Umm... Yeah. I had this idea of what if the Himouto girls were main characters of a magical girl anime. I never even thought about what a magical girl anime with no fights would be like. But I'll try. UMARU~N!
Umaru and Ebina were walking at the park. "Everyone seems to be looking at you" said Ebina. "Yeah, they are. Aren't they?" said Umaru. "You really are the golden girl." said Umaru. Umaru nodded in agreement. However, this was not always true.
Umaru Doma is a beautiful girl who is the top student of everything at her school. However, she only shows her excellence when she's outside. Once she's indoors, she is a lazy girl who drinks cola and plays video games all day. She wears an orange hamster hoodie while she messes about in her house, much to her older brother's annoyance.
Ebina sighed. "I wish I could be like that." she said. "Cheer up, Ebina" said Umaru, comforting her friend from Akita.
Unlike Umaru, Nana Ebina is a shy and timid girl. Whenever people notice her, especially boys, they usually stare at her large breasts. Because of this, she has a lack of confidence about people who look at her. The only ones she could really trust is Umaru, her brother, and her friends, who you'll see in a bit.
Suddenly, the two girls heard a voice. "Hey!" "That voice!" said Umaru. She turned around. It was her friends, Sylphyn and Kirie.
Sylphynford Tachibana, or Sylphyn for short, is a cocky girl from Germany. She is Umaru's rival in academics and sports, yet she is her friend while Umaru has been logged on to her video game personality, UMR.
Kirie Motoba is a shy purple haired girl but not as shy as Ebina. She has a glare that can scare anyone away. She also has feelings for Umaru and has befriended her inside personality, who she calls Komaru.
"Hi, Sylphyn! Hi, Kirie!" said Umaru, "What's up?" "I found something and I think you should check it out" said Kirie. Umaru happily accepted and told Ebina to come with her.
The four girls walked up and saw a portal. "Wow!" said Umaru. "Is it safe?" said Ebina. "I don't know!" said Sylphyn. They heard a voice. "Hey guys!" it said. They turned around. It was their friend Hikari. "Oh hey!" said Ebina. "Hey Hikari. Do you happen to see a giant gaping portal right in front of us?" said Umaru, to which, Hikari answered "No..?" "Well if there happen to be a giant gaping portal right in front of us, do you think we should go through it?" asked Kirie, to which Hikari answered, "Yes?" "Thanks for the advice! Bye!" said Umaru, jumping in the portal. Ebina, Sylphyn and Kirie followed her.
Umaru woke up, she saw the other three girls. In front of her was a symbol that looked like a weird loop. She noticed the other three girls had symbols in front of her. Sylphyn has a symbol that looked like a fish, Ebina had a backwards 3, Kirie has a symbol that looked like a somewhat looped angle. "Huh? What's going on?" said Ebina. Since I would draw them in a sort of chibi style right now, Kirie recognized Umaru as Komaru. "Komaru? You are Umaru?" said Kirie. Umaru stuttered. "Uh... yeah... I was hoping to tell you" she said. They suddenly transformed. Umaru was now wearing an orange dress with white ruffles and had a headband reminiscent of her hamster hoodie. Ebina was wearing a short brown and white dress and her hair was decorated with sparkles. Sylphyn was wearing a blue poofy knee length dress and she was decorated with ribbons, also she was wearing a tiara. Kirie was wearing a purple kimono, and her hair was decorated with sakura petals. "Wow, this is a cute dress" said Ebina. "Am I a magical girl?" said Umaru. "Yeah, me too!" said Kirie. "I look fabulous" said Sylphyn. Just then, music started playing. "Ah this music" said Umaru. "I have a feeling we should dance to it" said Sylphyn. "Let's do it!" said Ebina.
(E)Pu~rapura~ pu~rapura~ pu~rapurappu~ra~(Umaru: Hidari!)
(K)Pu~rapura~ pu~rapura~ pu~rapurappu~ra~(Umaru: Migi!)
(S)Pu~rapura~ pu~rapura~ pu~rapurappu~ra~(Umaru: Hidari!)
(U)Pu~rapura~ pu~rapura~ pu~rapura~ (USEK)de yatte ikou!
(U)Sore jaa mazu wa kuo shite hamusutaa no poozu
(EK)Hamu! hamu! aa hamuhamu hamuhamu!
(S)Tsugi wa kime poozu saa ikimasu wa yo!
(EK)Shubafiin ! shubafiin ! shubashubafiin !
(EK)Higoro no kinchou o hogusu no ni
(K)Hyoujou yurumete (E)zenshin chikara o nuite
(USEK)Daradara daradara daradara daradara
Daradara... kara no (Umaru: Umaru~n!)
(USEK)See no! ne! ne! ne! shiawase no hiketsu sore wa egao desho!(Umaru: Yei!)
Ne! ne! ne! tama ni wa ne o niichan mo pootto mitenaide
Saa, kuo shite issho ni odorau yo!
Tanoshikunai? tanoshiku naku nakunai
(Umaru: Saigo ni mou ikkai!)
Pu~ra pura~ pu~ra pura~ pu~ra purappu~ra~(Umaru: Rasuto!)
Pu~rapura~ pu~rapura~ pu~rapura~ de yatte ikou!
"Wow! That was awesome!" said Umaru. "But it was weird we all knew what to do at the same time" said Sylphyn. "Yeah" said Ebina. "But how do we get back?" said Kirie. A light blinded the area and they were back in the area with Hikari. "So, how was it?" said Hikari. "It was weird" said Umaru. "It was awesome!" said Sylphyn. "Let's go back. Kanau is waiting for me" said Hikari. "We can drop you off!" said Ebina. "Very well then" said Hikari. They left.