ATM: The Bonehead and the Brain – The Black Heart Diaries
After her movie with John Cena and the Rock becomes a Hollywood hit Sasha Banks pitches a web series called the Black Heart Diaries and offers Bayley the lead role based on her diary.
Chapter Eleven – BAM!
A/N: This chapter contains some sexual references and is not appropriate for some readers
Sasha's bedroom, The Rock's House, Hollywood, CA 10am PST
Bayley crouched down in Sasha's closet with her diary in hand. She was waiting for Sasha to come down to breakfast but when she didn't show Bayley decided to wait for her in her bedroom.
When Sasha showed up with Seth Bayley didn't have time to leave so she locked herself in Sasha's closet as the newlyweds threw themselves into another passionate bout of high intensity love making.
"This is the worst," she whispered to herself as Seth and Sasha made love noisily on the bathroom floor. Eventually the door to the bathroom swung shut and she exhaled with relief. The sound of them violently screwing each other could no longer be heard and for that she was most grateful. "There is a God!" she said and she resumed writing in her diary that was full of entries from the past year. Everything from her kissing Seth in New York City, to her falling out with Sasha over her engagement to Seth, to her being fired from NXT and becoming the Black Heart of the wrestling world. "What's up with Charlotte? I hope she doesn't think that she'll succeed in taking Montez away from Bianca. Who does she think she is, me?! There's only room for one marriage breaker in our group and it sure ain't Charlotte Flair," Bayley wrote and her thoughts were suddenly attacked by the sound of Sasha screaming Seth's name. "Marriage sure has its benefits but cold bathroom floors is not one of them. When I do finally get my hands on Seth that will be the first thing to go. I've never known a man who was got so much pleasure from having sex in one place. But then I've never known a man. I've learned so much though, hopefully Seth won't hold it against me if I cry when we finally do make love. I've gotta be better than Sasha though, she is so pathetic. She actually thinks Seth loves her more than me, denial can be an ugly thing."
The bathroom door swung open and Bayley's ears were now punctuated with the sound of heavy breathing from both Seth and Sasha. The sex was over, for now. They were coming down from yet another high but they wouldn't be down for long.
"That was amazing," Sasha panted and Seth nodded.
"I think you re-adjusted my spine," he said sitting up as Sasha pulled her messy hair out of his face. Sasha eventually got to her feet and walked slowly towards the door. "Where are you going?"
"I think Bayley wants to talk to me about something, she was looking for me before I went out to the pool. Do you think I should tell her what I was doing for the past hour?" Sasha said cheekily.
"And give her another reason to harass me, no Boss. Just keep our love-making to yourself," Seth replied and Sasha blew him a kiss before heading down to the People's kitchen.
Bayley smiled as the door to Sasha's bedroom closed. She was alone with Seth and Sasha had no idea.
"OMG, this is my chance, my chance to make a move on Seth!" she said to herself and she smelt her own breath. "Its fresh, okay Bayley let's do this!"
The closet door slowly came open and the unamused face of Seth Rollins looked down at Bayley.
"Are you playing hide and seek?" Seth asked her.
"No I was waiting for Sasha and couldn't leave before you started having sex with her so I hid in the closet," Bayley explained.
"You are such a pervert Bayley," Seth said with disapproval.
"I am not a pervert!" Bayley said offended and Seth covered up when he realised once again that he was naked.
"Great, now we've both seen each other naked. Are things ever going to be normal between us?" he asked Bayley shaking his head.
"I sure hope not Seth, things are more fun this way," Bayley said averting her eyes with a giggle. "See I'm not even looking at you,"
Seth grabbed another bed sheet and wrapped it around himself. He noticed a black diary in Bayley's hand. "What are you writing?" he asked her.
"Its a diary Seth, you're not supposed to ask me what I'm writing in my diary," Bayley said.
"Let me guess, "I love Seth...I love Seth...I love Seth," something like that?" Seth teased her and Bayley blushed.
"Have you been reading this?!" she asked him annoyed. "So what if it says I love Seth over and over again, I should love you, you're my best friend,"
Seth smiled relived that Bayley wasn't doing things in the closet that would have been way less appropriate for him to see her doing, "I'm glad we're in that friend zone but you listening me and my wife having sex just cost you a whole lotta friendship points Bayley," Seth said pulling on his charcoal grey sweater and pants.
"I was not listening to you have sex with Sasha, I was trapped in the freakin' closet!" Bayley pleaded.
"Why do I not believe you?" Seth said combing his hair and he suddenly remembered that Bianca liked to comb his hair and he decided to go find her so she could comb it for him.
Bayley got out of the closet and handed her diary to Seth, "Here, read it. We've got a couple of weeks before the year ends and I want you to know what I've been thinking about for the past year. If we're going to move forward as friends I want to be totally transparent with you,"
Seth looked at the diary and then at Bayley, "You really want me to read your diary?" he asked her suspiciously.
