ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Black Heart Diaries
After her movie with John Cena and the Rock becomes a Hollywood hit Sasha Banks pitches a web series called the Black Heart Diaries and offers Bayley the lead role based on her diary.
Chapter Eight – The Rampage
The Enigmatic Hotel, New York City, New York, 1pm
Jeff Hardy watched as his wife Stephanie McMahon trashed her own executive hotel room suite.
The jewels he'd brought her from Peru were gone and she was furious.
"Where did they go, who took all my jewels Jeff?! I want them back right now, let's go to Orlando and get them back from DX, those idiots must have had their kids take them from my McMahon Compound in Florida!" Stephanie screamed.
"Don't worry honey I'll get Beth to Trasnscend to DX and get them back," Jeff assured his wife calmly, he was always more relaxed than she was. "We have a business to run Steph and we can't be trashing our own property. We have an appointment with the Damsels of Destruction and they'll be here in a minute,"
Stephanie grabbed at her hair furiously, "I want my jewels back!" she roared and she called her daughter Aurora who was in Clearwater with Carla, Cassidy and Charlene MacKenzie, better known as the 3C's. "Ro-Ro this is your mother will you please call me back? Your father has gone too far he's taken my jewels. I need them back right away call me back when you get this message,"
Stephanie threw her cell-phone down angrily and Jeff hugged her from behind, "Aurora's not the way to get back those jewels she's partial to her father and I don't think she'd help you get them back even if she could. Beth is the better choice,"
"Well where is she?" Stephanie asked angrily.
"She's with Hayworth and the A Twins helping to sell Smart Dogs around the city. She said the business is going really well and Hayworth hired her to sell Smart Dogs in the other boroughs. Smart Dogs is going to go national soon, Hayworth is going to make a fortune off of that franchise," Jeff Hardy said.
"And he hasn't cut me in yet. I need to go and talk to him but after our meeting with the Damsels. They want to do a piece on the jewels, that's why I need them back Jeff. Those jewels are worth a fortune and I can't have the DX family holding onto them out of spite. They're mine they do not belong to the DX family!" Stephanie said and Jeff rubbed her shoulders with a smile.
"I told you Beth will get them back, let's meet with the DoD and tell them what they want to hear. No-one does publicity in New York like the Damsels of Destruction and we need all the exposure we can get for our hotel chain," Jeff said. Steph and Jeff had so many plans for the Enigmatic Hotel chain, including adding their own food and of course, expensive art gallery and rare jewel collection to appeal to the upper tier of New York City society.
A few minutes later Stephanie had calmed down and the Damsels of Destruction were in the executive suite with them ready to talk about their hotel business. As Steph and Jeff gave the Damsels and overview of their business Stephanie couldn't help but wonder why Tanya Madison was scrolling through her Instagram page while they were talking; it was very unprofessional and not at all like the leader of the DoD.
"Is there something urgent you need to attend to Tanya?" Stephanie finally asked her. "You've been scrolling through your feed for like five minutes now. If this isn't a good time we could always re-schedule. I have some urgent business to attend to myself," she said with a dark glare referring to DX and her jewels.
Tanya Madison pulled her a lock of her thick black hair behind her ear, "I just saw a photo of Bayley's new look, I never thought of Bayley as a hack. She totally ripped off Rhea Ripley's hairstyle. Why is Bayley hanging out in Los Angeles with the Shield anyway?"
"WHAT!?" Stephanie said and she checked her phone. "I must have been so mad about my jewels I forgot to check my social media feeds, Jeff look at this!"
Jeff Hardy looked at his wife's phone and saw Bayley decked out in black along with Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose and the world's cutest baby, with her own version of Rhea Ripley's haircut. "Awesome," he said. "She looks great,"
"This must be her way of getting Seth's attention, she could have told us she was gonna do this, I hate being the last to know," Stephanie said.
