Chapter 9
Infiltration.
Timmy dropped me off at the Ranch and I walked over to Jimmy who just finished talking to the owner of the ranch.
"S-Sir N I need yo-your assistance."
"What's wrong?"
"Th-the flute is guard-ded by some st-strange cow's
AN:I'm trying to get Jimmy's speech pattern right but it's difficult.
I sighed
"Fine I'm on it."
I loaded my gun and walked into the barn.
Only to find it was fully of Nazi Zombie Cows.
"What the actual fuck?"
One of the cows ran at me and pushed me against a wall.
Unfortunately my hand hit a broken wooden plank.
I looked at my hand and pulled it off the plank.
I was struggling to hold back the pain so with my good arm I shot all the cows in the head and for some reason they exploded.
'This fucking hurts!'
I screamed internally.
'There's a first aid kit in the back of the barn.'
Noticing it finally I ran over and poured a ton of antibiotics on my hand before wrapping it up in bandages.
My blood stained the bandages but the bleeding had stopped.
'At least I stopped bleeding.'
'Thats not all that's been happening.'
'What do you mean?'
'Your hand is slowly repairing itself.'
I looked at the bottle i poured on my hand.
It was a normal bottle of medicine.
'Ok how did I heal like in Resident Evil 7?'
'You are a demon Lord, maybe you just heal fast?'
'Maybe.'
I found the flute and handed it to Jimmy.
"I'll meet you back at the elven forest I have to go finish some things."
He nods and used Timmy's fast travel to leave.
As I walked away from the ranch i found a homeless man selling goth clothes.
It took a portion of my money but I got them and began to make my way back.
I was near city hall when I saw Annie again.
"Hey N"
I heard her say
"Oh hi Annie."
She walked up to me.
"How've you been?"
'Probably shouldn't tell her about my little space adventure or the zombie cows.'
I agreed with Red silently.
"I've been ok, I think I've gotten used to this town."
She looked down at my hand
"What happened?"
"Oh just a little accident with some kids, you should see the other guys."
I chuckled a little bit.
Annie looked like she was drawn to my hand somehow.
"Uh what are you doing?"
She touched it.
A flash like the UFO one hit us.
When the flashed cleared I saw my hand healed and the Mark glowing on both mine and Annie's hand.
"What the hell?"
Annie looked at my hand.
"What did you do?"
"I don't know."
"I can explain my Lord."
I looked behind me and saw Henrietta appear in a poof of smoke.
"You see your blood allows you to make followers to those that are attached to you."
I Look back at Annie and saw her blushing a little.
"Though it's only because I was made the first follower."
Annie looked confused at me.
"Wait I didn't sign up to be anyone's follower and how exactly did this happen?"
Henrietta and I explained it to her about how im apparently a demon Lord.
"Look I don't fully understand it yet either."
"But why me Though?"
She looked at Henrietta.
"You touched the blood and clearly you were drawn to it."
She turns to me.
"And you have this power that draws people to you."
I looked at my hands.
'I really wish I knew why i had these powers.'
I thought to myself.
'One day we'll know.'
I heard Red say.
"I'll see you later Annie."
"Yeah bye."
I started walking back.
Henrietta followed me.
"So why did you tell her all that?"
"She's one of your followers now, as your first follower its my responsibility to make sure they're in their place."
I looked at my hand that healed rapidly.
'Seriously what the hell am I?'
We made our way back to the rest of the goth kids and I showed them the stuff i got.
But to my annoyance they told me I still had more shit to do.
They told me to go take a picture with a sign in front of the PTA.
"Fuck the Conformists"
I read it out loud.
"Why do you even have this?"
"As a test to prove people are goth."
Pete told me.
I groaned annoyed and picked up the sign.
"I'll be back."
After walking out of the alleyway I made my way to the community Center and walked in on a PTA meeting.
Parents were arguing about the school being closed.
"What if its not really a Taco Bell we're dealing with?"
Randy said from the end of the room.
He looks at me.
"Thanks for coming New Kid."
I shrug.
"Everyone this is the New Kid,we've become very close friends, his name is...what was it again?"
"N."
"N what?"
Nobody has actually asked about my last name before, it's weird but i don't actually remember it.
Like my memories before i came to this town i felt my mind was blocking them somehow.
I guess I was quiet and distracted for too long because when I snapped out of my daze most of the people were gone.
'You ok?'
Red asked me.
'Im fine just thinking.'
I shook my head a few times and walked to the head table, when Randy took my sign.
"Seriously!?!"
I said angry at the fact that i have to do all this just get distracted with more tasks.
My eye turned red out of anger.
"Look I know you're upset but this isn't going to solve anything."
"Can i please have my sign back, i need a picture with it here?"
I tried being polite even though I was getting more annoyed at all this fetch questing.
"First i need your help with something."
'Son of a bitch!'
I thought to myself.
"I saw you on the ship, you have great power, meet me in the bathroom it's time you learn some real power."
He left with my sign.
'I can resist heavy hits,channel aura energy through out my body and transform my arm into a demon arm. How is that not real power?'
'He's Probably gonna teach you some fart thing.'
'I almost never use that ability though.'
'Just go learn it, I'm getting tired of this fetch quest as well and all i do is help you with power.'
I never thought the voice in my head would get annoyed at this as much as me.
I walked into the bathroom and saw Randy dressed up in a karate gi.
