"Gabriella Mary Taren, born in 1913 died in 1932, goes to Heaven."
It had been years since I heard that phrase, the day after I died of murder from my father. He took out my mother and me in one fell swoop. My brother, Alastor, survived the encounter, I wouldn't doubt he killed him, he loved mama and me, more than most everything. I haven't seen him in heaven, he must have went to hell, I wouldn't doubt it. It's been about 88 years since then, today was 2020's Extermination Day. I hate Extermination Day, its stupid, you'd think they would be less picky! I've thought about sinning, but fallen angels are likely killed in Hell. Well, actually, I was dating a woman, Angelica. Which could have us both sentenced to Hell. Oh wait, whats Isabella doing? I hate her, shes bratty, snobby, and a head angel. I saw my mothers house and shrugged, I'm bored and my mother's house is my safe space. "Mama!", I yelled, grinning. "Gabriella?". She grinned, pulling me into a giant bear hug. If my mother wasn't 15-some years older than me, we could be twins, our caramel hair and matching eyes, our pale skin. Honestly, we kinda look basic. We went into the kitchen, and my mom prepared some tea. We talked about random things that popped into our heads when, we heard it. "Gabriella Mary Taren, report to the courtroom now". My mother gave me a "what did you do!" look, I shrugged, trying to contain my fear as my mother and me walked over. Did they catch Anica and me? My mother stopped, letting my hand go as walked forward. "Gabriella? Is it true you have been in a killing innocent people?". I realized something, Isabella, she made-up a lie to banish me to hell. I could say no, but he wouldn't believe me, I could tell him my actual sin, but Angelica would be dragged down with me. "Yes." "I sentence you to a life in hell. I saw black swirl around me, and felt myself start to change, my wing hurt so bad I wanted to cry, my skin, eyes, ears, and butt felt stabbing pains. I let out an earth shattering scream, and felt myself give out.
I slowly started to regain consciousness, and felt pain, all down my back from wear I had fainted, I let out a long raspy groan. "Oh good your awake!" A happy voice said. I opened my eyes to see Lucifer's daughter grinning down at me, I realized I was on a bed, she must have picked me up. Shoot, Hell's princess? Oh heck no. I started to try and get up, but the pain is too strong, and I flop back over. "Okay Hell's Princess, the fish sticks you want?", I choked out. I heard some argumentative mumbling, before hearing, "We want you to help us in a quest to redeem sinners!". Uhm excuse me lady what? "Sinners? Redeemed?". I laughed before hearing, "You could maybe go back to Heaven?". I pondered for a moment, Angelica wouldn't be able to come down to Hell, so I must help her in Heaven! "Yes! I'll do it!" I answered. I know it's practically impossible, but none of these very dis-likable people have been angels! I don't care about Heaven really, its actually kinda fishsticked up, but I need to see Angelica. I got up, my back didn't hurt as nearly as much, and pulled Charlotte into a hug, "Thank you, Princess." I said, grinning into her shoulder. "Please call me Charlie."
The next few hours were nice, I had gotten a room, and was busy chatting to a small cleaning demon, her name was Niffty. She was well, interesting, she kept looking around and finding dust and stuff to clean up. Then, I saw it, there was a mirror, and my skin had turned white, I booked it over to the mirror, and saw myself. I had light blue hair, deer ears, waist length, bright golden teeth, which looked more like sharp fangs than anything, and a small deer tail. I went to spread out my wings, before looking in the mirror, black angel wings, I could have cried. I looked at Niffity, and she acted like it was normal, so I tried to. I went out of the room, which Niffity ignored, and went down to the main room, and took it all in, before hearing, "Hey," being said to me in a very seductive tone. "H-hi?" I stammered, he looked as if though he were a white and pink spider demon. He opened his mouth, before being interrupted by a annoyed gruff voiced cat demon saying, "Leave her the fuck alone." Causing them to start bickering, I heard some radio static from somewhere behind me, and that got me annoyed, I'd been hearing that shit form my voice all day, then I saw somebody I never wanted to see in my life, The Radio Demon, I back away, he noticed, "Alastor, my dear, quite a pleasure!" He put his hand, and I shook it begrudgingly. He examed me, "Darling, you seem to look a lot like me!" He exclaimed, "Yeah, I'm aware." I choked. He raised an eyebrow, "Whats your full name?" He said, "Gabriella Mary Taren." I replied. His smiled hardened. "Alastor Taren." He opened his arms. "ALASTOR!" I screamed, grabbed his neck, him lifting me up.
AUTHORS NOTE: Hey, hope you like this shit! Also, gay is a sin in this universe, I personally think being gay is fine, but Heaven is supposed to be shitty, so there's that.