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Boss Hogg's private office
"Mr. Robinson, I can assure you that. I can get you and your associates while having as much shine as you desire, or my name ain't Jefferson Davis Hogg." He said while he concealed, Boss Hogg nervously readjusted his nameplate while he was talking to the Atlanta syndicate Boss.
"This's good. We wouldn't want a misfortune to befall you and your sheriff now would we." He oh so sweetly said all the while was not concealing his threat. "I was thinkin' 20 barrels by Sunday. Top qualify shine, of course, and if I'm not mistaken, the Duke family recently when into mass production." Looking squarely in JD Hogg's eyes.
Boss Hogg realize what Mr. Robinson was not-so-subtly hinting at." That they have, but you should know that's their distillery has some pretty tough security. As well as a top-notch lawyer to make sure that a Sheriff of Roscoe's caliber couldn't get within 10 feet of the buildings." He said all the while hoping they would want it from anywhere else.
"I can understand the difficulty," Mr. Robinson said, "but I must insist," all the while smiling a smile that told them there was no room for negotiation. "So if you can't get in there and get it, just make sure you get it when it's coming out. And leave the lawyer to me." He said in such a way that sent shivers down Boss Hogg's spine and leaving Roscoe clutching Boss Hogg's desk. What they didn't know was that specially trained spy owl with a self-recording note attached to its leg recorded the whole thing. And was off to Sirius Black ensuring their failure.
Conference room Canis Major Distillery offices.
Sitting around the room was the Duke Family, as well as Mr. Leslie and various members of the Distillery staff. When Mr. Leslie said to the Duke Family, "I'm aware of your history with the questionably elected officials of this County, have you dealt with anything like this before?" They admitted to having done so in the not-too-distant past, and even with there animagus forms, it ended what's them at least not going to jail.
At which point, the head of security having observed everything from his seat at the conference table asked: "Are we going to let them get away with it so that they will leave us be or stop them from even attempting it."
Luke Duke setting down his glass on the conference room table, said. "I don't see why we can't do both. There is still those 26 barrels of rancid second-grade whiskey that we have yet to dispose of all we would have to do is make sure they are on a shipment that is confiscated by the Sheriff Rosco and Deputy Cletus. And I reckon that Trent won't have any issues dealing with the Syndicate. To this, Trent nodded, smiling with malice. "After which he could threaten to file suit against the sheriff's department for losing the truck and its contents. It sure to further loosen Boss Hogs grips what Hazzard County just to keep Boss Hogg from going belly-up." Luke said nonchalantly, all the while hiding his inner Joy. At the thought of getting back at Boss Hogg and Chef Roscoe for all the time, they've cornered him and Bo.
A few days later, in Hazzard County Township.
Bo and Luke Duke are in town watching Harry while they pick up their non-magical mail order present for his third birthday next week when they are stopped by Sheriff Rosco, who was attempting to arrest them for leverage. Only for Harry to disappear. And slip into the window of the Sheriff's Office. With deputy, Cletus running outside, not moments later saying, "there's a fox in the Sheriff's Office destroying the office and all of the files."
The Duke boys laughed in amusement when they realized what Harry was doing, especially when they heard that Cletus hadn't tried to stop the fox. Because all of the equipment was in the office, and their desk had somehow barricaded the doors. Right on cue, their cuffs fell off, and ever so innocent Harry honked the horn on the General Lee. At which point to do for boys ran like their tails were on fire and hopped in the vehicle. Peeled out and was back at the Duke Farm before the sheriff realize what has happened.
Black family Victorian estate
While The Duke Boys still can't believe that Sirius built a manor house in his private community just to not live in it. They were the ones that had to explain to Daisy what happened in town. She and Remus were displeased only for Sirius to undermine them by giving Harry a cupcake from the kitchen counter as a reward. When Remus had said "with my new job as Hazzard County bank manager, I happen to know that every arrest and trial. With anyone whose last name starting from A to S for the past eight years was destroyed. While this may help the Duke Family, it could mean problems down the road."
" Only for the current judge, and as I understand it, that will be the central position he will have to Forfeit if JD Hogg doesn't want to be bankrupt. Besides, all major cases are handled by the Circuit Judge anyway." Sirius said dismissively as he wiped the icing of Harry's face. "This means the important records are elsewhere anyway. And before you ask yes, I gave him a cupcake for the very reason you think I did." While this ongoing argument between Remus and Sirius was reignited once again. Daisy took Harry to the second Courtyard so he could play in the magically created snow.