"Wow," Melissa Turnbull said scrolling through her social media feeds, "if you thought Bayley was cool, check out this hot black chick with the gems in her hair,"
"What?" Stephanie said and she leaned over and looked at Melissa's phone and saw the very jewels that she wanted back all woven very tightly into Bianca Belair's braid. "What the Hell is that muscle head doing with my jewels in her freakin hair?!"
"Wait hold up, let me see that," Jeff Hardy said looking down at Melissa Turnbull's phone, "that is badass! The NXT girls are really stepping up their looks!"
Stephanie looked at Jeff thoughtfully, "You think Bayley gave Bianca my jewels to endear herself to Seth's new muscle?" she asked her husband.
"It's possible but it's even more possible that DX stole them somehow and gave them to her to get you mad," Jeff said shaking his head. "Why would anyone wanna make you mad?"
Tanya Madison zoomed in on the photo of Bianca Belair, "I need to see these jewels in person. How can we meet with this Bianca Belair? I would love for the Damsels to get a closer look at her beautiful hair,"
"Forget the hair she's got my jewels in it. Those jewels belong to me!" Stephanie said enraged.
"I don't care if they're your jewels or not I just wanna see them. It would benefit you greatly to make sure we see them before another curator does, or else you and your husband could lose out on some much needed publicity. This town is all about what's hot and those jewels in that hair is hot," Tanya assured Stephanie and Jeff Hardy.
The other Damsels nodded in agreement impressed with the jewels and Bianca and Bayley in general.
"Okay let's go to LA, I'll arrange the meeting in person," Stephanie said and she shook the Damsels hands. "Just give me one second I need to make a call,"
As Jeff shook hands with the DoD Stephanie stepped out to call Bayley, "Then I'm going to rip that Braid right out of Belair's head and strangle her with it. That'll tell her to mess with the most powerful woman in the wrestling business,"
Just as she was about to call Bayley she got a call from Charlotte Flair, "Charlotte honey this is not a good time, can we talk later I need to call Bayley and its urgent," Stephanie said impatiently.
"I need to talk to you too Steph, I need some advice on what to do when you're in love with a married man, that's something you know all about right?" Charlotte said and Stephanie froze.
"Charlotte who are you in love with?" she asked nervously. "Is it...Hunter?"
"God no!" Charlotte said almost laughing.
"Its not that funny," Stephanie said in her ex-husband's defence. "So who is it?"
When Charlotte told Stephanie who it was she was in love with an evil smile spread across the face of the Billion Dollar Princess and she thought of another way to get her jewels back from Bianca Belair. "Don't worry Charlotte just stay where you are, Jeff and I will be there in a few,"
Stephanie hung up and turned to Jeff who was frowning at her, "What did Charlotte Flair want?" he asked curiously.
"To be in business with the most powerful women in wrestling. You will not believe what happened in Orlando yesterday," Stephanie said and she pulled Jeff towards the window. "I'll tell you on the way home,"
"Home?" Jeff asked grabbing his jacket wondering why they were going home already.
The Rock's House, Hollywood, CA, 9am
It was Sunday and Seth had packed his stuff ready to fly back to the East Coast after church.
Since Sasha had decided not to go with him he thought it would be best to leave early and not spend the whole day with her. Things had not worked out the way he wanted them to but rather than stress about it, it seemed easier to just bail and resume their long-distance relationship.
Bianca was still in her room and he knew she didn't want to leave. She told him she was hopeful that things between him and Sasha were gonna work out and he just needed to wait a little longer.
She was convinced God was going to do something, she just didn't know what that something was yet.
Seth checked his phone with a sigh knowing he'd have to dra back to Orlando.
As he looked at his Instagram page, that something Bianca was waiting on had arrived.
"Bianca!" Seth cried dropping his phone and he sprinted to the room where Bianca was sleeping and bolted through the door without knocking. He suspected that she'd be fully dressed which she was, the only surprise was that Sasha was with her. She had seen it too and Bianca was crying on her braid that was shimmering from the jewels that were alighting.