"I can tell you have potential,but you are undisciplined. Let me show you what I mean."
He took a fighting stance.
"Come on, try and fast on me. Come on!"
I sighed and used cup a spell on him.
He somehow blew it away with his arms.
"Hai chaa! See that? Your fart is over there somewhere. Didn't come close. So… what do you do when people can block your farts?"
"Punch them in the face and walk away?"
"No, you must learn to control your farts to move and release at a specific time and place. I am going to teach you a fast called the sneaky squeaker. It will become your greatest ally."
"I seriously doubt it."
"Don't believe me? Try to block my attack."
I remained on my guard when Randy used the sneaky squeaker.
I heard a fart behind me and turned around slightly.
Randy took advantage and punched me in the face.
My eye turned red and I punched Randy to the end of the room.
"Try that again i Dare you."
"Ok jeez kid"
He got up and walked to me.
"But you see how the sneaky squeaker can distract an opponent."
"I guess"
He did it again but this time didn't hit me.
Good thing to cause if He hit me again I would have punched him through several walls.
Mr.Mackey walked in to use the urinal.
"Now it's your turn, use sneaky squeaker in Mr.Mackey over there."
I used it perfectly and Mr.Mackey was distracted.
Randy kicked him unconscious
"Very good, now use what I've taught you to sneak into the taco bell, find out what they're up to, and no matter what never fart on a man's balls."
'What the actual hell?'
I thought as I left the community Center.
I went to the crashed ship and saw a dead guy in front of it.
'Well this isnt good at all.'
'Better find out what the government is doing with all this.'
'Yeah it is my fault they're here.'
'Well technically its both of our faults.'
I saw two guards in front of the entrance.
'Guess the sneaky squeaker is useful after all.'
'Yeah yeah.'
I thought to red before i used the sneaky squeaker to make the guards leave their post.
I ran in and saw another guard blocking the door way.
'God damn it!'
I was getting really pissed off at all these guards.
'N look up.'
Red told me, I looked up and saw an alien antenna.
'Oh.'
I pointed my watch at it and I was teleported to the roof of the building.
"I can't believe that worked."
'Im just as surprised as you.'
I went into a vent and crawled through it
There was a meeting going on.
The head government was old and had an eye patch, he looked familiar, like I've seen him before.
They were talking about how the goo was making Nazi Zombies.
'That explains the man on the ship.
The head agent began to speak.
"All right,we're going to have to obliterate everything in a 3 block radius,find locations for the bombs and bury it all. Then make up a fake story about an earthquake."
'Huh all those government conspiracies might be on to something.'
'How do you remember that but not anything before South Park?'
'You know, i actually don't know.'
The meeting concluded and the agents left.
'Well how are we gonna get proof of what the government is doing?'
Red asked me.
I smiled at this and held my phone up.
'I was recording the audio of this meeting.'
'Smart play.'
I heard some creeks in the vent.
'Oh Crap.'
I fell through the vent and landed on the ground.
'That was almost a super hero landing.'
'Dont give the others any ideas, the last thing we need is a super hero game.'
'I suppose.'
I saw two guards and hid behind a crate.
'speaking of ideas, any on how to get passed these guards?'
Red was silent to me when suddenly.
A Nazi Zombie killed the guards.
'Well guess I'm killing this thing.'
I drew my two blade and used cross slash on the zombie's legs.
The zombie noticed me after that but moved slower.
I put my blades in one hand and shot at the zombie with an aura hand.
The zombie recovered from the cross slash and I missed the zombie cause it moved just out of the way.
'Oh shit.'
The zombie hit my side pushing me into the table.
My back hit it hard and i definitely heard a crack.
"Ok you're an asshole."
I channeled my aura into my right arm.
"Transform."
My demon arm grabs the zombie's leg and snaps it in half.
The zombie kept going towards me and attempted to bite me.
I grabbed the zombie by its neck.
"Lets see if this works."
The palm of my hand glowed and a large blast hit the zombie's neck and head as well as blasting a large hole in the building.
I covered my arm in my cloak and looked at what remained of the zombie.
"I really hope i don't have to deal with these things very often."
I escaped from the building and made my wau back to the community Center.
Randy approached me.
"What did you find New Kid?"
I sent him the recording to him and he listened to it.
"I knew there was more to this. It's not a simple taco bell were dealing with. It's the most massive taco bell we've ever seen."
I sighed and face palmed with my good arm.
"You've done well New Kid, I'll take the picture you wanted with the PTA."
He gave me the sign and took the picture.
I sighed in relief when he sent me the picture and I walked back to the goth group.
"This better be the last thing I needed to do or I'm gonna kill someone"
I said revealing my demon arm to the goths.
Henrietta walked to my side.
"See he's the demon Lord."
I showed them all the picture.
Pete reacted first
"She's right and he did it, all right new kid you've proven yourself,just tell us where you'll need us and we'll be there."
I walked out of the alleyway and Henrietta followed me.
"My Lord I suggest you work on your lair before you call us to your game."
"Fair enough, I'm sick of fetch quests anyway."
I looked around and went to the outskirts of town.
AN:N's lair is the next chapter as well as the night time school session, anyway sorry this chapter took a little longer then usual, I went to North Carolina and the trip had me in the car for over 50 hours round trip, also this chapter wasnt as much fun as last one, I hope the next one is more fun to write but i hope you enjoyed this chapter, i promise I'll have the next one out soon.