Next day main Highway going out has County.
After Sheriff Rosco and JD Hogg confiscated the shipment of supposedly high-quality moonshine, Mr. Robinson is about to sample what is in the barrels they could distinctly hear the sound of laughter. They turned around only to see two wolves and a fox running away. After the wolves and fox have repositioned, a lioness swatted at the grey wolf's ear. Just to see Mister Robinson spit out the contents of his cup and demand answers immediately. Chef Roscoe and JD Hogg had hand-delivered the glass and its materials to him. Once, he forced them to sample a drink of it. They responded by them gagging and apologized, stating they had no idea what they had confiscated, but it most certainly was not something that was being sold. At which point, Miss Robinson said, "I will be havin' all of your less than legitimate profits as compensation unless you have an issue with that." To this, JD Hogg almost had a heart attack but agreed nonetheless knowing full and well what could happen if he didn't.
After they parted ways with the syndicate, Mr. Robinson's men arrived and seem to think the now abandoned delivery truck full of rancid flammable alcohol was their target. They set it on fire and mysteriously feeling compelled to drive to the Atlanta FBI office. Tell the FBI everything they had done for the Syndicate.
Back in Hazzard County
Trent Fell Esquire had just sat down with a meeting with JD Hogg. He began by saying. "While I am sure you have an excellent explanation for confiscating the shipment, I demand to know where it is or else I will hold you liable as the Judge who signed the warrant. And the Sheriff's Department for having confiscated it." After a less than elegant explanation was provided, he continues to say. "Until this is settled, I feel that I must represent every single person how's case was destroyed by this apparent wild animal." He told them in a questioning voice. "Unless you were no longer held this position." He said in such a way that told JD Hogg could either resign from his position as a judge or suffer a hellish nightmare.
Black family Victorian estate
Harry's birthday had begun the same with the same Precision that you expect from an event oversaw by Lady Malfoy. Neville Longbottom wasn't able to attend since his parents had started slowly but mysterious recover from their condition. More than a few people who knew Trent Fell suspected that he was one behind it. But did not dare mention it unless he did.
Once again, the Weasley family attended, and Mrs. Wesley sent more than a few disapproving glares at Sirius. When He was not only approved of it and teaching better techniques to practice with their little brother. He even showed them a wandless spell. That makes people see spiders that are not there. This action caused Mrs. Weasley to outright confronted him about things that he should not be teaching her impressionable twins.
Once the party was over, Minerva stayed over to spend some time with Harry. When she mentioned, the ward Castor had returned for his second and final inspection of Hogwarts. They did it during the summer for safety reasons. She was not surprised to find several sealed off classrooms. But, Minerva was astonished about the sealed-off office with the Poltergeist imprisoned in it and saddened at the room that imprisoned the spirits of vengeful students who died in a 15th-century attack on the school.
They found the Chamber of Secrets, and it's Beast, a Basilisk, which was dealt with in short order. Additionally, they also found the come and go room (precisely the storage aspect) and the diadem Horcrux. Headmaster Dumbledore confiscated it for reasons that he has yet to explain. The dueling room of Godric Gryffindor and the private library of Rowena Ravenclaw. The Ward caster also found not only a hidden aisle between two Isles. But, a secret room in the school library was located as well. To say that the new librarian, Ms. Pince, is busy is an understatement. The Triwizard Tournament Tower was rediscovered apparently it was designed to house the Champions and students, the old protocol stated taking it out of mainstream reality when not in use. Of course, it was forgotten about when the Triwizard tournament was stopped. The spot is built on that had stood one of the quidditch Towers, which disintegrated once the Triwizard Tower was brought back into mainstream reality. Talks are already beginning about a new tournament in what would be Harry's seventh year or first year as well as replacing the other towers as well. Minerva was also quick to scold Sirius for teaching the children behaviors that she would have to deal with.
This scolding, of course, made Sirius more than pleased; when everyone went home. With him the grudgingly accepting the invitation to Draco's party next June. With him hoping that things would go back to their usual insanity.