There was an Instagram video from Charlotte Flair threatening Bianca to come back to Orlando with the jewels she "stole" from Stephanie McMahon, or she was going to do something horrendous that would tear her life apart. Then the camera panned into a wide shot and you could see Charlotte Flair sitting on a bed with Montez Ford in the background asleep, naked in the sheets.
"Or maybe I already have," she said and she licked her lips salaciously. "Maybe you shouldn't have left your husband alone to play video games with the Queen, like my father I'm quite the player.
You bring back those jewels or I'm gonna play with your husband all night long if you know what I mean, whoooo!"
The video ended with Charlotte Flair laughing out loud in her signature black robe that barely covered her fancy black lingerie. The video already had a million views and it had only been up for two minutes.
"I thought she was my friend!" Bianca screamed pulling at her braid and she started to take out the jewels.
"Bianca it's a trick she just wants you to give her those jewels," Seth explained.
"I don't care I want my husband to get away from her, this assignment is not worth my marriage.
I told you Rollins I don't think like you do," Bianca said trying to displace the jewels that Seth had securely woven into her head earlier in the week but they wouldn't budge. "Why are you sitting there, help me get these jewels out?!"
"I can't do that, those jewels are for you to protect you cannot give them to Charlotte Flair so she can give them back to Stephanie McMahon. That's not what God asked you to do," Seth said.
"But you saw Charlotte she's in my bedroom with my husband, where the Hell is Angelo right now?! I have got to get back to Orlando," Bianca said and she tried to remove her braid but that wouldn't budge either. "Seth will you help me please? My marriage is on the line here, God can give you someone else to tell you secrets and heal you,"
"God already gave me someone, he gave me you and you're not going anywhere, you're staying here with us," Seth said and Sasha looked at him relieved.
"You're gonna stay in LA, with me and the baby?" she said joyfully and Seth kissed her.
"This isn't about us right now but we can talk about that later," he said. "Bianca needs us to be strong and we're better together than apart,"
"So no more fighting?" Sasha said hopefully.
"I can't promise you that, there's still the whole issue with Bayley joining the Shield but that's another thing we can talk about that later. Right now I gotta calm my student down before she rips out her own hair," Seth said as Belair wrestled with her braid like it was an anaconda snake.
"I can't get this thing outta my head!" she cried and Seth and Sasha sat her down in-between them.
"Charlotte is obviously playing mind games. Your hair is all the rage online and she's jealous. She wants people to be talking about her instead of you. She's just using your husband so you'll give up the thing that sets you apart from her and the rest of the locker room. You gotta know that deep down inside, Charlotte's a good person and she would never do anything like that in real life. Its just an act, don't fall for it E S T," Sasha said encouraging Belair but Bianca was inconsolable.
"I can't sit back and wait for her to up the ante Sasha, that's not how this works. The more I ignore her the more aggressive she'll get," Bianca said and Sasha frowned.
"You think that Charlotte Flair really wants to sleep with your husband, why would you think that?" Sasha said and she looked at Seth who rubbed his chin thoughtfully. It was his way of telling her he knew something that she didn't.
"Because its True," he told her soberly an shook her head.
"So you agree with me, I gotta leave now," she said getting up but Seth pulled her back down.
"What did God tell you when You asked Him what this was all about?" Seth asked gently.
"I didn't ask Him," Bianca said with tears rolling down her face and Sasha covered her face in horror.
"Oh my God," she said realising what was happening.
"I didn't wanna know the Truth, I just wanted to fix it before it was too late. But I can't fix it can I Seth?" Bianca asked Seth and he nodded. It was exactly what Trish Stratus told him would happen back in New York City. Charlotte Flair was doing exactly what Trish said she would do and there wasn't anything Bianca Belair could do to stop it. "My husband's going to have an affair with Charlotte Flair!"
Sasha cried tears of rage while Seth hugged Belair tightly as she collapsed into a ball of tears now that the secret had been revealed, "I'm sorr but knowing Every Single Thing means knowing the good things and the bad things too and this is one of those bad things. But I'm here for you, we both are right Sasha?"
