South Park Stick of Truth

by The Flaming Hoodman

N was moving into South park and was unaware at what he was getting into now he's in a war between humans elfs and so much more. But they don't know about N's hidden ability. Rated M for well cause it's South Park. I only own my ocs,all characters belong to their respected owners.

5. chapter 5

Chanted 5

The Bard

Me and my crew walked toward Kupa keep.

We approached cartman

"Gentlemen thanks to the new kid our entire army is assembled."

Everyone let out a horah.

"It is my belief that he deserves rank up in level

He is now Sir N congratulations"

"Huh I kind of like that title"

"Now it is time to take back what is rightfully ours.

A carrier raven has come with news that the stick of truth has not yet been taken to the elven forest it's in the possession of the Bard."

"The Bard?"Scott asked

"Oh God not the Bard!" Shouted Tweek

"The Bard is a level 10 drow elf who can use his magic to enchant and destroy his enemies.

I nodded at Butters.

"Well let's go kick his ass."

"Hold on young warrior your strong but you have yet to tap into your farts. Come now let us continue your training."

I followed him to the barracks the dummy I destroyed was poorly taped back together

"ok I'm going to teach you how to use a range attack otherwise known as cup a spell"

The hell is he talking about?

Red:I don't know lets just listen to him

Wait you're actually talking to me now?

Red:might as well you know I'm here

"I will show you"

He puts his hand to his ass and begins to shake he threw his hand forward and his fart made a dummy shake.

"Now you try"

I did the same position but when I hit the dummy it's head went flying.

"Use it wisely in battle and never on a man's balls."

We returned to everyone else I noticed a kid grabbing the dummy's head.

"If the Carrier ravens are correct the Bard is hiding out at the inn of the giggling donkey, we must find him before he takes the stick to the elven forest "

"let us find the bard and bring him to justice"

Butters shouted

You ready red

Red:yes.

Our army moved forward and we were behind a bush near a house

"There it is gentleman the inn of the giggling donkey"

Cartman said dramatically

"Paladin are you sure the Bard is hiding put there"

Butters responds

"That's what Twitter says"

Cartman looks pissed

"Carrier Raven Butters"

"Oh right it's what the carrier raven says"

I shook my head

Red:we need new friend

Yeah I agree with you

We entered the inn

There were kids basically acting like this was a bar

Cartman whispered to me

"Stay close Sir N the inn of the giggling donkey holds the scum of all zaron"

Then you'll fit right in

I thought

We walked up to the kid running the bar

Cartman spoke first

"A glass of meedlewine please"

The bartender responded

"No meedlewine today only fairy ale"

"A pint of fairy ale then"

The bartender gave cartman a drink

"So has anyone seen the bard lately"

The music stopped and people all looked at us.

"Yeah maybe this wasn't the best idea"

I thought as I readied my weapon.

Cartman spoke up

"A cup of fairy tale isnt much if not accompanied by some bardic songs and poems."

The bartender responds

"Sure he's here alright, he's got a room down in the cellar"

"Then I shall pay handsomely for his services"

Cartman tossed some coins to the bartender and walks to a basement but whispered

"Sir N"

I followed along with Butters and Kenny

"Sir N you and Butters go flush him out me and Kenny will be here to ambush him"

Me and Butters went downstairs it was dark I could barely see a damn thing.

"Need a little help"

Reds voice said to me and I could see clearly from my left eye

I told Red thanks

Cartman shouted down

"Be wary of his magical songs sir N"

Now he tells me

My thoughts remained focus as we moved through the crap that was in the basement when me and Butters reach the end the lights turned on and a strum of an instrument echoed.

Butters shouted

"oh Jesus it's the bard

When I saw the Bard though it wasn't what I was expecting.

It was a crippled kid with crutches.

"Prepare for battle wwwweaklings"

He shouted

"elves fall in"

I heard cartman shout

"N ITS A TRAAAAP"

No shit cartman

Several elves went in front of the Bard

"You have never come here hhumans. I am a level 10 bard and with my lute I shall power up my elven guards with magical songs of ench,with magical songs of ench-"

N sighed as he waited for the Bard to finish

"Magical song of enchantment"

Finally both me and red thought

"My names N by the way"

"Jimmy"

And the battle begin

Jimmy began to sing his song stoneagain

hollow.

The elven guards were powered up so much that my x slash wasn't enough to hit them

"Damn it "

Butters went in front of me

"I got this sir N"

Butters held his hammer up and lightning hit it.

Butters aimed his hammer at the elven warriors and they were all hit by lightning.

"Whoa"

Jimmy sang his song once again and the elven warriors were even stronger.

The elves immediately ganged up and defeated Butters.

"You assholes."

The elves turned there attention to me

Butters shouted at me

"Potion and abilities"

He fell down again

I began to think

Red spoke to me

"You have a second power"

I looked at my phone which contained my stats and powers I saw I had another power called aura blaster

"Well worth a shot"

I drank a speed potion and held my hand in front of me a ball of red energy appears in my hand and fired knocking the enhancements off the elves which I finished with my X slash.

Jimmy spoke up

"Whoa what a butt kicking"

Jimmy went to the stairs and called to his elves

"Get down there and finish him off, I will protect the stick of truth"

Next time: N vs. Jimmy