Chapter 6

N vs. Jimmy

As more elves went down stairs all I saw was another nuisance in my way because they created a wall out of a bunch of crap.

"I am so pissed off"

Butters looked curious at me

"Why is that sir N"

"Nothing at all"

I heard red spoke to me again

"After this you should probably make new friends"

Man even the ghost in my head knows how I feel.

I noticed a lanturn broken on the floor a flame barely contained.

"Oh so that's why cartman taught me cup a spell"

I used cup a spell on the fire causing an explosion.

The explosion did damage to the area and the elves around us.

"Well that was easy"

I said walking towards the stairs.

Butters followed me.

I looked up and saw Craig coming in through the window.

He suddenly fell onto a fuse box getting electrocuted.

"Dude are you ok?"

"I got fucking electrocuted how do you think I feel?"

Butters Pats Craig's back healing him.

Craig looked at Butters.

"Thank you noble paladin, my wound is healed."

"Good for you can we move on now before I shoot someone"

I walk towards the basement door.

"Can someone get us out of here?"

Craig walks towards me.

"Stand back Sir N this lock is no match for a level 12 thief."

He unlocks the door.

"You two go on ahead."

Me and Butters made our way up and saw several elves in the living room.

I heard someone in the kitchen.

"Is the fatass in there?"

I sighed and walked in to see three elves ganging up on him.

"I guess I'll help"

My eye turned red and kicked one of the elves to the ground.

Another one of the elves aimed an arrow at me.

I shot him with my new aura blast.

I looked at the last one when Butters knocked him out with his hammer.

"Nice work now heal the wizard"

Butters goes over and heals cartman who acts like he was dying using ketchup as fake blood.

"His powers were too strong- the bard. He's up in one of the rooms. They took Princess Kenny! They took her upstairs. I'm sure there gonna rape her. Don't let them rape princess Kenny meh…"

He faked passing out.

I shook my head annoyed.

"This is some stupidity I don't want to deal with"

Butters looked at me.

"But we must save the princess sir N"

I heard red speak to me.

"Let's just get this over with so we can move on"

It's weird how the ghost in my head is the one person I seem to understand the best.

"Fine but I'm doing this my way."

I walked into the living room.

And jumped in front of the elves

They all ran at me as my eye turned red.

I uppercutted the first one and kicked the second one into a third one.

I then used my weapons to strike the two strong looking elves finishing both of them off.

I used dragonshout to destroy the front door freeing our troops.

Token and several others entered the room.

"Where's the King?"

Token asked me.

"He's in the kitchen dying apparently"

Token responded to me.

"Good thing my medicine skills are plus 4"

Token left to the kitchen.

I began to walk up the stairs and I heard some bed rattling in a nearby room.

"Butters stay here"

"Alright Sir N"

I kick open the door and saw Kenny tied up with an elf jumping on the bed.

I sighed and threw my weapon at the elf and knocked him out I walked over and untied kenny.

"Well that was pointless"

Kenny looked at me.

"Yeah it was."

We walked out of the room.

We found the rest of our group and I heard some noise coming from another room.

"Hey you open the door and give us the stick of I'll burn your house down"

I said banging on the door.

I heard Jimmy respond back.

"You can't because I have the stick and I saw you can't burn my house down"

"That's bull shit"

Cartman tapped my shoulder.

"Where did you come from?"

"One of our warriors revived me now let the grand wizard show you how it's done"

I shook my head.

"Go ahead."

Cartman hit the door.

"You can't hold the door knob bard that's cheating"

Jimmy responded.

"Yeah I can, I have the stick of truth which means I control the universe, and I say that holding the door knob is OK"

Cartman turned around.

"Well I tried"

I shook my head again

"Seriously you need better friends"

Red spoke to me.

"Yeah I know"

I thought back at him.

I felt my eye turn red as I kicked the door open.

Jimmy was on the other side of the room.

"Yeah I'm done with you"

I put in earbuds so that I could listen to music so that I didn't listen to his annoying music.

I ran at Jimmy and pulled the stick out of his hands.

"You have 5 seconds"

I say as he then shoots me with his crossbow.

"Ow ok that's it"

I strike Jimmy with my cross slash.

He fell to the ground.

Cartman takes the stick of truth from me.

"Alright good job sir N let's return to kupa keep"

Everyone left while I stood by Jimmy.

"Sorry about that"

I say before I left.