ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Black Heart Diaries
After her movie with John Cena and the Rock becomes a Hollywood hit Sasha Banks starts a web series called the Black Heart Diaries and offers Bayley the lead role in a movie based on the series.
It is all about her relationship with Seth Rollins and it drives a wedge between Seth and the Shield.
A/N: Please note that this chapter contains sexual references that are inappropriate for some readers
Chapter Four – The Big Dog Bites Back
Sasha's bedroom, the Rock's House, Hollywood, CA, 5pm
"Champagne," Seth said softly with one hand under his head and his other hand caressing the edge of Sasha's shoulder. Sasha arched her neck to kiss his ear lobe gently.
"What?" she asked.
"That's the colour our kid's going to be. Champagne," Seth replied and Sasha laughed.
"You're drunk on me aren't you babe," she said pulling Seth even closer to her. "You're drunk on the Boss, now you're talking like you're tipsy,"
She sat on his chest in her favourite position and Seth caressed her hips looking up at her from his reclined position. Her underwear was on the floor, his underwear was by the bathroom door. Sasha's bedroom was officially un-PG and they had enough discarded clothing around to prove it. Seth chuckled.
"What's so funny?" Sasha asked him.
"I'm just picturing the look on E S T's face if she walked in right now. The first thing she would do is complain about the mess," he said and Sasha laughed sitting back on her hands with her feet dangling by Seth's arm.
"Champagne huh?" she said referring back to Seth's earlier comment and Seth nodded. "That doesn't bother you does it?"
"Does what bother me?" Seth said stroking her right foot.
"That we're going to have a black child," she asked him.
"He's not black he's mixed with something; whatever I am and whatever you are," Seth replied.
"I know what I'm mixed with; my father's black and my mother's white. What are you mixed with?" Sasha asked.
"I don't know, something stupid," he replied and Sasha laughed out loud at his comment. "Of course it doesn't bother me. Our son's gonna have the best of different worlds in his DNA, I was just trying to figure out if his skin would be the same colour as his mom's panties,"
"You've been thinking about my panties for way too long, maybe you should go downstairs and rescu from Roman and Dean," Sasha said and she looked at Seth seriously, "Just between us, I don't think they like her very much," she said quietly.
"Just between us, I don't give a damn," Seth replied. His expression clearly said otherwise but Sasha decided to press the issue facing the Shield right now, mainly that Seth had chosen to stay on the East Coast and Sasha left for LA without him.
"I like her and that's all that matters, Roman and Dean just have a difference of opinion of her where we're concerned. Anyone that's been put here to protect you from Bayley gets an A plus from me. To me she's just another Alexa Bliss, only with much bigger muscles and darker skin and way cooler hair," Sasha said but Seth was no longer engaged in the conversation. He was too busy noticing how Sasha's boobs had swollen from an A cup to a D cup in the last seven days. He squeezed them ravenously catching the Boss off guard.
"Oh my God, they're real!" he said joyfully and a few moments later Seth and Sasha joined their discarded clothing and made happy pregnant love on her messy bedroom floor.
Later on that night Seth finally pulled himself away from Sasha's warm caresses long enough to find Bianca Belair watching TV with Roman and Dean.
"You're here?" Roman asked Seth suspiciously. "I thought you'd be with Sasha all night,"
Seth scooched over next to Belair with his Bible in his hand, "I have to give Belair a short Bible study on the balm of Gilead. It's one of my responsibilities as her mentor," Seth explained.
"You can teach her about that tomorrow get back upstairs and keep your wife company," Roman ordered Seth.
"Relax Big Dog this won't take long. Plus Sasha can't really talk that much right now she's kind of exhausted," Seth explained and Roman grinned while Belair blushed.
"And not from being pregnant," Dean added and the Shield shared a laugh whil twirled her braid nervously. Like most women she felt uncomfortable in the presence of Roman, Seth and Dean collectively known as the Shield, one of the greatest wrestling factions of all time.
