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Chapter 5: Troublesome


Izuku grunted as he struggled to put on his shirt that was supplied for his hero costume.

"Fuck it! Not wearing a shirt" Izuku thought as he slipped on his armguards.

He grabbed his accompanying cloak before he headed out… he was already the last to leave the room.

In the tunnel Izuku slipped on his cloak and tied his headband on. He looked at his shin high combat boots, the bottoms glowed in the dark, and his left shoe had a neon pink sole while the right had a neon blue one. The boots covered up parts of his all black pants and where held up by a neon blue utility belt. His coat was unzipped revealing his toned and scarred body, the cloak specifically had neon pink and blue kite and stings scattered across it. Hidden by his cloak where his armguards that went from his outer palm to the elbow on both arms, they were coloured black but had parallel neon blue and pink lines running through them. His kite cloak also had a hood which he donned as he walked into the limelight.

The first thing he saw was Momo's hero costume and oh boy was he pleased with himself that he had opted to wear the hood, one could not simply see Izuku's face because it was shaded by the hood.

We walked up to her and whispered in her ear "Nice hero costume"

Momo scoffed "my eyes up here"

Izuku looked at her as she chuckled "You do know that your eyes do glow even when you aren't using your quirk"

"Great" Izuku sighed as Momo chuckled even more. Izuku did forget that his eyes did glow.

Momo's eyes looked at Izuku's costume and noticed his distinct lack of shirt, Izuku noticed this and decided to strike back "You know if you want to see more, all you have to do is ask Princess".

Momo looked at him and pouted in mock anger.

Then in a not so quiet fashion Mina started to 'whisper' to Toru, the invisible girl. "See them flirting"

Responding Toru said "I can totally see why you ship them"

"Okay students! Partner up into pairs!" All Might stated as the group began to dismantle itself into smaller ones.

Izuku watched as everyone partnered up with each other, he felt slightly out of place.

Momo cleared her thought for attention as everyone looked at her. In a commanding voice she speaks "I suggest that we partner up with people we haven't gotten familiar with".

Most of the class nodded and split into new pairs. "Hey Midoria!" a manly voice called out towards the male sibling. Turning to the voice Izuku pointed at himself and asked "Me?"

"Yeah bro! I'm Ejiro Kirishima! Let's partner up!" he shouted with manliness.

Izuku smirked a little "Sure thing"

"Tell me a little about yourself man!" He shouted, slapping Izuku on the back in a friendly way.

"Ummm there's not much to know, I have an ocular quirk that practically rips powers out of the Naruto manga, and I like street art" Izuku stated thinking about himself, 'I really am a boring person'

"Street art is manly!" Kirishima shouted as Izuku suddenly found himself feeling better about his image.

"What about you Kirishima?" Izuku asked as he could feel the charisma oozing out of this dude.

"I like meat and manliness!" He shouted with pride, getting Izuku to chuckle.

"Now that you have you pairs we can begin!" All Might shouted with joy and eagerness as he magically pulled a box out of nowhere.

Unintentionally Izuku whispered to Kirishima "Did he pull that out of his ass?"

This earnt a giggle out of the 'manly' man.

"Okay my hero hatchlings! From your pairs I have decided who will be going first!" All Might shouted as the class looked at him like he had grown a second head.

"OH YES! I forgot to explain the task at hand! The pairs will be split into two teams… heroes and villains! The teams will pursue an objective inside his building!" All Might explained as he pointed to a not so random building to his right.

"Inside of the building is a Bomb! The villain pair must defend it for 20 minutes or subdue the hero pair! The hero pair must either arrest the villains with the capture tape I will provide or 'disarm' the bomb by touching it! Any Questions?" All Might explained as everybody shook their heads.

"GREAT! Now for the starting pairs! The first hero team will be… lets see ummm Team Midoriya!" All Might shouted as a wider smile came to his face "You can go against Team Bakugo!"

"Ummm All Might, which Midoriya?" Izuku asked as All Might pointed to Aoi and her partner in Ochako Ururaka.

"The villain team will be team Bakugo, Team Midoriya wait here! The rest of the class shall follow me!" All Might shouted as he started to walk towards a building.

(BREAK)

(AN: The battle goes like it does in cannon, it's just that a cbf writing the fight scene)

"Okay! After that Mighty fight we shall move onto the next fight! Villain team is… Team Midoriya and the Hero team is…. Team Sato!" All Might shouted as the two began to get into their respective places.

