sky High Pokemon shouted back, angrily chomping on a slice of pizza.

-Episode II: Attack of the Clones-

"... So they just have, like, one super soldier dude that they can clone whenever? Why not just take over the galaxy then?" Deoxys asked.

"You make more selling to the people in war than actually starting the war." Entei replied, popping some popcorn into his mouth after dropping such sageful wisdom.

"Oh dude the Clone Troopers are kinda awesome." Mew remarked. "They look so cool!"

"Give it a movie." Heatran replied gruffly.

-Episode III: Revenge of the Sith-

"WHY DID THAT HAPPEN." Deoxys shouted angrily. "ALL OF THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED, BUT NO, THAT LITTLE JERK JUST HAD TO SCREW IT ALLLL UP!"

"Dude calm down it's just a movie." Thundurus replied, frowning. "Besides, you're spilling popcorn, like, everywhere."

"Right, sorry. Alright, where were we-" Deoxys was cut off by the TV going pitch-black, earning groans from everyone and one "Agh dammit not the TV too!" from Regigigas. "We just bought new furniture too!" He added, getting up to check the TV when the doors to the den slammed open.

Standing in front of it was a figure who seemed to be in a wispy cloak… And holding a bloody machete. It groaned and literally flew right at them, earning several unmanly screams from some of the bigger Legendaries as they scrambled out of the way.

"WHO AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Solgaleo roared, getting ready to pounce the intruder.

"I don't know, but he's getting-" Meloetta began, only to get interrupted by the figure getting drop kicked in the back of the head by a green and black Pokemon, "... Drop Kicked apparently- What."

The new Pokemon turned around and looked at the group, orange eyes scanning them before he pointed at Arceus. "I'm here to kick your ass!" Marshadow exclaimed, dramatically pointing at Arceus.

Oho yeah I am gonna end it there. Bite me I never get to do enough cliffhangers.