ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Black Heart Diaries
After her movie with John Cena and the Rock becomes a Hollywood hit Sasha Banks pitches a web series called the Black Heart Diaries and offers Bayley the lead role based on her diary.
Chapter Six – Good Charlotte, Bad Charlotte
LC and Cameron's, Agoura Hills, Los Angeles, CA, 10pm
Roman and Dean walked into the home of LC and Cameron eager to know what it was that required them to leave the Rock's mansion and see them right away.
"Roman and Dean thank God you're here, we need you to babysit Faith Star while we spend the weekend over at Rocky's mansion with Seth and Sasha," LC said handing her baby girl to Roman. "Faith Star's been crying all night she won't sleep unless you guys stay over here at our house tonight,"
The Shield brothers looked at LC and Cameron in disbelief. They were almost out the door when they stopped them.
"This was the emergency? You wanted me and Dean to babysit Faith Star?!" Roman asked incredulous.
"We were gonna see her tomorrow anyway, why did you get us to leave the Rock's house tonight?" Dean added but they had already walked down the road leaving Roman and Dean alone with their firstborn child.
"They wanted us out of the house," Roman realised. "They didn't want us around while they talked to Seth and Sasha about their marriage,"
"But we're Seth's best friends, why would they not want us around?" Dean said and Roman sighed. It was further evidence that Seth's new life as a Christian meant he'd be spending less time with them and more time with the DX family and beautiful Gifted women of God.
"We don't fit the job description anymore bruh," Roman said showing Dean a picture of Bianca Belair and Seth Rollins signing autographs in South Central LA, "You must be this hot to ride with Seth Rollins, or be part of the DX family,"
"But we're not either of those things, what are we gonna do about this?" Dean asked frustrated.
"I got a plan," Faith Star said finishing her night milk. "Let's give Seth what he really wants more than anything else in the world,"
"What's that?" Roman asked.
"Let's get crazy aunt Bayley to come to LA and make friends with us. If auntie Bayley joins our little group, Uncle Seth will realise that she's no longer a threat to him and his family," Faith Star suggested and it was then that Roman and Dean realised that Faith Star was wearing a Shield like outfit.
"You want Bayley to be part of the Shield?" Dean asked. "How long has that milk been in that bottle?"
Roman tapped Dean on the shoulder thoughtfully, "Wait-a-minute, that's not a bad idea Ambrose.
If we can get Bayley to be on our side instead of Steph and Jeff's, Seth will see us for the great friends we truly are. All we have to do is stop Bayley from acting crazy. Let's do it, let's make Bayley part of the Shield!"
"But I thought Alexa was our girl Shield member? Are we gonna switch her out for Bayley Black Heart? She could rip our hearts out while we're asleep and I mean that literally," Dean said.
"Not if I'm with you. My name is Faith Star for a reason, as long as I'm part of the group nothing bad will happen to you," Faith Star said. "So is my idea a good one?"
Roman extended his fist to Faith Star for a Shield fist bump, she looked at his hand questioningly.
"Don't worry he's not gonna punch you, he just wants to make it official. This is called a Shield fist bump, just make a fist and put it in the middle," Dean Ambrose explained.
"Phew, that's a relief. The last time I saw a fist like that was when the doctor pulled me out of my mommy's body," Faith Star said and she put her baby fist in and became the youngest Shield member, ever. At least until Roman Dean Graves was born next year but for now Faith Star got to experience the life her family knew very well, as a kick-ass professional wrestler.
The Fords, Orlando, FL, 8pm
Charlotte Flair had decided to come over and join the online festivities currently being enjoyed by Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Alexa Bliss and the Street Profits. What had started as a three man team ballooned into an all weekend tournament and the Street Profits were in the lead. Flair had originally come over to go shopping with Belair but soon found out the Braided One was in Los Angeles with Seth Rollins and Sasha Banks. Seeing that the tournament had been extended to include Alexa Bliss, Charlotte took off her demin jacket and made herself comfortable next to Seth's former Maid of Armour.