Seth reached for his wife but she was doing an elbow drop on her cell-phone which was set to a picture of the Four Horsewomen, of which Charlotte Flair was one.
"That dirty, rotten, no good sonofa-"
"-Sasha please don't use that type of language when you're pregnant," Seth admonished his wife while he comforted a balling Bianca.
"I'm gonna make sure she never, ever gets pregnant. No man is ever gonna want her when I get through with her," Sasha vowed. "Who does this b*** think she is that she can just mess up the new Women's Champion's marriage? She really is her father's daughter!" Sasha said and she kicked her own cell-phone across the bedroom.
"Will you calm down?" Seth said and he motioned for her to come join him on the bed, "I need to pray for Bianca, will you put your arms around me?"
"Why?" Sasha asked him as she wrapped her arms around Seth's waist.
"For reinforcement; if we pray together it'll help her be stronger, our bond will stop her heart from breaking and she'll hold onto that hope she had when she thought we were going to break up," Seth said and Sasha rubbed her face against his.
"We're never gonna break up are we?" she said happily.
"Not in a million years," Seth replied and they kissed each other lovingly before praying over Bianca who needed all the prayer she could get right now.
An hour later Bianca was regenerated by the strong prayer but still overwhelmed by what had happened, so she stayed in Sasha's room while Seth and Sasha went downstairs to get her something to eat and talk about what was going to happen now that he was staying in LA.
"Now that we've got all that God stuff out of the way, here's what we're going to do," Sasha said sitting on one of the golden suede stools by the island in the kitchen. Seth realised that his wife had redecorated the entire house; all the furniture had his wife's signature on it. There was gold and champagne colours everywhere.
"I like the way you say that like you have any idea what's going on," Seth said cracking some eggs.
"Charlotte Flair is going on and I'm going to go off on her without even putting a hand on her," Sasha said. "I'm going to send some thugs down to Orlando to rip that blond whore to shreds,"
Seth shook his head, "Will you please stop? This is not an opportunity for you to embrace your gangsta roots, this thing has to be handled with prayer that's how we get things done now Sasha. Prayer beats physical violence everytime when it comes to dealing with your enemy," Seth said licking the olive oil from his fingers.
"This is going to have to be one of those 'You do you and I'll do me' moments Seth because I got a plan that can't fail and it sure as Hell doesn't involve Jesus," Sasha said and Seth chuckled.
"Okay let's hear it, what's your plan to get back at Charlotte for having sex with Bianca's husband?" Seth asked Sasha while chopping up some breakfast mushrooms.
Sasha suddenly felt nauseous, "So they actually are going to sleep with each other?" she asked her husband who turned to her and nodded. "God I feel sick,"
"Imagine how Bianca feels, she's the one this is actually happening to, it's not like when you're making stuff up about me and Bayley being secretly in love with each other. Montez Ford is going to cheat on his wife and there's nothing we can do to stop it," Seth explained.
"I thought you said prayer changes things? Can't you change God's mind about this? Isn't this your area of expertise God boy?" Sasha asked her husband.
"I would explain it to you but you have no spiritual discernment whatsoever so I'm going to save my breath and listen to your stupid plan instead, which by the way, is destined to fail," Seth replied.
"There's no way my plan is going to fail Seth. You ready for this? My plan is to send the Shield to Orlando on Bianca's behalf. Bayley will then kick the crap out of Charlotte Flair and Roman and Dean will bring Montez here before the affair can even take place!" Sasha said and Seth considered the plan.
"They won't get there in time," Seth said.
"They will if they use your Prayer Shawl," Sasha replied.
"I don't have Shawl I gave it to Alexa," Seth replied.
"Well she needs to be re-assigned to you so she can help us help Bianca. I can't have the new Women's Champion go through this it sets a bad example for the women's locker room," Sasha argued.
"Alexa's not available," Seth said and he thought of someone else who might be, "but there's always Beth Hardy,"
"Jeff's little girl yeah, she's got that cool Gift of Transcendence right? Cool just call her and ask her to Transcend the Shield to Orlando so they can kick Charlotte's a** and bring Montez here so I can kick his a**,"
Seth nodded, "Anything to make you happy sweetheart, happy wife, happy life right?" he said with a smile.
