Author's Note: Thank you, everyone who reviewed on Friday. Yes, I realized through your comments and a little digging that Rocket's name is Raquel and not Rachel. Sorry. This chapter was weak and I am pretty tired, so I couldn't really get a lengthy one written. This chapter focuses on the cliche of Lex Luthor trying to bond with Conner/Superboy.

A limo drove up in front of Happy Harbor High School, right as two teens, a boy with black hair and a girl with auburn hair next to him, were walking along the sidewalk. The boy didn't seem so surprised, in fact, he already looked a bit tense when the driver was pulling up several blocks away, if his eyes weren't deceiving him.

In the passenger's seat, the window rolled down, revealing a bald man flashing a bright – but thin – smile at the boy, while utterly ignoring the girl next to him.

Unfortunately, the limo was automatically swarmed with students who hadn't been out of Happy Harbor before and therefore, have yet to see a limousine up close. This irritated the bald man, who tried to shoo them away. The boy and girl began walking away.

"What is he doing here?" The girl asked. "I thought he wasn't speaking to you, Conner."

Conner muttered back. "I want to know how he got a limo to drive all the way from Metropolis."

"Driver!" The bald man barked. "Clear these idiots away, I'm trying to-"

"Hey mister, where did you come from?"

"Are you a movie star?"

"You look like that guy from that movie that just came out about how Facebook was made. Except less young."

"Jesse Eisenberg?!" A girl screamed. "Oh my God, I loved you in that movie!"

Now the bald man who was NOT Jesse Eisenberg was trying not to murder anyone…in public. He turned to the woman sitting next to him and said.

"Mercy, clear out these idiots non-lethally."

As it turned out, "non-lethal" was still enough for the bald man, Lex Luthor, to get charged with destruction of public property when it was discovered that the crazy "sexy" robot in question belonged to him.

The boy, Conner, and his friend, M'gann, got contacted by Luthor again, claiming that he wanted to know his own "son"…until they both called the Justice League and scared him away.

Luther was then charged with stalking and harassment, the cherry on top of an annoying day.

"Mother always said I wouldn't make a good parent…" Luthor grumbled to himself.

Author's Note: Since chronologically, YJ takes place in 2010 in Season 1, The Social Network had to be referenced somehow while hinting at Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. Never saw the later film and never will, but will try seeing Wonder Woman. It looks promising and less grim (dark does not make for better story telling). Sorry again about the weak chapter. See you Friday with the next chapter unless I post sooner. :)