"So the Balm of Gilead came from a place where people went to get their healing," Seth taught her an nodded clearly interested in what Seth knew about her glowing lips. "It was often given in combination with other herbs and perfumes as a gift. See how it all makes sense?"
"I think so, so you're saying God gave me this balm as a Gift to heal people," E S T said and Seth nodded.
"But it's only activated when someone needs healing; otherwise they're just your normal, gorgeous, sexy lips," Seth said an shoved him away playfully.
"Why don't you go upstairs and kiss your wife's gorgeous, sexy lips Seth Rollins?" Roman warned Seth.
"Only I can talk about my wife's gorgeous, sexy lips. I told you she can't talk right now, let me teach my student about her Gift, I didn't even know she had it until she used it on me," Seth said innocently. "But I was pleasantly surprised,"
"What do you mean by that?" Dean asked suspiciously. "When did you need healing?"
"Today when some punk kids threw rocks at my head," Seth explained and Roman and Dean's mouths dropped in shock.
"And you didn't call us?" Dean said in disbelief.
"No, I had E S T's anointed lips I didn't need you guys," Seth replied and he could tell they were hurt. "Don't worry guys Bianca's my security now, you're free to do your own thing while I work on gettin into her groove,"
"I love this, tell me more about this balm of Gilead Seth, does it come in different colours like real lip balm?" E S T asked Seth imaginatively but Roman and Dean were still staring a black hole through him.
"I can't believe you didn't call us when you needed back up. What the Hell were you thinking? She could have gotten hurt, how would you have explained that to her husband Seth? One of the rocks could have hit her instead of you, we could have shielded you both," Roman said angrily.
"I don't need you guys to shield me anymore, I haven't needed you for a long time. If you wanna hang out with me and Sasha that's fine but I'm on an assignment and you guys are of no use to me where this mission is concerned," Seth said simply. "If anything you guys being around will just get me in trouble. Dean you would have thrown hands at those kids and Roman you would have speared the tallest one, how would that look on TMZ huh?"
Dean was not impressed with Seth's comments, "I see a pattern forming here," he said icily and Seth rolled his eyes.
"Let's go Belair, I'll tell you more about the balm of Gilead in a place free from interruptions," Seth said but Roman blocked him as he went to leave with Belair.
"Roman are you okay?" Belair asked the Big Dog. He was obviously still reeling from their earlier conversation, a conversation that Seth didn't know had taken place.
"That pattern Dean's talking about is Seth leaving us behind while he goes and spends time with a girl that ain't his wife. Then he gets in trouble and expects us to bail him out; that's what happened in New York City and that's what's gonna happen with Sasha if you don't go upstairs and leave Belair down here by herself," Roman said sternly.
"But I need to teach her this," Seth said emphatically. "I'm her mentor its my job to make sure she understands her Gift. I'm not doing anything wrong,"
Belair furrowed her brow, "Look, I know I'm new but I'm the one woman in Seth's life next to Alexa Bliss that ya'll can trust. I have the Gift of Trust there's nothing going on that you two should be worrying about. Yes Seth is hot, yes Seth is sexy, yes Seth would have been three dates away from a hot kiss if we were both still single but were not single, we're happily married and we both plan on staying that way. So relax Big Dog your secret's safe with me,"
"What secret?" Roman asked her.
"You think Seth and Sasha are going to break up," E S T replied.
"How did you know that?!" Roman asked in shock.
"Because God told me. You ain't got nuthin to worry about Seth and Sasha are going to be together for a very long time," E S T said.
"Did God tell you that or are you just guessing?" Dean asked E S T.
"Okay I added the "very long time" part but God did say Seth and Sasha are going to be together," E S T said. "Oh and he also told me that if you don't stop stressing about Seth and Sasha's marriage you're going to get sick again,"
Seth's face dropped at E S T's last divulged secret and Dean comforted Roman. Seth stepped over to Roman and squeezed his arm lovingly. "Stop worrying about me and Sasha right now, you hear me? I can't have you getting sick over nothing. We fight a lot but that's just our nature, we belong together Roman, just like you said. We're gonna be fine so don't worry about it okay?"