"Everything you need to know about me is in here," Bayley said and she hugged Seth lovingly before heading down to the kitchen to find Sasha.
Seth couldn't believe it and he looked at the diary amazed at Bayley's actions. There was nothing he could tell her that she didn't already know but apparently there was more to know about Bayley than he realised. "Here's to moving forward," he said putting the diary under his arm with his comb and he headed downstairs to get Bianca Belair to comb his hair.
The People's kitchen
"Are you trying to get laid?" Hunter aske as the DX family sat around the kitchen island eating take out breakfast from North Hollywood with Alexa Bliss, Sasha Banks, Bayley and the Shield.
Shawn Michaels nodded in agreement with Hunter. E S T was wearing a very attractive gold and black bathing suit that drew attention to her exceptionally muscular body. "You don't have to do this," he said to Bianca, "you don't have to put yourself on display so that Montez will notice you, that is why you look so hot this morning right?"
"I don't look hot HBK," Bianca said sadly and all the men laughed.
"You're so hot the sun is suing you for intellectual property infringement on the word "hot"," Dean Ambrose said.
"Easy Ambrose," Renee said to her husband although she agreed with him about Bianca. "It's true Bianca you're ridiculous right now," she said with a smile.
Bianca rested her head on the island with a heavy heart, "I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm the least attractive person in this room,"
The sound of Seth gasping caused everyone to turn around sharply. He had dropped the diary and the comb in response to the words that just came out of Bianca's mouth.
"What did you just say?!" he asked her horrified while Roman and Dean looked at the objects he had dropped on the floor. Roman instructed Blinky, Summer and Justice to bring the items over to him which the three spiders did and Seth walked up to Bianca. "I never wanna hear that garbage come out of your mouth ever again Belair!"
"Why not Seth its true? I'm a loser in one of your wife's bathing suits," Bianca said and Sasha nodded impressed.
"How does it even fit you?" Sasha wondered intrigued and the men chuckled knowing that it didn't fit her at all, that's why she looked so hot in it. The bathing suit was super tight it was obviously made for a much smaller woman like Sasha Banks but somehow th of the WWE managed to pull it off impressively.
The bathing suit had absolutely no effect on Seth; he was more concerned with the words of defeat coming out of his Treasurer's mouth.
"Of all the people I thought I would never have to talk to about self-esteem its you E S T. You cannot let this thing with Charlotte and your husband get to you like this," Seth said as Roman took Bayley's diary from Blinky, Summer and Justice. He went to read it but the spiders had woven it shut so he couldn't open it.
Bianca was miserable and RAW was going to start going into production in a few hours. There was no way DX were going to let her go on TV feeling the way she did so Seth had to help her get out of the funk she was in.
"Okay we're going to say some declarations now, babe don't be offended when I say this but this has to be done," Seth said to his wife and Sasha was more interested in what was going on behind her. Roman was having an argument with Blinky, Summer and Justice over a diary that he couldn't open.
"Is that your diary?" Sasha asked Roman and Bayley looked over at Roman then back at Seth in shock.
"You gave Roman my diary?!" Bayley said horrified.
"Not now Bayley," Seth said ignoring the newest Shield member, "if you got a problem with Roman take it outside,"
"That's your diary?" Sasha asked Bayley who nodded with her arms crossed. She was very upset that Seth decided to share her diary with his best friend but she wasn't really surprised. He didn't hide anything from the Shield.
"Yeah, I guess you can read it too if you want," Bayley said to Sasha with a shrug.
"Can't nobody read it because Blinky, Summer and Justice put a web around it," Roman said arguing with the spiders who had all turned their backs to him refusing to take the web off. "Damn it guys you are all out of order now go to my room!"
"Roman why are you yelling at those little spiders?" Bianca Belair said paying attention to what was going on for the first time in awhile. "That's Bayley's diary obviously it's not something you should be reading so give it back to her already,"
Roman shook his head and Bianca noticed Seth's comb in front of Roman, "Isn't that Seth's comb?" she asked Roman and she extended her hand, "Give it to me,"
Roman snatched the comb childishly from off the island, "No I will comb Seth's hair, you need to work on your self-esteem you are in no condition to handle that curly mess,"
Seth dodged Roman's hand as he tried to comb his curly hair, "I will call the police if you go anywhere near me with that comb. You have the sensitivity of a White House correspondent,"
Everyone laughed at that comment, "Just let it be, I love Seth's curls," Hunter said as Roman continued to fight Seth to get to his hair.
Sasha laughed while Bianca shook her head in disapproval at Roman's behaviour. "Roman that's enough," she said annoyed as Roman tried to wrestle Seth to the ground.