Walking towards the building Izuku started a conversation/strategy planning session with Kirishima. "Who's on the Hero team?" Izuku asks as Kirishima grins.

"There's Sato who has a strength enhancer quirk and then there's Sero who has a tape quirk" Kirishima explained as Izuku stopped walking. They were currently standing inside of the building's first floor.

"You wanna take them on head on?" Izuku asked as Kirishima grinned madly.

"You get me man!" He said with passion.

"I'm going to take down the tape guy, while you handle the strength guy… sound good?" Izuku planned as Kirishima's grin grew bigger.

"You and I my friend!" Kirishima said placing a hand on his shoulder "are going to get alone really good!".

Izuku smiled a little as he pulled his cloak off and activated his quirk, his pinwheel eyes spinning into life.

"When they come to attack, aim at them though me… like if I wasn't in your path" Izuku stated as Kirishima looked at him with confusion.

"What do you mean man?" he asked as Izuku sighed.

"Try to punch me in the gut" Izuku ordered as Kirishima complied, though his fist just went straight through.

"Do you get what I'm hinting at?" Izuku asked as Kirishima nodded.

"Oh oh ho! Man! We are going to scare the shit out of them!" Kirishima chuckled as Izuku turned to the door.

"Hero team may proceed!" All Might shouted through the communications pieces in everyone's ears.

Then suddenly though the doorframe charged in Sato, buffed from his sugar intake. He smirked at seeing Izuku standing there confidently and continued to charge at him, only to pass through him and met with a spearing hardened uppercut from Kirishima.

Knowing the job was done there Izuku walked to the doorframe where Sero had just appeared. Like Sato, Sero thought he could disable Izuku due to his open stature. How wrong he was. Sero's tape clipped a wall and reeled him towards Izuku.

Shocked by the fact that his tape had traveled through Izuku, Sero was not ready for Izuku's counter. He grabbed Sero by the helmet, still with his phasing ability activated and slammed the back of his head into the concrete wall with such force that it created a spiderweb of cracks behind his now broken helmet.

Izuku smirked as he let go of Sero's now broken helmet, letting it fully shatter onto the ground.

"We win" Izuku stated as everybody nodded in agreement.

"Winner is the Villain Team!" All Might stated as the rest of the class looked wide eyed at one Izuku Midoriya.

(BREAK)

The boys stood in the changing room, all looking at Mineta. Currently he was looking through a shank hole that went directly into the girls' changing room.

"My sister's got a what?" Izuku growled as Mineta repeated what he just said.

"Midoriya's perfect ass" Mineta said drooling.

Silence plagued the room as Izuku began to see red.

Then a yellow haired boy named Denki Kaminari spoke up "Oh boy, you are so fucked"

Mineta looked at Kaminari with visible confusion "What do you mean by that?"

Kaminari sighed "You do realize that Midoriya, the girl, has a brother in, Midoriya, the boy"

Mineta let out a nervous chuckle "Oh boy".

Izuku then proceeded to launch his boot into Mineta's face. He activated his quirk as the pinwheel eyes came to fruition once again and gave the pervert a deathly stare.

Mineta shivered as Izuku proceeded to stare at him. He let out a "Tch" before walking out of the room, nobody noticed that he was the first to get dressed.

He was met outside by Momo. Though she had no tie or blazer on, both items of clothing were just slugged over her shoulder.

"Thought you were still getting dressed princess" Izuku stated with a smirk.

"How would you know that? Pervet" Momo jabbed as Izuku frowned.

"As much as I'd like to see your tits, not seeing my sister's takes priority" Izuku replied as they started to walk.

"So you admit you would peek if your sister wasn't in our class?" Momo asked with a tint of disgust hidden in her voice.

"Pfft, I'm not desperate enough to look through that hole" Izuku snorted as they turned the corner. "Plus my charm is already working on you, give it a month or two and I'll be prying you off me"

Momo giggled "We shall see Mr. Midoriya'

"Call me Izuku" the green haired boy stated as a presence was creeping up on them.

"First name basis already Izuku? I've only known you for one day" Momo asked with a quirked eyebrow.

"Pfft, it's just easier to call me Izuku and my sister Midoriya" Izuku stated "Don't flatter yourself".