"Options," E S T said and Seth turned to face her.
"What?" he asked puzzled.
"They think you have options, like when a guy's dating and he has a choice between three different women and he picks the prettiest one even though she doesn't love him as much as the other two, that's what they think you did with Sasha," E S T explained and Roman and Dean looked at her in shock.
"How the Hell did you know what we were thinking?" Dean asked her amazed.
"Yeah that's not fair we can't read your mind how come you can read ours?" Roman asked offended.
"You really think I married Sasha because she was pretty?" Seth asked Roman and Dean.
"The prettiEST," Roman corrected Seth with a play on E S T's moniker. "No I don't think that but Dean convinced me that Sasha was the prettiest out of all the women you've dated in the past year,"
"Well that's stupid I'm not that shallow, I don't think like you guys your way of thinking is so basic.
No wonder you and Sasha get on so well," Seth said and Roman and Dean gasped offended. "You have no spiritual discernment whatsoever. I didn't marry Sasha because she's pretty I married her because I love her, end of story. You two better grow up or we are going to fallout big time,"
Seth too to the kitchen to resume their Bible study on the balm of Gilead while Roman and Dean shook their heads at their comrade's attitude toward them.
"I don't like where this is going," Dean said sombrely and Roman pushed his hair back in frustration.
"What's happening to us man? First Seth picks a fight with Sasha now he's picking a fight with us. I thought we were brothers man, things just ain't how they used to be," Roman said and Dean nodded sadly.
"Don't worry brother, when things get back to normal with Seth and Sasha, they'll get back to normal with us," Dean said and Roman gave a big sigh.
"I sure hope they do," he said worriedly. "Things are really stressing me out right now,"
"Okay they might have been talking a lot of Christianese just then but the one thing Bianca said that I agree with is you gotta stop stressing about this. Whatever happens with Seth and Sasha is not your fault. Yes you wanted them to get married when everybody, including me, said it was a bad idea but this is not your battle to fight. They're big kids now let them work out their marriage on their own, although I don't see how they can with the Braid hanging around Seth like one of his Self-Esteem students. Doesn't he realise how hot they look together? She's freakin beautiful man how can Seth not possibly be attracted to her?"
"He can't because when Jesus saved him from bleeding to death on that night in Florida, Jesus made it so that he couldn't lust after any woman other than his wife, he can only have eyes for Sasha. He couldn't do anything with Bianca even if he wanted to, I think that's why God sends all these women Gifts, its because He knows he can trust Seth not to do anything immoral to them," Roman said. "It's not a problem for God, so I guess it really shouldn't be a problem for us,"
"Dude, our boy having beautiful women with flying prayer shawls and colourful gems in their hair and healing balm on their lips is a problem, just not for us. Sasha is going to take the hit for this one and the more Gifted women God sends Seth's way, the harder it is going to be on her. She already told us she feels left out. We just gotta make sure Seth realises that, coming to LA to spend the weekend with her was a good start but he's gotta do more. They gotta be seen together a lot; at movie promotions, gallery auctions, epic concerts, wherever they go they have got to be seen together. They can't spend anymore time apart so Seth can fight the good fight with all these super cool Jesus chicks around him," Dean said and Roman smiled. "What's that smile for?"
"I think we can trust her," he said referring to E S T, "any woman that can take out a bunch a thugs when we're not around and heal people with her lips is the kinda woman I would want protecting Seth while Sasha's pregnant. I think Sasha's husband is in good hands, all she cares about is her Gift and as long as it stays that way and her marriage is healthy and intact, we can find something else to do with all our free time,"
"Like hang out with Faith Star," Dean said excitedly.
"Exactly," Roman said smiling. "I love that kid,"
"You love all kids," Dean added. "You're gonna be a great Godfather Roman,"
"You too Dean," Roman said and they went upstairs to go check on Sasha while Seth continued to teach Bianca Belair about the Gifts that God had given her.