"Ow!" Seth cried out as Roman pulled the comb through his hair recklessly an had seen enough. She pushed Roman off of Seth causing the Big Dog to crash against the kitchen cabinet. She was so strong it took Roman a minute to realise what had happened.
"I said that's enough, you're going to pull his freakin hair out!" E S T said and she stepped over to Roman and extended her hand to him to help him to his feet. "I'm sorry I just don't need Seth looking like a mess when he's giving me self-esteem advice,"
Roman didn't know where to put his eyes; not only had th over-powered him, she looked very hot doing it and he found it hard to focus on getting up right now. He let her pull him up which she did with ease causing everyone to applaud.
"Now there's a match I'd like to see; th vs the Big Dog," Shawn Michaels said and Hunter nodded in agreement.
"There's nothing she can't do, some guys just have a problem with strong women I guess," Hunter said. "Not me," he said looking at Chyna who winked at him playfully.
E S T smiled at Roman, "Roman please stop acting so weird," she asked sweetly before turning to Seth, "so am I combing through this mess or what?" she said fingering his curls.
"Better you than me sister," Sasha said holding Bayley's diary thinking maybe if she asked Summer the spider nicely she could get the super spider to unwrap the web woven around it. "You don't mind if I read your diary do you Bayley?" she asked Bayley who was seething over not being the one to comb Seth's hair for him.
"Yes you can read my diary," Bayley said watching Bianca jealously even though she had nothing to be jealous of.
"Yes you can comb my hair as long as you say these declarations at the same-time," Seth said and Bianca took him into the living room earning the looks of all the men and women as she went.
"How hot is Belair?" Shawn said to Hunter. "This was not what I thought I'd be talking about this morning,"
"I told you she's the black Chyna, she thinks Charlotte's got the upper hand but she has no idea how intimidating she is to Charlotte," Hunter said and Shawn nodded.
"Should we change her wardrobe next year? She looks fine in that bathing suit Hunter, maybe we should go more Trish and less Lita with her, you know push her sex appeal as opposed to her in-ring talent," Shawn suggested.
"Are you saying Trish is hotter than me Shawn?" Lita asked her husband and the DX children laughed.
"Let's not do this in front of the children Amy," Shawn replied and Lita gasped causing LC and Cameron to laugh out loud.
"Amy don't tell me you're having self-esteem issues now too?" Cameron Michaels said and Amy flicked her red hair over her shoulder confidently.
"Never," she said with a smile.
At the moment even with all the men in the house singing her praises, the only one who needed a shot of self-esteem was th and she was about to get a full dose of it.
As Bianca combed through Seth's hair he read out a bunch of declarations for her to repeat.
"Okay repeat after me," Seth started. "I am the hottEST,"
Bianca sighed, "I am the hottEST," she said weakly and Seth jerked around to look at her. "Seth don't move your head,"
"You need to mean it when you say it," Seth said pulling away from Belair. "Are you combing out my curls?"
"No I would never do that, just hold still and say your stupid declarations," Bianca said negatively.
"These are not stupid, they'll make you feel better if you say them. So say it again, I am Bianca Belair and I am the hottEST," Seth said.
"I am Bianca Belair and I am the hottEST," Bianca repeated while massaging something sweet into Seth's hair.
"I am the strongEST," Seth said and he smelt something sweet being run through his curly black locks. "What are you putting in my hair? That better not be some kind of black African American hair product I've never heard of, I'm not your husband!"
"I bought it after our last Bible study, you know you were teaching me about the balm of Gilead,"
E S T explained as Seth reached for the unidentified tub of hair product.
"Yeah?" Seth asked curiously smelling the dense matter wondering what it was.
"Well this product actually comes from Gilead and the reason it smells like that is because it is made from one of the rarest flowers in the whole Bible and also has healing properties. Pretty cool huh?"
E S T said running her hands through Seth's hair from the scalp to the ends.
"Is it greasy?" Seth said feeling his hair.
"No," Belair replied and she combed Seth's hair back into a bun.
"Okay I trust you E S T, my hair's going to look better than ever," Seth said excitedly and he looked back at her. "Now why can't you do that for yourself? Why can't you make yourself feel as good as you make me feel about myself?"
"I guess I'm still dealing with the shock of losing my husband to a white woman with blond hair and blue eyes. My head can't process what's going on, this is like something out of every black woman's nightmare," Belair replied. "You would never understand Seth, you're not black or white, your mixed with something. This must sound so stupid to you," Bianca said getting up and handing Seth his comb.
Seth felt his hair, it felt really good. "Whatever you did to my hair was amazing and you are too.
Now back to the declarations," Seth said and he ra through the declarations until she said them all with conviction.
As Seth spent time repairing Bianca's self-esteem, her husband Montez Ford arrived at the Rock's house with Angelo Dawkins.