"Right," Sasha said and Seth pulled out his cell-phone and called Beth Hardy who as always was more than happy to help him out. "She'll do it," Seth said after a minute, "its done, the Shield are in Orlando right now and it is going down,"
"Man I hope someone records it, I wanna see that tramp get her a** kicked and let that get posted on Instagram!" Sasha said.
Seth's phone rang, it was Beth, "What do you mean they're not there, where are they?" Seth asked and Sasha frowned concerned that her plan wasn't working out. "Okay thanks for trying Beth can you Transcend them back to LA?"
"What happened?" Sasha asked as Seth ended the call.
"Beth said when Roman, Dean, Bayley and Faith Star got to the Fords' house it was empty. Charlotte took the Street Profits to North Carolina with Stephanie and Jeff to have dinner with her father Ric Flair and the Damsels of Destruction. Something about a business deal between the Flairs and the McMahon-Hardy family," he told her.
"So do you think Stephanie put Charlotte up to this?" Sasha asked.
"Of course she did, she wants those jewels back. We better make sure Bianca stays off of social media for the rest of the day, something tells me she's not going to like what happens when Charlotte post's her next video," Seth said and he ran upstairs to get Bianca while Sasha held her head in her hands trying not to lose it over Charlotte's deplorable actions.
"So this is what it feels like to be defeated," Bianca said as Seth came over to her. "I haven't felt like this in a long time Seth, I guess there's more to being the Women's Champion than I realised,"
"Don't worry you'll get through this, that's the best part about being a Prayer Warrior. I always know when God is about to do something big and you being here with me and Sasha in LA is what's best right now. Let's get you fed then we're all going to church and you're going to praise God like your life depended on it, because it totally does," Seth said and Belair pushed herself off Sasha's bed.
"At least I know I wasn't sitting in one of the places you had sex, I was sure to stay away from the bathroom floor too," E S T joked wrapping her arms around Seth as he took her down to the kitchen where Sasha had already eaten all the food.
"Sorry guys the baby couldn't wait, I've already ordered you a huge breakfast from North Hollywood," Sasha said and Bianca smiled.
"That's okay Boss, smells like it was good though," Bianca said and Sasha nodded knowing how well her husband could cook even if she was eating everybody's food more often these days.
The doorbell rang and Seth went to see who it was and was greeted by a very familiar voice.
"Let me in already I own this house!"
It was the Rock and John Cena, they had come over to spend time with Sasha and check up on Belair who was all over social media thanks to Charlotte Flair. They weren't the only ones who had come over.
"Shawn and Hunter are right behind us," Rocky said to Seth after shaking his hand. Seth looked over John Cena's shoulder and saw the entire DX family heading towards the house. They had definitely come over to see Bianca but they were glad to see Seth and Sasha together supporting her and they were all expecting to be fed.
"Looks like you're going to have to order more food babe," Seth said to Sasha as everyone hugged Bianca and exchanged tearful apologies with her over what Charlotte Flair had done.
"No that's okay I got it," Alexa Bliss said who had bought enough breakfast for everybody.
"Man am I glad to see you," Seth said sincerely. "I miss my Maid of Armour,"
"I'm more concerned about your Maiden of Muscle, what the Hell Seth, Hunter and Shawn and me were at the Fords house we didn't think anything was going to happen until Montez started talking about how much Belair had changed since she became Women's Champion. Then when we all left Charlotte decided to stay over and that's when the video came out," Alexa explained giving Seth the takeout breakfast.
"You don't think this is my fault do you? I mean I did get Montez into 'sleep with me' shape, maybe when Charlotte saw his new hot body she couldn't resist him and that's why she threw herself at him last night," Seth said.
