Bohemian Rhapsody:
AN: ...don't ask, my mind works in mysterious and frightening ways.
Levy sighed as she let herself sink into the warm water of her bath. This was exactly what she needed! It Had been a stressful day, going on a tough job just outside of town with Jet and Droy, break up about a dozen of their arguments, save their lives AGAIN, and then she had to rush home to get supper ready. At least Gajeel and the girls had offered to clean up, giving her a chance to relax a bit.
After a while her bath water began to cool and she had to hop out, put on her pajamas and a robe, and dry off her hair. She stepped out of the hallway, planning on heading to the livingroom to listen to the radio, only to be caught off guard by the familiar and off-key voice of her husband:
"I see a little silhouetto. Scaramouche, scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"
Levy arched an eyebrow and headed towards the kitchen as two equally off-key voices joined in:
"Thunderbolts and lightning! Very, very frightening me!"
Levy poked her head into the dining room just in time to see Koree and Persephone stand up in two chairs as they sang back and forth to each other:
"Galileo!"
"Galileo!"
"Galileo!"
"Galileo!"
"Galileo!"
Both girls joined together to sing: "Figaro!"
Before Gajeel loudly belted out: "MAGNIFICO!"
Koree jumped onto the table, placing a hand dramatically to her head: "I'm just a poor girl, nobody loves me!"
Gajeel scooped her up and began spinning her around. "She's just a poor girl from a poor family! Spare her her life from this monstrosity!"
Persephone twirled over to the sink and pulled out a stack of wet silverware and shook out the remaining water before putting each back into their designated spot in the drawer to the beat of the silly song: "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"
Gajeel snuck up behind her, grabbed her under the arms and tossed her in the air as he belted out: "BISMILLAH!"
"No, we will not let you go!" Koree declared.
"Let me go!"
"BISMILLAH!"
"We will not let you go!"
"Let me go!"
"BISMILLAH!"
"We will not let you go!
"Let me go!"
Gajeel bent down, scooping Persephone up, holding one girl on each hip as they spun around and sang in unison: "Never, never, never let you go! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Levy giggled as she held a hand to her mouth and shook her head.
Gajeel set both girls down and Koree grabbed a wet towel and began wiping down the table:
"Oh, mama mia!"
"Mama mia!" Persephone called in as she began wiping down the counters.
"Mama mia!" Gajeel sand as he picked up the broom and began sweeping the floor.
"Let me go!" all three sang. "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for-"
"-ME!"
Levy cringed as she rubbed at her ears at Koree's high note, only to have to try and hold back laughter as her husband and daughter all began headbanging and air guitarring.
"So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye! So you think you can love me and leave me to die! Oh, baby! Can't do this for me baby! Just gotta get out just gotta get out of here!"
Persephone put the dustpan to the ground and allowed Gajeel to sweep the dirt into it before he used the broom as a microphone:
"Nothing really matters to me!"
Levy clapped, catching her whole family off guard.
"Lev!"
"Mom!"
Levy chuckled. "That was quite the show, I should let you three clean the kitchen more often."
She patted both girl's heads and stood on her toes to kiss Gajeel.
"Yuck!"
"Ew!" Both girls cringed.
"Heh," Gajeel chuckled. "You call that a kiss?"
He set his arms around Levy's waist, dipped her, and then planted a passionate kiss onto her lips.
"GROSS!" the twins shrieked as they rushed to their room and slammed the door behind them. Both parents laughed as Gajeel set Levy back on her feet.
"So, enjoying being back out there, Shrimp?" Gajeel asked. Levy had been a stay-at-home mom sense the girls had been born and had just recently started going on jobs regularly again.
"Yeah," Levy sighed. "I forgot how problematic Jet and Droy could be, though."
Gajeel nodded as he leaned against the counter. "I guess I'll have to take you out on a mission to make up for it."
"What will we do with the girls, though?"
"Take 'em with us?"
"You know they're still too young."
"True. I bet I can call a 'ya owe me' on one of the guys. I haven't asked anything of Salamander in a while."
"He has two babies. And a son with a broken arm."
"True. Fullbusters?"
"Expecting their fourth."
"Erza?"
"You really want to put Koree and the triplets together for a weekend?"
"Fair point. Welp. Guess we'll have to wait a little while longer…"
"Yeah," Levy sighed, hopping up onto the counter, kicking her legs under her. "Would be nice to go on a job with just the two of though."
"We will eventually," Gajeel smiled. "In the meantime stop being so cute! I oughta arrest ya for that!"