Momo looked Izuku, sending him a glare.

Izuku looked back at the girl and gave her the finger mixed with a smug grin. "Don't look at me like that woman"

Momo chuckled a little "you sound like an old man when you say that"

Izuku's smirk grew wider "Old men can be sexy as hell"

"How so?" she asked, Momo didn't really know any sexy old men anyways.

"Just look at David Shield, the man's like 50 and if I weren't straight I'd totally go smash" Izuku explained causing Momo to laugh.

"Okay, I do admit he looks alright" Momo said with a slight blush.

"Don't get all princessy with me" Izuku lectured as Momo sent him a playful glare.

"Momo-chaaaan!" a new voice called from behind.

Momo and Izuku looked behind them to find a boy, roughly Izuku's height with grey eyes and brown hair, waving to them.

Izuku looked at Momo and quirked his eyebrow "You know him?"

Momo just nods as the boy catches up to them.

"Yo! I'm Mendo Yubi! Nice to meet you!" He shouts loudly as he slings his arms around Momo and Izuku's necks.

Izuku groans as he grabs Mendo's arm and removes it from himself. "It would be appreciated if you could not touch me" Izuku states coldly.

The boy sweated a bit and nodded "Understood Mr…?" he said waiting for Izuku to finish the sentence, he did not.

"Good" was all that he replied as he looked away from the boy.

"So Momo-chaaan, how's U.A. so far?" Mendo asked as Izuku snorted. "aaaand who's moody over here?"

Izuku looked at the boy and then Momo "I would owe you if my name won't be mentioned"

Momo nodded with a small grin before she answered Mendo "U.A. is pretty cool so far, we just had the battle trials"

"Ooooo! I remember those!" He said with such enthusiasm it made Izuku sick. "I got first in my class with a time of 13 minutes, being the hero team of course!" he proudly exclaimed as Izuku tried his best to keep himself from punching the man.

"13 Minutes was the best time in your class? What about the villains?" Momo asked as if she were interested.

"That's right!" he said once again with too much enthusiasm. He was like a really shitty Kirishima in Izuku's opinion.

"Well the best times for our class where 5 seconds for the Hero team, and 25 seconds for the villain team" Momo stated, earning some shock from the student.

"No way! You're lying to me" He stated as Izuku grew a smirk.

"Shoto Todoroki set the school record" Momo stated as Izuku suddenly stopped walking, bumping into Mendo and effectively removing his hand from her shoulder.

"Got to go sort something out with the support, I'll meet you at the dorms" Izuku told Momo before he turned around and walked in the other direction, bumping into Mendo even more.

Izuku then started to walk away towards the support course, he really needed them to fix his shirt.

The walk there was relatively short and Izuku submitted his request for a looser fitting shirt and was now heading back towards the 1A Dorms. Walking down the hallways where peace for Izuku, nobody bothered him, he was in total tranquility until some asshole decided to put a hand on his shoulder.

Izuku turned around and aimed a glare at the offender, it was that annoying bloke from before, Mendo.

"You should stay away from Momo-chan" He said in a seriously dark tone, though Izuku wasn't fazed at all, rather he was amused.

Izuku chuckled "I fucking knew there was something fishy about you, I just didn't pick you to be the obsessive type". Then his mood shifted into a serious one as he grabbed the hand that was on his shoulder and removed it. "Don't touch me" he said with a quirk eyes enhanced glare.

"You think you can intimidate me? I've faced villains more terrifying than anything you've ever seen!" He stated with absolute confidence.

"I highly doubt that" Izuku stated as a crowd began to form around them.

"What'd a freshmen do to upset Mendo?"

"This is over a girl"

"We all knew he was obsessive over a girl, now we know she's a freshman"

"That makes sense"

"Poor Kid doesn't know what he's in for"

"Really Kid?" Mendo asked in a mocking tone "These villains could kill your mother in an instant"

Izuku scoffed "As much as I would like that, I assure you asswipe that my mother will not be killed by these o so terrifying villains". Izuku then turned around and spoke "I don't want to interact with you, it would be much appreciated if you could go fuck yourself".

Everyone stared at the now walking Izuku. Mendo was about to say something but Izuku beat him to it. "Just keep quite you shitstain, don't make yourself look even more ridiculous in front of people" he said as he put his hands above his head in a relaxing fashion.


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