"Finally, the Street Profits have come back to Los Angeles!" Angelo said as Alexa Bliss opened the door to greet them.
"Breakfast is on the table and Bianca is getting it on with Seth in the living room," Alexa said and Montez's face fell.
"What?!" he said horrified not knowing that Bliss was teasing him and he ran into the house looking for his wife and found her with Seth making declarations about how awesome she was.
"I am the toughEST," Seth said.
"I am the toughEST," Bianca repeated.
"The baddEST," Seth said.
"The baddEST," Bianca repeated.
"The sexiEST," Montez said mesmerised by both his wife and the bathing suit she was barely wearing. Bianca turned at the sound of his voice and her face broke out into a smile but Seth was not smiling.
"No, that is not where your self-esteem comes from. Your self-esteem does not come from him, it comes from God!" Seth admonished her but Bianca was so happy to see her husband she wasn't paying attention. Seth redirected her attention by turning her towards him, "Look at me Bianca, don't pay any attention to him I'm sure he's gonna be paying you a lot of attention in a few minutes. Just say these last few declarations with me and then you can go screw each other's brains out,"
"Okay but make it quick!" Bianca said excitedly and Seth sighed knowing he'd already failed to teach Bianca a most valuable lesson in self-esteem: you can't get it from the people you love.
"I am Bianca Belair and I am the greatEST Women's Champion of all time," Seth said but Bianca didn't repeat the declaration because it reminded her of her greatest rival Charlotte Flair, who was currently known as the greatest women's champion of all time, "Say it Bianca, say it because its true,"
"No Seth I can't say that, Charlotte Flair is the greatest Women's Champion of all time," Bianca said and Seth shook her passionately.
"That's not what I told you to say Bianca. I'll repeat it so you can catch it and then I want you to say it verbatim okay?" Seth said but the tears were already starting to well up in her eyes. "Bianca you have got to believe that you are better than Charlotte Flair,"
Seth wiped the tears away from her face with his thumb, he hated seeing her cry but she had to say the declaration or else he knew she wouldn't be able to make it, not only wouldn't she be able to make it through RAW later on tonight, she wouldn't be able to make it through the week. "I'll repeat it so you can hear it one more time," he said gently pressing his head against hers and holding her neck up with his hands. "I am Bianca Belair,"
Bianca choked through the words that eventually came out of her mouth, "I am Bianca Belair,"
"Say it again," Seth said firmly.
"I am Bianca Belair," Bianca repeated this time with more fervour.
"And I am the greatEST Women's Champion of all time," Seth said.
"And I am the greatEST..." Bianca trailed off then she took a deep breath, "I am the greatEST Women's Champion of all time,"
"Of all time?" Seth questioned her. "Are you sure?"
"Yes," Bianca replied.
"Are you really sure?" Seth questioned her again.
"Yes," Bianca replied her passion rising.
"I don't believe you," Seth said walking away.
"I am Bianca Belair and I am the GreatEST Women's Champion of all time!" Bianca declared loudly and Seth applauded her.
"Yes I believe you are," he said and he left her alone with her husband trying to resist the urge to punch him in the face.
Bianca turned to see Montez smiling back at her with pride. He was looking as handsome as ever and despite everything she'd gone through over the weekend she was happy to see him.
"Why haven't you smartened Seth up? I'm sure DX are going to tell him that this is all a work, it was his idea for me to work with Charlotte Flair in the first place," Montez asked his wife quietly coming over to her.
Bianca shrugged, "Hunter said it's better that Seth doesn't know that he edited the storyline for us but if he asks I'll have no choice but to tell him. I can't keep any secrets from Seth, after all, I am his Treasurer of Secrets," Bianca said noticing how her husband's jaw was dropping the closer he got to her.
"That is some swimsuit," Montez said and Bianca felt her self-esteem hit the roof.
"I look even better without it on," she teased him. "Whad'ya say we go make love before the show tonight?"
"I've got a hotel booked uptown, whad'ya saw we put in a pre-show warm up in bed?" Montez said caressing his wife lovingly.
Bianca didn't want to leave the Rock's house; since coming to LA she had felt quite at home at the People's mansion, especially since she had grown quite fond of everyone in it, especially Sasha and Seth Rollins.
"I've got a room of my own right here, would you like to see it?" Bianca said and Montez nodded and then he kissed her deeply running his hands all over her body like an x-ray scan.
"Lead the way my love," Montez replied and Bianca took him to her bedroom while Seth watched them leave with great consternation. It looked like his wife's bathing suit was about to have a memory he didn't want it to have; being ravenously ripped off Bianca's beautiful body by the hands of her untrustworthy and undeserving jerk of a husband. Instead of picking up his Bible and beating Montez over the head with it for the Hell he was going to put his wife through, he asked Alexa for his Prayer Shawl and spent the rest of the morning in prayer instead.