"Shouldn't you be with AJ right now?" Charlotte asked her referring to AJ Styles.
"We're on hiatus until I get this thing with Hayworth's ex-girlfriend sorted," Alexa explained. "Its very complicated, she's in Rebound City and Finn Balor's hopefully getting her out of it right now with his Irish charm. She's super-pissed at the DX family for making her single and it really doesn't help that Hayworth's already moved on with Charlene MacKenzie,"
"Man that girl really gets around, she's got more dates than a calendar," Charlotte said.
"Don't hate the player hate the game," Alexa replied, the Blissful One also had a number of dates lined up way into the New Year, the first of which was AJ Styles. "There's a right time to date and a wrong time to date and the right time to date is after you've left Rebound City, not while you're still in it. I've been out of Rebound City for awhile and it feels great being able to date again without all that baggage from my last relationship,"
"But weren't you and Buddy engaged? It was more than a relationship Lex, you guys were gonna get married until Seth showed up and started making you do all this God stuff with him. Its no wonder Buddy broke up with you," Charlotte said but Bliss ignored her comment.
"I loved being Seth's armour bearer it was the best time of my life," Alexa replied.
"Even better than being with your fiance?" Charlotte asked her unimpressed and Shawn Michaels decided to chip in.
"Look at it this way Char-Char, if Alexa was still with Buddy she never would have found out how awesome it would be to date AJ Styles. Dating opens up a window of opportunities, being engaged locks you in and that's not necessarily what's best for everyone," Shawn said and Hunter smiled.
"He's gonna tell you the story of how he and Amy got together," Hunter said.
"Oh you mean when you cheated on your wife to be with a hi-flying red-head with huge breasts?" Angelo Dawkins said.
"I didn't cheat on my wife we just decided to separate; sleeping with Kevin Nash, there's no coming back from that. That's not how it even went what I was going to say was Edge and Lita were engaged and then they broke up and I married Lita and we've been together for over fifteen years. Her engagement did not end in marriage to the guy she was originally engaged to, so not all engagements are good and sometimes they're better being broken off altogether," Shawn explained.
"Then you got Boneheads like me trying to break them up, I just didn't see it then I just couldn't deny it anymore. It was so obvious that they were meant to be together," Hunter said.
"Didn't you guys go through Hell to be together?" Montez asked Shawn.
"Oh yeah but so did Hunter and Joanie. ATM turned our whole life upside down but here we are twenty years later talking to you NXT guys about it," Shawn said and he looked at Alexa Bliss with a smile, "Love can be a battlefield but its sure worth the fight," he put his hand on hers gently, "don't settle for anything but the best,"
Alexa looked at Shawn's wedding band and imagined her husband doing the same thing to her hand, "Amy certainly married the best our industry has to offer," Alexa said.
"No that would be me," Hunter said and Charlotte balked.
"You say that with a straight face like I'm not sitting right here. I'm the greatest wrestler of all time ain't nobody gonna marry better than me guys, sorry Alexa but unless you marry me you will have to settle for less," she said and Amy smacked her around the head. "Ow!"
"Who's gonna marry you with that attitude?" she said and Shawn turned to see his wife standing behind the couch they were all sitting on.
"How long have you been standing there?" he asked her with a smile and she touched his hand with her own.
"Long enough to know I married the right person all those years ago. Thanks Shawn I love you too baby," Amy replied and she kissed Shawn affectionately causing the Street Profits to cry.
Charlotte shook her head in disapproval, "You're lucky your wife isn't here to see you crying over these old folks. Man up Montez before I knock that controller out your hand,"
"I dare you to knock it out of my hand woman!" Montez said and Charlotte did just that causing his team to lose the round and the whole tournament.
"No!" Montez cried.
"Yes!" DX cried since they were on the winning team. "Let's hear it for the old folks!"