"This has got nothing to do with Montez's scolding hot body and you know it. This is all because of Stephanie McMahon and her obsession with getting those jewels back. If this is anyone's fault its mine; I was the one that took the jewels out of the McMahon Compound and gave them to Trish and Randy Orton. It was one of my finest moments," Alexa said taking off her leather jacket while the DX family surrounded Bianca on the kitchen island makin feel more love and support than she'd ever felt in her entire life.
"You know I hate to say this but my wife's idiotic plan might have a half way decent chance of working. My wife thinks that the Shield should attack Charlotte and get Montez here to Bianca.
If Bayley can convince Stephanie that she is Truly on my side, then maybe she can drive a wedge between us and them. If Bayley can convince Charlotte that Stephanie is up to no good Charlotte might wake up from whatever spell Stephanie's put her under," Seth said.
"Is that what you're praying for, you want Bayley to turn Charlotte from good to bad?" Alexa asked thoughtfully. "Wouldn't that be the perfect ending to all of this drama? Bianca will get her husband back, Charlotte will get her self-respect back and you'll get Bayley back. It's a win for everybody!"
"Yeah I just need Roman and Dean not to screw it up," Seth said putting the food out on plates for everyone.
"Why don't you join them, get your Shield vest out and make sure things go down the way Sasha said they should?" Alexa asked Seth.
"Huh," Seth thought, "those two could never do anything without my guidance but I can't leave Sasha alone,"
"Does she look like she's alone? There's almost thirty people in this house right now. Your wife will be fine go help your boys kick a** with Shield Bayley and Faith Star," Alexa said and Seth smiled at the idea of showing up in North Carolina with Roman, Dean and Bayley in her Shield gear.
"Okay I'm gonna tell Sasha, keep an eye on her while I'm gone," Seth said to Alexa and he hugged her adoringly, "I'm so glad you came over,"
"No friendship kiss!" Alexa said pausing Seth's attempt to kiss her with her hand and Seth kissed her hand instead.
Moments later he was in his Shield colours heading to Ric Flair's house with Roman, Dean, Bayley and Faith Star ready for the showdown Charlotte had never seen coming.
Ric Flair's House, Charlotte, North Carolina, 6am
"He's coming over here now and he's not coming alone," Beth Hardy told her father and stepmother.
"At a girl Beth and don't worry, we won't tell Seth you ratted him out," Stephanie replied and Beth Hardy ran to her bedroom disheartened than she had blown Seth's cover.
"Jeff, tell your crazy brother to release those drones of his. Flair country is about to have a throwdown with the McMahon-Hardy-Flair families against the pathetic and overrated Shield," Stephanie said. "And I want the whole thing broadcast live on social media, that'll teach my ex-husband not to steal from Stephanie McMahon!"
Jeff told Matt to send the drones but it was going to take more than an army of drones to stop the Shield, who not only had Bayley, they had Faith Star, one of the DX family's youngest but most powerful weapons the Shield had in their arsenal.
"This is for you Bianca," Seth said as the rest of the Shield arrived and ran over to him as the drones peppered the Charlotte sky with fiery missiles. He turned to Roman, Dean and Bayley. "Get on!"
He unravelled his prayer shawl that was now also black and they all jumped on and soared into the sky to battle with the drones.
Stephanie and Jeff took to the skies and fought against them after giving Ric Flair a very important task.
"Ric get the diamonds from the safe and weave them into Charlotte's hair!" Stephanie said and Ric did just that while Montez Ford and Angelo Dawkins looked on.
"Would you like to do the honours my brother?" Ric asked Montez who took the diamonds from Ric with a smile.
"It would be my honour Mr Flair," he replied and he wove the diamonds into Charlotte's ponytail. "I pray that your hair will be more powerful than my wife's," he said and Charlotte touched her heart knowing that this was going to push Bianca over the edge.
"This video is going to break the internet," Charlotte said posting the video of her new hair with Montez and her father behind her on Instagram. "And Bianca Belair's heart,"
Stephanie smiled at Jeff victoriously at the sight of Charlotte's new diamond encrusted hair.
The war against DX had officially begun, again.