"Yay!" Alexa Bliss cheered while Angelo shook his head in disgust at Charlotte Flair.
"You cost us the game man, you owe us big time," he told Charlotte unhappily.
"Well that's what you get for not putting a Flair on your team, you would have been able to hold on to that lead. That's called failing and its something us Flairs just don't do," Charlotte said. "Even your wife would have been better playing this tournament than you two,"
"All my wife would have done is complain about how messy our house is ever since Seth came to live with us," Montez said and Charlotte sat down next to him.
"Don't you miss her?" she asked concerned.
"I miss her a lot I just don't miss how much she's changed since she became Women's Champion. She's so serious now, everything has a schedule, even our sex life is routine. I still love her don't get me wrong, its just that I miss the way it used to be like when we were at NXT," Montez explained.
"Well being on the main roster is a whole other level, she's under a lot of pressure and she's just trying to get the best out of the opportunity she's been given. Things will cool off once she's had a strong run with the title, I'm sure she'll let her hair down after awhile," Charlotte explained. Being a World Champion was something she knew a lot about.
"Don't even get me started on her hair. I don't know what happened in New York but ever since she got back from the Ortons that Braid seems to have gone to her head. She used to take it off she never takes it off now. Its like its become a part of who she is. It's a hair extension but there's something going on with it. She's changed Charlotte but I still love her, Seth being around really makes it easy for me to hide my feelings. She's so occupied with trying to please her mentor that she doesn't even realise how I'm hiding all this from her," Montez said and Charlotte nodded.
"So you're using Seth like a shield," Charlotte said.
"I see what you did there," Angelo said.
"Seth's the best he helped me put on all this extra muscle, don't you see the difference in my upper body?" Montez asked Charlotte who gave Montez a good look as he stood up and spun around so she could have a good look at him.
"Charlotte?" Alexa Bliss said as the Queen fell into a trance while admiring Montez's body.
"Somebody get me some water I'm suddenly really, really hot," Charlotte said soothing her neck which was suddenly sweaty. "Somebody get me some damn water!"
Hunter and Shawn jumped up and stood Charlotte to her feet, "Why don't we go for a walk instead?" Shawn said escorting the Queen outside. "Amy why don't you talk to Montez about Belair, maybe explain what's happening from a former Women's Champion's perspective?"
Amy shook her head, "Charlotte doesn't need water she needs a freakin boyfriend," she said and Alexa Bliss nodded.
"But you just said who would date an arrogant person like Charlotte Flair?" Alexa said.
Amy looked at Montez who was still showing off his hot new muscles, "Somebody Charlotte could make feel better about themselves. Somebody who's used to having strong women on his arm. Somebody who just went up a few notches on the babe chart," she said. "Somebody like -"
"Your ex-fiance Adam "Edge" Copeland?" Angelo said and Amy frowned at him.
"No," Amy replied and she called Trish and Randy to find out if there was anything going on with Bianca and Montez that she needed to know. She didn't like the way Charlotte was looking at Montez and the fact that Bianca wasn't home to see it made her feel even worse. Amy tried to convince herself that it wasn't what it looked like because Charlotte and Bianca were such good friends. Trish needed to assure her that nothing weird was going on in the Ford household, otherwise she might have to come out of retirement and kick Charlotte Flair's arrogant a** all the way back to North Carolina with her father Ric.
"Who are you calling?" Alexa asked her.
"I'm calling Trish but she's not answering," Amy replied.
Alexa leaned over to Amy and spoke quietly, "If you want to know what's going on with Charlotte there's only one person you need to ask. Call Bianca, she'll tell you everything you need to know," Alexa replied. "She knows all secrets, its her Gift from God,"
"Okay I'll call Bianca I think I'm gonna talk to Montez first," Amy said and she sat in-between the Street Profits while Alexa Bliss went outside to see what the Hell was going on with Charlotte Flair.